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(Reuters)   Two Women Jump Off High-Rise with Cat   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 55
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2002-03-16 02:47:03 AM  
Poor cat.
 
2002-03-16 02:48:33 AM  
Hopefully that's the end of Cliche Kitty!
 
2002-03-16 02:48:52 AM  
france surrenders
 
2002-03-16 02:48:57 AM  
Did the cat land on its feet?
 
2002-03-16 02:50:18 AM  
Let me be the first to say

"Airborne pussy"
 
2002-03-16 02:50:41 AM  
I told them catnip is only for cats. Next thing I know, they think they can fly. Sheeh...
 
2002-03-16 02:51:42 AM  
What a waste of good pussy. And I mean the cat.
 
2002-03-16 02:51:58 AM  
I think they murdered the cat
 
2002-03-16 02:52:17 AM  
I hope this isn't a militant gay pussy scenario. <img src=www.dnjtech.com/smile.jpg"

Bran
 
2002-03-16 02:52:51 AM  
okay...it must be past my bedtime.
 
2002-03-16 03:01:10 AM  
Two things: Whats PETA gonna say? and Does this have any relation to that new comet?
 
2002-03-16 03:04:10 AM  
Good. Cats have been all high and mighty every since Egypt worshipped them as gods.
 
2002-03-16 03:05:18 AM  
"We will confiscate the toys but we have no plans for punishment."
 
2002-03-16 03:11:04 AM  
LESBIANS.
 
2002-03-16 03:11:23 AM  
NO!!! Cliche Kitty! (whew cats have nine lives)
 
2002-03-16 03:14:36 AM  



 
2002-03-16 03:17:08 AM  
Yet another cat dying in a tragically failed attempt to set the new world record for landing on his feet. Sad...
 
2002-03-16 03:17:37 AM  
hey big, are we farkin again???
 
2002-03-16 03:19:14 AM  
Toonces?



How do they know that it wasn't the cat that took the 2 broads along with it instead of the other way around?
 
2002-03-16 03:19:42 AM  
that's what life without Fark will do..
good to be back with new postings
 
2002-03-16 03:22:07 AM  
"I told YOU to take the cat out!"

"Well I told YOU to take the cat out!!"

"Hey, I have an idea........."
 
2002-03-16 03:35:40 AM  
Neither lived in Berlin and police said they were believed to have come from Rostock and Hannover to the German capital especially for the deed.
yes... i'll take my cat and go to DC to jump off a building
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-16 03:55:34 AM  
It wasn't catnip, it musta been this...

http://www.1hotsauce.com/LAB%20MAD%20CAT.gif
 
2002-03-16 04:00:29 AM  
I bet that cat clawed the hell out of them all the way down
 
2002-03-16 04:06:25 AM  
who cares? two stupid broads and a little furry thing.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-16 04:15:10 AM  


Sorry about previous post, new at this.
 
2002-03-16 04:34:59 AM  
so did God kill the kitten or did no one masterbate?
 
2002-03-16 04:47:08 AM  
naw, the cops caught him before the kitty was done in.
Thanx redneck....
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-16 05:15:48 AM  


Why do I never tire of cliche' kitty pics? I laugh everytime I see it!!!
 
2002-03-16 05:44:54 AM  
thanks bad
 
2002-03-16 05:51:24 AM  
Including the cat helped their cause how?
I agree, poor cat.

He/she got top billing though:
Police said the tabby cat was killed instantly along with the two women, aged 32 and 45, who jumped from an apartment block in the central Mitte district.
 
2002-03-16 06:44:35 AM  

was it these two??
 
2002-03-16 06:56:58 AM  
I hear the women were depressed.
The poor cat however, was in a great mood, had got himself a new biatch who was on heat, and had only thought they were taking him up to the roof for some fresh air.

Good point AHOLE, i hope the cat did claw the living shiat out of them all the way down.
 
2002-03-16 07:02:51 AM  
You wanna kill yourself, I have no probs with that, but leave the pets out of it! Sheesh, poor cat
 
2002-03-16 07:19:18 AM  
"Eye witnesses reported the cat landed paws down"
 
2002-03-16 07:26:34 AM  
*drum fill*
 
2002-03-16 07:33:59 AM  
 
2002-03-16 07:43:43 AM  
Okay...time to log off and leave work to start my weekend. See you crazy cats on Wednesday. *waves*
 
2002-03-16 09:58:48 AM  
That's a CATastrophy!!
 
2002-03-16 10:01:07 AM  
this is seriously messed up. the cat might have survived that fall with only a few injuries (i have a friend who told me a friend's cat once survived a 20-story fall).

if there is a hell for bad pet owners, let's hope these two get the E ticket ride straight for it..
 
2002-03-16 10:49:49 AM  
Stupid Cat-loving women!!
 
2002-03-16 10:51:22 AM  
Boobies
 
2002-03-16 11:10:37 AM  
Poor Cat! If people want to kill themselves, more power to them! But I am sure the cat didn't want to die! This is why I hate people!
 
2002-03-16 11:22:14 AM  
Now, what would be weird would be if the two women held the #2 and #3 world-record Asteroids scores
 
2002-03-16 11:50:58 AM  
Lanky, I was thinking the SAME thing, high-larious!

Or maybe a feline conspiracy? Maybe the Cats are behind this? Perhaps this was a suicide attack and the women were murdered??

Someone should look into it.
 
2002-03-16 12:53:36 PM  
Police said the tabby cat was killed instantly along with the two women, aged 32 and 45, who jumped from an apartment block in the central Mitte district.

Yeah, I think I'd be more concerned about the cat (who had no idea what was going on) than the two women (who just had to take their little pussy on the way to hell with them). farking biatches, no reason to kill the cat too.
 
2002-03-16 01:10:19 PM  
You know? Maybe this is why Fark is so appealing. It's full of cat people! :)
 
2002-03-16 01:36:39 PM  
actually, the cat TOLD them to jump. They were just on the roof for a bit of fresh air..

Damned cat wants to kill himself, more power to him.
But to take two innocent women with him?
 
2002-03-16 04:36:34 PM  
It's good to see the writer got his priorities right. Mentioning the cat before the idiots is the right thong to do. (no sarcasm or irony intended)
 
2002-03-16 10:01:36 PM  
thecharlie--
lol!
 
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