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(The Superficial) Boobies Looks like Britney's on the Kirstie Alley meal plan (sfw)   (thesuperficial.com) divider line 271
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2005-02-15 06:29:55 PM
They're always hot until they get married...
 
2005-02-15 06:30:23 PM
Brittney is definitely going to have some "thunderthighs" in a year or two.


But she makes enough money to have all the plastic surgery she had, er, will need.
 
2005-02-15 06:30:44 PM
I'd still hit it, but from the one photo I saw from the mostly farked site, it looks like she needs to lay off the booze. Damn, and fark was on such a role for celebrity boobies.
 
F42
2005-02-15 06:33:22 PM
falser:

That's from the 2000 MTV music awards, when she had a slamming body. She's obviously gained some moderate poundage since then, I'd guess a good 20lbs. Nothing a few months of hitting the gym, an abortion, quitting smoking, eating something other than grits, and moving out of her trailer home wouldn't cure.


Cigarettes are an appetite supressant. Quiting smoking means you gain 10-30 pounds.

Unless you mean she smokes something else, in which case I guess an end to the munchies would help the diet ;-)
 
2005-02-15 06:38:55 PM
I would hit it so hard and so often that I would have to have a IV hooked up to my nut sack so I'd have something to shoot thus avoid Dry Fireing.
 
2005-02-15 06:39:21 PM
looks like she's about 4-beers-in territory now. oh, how the mighty have fallen.
 
2005-02-15 06:40:12 PM
could always be worse.

look at how sexy courtney love has gotten:

 
2005-02-15 06:40:21 PM
i think imageshack isnt working (or didnt like the traffic) so ill try a different host. [tinypic.com]

SFW pool white bikini 1 [pops]

SFW pool white bikini 2

SFW shopping 1

SFW shopping 2
 
2005-02-15 06:41:49 PM
Did anyone else see the pics of Chyna's giant, penis-like clitoris? Jesus farking christ on a crutch...

What, did Britney eat it?

/With a side of Blue Cheese
 
2005-02-15 06:45:29 PM
Her bio says she's 5'4, so she's probably 5'3 at most. For a 5'3 girl to have legs that thick with little glaringly obvious cellulite she's got a fair amount of musculature on her thighs. (Yes, I've seen the "Britney has cellulite on her ass pics, most every woman can get into a pose that will generate a cellulite look if they have any cushion on them at all, no matter their weight; that's the way fat works on women.) She's got a bit of a tummy, but not much. In the pics where she's not folded over sitting down, she's obviously not fat. When she is folded over sitting down, well, if you think folded skin makes her fat in those positions, hey, more power to you and your built-like-a-15-year-old-boy girlfriend.
 
2005-02-15 06:46:15 PM
Who cares, "she rich, biatches!
 
2005-02-15 06:51:02 PM
Woah. When did Britney get a tramp stamp?
 
2005-02-15 06:53:14 PM
i thought she had one forever...we call it the "mark of the sl*t"
 
2005-02-15 06:54:42 PM
steve-o

Is that shopped or fo real do?
 
2005-02-15 06:55:19 PM
I applaude you DarthBrooks, for the obscure referenece of the day. Totie Fields???????? Except for a throwaway reference on Bob and Tom a couple of days ago, I hadn't heard that name in years.
 
2005-02-15 06:58:17 PM
 
2005-02-15 06:58:53 PM
I have to agree with sandreckoner. I'm 5'2", and an extra 5 or 10 pounds of winter weight really shows up when you are on the shorter side. There is a huge difference between 110 lbs and 120 lbs. I'm willing to cut her some slack on the weight issue.

She is, however, guilty on all counts of excessive white trashery.
 
2005-02-15 07:03:13 PM
 
2005-02-15 07:03:59 PM
I'd still pound her rich ass.
 
2005-02-15 07:04:03 PM
SharkInfested: She is, however, guilty on all counts of excessive white trashery.


Kinda how you're guily on all counts of excessive jellousy?


=)
 
2005-02-15 07:07:16 PM
I would still defile Britney Spears in the same fashion as my hero, Max Hardcore would.
 
2005-02-15 07:11:11 PM
tzzhc4

I hope to god she isn't pregnant, drinking and smoking like she is the kids will come out all F***ed up.

Well, more than they were already going to be.
 
2005-02-15 07:11:28 PM
She has log leg along with her cankles.

/also known as pork chop leg
 
2005-02-15 07:13:41 PM
however do women develop eating disorders which such fine gentlemen everywhere?

silly idealistic virgins...
 
2005-02-15 07:16:09 PM
ok, i'm 5'1, 110 lbs, and i have cellulite on my ass if i stand a certain way. so there.
 
2005-02-15 07:16:52 PM


/would still hit it, when she's on a zitfree day and wears 800 kilo makeup, like she looks in Toxic etc.
 
