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(Ephitat)   R.I.P. Write your epitaph as though your whole life revolved around getting a submission greenlit on Fark   (tinypic.com) divider line 238
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2005-02-18 11:17:31 PM  
Here lies Ayukawa, a man who had a mission
On fark, he tried
On fark, he died
With only one submission.
 
2005-02-18 11:18:51 PM  
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2005-02-18 11:23:07 PM  
"Jo Momma has died.

Ju are an Orphan

Ju happy now, Yackass?"
 
2005-02-18 11:23:37 PM  
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2005-02-18 11:32:25 PM  
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2005-02-19 12:06:31 AM  
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2005-02-19 12:12:21 AM  
I died and went to Delaware
 
2005-02-19 12:18:14 AM  
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2005-02-19 12:19:30 AM  
guinness30030, ???? - 2005, Never Figured Out How People Can Find Articles Worth Farking So Damn Fast...he was also the first to notice that if an article hits fark, 30 minutes later it hits Yahoo's Front Page...he was pretty sure it had something to do with the Freemasons or the Illuminati or somthing sinister like that...
 
2005-02-19 12:20:59 AM  
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2005-02-19 12:22:40 AM  
Damn, forgot the voting and the closing statement...

There was once a boy named Drue
Who grew up into a perverted man
While clicking through boobies links
He died with his c*ck in his hand

/greenlight, peenlight.
 
2005-02-19 12:32:07 AM  
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2005-02-19 12:39:26 AM  
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2005-02-19 01:09:48 AM  
[image from mental-pictures.com too old to be available]
/is "late epitaph" an oxymoron?
 
2005-02-19 01:18:43 AM  
Alas poor Stevedogg
Once he had a greenlight
But the mods giveth and some other mod tooketh away
 
2005-02-19 01:41:21 AM  
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Farkaholic submitted a link,
With a headline that really did stink.
All she got was 'Bad Kitty!'
Made her felt pretty sh*tty,
So she off'd herself quick as a wink.
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2005-02-19 04:21:59 AM  
Here lies
Moredhar
1983-2005
It really WAS a trap...
 
2005-02-19 05:04:28 AM  
beeman65
This epitaph is useless without pics.
 
2005-02-19 06:03:45 AM  
"Dead."
 
2005-02-19 07:53:56 AM  
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2005-02-19 07:57:20 AM  
SNUFFY

8135

BAD KITTY
 
2005-02-19 08:24:05 AM  
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2005-02-19 08:24:29 AM  
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2005-02-19 09:03:16 AM  
WhiteLighter
Got his ticket to hell first class.
Now saint Nick's gonna ride his ass.
 
2005-02-19 11:44:17 AM  
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2005-02-19 12:21:03 PM  
/dead
 
2005-02-19 12:21:55 PM  
Here Lies Abe Bagota Vigoda
/coming soon to this grave
 
2005-02-19 01:33:19 PM  
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2005-02-19 02:21:16 PM  
[image from photodump.com too old to be available]

/I FINALLY FOUND THAT GUY
 
2005-02-19 02:31:29 PM  
Here lies LiaLia
1971-2005
I can't even write a funny epitaph
 
2005-02-19 03:44:50 PM  
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2005-02-19 06:56:16 PM  
[image from rose-hulman.edu too old to be available]

/my roommate...banned last night
 
2005-02-19 07:07:13 PM  
gruxx (1977-2005) wished Fb- was his father. Here comes the science; hilarity will not ensue.
 
2005-02-19 08:38:17 PM  
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2005-02-19 09:46:47 PM  
Protect your Scrotum
 
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2005-02-20 03:03:09 AM  
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2005-02-21 12:16:41 PM  
Today is the 20th anniversary of the Jose Maldonado Incident. To mark the occassion, I have commented about this life-altering event often on the Fark comment boards. Here is my entry. It combines increasing awareness of the dreaded spectre of UOJE (Unplanned Overnight Jacket Exchange) with captioning my epitaph re: the non-greenlighting of articles. A vote for me is a vote against Jose Maldonado.

Boy stole my jacket.
Thief? Jose Maldonado.
Bronchial is sad.

Twenty years later
Fark is only salvation
No greenlight for me.
 
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