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		Judge finds breast-fondling priest not guilty because it was "a religious practice." New converts increase 500 percent (japantoday.com)		50
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inturnaround		2005-02-16 09:45:40 AM

If that was practice, I can't wait to see what it's like when he's mastered it.

OlafTheBent		2005-02-16 09:47:17 AM

See... now that's a relegion I can get behind.

/Imagine the saints they prey to.

splishsplashfark		2005-02-16 10:01:33 AM

Touching boobies is a better religious practice your baby getting herpes from a Rabbi.

Farkshower1972		2005-02-16 10:10:05 AM

NICU8697		2005-02-16 10:23:26 AM

In the name of the Father, and of the Son and of the Holy CRAP LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE BAZOOMBAS!

madcow11		2005-02-16 10:59:04 AM

I think I just found religion.

Pro Zack		2005-02-16 10:59:37 AM

now THAT's seperation of church and state!

Farkshower1972		2005-02-16 10:59:45 AM

Yeah....Icey_M....trim little boys....

/ I just threw up a little in my mouth

boohiss		2005-02-16 10:59:52 AM

It wasn't Catholics this time, so put your flame throwers away.

WyattEarp		2005-02-16 11:00:41 AM

Now if I could only find a Priestess to yank out MY bad vibes...

Pro Zack		2005-02-16 11:00:46 AM

Farkshower1972 WHERE did you get that pic! it's a kitten killer for sure...

squintbro		2005-02-16 11:02:40 AM

Sign me up!

ArcadianRefugee		2005-02-16 11:03:04 AM

Pro Zack: it's a kitten killer for sure..

Wow. People are sacrificing kittens in the names of poorly-detailed drawings? What's this world coming to?

RandomNed		2005-02-16 11:03:22 AM

teenage girl...better than a little boy...I guess....

/disturbed

mdbran		2005-02-16 11:03:32 AM

One of these religions is not like the other...one of these religions does not belong...

Earth138ad		2005-02-16 11:05:01 AM

Fark Scientology I think I just found my new religion.

Does anyone know where I can pick up the priests outfit? Its for a religious ceremony.

dimossi		2005-02-16 11:05:37 AM

Sai Baba is jealous.

Mr. Clarence Butterworth		2005-02-16 11:05:43 AM

I gauge vaginal tightness in my religion.

Priapulid		2005-02-16 11:05:44 AM

Let me just place my sacred sceptre between your virginal breasts and annoint you with holy cream of the host.... yeah that's the ticket.

20/20		2005-02-16 11:06:59 AM

Didn't certain officials use to examine women naked in order to look for "witches marks?" Just asking.

Adman12		2005-02-16 11:10:43 AM

Ryoichi Sakamoto, 36, touched the then 15-year-old girl in October 2002 at a religious facility in Sendai, now part of Satsuma-Sendai, Kagoshima Prefecture, in order to dispel "negative vibes" from her as she had problems with her health and school work.

???

Mouser		2005-02-16 11:14:53 AM

Unavailable for comment.

zekebullseye		2005-02-16 11:18:01 AM

What an opportunity for Michael Jackson! "But Judge, fondling and sleeping with young boys is part of my religious practice!"

Adman12		2005-02-16 11:21:57 AM

BTW, GIS for "Sakamoto" is surprisingly NSFW.

Logray		2005-02-16 11:22:24 AM

/hyo-yo-yo
//wha-la-la

RockIsDead		2005-02-16 11:22:32 AM

All the no-shirters keep saying they're nothing special anyway, so why the big deal?

radioberlin		2005-02-16 11:26:20 AM

Golden rule: Consenting adults.

SummerOfGeorge		2005-02-16 11:29:53 AM

Does Shinto involve UFIA too?

Feverdream		2005-02-16 11:31:51 AM

All Hail the God of fondling HOT teenage girls.

You must kneel and show fear and respect, or I will cast my wrath on you and make FAT!!!

Mugato		2005-02-16 11:44:12 AM

Wait, a female? Over the age of ten?

Promote him to biship.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2005-02-16 11:44:51 AM

saw a thing on dateline with that guy in south america (joe of god I think), who was grabbin some titty on cam. I was like damn, if that is the lords work where do I sign up.

Elvis Nixon		2005-02-16 11:48:38 AM

Yes my child, sometimes the body of Christ is in my penis. Open wide. Take your retainer out first please.

Gnascher		2005-02-16 11:50:08 AM

I hit the bug ... where's my iPod?

Earth138ad		2005-02-16 11:50:37 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker

I caught part of that and was laughing my arse off. The lady went in with a hang nail or something like that & all he did was cop a feel & then ram a 5 inch metal rod up her nose.

clevershark		2005-02-16 11:50:44 AM

I've been religious for years, apparently!

No Catchy Nickname		2005-02-16 12:02:12 PM

Adman12
Isn't your album cover for RyUichi Sakamoto, not Ryoichi?

secretmethod		2005-02-16 12:02:19 PM

Not that anyone will read this - it was said before and some people still ignored it - this was a SHINTO priest, not Christian. Don't mean to spoil the Christian-bashing fun. *rolls eyes*

justanotherfarkinfarker		2005-02-16 12:14:19 PM

On the topic of grabin titty; how about dem new dusty ads. Damn, you know those guys arn't makin a dime... all they are doin is farkin those hot college "models". They got em nude now for crying errr typing out loud. You know they just hand out their biz cards to them going "how would you like to be a model", then sleep with them after the first shoot. The whole plan was hatched when they where sittin around drinking beer; how can we sleep with hot college girls now that we are not in college? pure genius if you ask me.
Dusty guys if you are on fark, how do I get in on that? I'm a damn good photographer, I can think up stupid t-shiat designs, and thoroughly enjoy sleeping with hot college girls.

a_cure_for_gravity		2005-02-16 12:23:19 PM

Stop playing the persecuted card. Here on fark we're equal oportunity religion bashers.

Adman12		2005-02-16 12:25:33 PM

No Catchy Nickname

U, O, whatever. It's not like they use our alphabet anyway.

(Plus, I wanted to see if anyone here was old enough to remember that guy.)

DECMATH		2005-02-16 12:26:58 PM

Grandpa Hino takes the fifth.

feelgood47		2005-02-16 01:06:05 PM

Mugato Wait, a female? Over the age of ten?

Promote him to biship.

What's a biship?

Adman12		2005-02-16 01:44:50 PM

feelgood47
What's a biship?

I'm thinking it's some sort of catamaran.

Mugato		2005-02-16 01:45:55 PM

"bishop." Excuse me all to hell.

frkngenius		2005-02-16 01:47:40 PM

What's with the pedofilic japanese guys today?

Farkshower1972		2005-02-16 02:02:14 PM

What's a bishop?

Are they "pedofilic"?

/ I kill me....

dreamingxashley		2005-02-16 03:03:37 PM

*giggle* And all this time we thugh Miroku (from Inuyasha) was just a touchy-feel pervert. ^_^

crazy_gaijin		2005-02-16 07:50:21 PM

feelgood47

What's a biship?

GIS for biship:

red_beard_neo		2005-02-16 08:22:25 PM

RockIsDead: All the no-shirters keep saying they're nothing special anyway, so why the big deal?

Shh, this is no time for logic and reason! =P

Seriously, I agree, if they're not sex organs then this should warrant the same outcry as touching her kneecap. But, of course, people always want it both ways...