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2005-02-15 02:57:59 PM
Irrespective of talent and "skankiness," if you think that is fat, you need a good kick to the shins.
 
2005-02-15 02:59:59 PM
Thank you, Heamer. What you said.
 
2005-02-15 03:00:38 PM
I love to make fun of Britney... but... I don't see any fat.
 
2005-02-15 03:04:28 PM
Heamer
Irrespective of talent and "skankiness," if you think that is fat, you need a good kick to the shins.

She's so very obviously a cow, and so far beneath the millions of Farkers here who obviously hit Supermodels repeatedly.

/sarcasm

Were I not happily married, I'd hit it like a rented mule.
 
2005-02-15 03:04:48 PM
I would sooooo hit that until Smooky begged for mercy...I just love zaftig women!
 
2005-02-15 03:05:17 PM
when you're so in love with cigarettes you don't even put them down to go swimming, it might be time for the patch.

She must really reek all the time.
 
2005-02-15 03:05:55 PM
i would hit it
 
2005-02-15 03:06:30 PM
Oh yeah, and Kirstie Alley isn't fat either. She's pudgy big-boned.
 
2005-02-15 03:06:47 PM
Forget the fat: watch how fast her face ages if she keeps sucking back... cigarettes. CIGARETTES! You dirty bastich.
 
2005-02-15 03:08:24 PM
I dunno...in this one....

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/bspool5.jpg (no pops, HTML Skills are teh suck)

She looks a little pudgy....but as for the rest she looks....


*GASP*

Normal!!
 
2005-02-15 03:08:28 PM
how in the hell is that fat?

Additionally, I thought she was pregnant...I must not be up-to-speed. **shrug**

Anyhow, she should be careful with the sun, though. She's looking a little brown. I hope it's fake tan.
 
2005-02-15 03:08:52 PM
In 15 years she's going to look like whithered leather.
 
2005-02-15 03:13:12 PM
Are these new? Call me crazy, but these look like the same pics of her poolside from like 7+ months ago? If so, I think she's lost all this weight and even started putting fresh weight back on.
 
2005-02-15 03:14:06 PM
I'm sorry, she looks fat to me, especially relative to last year's model

/cigarettes make crotches stinky
 
2005-02-15 03:24:42 PM
gis for 'fat britney'

 
2005-02-15 03:39:54 PM
Oops, I did it again.

Now I need a towel.
 
2005-02-15 03:40:43 PM
Greenlighted? That server is going to be farked pretty quick from the looks of it- it's already slow.
 
2005-02-15 03:49:30 PM
farked.
 
2005-02-15 03:54:09 PM
No_47
And kittens everywhere rejoyced...
 
2005-02-15 04:05:40 PM
She's not fat, she's just white-trash.
 
2005-02-15 04:10:59 PM
Not fat. But she is glamorous with that cigarette.

 
2005-02-15 04:15:19 PM
EverCompromised, that is an ugly, ugly picture.

Britney spears: postergirl for America's white trash.
 
2005-02-15 04:20:01 PM
I think she's going to go right past Kirstie Alley and head for Totie Fields territory.

 
2005-02-15 04:38:30 PM
OMG, she looks like a normal girl now!

How will we cope!!

pffft!
 
2005-02-15 04:39:32 PM
You can pretty much look at a girl and tell if she'll be a cow in 10 years. When I was single, I called them future-fat.

But not to their face. Cuz the main thing is to get some lovin' while they're still NOT fat.
 
2005-02-15 04:46:51 PM
She's got FP...fat potential...but she's not fat. Dumb? Yes. Fat? Hardly.
 
2005-02-15 05:03:34 PM
Ugh, why is Britney still getting greenlighted. She is so used up, yesterdays news anymore. How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!
 
2005-02-15 05:09:23 PM
Link is farked already...
 
2005-02-15 05:09:49 PM
farked?
 
