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(The Tennessean)   Nashville: Where an assault victim's lawyer can say things like "It's a shame he didn't get a good lick in himself" with a straight face   (tennessean.com) divider line 44
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2005-02-17 08:47:48 AM  
I thought they had a problem with men licking each other in the South.
 
2005-02-17 08:57:29 AM  
OlafTheBent: I thought they had a problem with men licking each other in the South.

Dear lord no
 
2005-02-17 09:05:52 AM  
Sometimes people have to be taught manners.

Spot on, mister attorney. Nice sucker punch cornering a guy in a booth, Kid Asshat.
 
2005-02-17 09:12:54 AM  
Since when is "Suck" a bad word

"The DJ s..ks"
 
2005-02-17 09:27:55 AM  
bulldg4life: Dear lord no

Yeah, don't you know, that's the new southern custom.
 
2005-02-17 09:45:34 AM  
I thought his career was over. He still has an entourage?

That must really suck to be a hanger on. You see your meal ticket's popularity just plumetting (sp?) and you have to make that decision to hang around or jump ship and find someone on the way up.

Nobody ever said being in a posse is easy.
 
2005-02-17 09:58:39 AM  
Kid rock driving a corvette with this chick in John Rich's lap in the passenger seat

[image from hollywilliams.com too old to be available]

Officer:"Have you been drinking"

Driver:"No, but I am Kid rock, notorious designated driver."

Officer:"OK, can I have your autograph?"
 
2005-02-17 10:44:22 AM  
[image from img200.exs.cx too old to be available]

"Welcome to the south you damn yankees!!!"
 
2005-02-17 10:46:34 AM  
If I could get a good lick in myself I'd never leave the house.

/Is jealous of his cat
 
2005-02-17 10:47:10 AM  
"...didn't get a good lick in himself."

A Michael Jackson victim, perhaps?
 
2005-02-17 10:47:14 AM  
Atvar
That sort of Southern Comfort isn't so new. Why do you think the Bible Belt is so obsessed with "sinful" sweaty man sex?
 
2005-02-17 10:48:30 AM  
And remeber, he needed killin' is a valid defence in court here in the south!
 
2005-02-17 10:49:04 AM  
"Sometimes people have to be taught manners."

Isn't that what got Kid Rock in trouble in the first place?
 
2005-02-17 10:51:12 AM  
Being that I'm from Texas I was going to defend the South. But then I realized that the South needs no defense. Leastwise on FARK.

The yankees have thier water squirting flowers on today folks. But I prefer a water squirting flower on a clown to a clown with a carpet bag.
 
2005-02-17 10:51:39 AM  
God damn Kid Rock is one ugly looking mother farker.

/Never met a DJ who wasn't a sleaze or a dumbass.
/Everyone's a DJ these days...
 
2005-02-17 10:53:56 AM  
slewfootedhoopajoo
That picture is of Dubya's next door neighbor. We dont dress like that in the South

/Texas is not part of the South!
 
2005-02-17 10:56:14 AM  
Kid Rock having a career bewilders me,and I am Southern. I guess there are enough shaved head,meth smoking concrete laborers out there to constitute a fan base for him. White trash sux. At least they only get lippy with each other.
 
2005-02-17 10:57:23 AM  
/Texas is not part of the South!

Agreed. Texans are farked up, but they're their own breed. There are southerners. There are rednecks. There are Texans. There are some southerners and some rednecks in Texas, but in large part, Texans are their own unique breed.
 
2005-02-17 10:57:24 AM  
Kid Rock has sold millions of records with an innovative style that fuses country and rock music with rap lyrics.

And that, Your Honor, is why we are asking for the death penalty.
 
2005-02-17 11:01:56 AM  
I like the part where the officer gets fired for NOT doing a field sobriety test on someone he didn't think was drunk.

They hate us for our freedom.
 
2005-02-17 11:02:47 AM  
3 Kid-Rock posted on [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] in the last 24 hours. Come on mods! Hasn't this white-trash-crack-sellin-no-talent-shiat-kickin-redneck-hack gotten enough attention already?

Folks ... let's not give this arsehole 1 more minute over his alloted 15.

Thank ya.
 
2005-02-17 11:14:05 AM  
This is obviously George Bush's (Mr. Nazi) fault.
 
2005-02-17 11:21:10 AM  
I always heard Kid Rock was a talented musician who decided to sell out for fun and profit.
 
2005-02-17 11:23:34 AM  
rambunctious.

I'll say that again 'cause I like it.

rambunctious
 
2005-02-17 11:23:43 AM  
"Williams' ex-wife Becky (White) Williams, their daughter Holly Williams, Travis and Theresa Tritt, Aaron and Thea Tippin, and John Rich and Kenny Alphin of the country group Big & Rich."

How redneck do you have to be to consider this a "star-studed" group? Jeez.

There is nothing as frihgtening as a redneck with too much cash in his pocket and not enough coke in his nose...
 
2005-02-17 11:26:32 AM  
Appalachian-Americans, people.
Don't give me no lip, neither. I'm as southern as they get, except for that white thing.
 
2005-02-17 11:49:18 AM  
EnormousJuan
I always heard Kid Rock was a talented musician who decided to sell out for fun and profit.

No, he was a talented rapper who sold out for fun and profit.

Hell, if I could be white trash and make millions, I'd do it.

/already half way there, and it ain't the millions.
 
2005-02-17 11:52:34 AM  
so lemme get this straight: Kid Rock sucker-punched a guy that was wearing glasses while trying to defend someone's honor??