Ral
2005-02-15 07:17:29 PM
falser

That is not a "slamming" body. She's ridiculously thin in that pic. Unhealthy, gross, waifish, childlike thin. Hipbones and ribs protruding thin. I mean the woman has no hips to hang her pants on fer crissake.

Skinny chicken legs. No muscle definition at all. It's just repulsive.
 
2005-02-15 07:18:52 PM
Rufus: real. I! KNOW! OMG!
 
2005-02-15 07:20:49 PM
one womans granny panties are another womans thong

/likes the bubble butts
 
2005-02-15 07:29:43 PM
ahh the miracles of makeup.
 
2005-02-15 07:32:27 PM
Here are my fat Britney photoshops:

pic 1

pic 2
 
2005-02-15 07:32:40 PM
Uh, don't forget "she's pregnant".... or was that last week?
 
2005-02-15 07:33:32 PM
Emperor of Porn:

/would still hit it, when she's on a zitfree day and wears 800 kilo makeup, like she looks in Toxic etc.


pic 1 NSFW pop

pic 2 NSFW

pic 3 NSFW

these pics are most likely SFW since they are screenshots from her video but im not taking anymore chances today

/apologizes for the apparent NSFW thumbnail pic i posted earlier
//must've been the rolling stone cover pic :-/ NSFW
 
2005-02-15 07:34:05 PM
ok, i'm 5'1, 110 lbs, and i have cellulite on my ass if i stand a certain way. so there.

And you're majoring in public relations according to your profile! That's two strikes.
 
2005-02-15 07:48:49 PM
this thread is pointless.. how many times are we going to pick at britney. She's not fat (she might be white trash, have horrible taste in men, and have dozens of zits on her face that she covers up) but she's not fat
 
2005-02-15 07:54:23 PM
She's well on the way to buttertroll...pure poetic justice.
 
2005-02-15 07:55:12 PM
she's fatTER than she used to be. she's a far cry from being fat. But i would classify her at this point as being "meaty". (anorexic->too skinny->skinny->normal->meaty->chubby->fat->disgustingly fat)

britney is getting into the meaty stage. but she's still not fat. she's still attractive, but while she was say a "9" at her peak, she's merely a "6.5" now (in my opinion), 5 being average.

i don't know but just by looking at her and her weight fluctuations, i just have the feeling that once she stops performing she'll stop exercising. And if she stops smoking too, she's going to bloat up like crazy. that's just the feeling i get from her now. :-/
 
2005-02-15 07:57:24 PM
WARNING
itzComA
's Link DOES NOT POP!!! He's posted it twice I see. And, DUDE if I get a Virus, dataminer or Adware I'm coming after you!!!!!
 
2005-02-15 07:58:51 PM
Proper farked
 
2005-02-15 08:00:57 PM
testing out ImageShack's gallery feature.
So you can view my 2 second NSFW Britney Gallery here (pops)
 
2005-02-15 08:03:13 PM
Elvira:

WARNING
itzComA's Link DOES NOT POP!!! He's posted it twice I see. And, DUDE if I get a Virus, dataminer or Adware I'm coming after you!!!!!


wtf? i test all my links before posting. and i sure as hell don't post viruses or spyware or adware. maybe the site is bogged down. easy on the accusations pls.
 
2005-02-15 08:06:46 PM
Warning, indeed, noobs: do not fark with the lovely and talented LV. She's an old school farkette, and a respected purveyor of erotic seafood in two dimensions.

You could learn a lot--I know I could.
 
tjd
2005-02-15 08:16:04 PM
I would definitely NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees...
 
2005-02-15 08:18:16 PM
They pop for me, Elvira... geez, have a cow man
 
2005-02-15 08:19:06 PM
Cardinal:

Warning, indeed, noobs: do not fark with the lovely and talented LV. She's an old school farkette, and a respected purveyor of erotic seafood in two dimensions.

You could learn a lot--I know I could.


a) thanks for calling me a noob
b) still waiting to see how i farked up.....
 
2005-02-15 08:31:33 PM
site's farked. Now I'll NEVER know!!!! :)
 
2005-02-15 08:36:54 PM
itzComA's link is fine... wtf?
 
2005-02-15 08:38:08 PM
falser:

She's obviously gained some moderate poundage since then, I'd guess a good 20lbs. Nothing a few months of hitting the gym, an abortion, quitting smoking, eating something other than grits, and moving out of her trailer home wouldn't cure. I miss the Year 2000 Britney.

Spit my booze all over teh place
 
2005-02-15 08:38:09 PM
Mirror (best I could)
By clicking the below link you agree to click one ad so I make trillions of dollars off your horniness. ;)



Britney Spears at her Best (NSFW)
 
2005-02-15 08:54:07 PM
Eh. She ate some food. She ain't fat by any stretch.
 
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