2005-02-15 05:10:22 PM
FETTUCCINE!
 
2005-02-15 05:10:23 PM
Linked farked. Somone please get the cache or something....

For those of you who says britney is yesterday news, then who are we supposed to talk about? Madonna?

Sheesh! Lets the party started in here already!
 
2005-02-15 05:11:15 PM
Sometimes, I look at Britney, and then I think about the old Britney, and then I think about suing her for destruction of fap-property.
 
2005-02-15 05:11:22 PM
Lets the party started in here already, indeed.
 
2005-02-15 05:11:29 PM
How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!

Uhhhh... no.
 
2005-02-15 05:11:34 PM
Farked already...and I'm not talking about Britney as she has been farked for a long time
 
2005-02-15 05:12:08 PM
The Mystery of Brittney Spear's Breasts

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp


/sorry about the cut-n-paste...someday I'll learn more HTML than bold and italics
 
2005-02-15 05:14:09 PM
Of all singers, I'd prefer to see Fergie. She's my new favourite.

That would be Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, not Fergie of ex-Royal fame.
 
2005-02-15 05:15:02 PM
whiskey_33:

Linked farked. Somone please get the cache or something....


Relax - you are missing nothing.
 
2005-02-15 05:15:32 PM
farked
 
2005-02-15 05:15:42 PM
That would be Fergie of former Wild Orchid fame, back when she was blonde. And white.
 
2005-02-15 05:15:53 PM
mactobain: The Mystery of Brittney Spear's Breasts

Truly a flash classic.
 
2005-02-15 05:16:11 PM
Abe Vigodaed.
 
2005-02-15 05:16:43 PM
We really need a farked timer for boobies links just to prove how rapidly our desperate fapping can melt servers...
 
2005-02-15 05:17:53 PM
Oh, why must they smoke??!?!? It's just sooooo disgusting!
Otherwise, I'd tap it like a pony keg
 
2005-02-15 05:17:57 PM
the link at the bottom of the article for the fan page isnt farked.. has the same pics.
 
2005-02-15 05:18:47 PM
a) That is not fat by any definition of the term
b) Site author likely hasn't touched a woman since he stopped breastfeeding
c) Me likes 'em curvy anyway

/my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon
//and with that, my daily descent into sexual objectification is over
 
2005-02-15 05:19:03 PM
MMMMMMMMmmmmmm.... Fergie...

/give it up, give it up!
 
2005-02-15 05:19:06 PM
Instafarked...
 
2005-02-15 05:19:18 PM
anyone save the pics before the server went fark?
 
2005-02-15 05:19:31 PM
 
2005-02-15 05:19:50 PM
Attention Farkers. To make a cliky link, do this:

<a href="http://www.google.com">Google is the site to search!</a>
 
2005-02-15 05:20:09 PM
Pretty much, if they're not fatter than me, I'm okay with it.
So that means pretty much up to Sarah Rue size, and yeah, I'd hit that, too.

So, yeah, if she kicks Kev Fed to the curb, I'll be waiting for her with some Cheetos and beer.
 
2005-02-15 05:20:19 PM
I wonder who that dude is in the pics with her, and if he'd mind trading places with me for a few days. He's got to be stressed out from laying around at the pool of a luxury resort hotel. I'll do some time for him.
 
2005-02-15 05:20:29 PM
That would also be the same Fergie of 'Kid's Incorporated' fame.
 
2005-02-15 05:20:37 PM
freeleee - Ugh, why is Britney still getting greenlighted. She is so used up, yesterdays news anymore. How 'bout more of Alicia Keys or Ashanti or for that matter, somebody who is beautiful and HAS talent, Sade!

Because, they're not much to look at, when they are made up well (if I say more about that, it'll provoke a flamewar... again). And, they're not nearly as successful (in terms of instant money/fame). Lastly, they don't seem to be on the verge of a massive meltdown.

Personally, I'm waiting to see Britney blow... (take that to mean whatever you want it to).
 
