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(SFGate)   From the lucky to be alive file: Golden State Warrior suspended for attacking Shaquille O'Neal   (sfgate.com) divider line 25
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2002-03-17 12:03:57 AM  
I'm glad that he's suspended. The Mavericks and Warriors are playing at this very moment with Dallas leading by ten in the third quarter.
 
hnb
2002-03-17 01:53:51 AM  
Attacking Shaq? That takes SACK.
 
2002-03-17 02:06:37 AM  
Um, who cares? obviously noone else does, thsi is the 3rd post
 
2002-03-17 02:35:53 AM  
Yay!!!!! Got 4th!
 
2002-03-17 02:59:12 AM  
Muggsy Bouges and Spud Webb should beat the piss out of Shaq that would be some funny shiat. I dont mean at the same time I mean two separate times. I HATE THAT OVERRATED BIG MOUTH. The best center ever was #33 in LA not #34. HE had class and didnt have to dunk and TRY to rap or anything he just kept his pie hole shut and played basketball. NO trash talking and had class. I bet no one would have picked a fight with him. Shaq can sleep in his own shiat he brought this to himself.
 
2002-03-17 03:47:40 AM  
Shaq is nasty.. he'd step on you.
 
2002-03-17 03:53:27 AM  
Hnb: It would have been much funnier if you'd said: "Attack Shaq? That takes SACK."

...ignore me...
 
2002-03-17 03:54:03 AM  
whatever, he may be farking huge, but he is still a pussy.
 
2002-03-17 04:51:25 AM  
It's an easy thing to call a seven and a half foot tall man a "pussy" on an anonymous message board; another thing entirely to do it in person. I live in Orlando, and have seen Shaq up close (back before his backstabbing), it's very doubtful anyone on Fark would call him that to his face. I know I wouldn't, and since I wouldn't do it in person, I won't do it online.
 
2002-03-17 06:00:44 AM  
i would do it in person, me being 5'5" and all.
 
2002-03-17 06:14:55 AM  
Id whack-a-Shaq any time...big poof. As for his basketball skills...well...he ought to be thankful basketball is now nearly a full contact sport.
 
2002-03-17 08:21:17 AM  
Max:

Very True...Shaq wouldn't have done much in the good old days when pro basketball still took true athleticism, such as being able to actually shoot the ball and playing defense. To those NBA fans, defense is when the team w/o the ball tries to keep the other team from scoring.

If you want to see basketball, stick to the college level. However, I am 6'6" 225lbs, but I would NEVER call him a pussy to his face.....I like my body parts right where they are.
 
2002-03-17 09:18:44 AM  
Danny Fortson was a Cincy Bearcat thug, right ?
 
2002-03-17 10:21:49 AM  
I was, ahem, at the game (been trying to be a Warriors fan for years, but that's another sad tale of incompetence and woe).

The Lakers Irishman is a thug, who made 6-8 Fortson and 6-10 Foyle look puny. They went after him toe-to-toe, if not head-to-head or wallet-to-wallet--they are Men.

Unfortunately, the League knows where its bread is buttered, and Shaq will continue to get special treatment.

I will say this for him--when the game was on the line, he made something like 9-10 free throws. So he's not Just a thug.
 
2002-03-17 11:06:43 AM  
Why is he lucky to be alive? would Shaq have rapped him to death?
 
2002-03-17 12:47:55 PM  
Anonit's very doubtful anyone on Fark would call
him that to his face. I know I wouldn't, and since I wouldn't do it in person, I won't do it online.


6'8" and 350 pounds. I'll call anyone a pussy to their face if I want to.
 
2002-03-17 01:13:17 PM  
Shaq punches like a girl!
 
2002-03-17 01:25:39 PM  
Do not taunt the master of Shaq-Fu
 
2002-03-17 01:53:02 PM  
I thought the Weeners would be about shaq-fu!
 
2002-03-17 03:55:05 PM  
6'8" and 350 pounds. I'll call anyone a pussy to their face if I want to.

Sure you would, you big man. I can imagine you running into a group of gang members in Compton and calling one of them a pussy. Yep. :-)
 
2002-03-17 04:29:51 PM  
That's a great thing about FARK--EVERYBODY can be 6-8 and 350.
 
2002-03-17 05:27:57 PM  
 
2002-03-17 06:13:43 PM  
Even if somehow he is 6-8 and 380 pounds...Shaq is a professional athlete, and still half a foot taller. No way he'd call him a pussy. The internet makes us all giant badarses, doesnt it?
 
2002-03-17 07:27:34 PM  
According to my math, Fortson is out over $112k for missing those two games. So he throws two elbows and loses more money than (I'm guessing) anyone on Fark makes in a year. That's ridiculous.

whelmed
 
2002-03-17 08:08:05 PM  

Remember when LA Lakers centers used to make good movies?


 
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