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(The Superficial) Boobies Looks like Britney's on the Kirstie Alley meal plan (sfw)   ( divider line
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302169 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2005 at 5:04 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-02-15 05:19:50 PM  
Attention Farkers. To make a cliky link, do this:

<a href="">Google is the site to search!</a>
2005-02-15 05:20:09 PM  
Pretty much, if they're not fatter than me, I'm okay with it.
So that means pretty much up to Sarah Rue size, and yeah, I'd hit that, too.

So, yeah, if she kicks Kev Fed to the curb, I'll be waiting for her with some Cheetos and beer.
2005-02-15 05:20:19 PM  
I wonder who that dude is in the pics with her, and if he'd mind trading places with me for a few days. He's got to be stressed out from laying around at the pool of a luxury resort hotel. I'll do some time for him.
2005-02-15 05:20:29 PM  
That would also be the same Fergie of 'Kid's Incorporated' fame.
2005-02-15 05:20:37 PM  
freeleee - Ugh, why is Britney still getting greenlighted. She is so used up, yesterdays news anymore. How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!

Because, they're not much to look at, when they are made up well (if I say more about that, it'll provoke a flamewar... again). And, they're not nearly as successful (in terms of instant money/fame). Lastly, they don't seem to be on the verge of a massive meltdown.

Personally, I'm waiting to see Britney blow... (take that to mean whatever you want it to).
2005-02-15 05:20:51 PM
2005-02-15 05:20:52 PM  
britney isn't currently fat
but i am one of the many farkers who would love to place a wager on her not aging well
only a matter of time

/you can take the girl out of the trailer
/but you can't take the trailer out of the girl

/just sayin'
2005-02-15 05:21:08 PM  
I dont care how cute a person is, smoking is disgusting.
2005-02-15 05:22:09 PM  
<a href="">This is My Link</a>

It's not that hard folks.
2005-02-15 05:22:32 PM  
When first reading the headline, I thought the submitter was implying that Kirstie is fat because she ate Britney (and by ate, I mean swallowed her whole). And smoking is for trailer trash and dirty euro wannabees. Yuk.
2005-02-15 05:22:50 PM  
She is on the Kirstie road-to-fat Alley. Definitely.

And I would officially Not Hit That, not even with Bea Arthur's dick.

2005-02-15 05:23:30 PM  
Man I love dishing about celebrities getting fat!

/continue eating your chocolate ice cream
2005-02-15 05:25:20 PM  
jayhawk88 said:

<a href="">This is My Link</a>

It's not that hard folks.

Yeah, but I'm lazy. So there.
2005-02-15 05:25:53 PM  
If by "fat" everyone means "buys bikinis that are 5 sizes too small"
2005-02-15 05:25:54 PM  
She's rich enough to make hitting it worth while. Just so long as the old wanker doesn't fall off afterwards.
2005-02-15 05:27:50 PM  
Full-on FARKED!
2005-02-15 05:27:53 PM  
2005-02-15 05:19:50 PM Phores Kin

Attention Farkers. To make a cliky link, do this:

<a href="">Google is the site to search!</a>

Fark taught me html!

2005-02-15 05:28:08 PM  
I think "fat" now means "doesn't look like a little girl anymore".
2005-02-15 05:28:16 PM  
if anyone's got the pic's i can setup a mirror.
2005-02-15 05:28:18 PM  
I'm willing to try new things....

More pics of fat Britney
2005-02-15 05:28:29 PM  
That bottom link on the page also has Spyware, Adware, Browser Hijakers and a trojan associated... beware!
2005-02-15 05:28:29 PM  
DrToast: Well played.

/not dead yet
2005-02-15 05:29:26 PM  
2005-02-15 05:29:51 PM  
Phores Kin: Google is the site to search!

It doesn't work!! What am I doing wrong?!

2005-02-15 05:30:13 PM
2005-02-15 05:30:17 PM  
2005-02-15 05:30:57 PM  
Good work GI Joe Bob.. I can't imagine where you located that picture....
2005-02-15 05:31:01 PM  
link above is NSFW

I had to hotlink it so I could see it at work and didn't have time to check...sorry
2005-02-15 05:31:35 PM  
thanks for the NSFW link, TW.
2005-02-15 05:31:53 PM  
2005-02-15 05:31:58 PM  
Yikes... NSFW link there, TW
2005-02-15 05:32:06 PM  
TW: what nivuahc said

NSFW: Welcome to bannination, TW!
2005-02-15 05:32:38 PM  
thx PHores, i already clicked on it and now my Security team is biatching at me.....

2005-02-15 05:32:54 PM  
HAHA!! My knowledge of HTML for Fark is COMPLETE!!!!

[image from too old to be available]

I will rule you all!!!

/ Kidding, but this IS kinda cool
2005-02-15 05:32:59 PM  
/old news
2005-02-15 05:34:30 PM  
So, i went to Britney's site. Whatever. I read her letter to the fans. Whatever.

This is some of the most mindless, disgusting blather I have ever read, but this takes the cake:

"I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom's. It's true; home is where the heart is."

2005-02-15 05:35:49 PM  
In the picture that EverCompromised posted, she reminds me of Brett Butler for some reason... does anyone else see the resemblance? If I remember correctly, the show was called 'Grace Under Fire'...

[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-15 05:37:35 PM  
Allow me to sacrifice some of the little dignity I retain and comment on a celebrity gossip link:

She is pregnant. Rumors have been swirling for quite some time now; and not 2 months ago she fell down at a concert, prompting her publicist to say that she might need up to a year to recuperate from injuries received. Just enough time to bloat up and have a kid, and not have to tell the world you're expecting and that's why you aren't on tour.

OK, now I feel dirty.
2005-02-15 05:38:14 PM  

How can that possibly be considered NSFW?


2005-02-15 05:38:38 PM  
News Flash;

2005-02-15 05:40:27 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
"Hi, you may remember me from such roles as 'Squeak' in the hit movie BaseketBall."
2005-02-15 05:40:36 PM  
<a href="" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This is My Link</a>

For popping links :)
2005-02-15 05:40:47 PM  

It's cuz farkers don't like black girls. I challenge any farker in this thread to show me the last greenlighted link to a black woman that was well received.
2005-02-15 05:41:13 PM  
Link opens after about 5 minutes, but the pics aren't there. Dammit Abe!!! Why are you tearing down other peoples sites?
2005-02-15 05:41:49 PM  
I would still do Britney even if she had mad cow disease
2005-02-15 05:42:21 PM  
farked....either that or really slow
2005-02-15 05:44:21 PM  
Ashanti is fake and probably shaves more than I do.
/like Britney, she can't sing though
2005-02-15 05:44:22 PM  
w00t! we broke it!
2005-02-15 05:45:00 PM  
I'm willing to out on a limb here and say that Brittney will likely age as nicely as her mother did. Heck, at times Lynn looks hotter than her daughter.
2005-02-15 05:48:36 PM  
Stop calling me Squeak!
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