2005-02-15 05:20:51 PM
http://tackystars.com/images/potd/fat_britney.jpg
 
2005-02-15 05:20:52 PM
britney isn't currently fat
but i am one of the many farkers who would love to place a wager on her not aging well
only a matter of time

/you can take the girl out of the trailer
/but you can't take the trailer out of the girl

/just sayin'
 
2005-02-15 05:21:08 PM
I dont care how cute a person is, smoking is disgusting.
 
2005-02-15 05:22:09 PM
<a href="http://foo.com">This is My Link</a>

It's not that hard folks.
 
2005-02-15 05:22:32 PM
When first reading the headline, I thought the submitter was implying that Kirstie is fat because she ate Britney (and by ate, I mean swallowed her whole). And smoking is for trailer trash and dirty euro wannabees. Yuk.
 
2005-02-15 05:22:50 PM
She is on the Kirstie road-to-fat Alley. Definitely.

And I would officially Not Hit That, not even with Bea Arthur's dick.

WERD
 
2005-02-15 05:23:30 PM
Man I love dishing about celebrities getting fat!

/continue eating your chocolate ice cream
 
2005-02-15 05:25:20 PM
jayhawk88 said:

<a href="http://foo.com">This is My Link</a>

It's not that hard folks.


Yeah, but I'm lazy. So there.
 
2005-02-15 05:25:53 PM
If by "fat" everyone means "buys bikinis that are 5 sizes too small"
 
2005-02-15 05:25:54 PM
She's rich enough to make hitting it worth while. Just so long as the old wanker doesn't fall off afterwards.
 
2005-02-15 05:27:50 PM
Full-on FARKED!
 
2005-02-15 05:27:53 PM
2005-02-15 05:19:50 PM Phores Kin

Attention Farkers. To make a cliky link, do this:

<a href="http://www.google.com">Google is the site to search!</a>


Fark taught me html!


yayy
 
2005-02-15 05:28:08 PM
I think "fat" now means "doesn't look like a little girl anymore".
 
2005-02-15 05:28:16 PM
if anyone's got the pic's i can setup a mirror.
 
2005-02-15 05:28:18 PM
I'm willing to try new things....

More pics of fat Britney
 
2005-02-15 05:28:29 PM
That bottom link on the page also has Spyware, Adware, Browser Hijakers and a trojan associated... beware!
 
2005-02-15 05:28:29 PM
DrToast: Well played.

/not dead yet
 
2005-02-15 05:29:26 PM
 
2005-02-15 05:29:51 PM
Phores Kin: Google is the site to search!

It doesn't work!! What am I doing wrong?!

/Sarcasm
 
2005-02-15 05:30:13 PM
http://g-shack.com/images/gshack/britney-tan.jpg
 
2005-02-15 05:30:17 PM
NSFW NSFW Btw
 
2005-02-15 05:30:57 PM
Good work GI Joe Bob.. I can't imagine where you located that picture....
 
TW
2005-02-15 05:31:01 PM
link above is NSFW

I had to hotlink it so I could see it at work and didn't have time to check...sorry
 
2005-02-15 05:31:35 PM
thanks for the NSFW link, TW.
 
2005-02-15 05:31:53 PM
Fizarked
 
2005-02-15 05:31:58 PM
Yikes... NSFW link there, TW
 
2005-02-15 05:32:06 PM
TW: what nivuahc said

NSFW: Welcome to bannination, TW!
 
2005-02-15 05:32:38 PM
thx PHores, i already clicked on it and now my Security team is biatching at me.....

RETARD!!!
 
2005-02-15 05:32:54 PM
HAHA!! My knowledge of HTML for Fark is COMPLETE!!!!



I will rule you all!!!

/ Kidding, but this IS kinda cool
 
2005-02-15 05:32:59 PM
/old news
 
2005-02-15 05:34:30 PM
So, i went to Britney's site. Whatever. I read her letter to the fans. Whatever.

