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(BrokenNewz)   Deep Throat illness offers new clues to identity   ( divider line
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22319 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Feb 2005 at 3:58 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-02-16 11:19:56 AM  
That's supposed to be funny?
2005-02-16 11:24:25 AM  
Must ... refrain ... from ... sarcastic ... comment.

//Satire websites suck.
///Ya, even the Onion
2005-02-16 11:25:42 AM  
Did you see the bottom of the article:

Story idea by

2005-02-16 11:26:39 AM  
wow... that sucked
2005-02-16 11:31:59 AM  
lily25: Story idea by

Say it ain't so, Drew!
2005-02-16 11:48:52 AM  
1. Credit for lame story idea.
2. ????
3. Profit!!
2005-02-16 11:49:25 AM  
Okay, I'm getting really tired of all this speculation, so here it is:


And I'm feeling better, thanks. Turned out to just be a nasty sinus infection.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-02-16 11:54:47 AM  
It can't be Michael Jackson. Little boys aren't big enough for deep throat.
2005-02-16 11:59:09 AM  
ZAZ... and how did you come to that conclusion?

/Please don't say "experience"
2005-02-16 12:38:48 PM  
OMG don't tell me. No waaay. J-Lo?
2005-02-16 01:38:32 PM  
2005-02-16 01:59:57 PM  
Thanks, sueb. :)
2005-02-16 02:53:56 PM  
Bono is a cock-rocker?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-02-16 02:55:43 PM  

That's Reverend ZAZ to you. Show proper respect.
2005-02-16 04:03:31 PM  
For a minute there I thought the SbB girls were following me.

/wishful thinking
2005-02-16 04:03:50 PM  
Duke sucks as bad as this article. It probably was him.
2005-02-16 04:03:53 PM  
Is the article about Brianna Banks ?

/didnt read the article
2005-02-16 04:09:30 PM  
2005-02-16 04:10:43 PM  
Farked early!
2005-02-16 04:12:55 PM  
Fuzzyshrimp: Farked early!

plankeye x: farked?

You didn't miss anything....honestly.
2005-02-16 04:14:09 PM  
Behold the power of Fark

2005-02-16 04:14:23 PM  
That would have been so much better if it had been funny or interesting.
2005-02-16 04:24:36 PM  

/but I hear it sucked and blew
2005-02-16 04:28:52 PM  
Didn't I hear something about this in the This Modern World website?
2005-02-16 04:30:32 PM  
don't look farked to me...
2005-02-16 04:31:50 PM  
When is everyone going to realize that Deep Throat was Nipsy Russell?

2005-02-16 04:45:24 PM  
Deep throat = Renquist!
2005-02-16 04:46:33 PM  
2005-02-16 11:25:42 AM lily25 [TotalFark]

Did you see the bottom of the article:

Story idea by


WHERE have you guys been???!?!?!? Lately more and more of the links are obvious paid links....
2005-02-16 04:47:36 PM  
LazyMF: obvious

That's why they never quoted him but just used him to confirm info they received from other sources. Running a poem would have given him away.
2005-02-16 04:56:40 PM  
Damn, I opened the article thinking it was going to say something about some weird throat fungus that the "actess" in Deep Throat had.....or at least give step by step instructions on how a person can achieve deep throating, so I can let me fiance read it.

F Nixon
2005-02-16 05:00:37 PM  
Deep Throat was Fred Fielding

now you know
2005-02-16 05:06:46 PM  
Obviously a paid link, Somecat65?

With a member number nearing 200,000, I'd have to ask where YOU'VE been. Obviously not here, and obviously not for long.

Drew's spoken out against the practice of accepting links on the main page for money, and Broken Newz is an old, old, old friend of Fark. You big dummy.
2005-02-16 05:16:48 PM  
Pale Green Pants
Even the Onion? C'mon man! Did you read the issue that came out yesterday? From the What do You Think? on the failure of Phys. Ed. programs in schools to alleviate obesity: "You know, sex burns a lot of calories. Teens love sex. I can't see why no one has thought of this before."
2005-02-16 05:30:48 PM  
some people think that deep throat might be chief justice william rehnquist.
2005-02-16 05:31:29 PM  
ever hurd of disposible email addresses? I use them for lame news site like this one. I've been around.

YOu think this crap would get posted for free?

Just give them your 5 bucks and shut the fark up.
2005-02-16 05:37:41 PM  
Story idea by

From the Michael Jackson falls ill thread yesterday:


2005-02-15 02:09:16 PM boobees michael the infamous "Deep Throat?"
one must wonder...


Could that be it?
2005-02-16 05:47:54 PM  
OH, come on, the story was worth it just for the link to Kim Jong Ils LiveJournal.

For the record, I had nothing to do with any of this.

I just want to make that perfectly clear.
2005-02-16 05:49:27 PM  
To be honest, I thought that was farking funny.
2005-02-16 06:24:59 PM  
everyone knows that deepthroat is forrest gump.

He probably finally contracted AIDS from that slut Jenny and is on his way out.

/needs to go back to FYAD
2005-02-16 06:26:10 PM  
I would see a remake of Deep Throat with Lindsey Lohan
2005-02-16 06:46:56 PM  

I thought we knew who Deep Throat was . . .

[image from too old to be available]

2005-02-16 07:58:07 PM  
I made Linda Lovelace gag.
2005-02-16 08:34:28 PM  
A lot of people are now thinking that DT is [image from too old to be available].

/serious post
2005-02-16 10:22:03 PM  
Why would anybody think it was Alexander Haig? I've heard that theory before. Thoughts? Anyone? How close was Rehnquist to Nixon?

/born in the Nixon era, otherwise I'd know more
//probably a lot more
2005-02-16 11:23:22 PM  
The comments are right, that was lame. That joke was a one-liner; popular asshats are cock suckers. Was Moby the punchline?

[image from too old to be available]?
2005-02-16 11:36:15 PM  
Yeah, what the hell is Moby doing in that picture.

/please don't answer
2005-02-17 01:12:45 AM  
that was horrendously unfunny
2005-02-17 02:28:36 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-17 03:43:22 AM  
that entire site is painfully unfunny. just fukkin awful. there no way Brooks actually pays to advertise there
2005-02-17 09:28:22 AM  
Not clicking it. No way.

Brokennewz: the only thing less funny than BBSpot or cancer.
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