Classy.
 
2005-02-17 12:16:01 PM  
Just another reason why there needs to be a "Tennessee" topic tag. I mean how many articles come from the Tennessean a day?
 
2005-02-17 12:24:14 PM  
So, lets see if I have the facts straight. The DJ will sue Kid Rock and the cop will sue the town for losing his job..What a great country we live in.
 
2005-02-17 12:28:36 PM  
For a moment, I thought I was reading the article on Kid Rock sexually assaulting a woman and the lawyer cracked off a joke about it...

/got nuttin
 
2005-02-17 12:34:06 PM  
Man...Kid Rock just hasen't been the same since his meal ticket...er, I mean, midget died.
 
2005-02-17 12:39:35 PM  
''Shut up. This is my job. I don't bother you when you're digging in trash cans.''

Nice. Is that from "How to Win Friends and Influence People"?
 
2005-02-17 12:46:57 PM  
"All right now, boys, that's enough. Kid Rock, that's not like you. And Joe C., would your mama want you stretching out that sweatshirt like that?"

-Imp
 
2005-02-17 12:58:54 PM  
I want to see Kid Rock in a celebrity fight match with that red headded Partrige family guy.
I't could happen if enough Americans demanded it. Write your congressperson!
 
2005-02-17 01:07:28 PM  
Whaaa? Danny Bonaduchi would get his ass handed to him in a fight with Kid Rock. ...even though that would be hilarious I think Kid Rock should box with 50 Cent. hahahaha
 
2005-02-17 01:35:36 PM  
Texas is in the south. But it is not part of "The South". There's a huge difference. I hate country music. I've never been on a horse or on a ranch. I don't feel any need to go to church. But then again.. I live in a city.

Censoring "sucks" and refering to Kid Rock as "Mr. Rock" and "Mr. Kid Rock" is laughable. You're only supposed to use "Mr." when using the name of someone you respect. And you're only supposed to use "quote marks" once or twice in a "paragraph", but I like to get "my licks" in where I can.
 
2005-02-17 01:57:38 PM  
Actually, Texas was part of the Confederacy, so I consider it a rightful part of the South. There are some really redneck parts of Texas, but the rodeos around there are outstanding. Both fit together quite good there.
I happen to be in total agreement with the D.J.'s lawyer. Nashville has plenty of people who transform to total asshats when drunk. It's a good thing Kid Rock has some friends and entourage as his shiat would be answered even more nastily. He needs to remove his head from his rectum, but considering the L.A. attitude, it may well be asking a bit too much.
 
2005-02-17 02:03:20 PM  
"...Campos, a resident of Cedar Hill, Tenn., will soon see a specialist for a possible injury to his eye incurred when his eyeglasses broke as a result of one of the blows, said Nashville lawyer Steve Stephenson, who represents the disc jockey...."

Isn't not hitting a guy with glasses one of the Ten Commandments? Shame on you Skid Rocks.
 
2005-02-17 02:15:26 PM  
From a historical viewpoint one can argue that Texas is indeed in the south. However, it was also once it's own country, a fact that most Texans aren't aware of, but somehow know instictivly. This leads them to various incorrect beliefs, like "Don't mess with Texas" or "Ford is better in Texas." Who is it that is messing with Texas????
Anyway, my point is that Texans have forgotten the Civil War, and here in Tennessee it is still being fought. On those grounds, I would argue that Texas is not in the South, but is unique.
One a final note, the land in Texas sucks, and so do many of the people. Tennessee the people suck, and the land is beautiful.
 
CEG
2005-02-17 02:42:26 PM  
I grew up in Tennessee. Then we moved to Pennsylvania for a few years, then we moved to Texas, where I've been ever since. Texas is the 'South' folks. There are asshats everywhere, regardless of geography or terrain. Interestingly, the only place I've ever lived where a guy got run out of town for being of a different color was in PA -- and he was a guy who came from a mixed-race family, one black parent, one white. When everybody found out he wasn't really Italian, the pharmacist wouldn't even fill his prescriptions. I saw him stand there at the counter for a half hour and no one would even acknolwedge his presence....kinda felt bad for the guy.

Bigots don't care where they live as long as someone different from them doesn't live there, and the country's entire supply of bigots is not confined to Tennessee or Texas.

/Kid Rock is like skewl on Saturday
//can't we all just get along?
 
2005-02-17 05:26:01 PM  
"The officer let Kid Rock drive away with a warning. But before the star left, Monarez got the singer's autograph, police said.

Vanderbilt officials fired Monarez yesterday because they said the officer's actions created an appearance that he gave Kid Rock preferential treatment."

Uh, yeah. Everyone else in the car had been drinking, and the officer already had some reason to pull Rock over. Or was it just for the autograph?

I've seen eight Vandy cops show up to roust one old drunk guy from the local college dive. They strike me as being accustomed to dishing out preferential treatment, and as having a lot of time on their hands.
 
2005-02-17 05:34:41 PM  
I love the part where he runs away to another hoochie bar and tries to slip out the back door when the cops come. Asstard.
As a Detroiter who's been subjected to him for ten years, I don't believe for a minute Kid Schlock wasn't wasted. The cop let him go cuz he wanted his autograph.
 
2005-02-18 04:23:53 AM  
I'll bet that cop could use a job as ...I dunno... Kid Rock's new bodyguard.

I like Texans. Most of the originals were from my neck of the woods.

/As a Tennessean, I'd like to say that Nash Vegas is full of Yankees and other foreigners.
 
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