This is some of the most mindless, disgusting blather I have ever read, but this takes the cake:

"I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom's. It's true; home is where the heart is."

OMFG. DIE.
 
2005-02-15 05:35:49 PM
In the picture that EverCompromised posted, she reminds me of Brett Butler for some reason... does anyone else see the resemblance? If I remember correctly, the show was called 'Grace Under Fire'...

 
2005-02-15 05:37:35 PM
Allow me to sacrifice some of the little dignity I retain and comment on a celebrity gossip link:

She is pregnant. Rumors have been swirling for quite some time now; and not 2 months ago she fell down at a concert, prompting her publicist to say that she might need up to a year to recuperate from injuries received. Just enough time to bloat up and have a kid, and not have to tell the world you're expecting and that's why you aren't on tour.

OK, now I feel dirty.
 
2005-02-15 05:38:14 PM

How can that possibly be considered NSFW?


sheeeesh

 
2005-02-15 05:38:38 PM
News Flash;
FAT IS UGLY

/obvious
 
2005-02-15 05:40:27 PM

"Hi, you may remember me from such roles as 'Squeak' in the hit movie BaseketBall."
 
2005-02-15 05:40:36 PM
<a href="http://foo.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This is My Link</a>

For popping links :)
 
2005-02-15 05:40:47 PM
freelee

It's cuz farkers don't like black girls. I challenge any farker in this thread to show me the last greenlighted link to a black woman that was well received.
 
2005-02-15 05:41:13 PM
Link opens after about 5 minutes, but the pics aren't there. Dammit Abe!!! Why are you tearing down other peoples sites?
 
2005-02-15 05:41:49 PM
I would still do Britney even if she had mad cow disease
 
2005-02-15 05:42:21 PM
farked....either that or really slow
 
2005-02-15 05:44:21 PM
freeleee
Ashanti is fake and probably shaves more than I do.
/like Britney, she can't sing though
 
2005-02-15 05:44:22 PM
w00t! we broke it!
 
2005-02-15 05:45:00 PM
I'm willing to out on a limb here and say that Brittney will likely age as nicely as her mother did. Heck, at times Lynn looks hotter than her daughter.
 
2005-02-15 05:48:36 PM
Stop calling me Squeak!
 
2005-02-15 05:50:06 PM
ok

a href="http://www.google.com">Google is the site to search!</a
 
2005-02-15 05:51:51 PM
Umm, thats not fat. That is what an NON-airbrushed stomach looks like when someone is sitting. It's called skin.
 
2005-02-15 05:55:14 PM
aren't those pics from like a long time ago?

and if she IS pregnant, should she be smoking cigarettes?
 
2005-02-15 05:56:01 PM
Farkers seem to forget what she used to look like:



That's from the 2000 MTV music awards, when she had a slamming body. She's obviously gained some moderate poundage since then, I'd guess a good 20lbs. Nothing a few months of hitting the gym, an abortion, quitting smoking, eating something other than grits, and moving out of her trailer home wouldn't cure. I miss the Year 2000 Britney.
 
2005-02-15 05:56:21 PM
Gawd!
Not the fat/skinny thing again!

/old, and tired debate
 
2005-02-15 05:56:36 PM
Yeah, uh, not fat, just unkept and trashy. Someone has a warped sense of fat. She went from being wafishly thin to normal weight. She's not wearing a friggin moo moo. Kirstie Alley's clothes can cover a Mini Cooper.
 
2005-02-15 05:56:56 PM
 
2005-02-15 05:57:31 PM
I'm guessing they're talking about this photo here.

*shrug* I think she still looks pretty good
 
2005-02-15 05:57:45 PM
I do not like this Ms. Alley.
I do not like her on TV.
She ruined "Cheers", stinks up "Peir 1."
She even blew in "Wrath of Khan."

I do not ever want to see
Her big fat arse in front of me.
Begone, has-been that'll never be
And let us forget this Ms. Alley.
 
Rat
2005-02-15 05:57:52 PM
Look, call me horny or whatever, she's better than the "not getting any" hand I'm dating as of late. I'd really like to see her boobies too.

© Brittney, call me.
 
2005-02-15 05:58:34 PM
Busted!
 
2005-02-15 05:58:59 PM
I just...don't think Britney is remotely attractive. I don't. I think she looks like any other smoking, partying girl I know in my college town, which isn't to say she's not cute. She could be. But like them, I think she's beginning to show that party lifestyle a bit too much physically.

But hittable? Meh. Not by me, anyway, but I do have picky and often random tastes.

Her appearance just doesn't jibe with my tastes. Fair enough.
 
2005-02-15 05:59:07 PM
 
2005-02-15 05:59:18 PM
This thread should be classified as...
"This stinks and it's stupid."
 
2005-02-15 05:59:44 PM
Brit was never waifishly thin. She was in very good shape, NOT too thin, EVER.

Now she IS "normal" weight for an American. Unfortunately "normal" for Americans is 15 pounds heavy.

She's not fat, but she IS out of shape. Or pregnant.
 
2005-02-15 05:59:47 PM
Wow...so over the edge, so gross, I'd have to hit it with my own dick. Like over and over.

You people are farking amazing. :-P

--h
 
2005-02-15 06:00:47 PM
how in the hell can anyoen call that fat.

britney is not fat. some of you idiots are dillusional
 
2005-02-15 06:00:53 PM
This sucks. Why did you moderator bastards take back the Natalia Cruze link?
 
2005-02-15 06:01:14 PM
Unfortunately, on that note, many people still smoke while being pregnant.

Which isn't to say 'all', just 'many'.
 
2005-02-15 06:04:23 PM
at least teach them how to do links with pops.

<a href="http://www.fark.com" target="_blank">Fark off hoser</a>
 
2005-02-15 06:04:47 PM
fat is the new normal

obese is the new fat

if you want my french fries you'll have to pry them from my cold, dead hand...
 
2005-02-15 06:05:01 PM
I'm glad I'm not a celebrity (I wouldn't mind having the money though). I would hate to have to worry about maintaining an impossible body like that. Everyone gains weight in the winter. She's not fat, just not as skinny as she used to be. It is unfortunate that she's been caught with fast food in so many pictures lately.

She doesn't look pregnant to me.
 
2005-02-15 06:06:17 PM
2005-02-15 05:59:07 PM doggboy

Wide Britney NSFW?


Dude, that picture gives me a woody.

I like 'em that size, and from behind. Good stuff.
 
2005-02-15 06:07:59 PM
Site is farked, but here's a pic hosted off-site:



:wq
 
2005-02-15 06:08:24 PM
Ha! Far too much criticism...any one of you bastiches would slam it like a screen door in a tornado if you had the opportunity...
 
2005-02-15 06:11:37 PM
J.G. Longbotham

Dude, that picture gives me a woody.

I like 'em that size, and from behind. Good stuff.


Amen brother, amen.
 
2005-02-15 06:11:41 PM
Ghhhhhaaaaaa.... CANKLES!
 
2005-02-15 06:13:06 PM
That was awesome false404!
 
2005-02-15 06:13:22 PM
2005-02-15 05:59:07 PM doggboy

I like that pic, too. I'd wax it!
Besides, with millions of dollars worth of world-class help, she could look like 2000 Britney again in about two weeks. She could do it in 48 hours if she would just "RIDE THE SNAKE..."
 
2005-02-15 06:13:32 PM
IcarusIscariot:

Ha! Far too much criticism...any one of you bastiches would slam it like a screen door in a tornado if you had the opportunity...

No actually I wouldnt, Im holding out for a truly hot celeb aka Kate Bickensdale (sP)
 
2005-02-15 06:14:26 PM
I see Britney Spears looking like Brett Butler in 15-20 years.

Good eye, Kellijo14!
 
2005-02-15 06:15:19 PM
Farked. Nothing to see here, people...
 
2005-02-15 06:15:25 PM
This is what she will look like in 2 yers if she keeps on eating like that

 
2005-02-15 06:15:49 PM
Fat, nah; but she's going to have skin like an overcooked Thanksgiving turkey with all that smoke, oil, and sun exposure. Zits over a leathery tan, liberally scented with essence d'cigarette, are way nastier than some junk in the trunk.
 
2005-02-15 06:15:57 PM
Wow, to whomever forgot to warn that link was NSFW...


I hate you.
 
2005-02-15 06:17:26 PM
It's gotta be the booze. Britney, lay off the booze. We're all worried about you. No we're not.
 
2005-02-15 06:17:26 PM
mactobain need to learn teh poppy :P "target="blank"
 
2005-02-15 06:18:10 PM
NSFW? Where do you work--the Republican National Headquarters?

/sorry, it was there and I took it
 
2005-02-15 06:18:22 PM


And thus, I got no pride!
- - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
 
2005-02-15 06:18:29 PM
Can we start saying "Las Vegas Britney" and go from there?

Any suggestions as to what her "Memphis" might be?

/no not "Mickey Mouse Britney" you sick hebephile farks!
 
2005-02-15 06:18:34 PM
i sense a new a craze for teenage girls...a craze to be FAT without the P
 
2005-02-15 06:20:50 PM
Hah, nah man, that porn blog thing a few posts back XP
 
2005-02-15 06:20:58 PM
Personally, I want to see a side, profile view of the new, chunkier Britney ass.
 
2005-02-15 06:21:24 PM
Yummy
 
2005-02-15 06:22:28 PM
That's not fat. That's what us here in the real world, full of real women, like to call "normal"..
 
2005-02-15 06:22:57 PM
You can easily tell the fat farkers on this thread.
(hint: those that claim that she isn't fat in those pics)

But perhaps chinostyle said it best

For the record: would hit it anyways, but I've always had a soft spoft for fatties so sue me
 
2005-02-15 06:23:17 PM
She is still quite hittable now, albeit with two condoms on, because Federline...well, you don't know where that dude's been...
 
2005-02-15 06:24:55 PM
what are you losers complaining about, Adjective Bird Whiskey had it right, she normal, and still very hot. those of you who say you wouldn't still hit it are either:
1. gay
2. trying to act "cool" to all your intertard friends

to summarize STFU & GBTW
 
2005-02-15 06:26:46 PM
 
2005-02-15 06:29:46 PM
I hope to god she isn't pregnant, drinking and smoking like she is the kids will come out all F***ed up.
 
2005-02-15 06:29:55 PM
They're always hot until they get married...
 
2005-02-15 06:30:23 PM
Brittney is definitely going to have some "thunderthighs" in a year or two.


But she makes enough money to have all the plastic surgery she had, er, will need.
 
2005-02-15 06:30:44 PM
I'd still hit it, but from the one photo I saw from the mostly farked site, it looks like she needs to lay off the booze. Damn, and fark was on such a role for celebrity boobies.
 
F42
2005-02-15 06:33:22 PM
falser:

That's from the 2000 MTV music awards, when she had a slamming body. She's obviously gained some moderate poundage since then, I'd guess a good 20lbs. Nothing a few months of hitting the gym, an abortion, quitting smoking, eating something other than grits, and moving out of her trailer home wouldn't cure.


Cigarettes are an appetite supressant. Quiting smoking means you gain 10-30 pounds.

Unless you mean she smokes something else, in which case I guess an end to the munchies would help the diet ;-)
 
2005-02-15 06:38:55 PM
I would hit it so hard and so often that I would have to have a IV hooked up to my nut sack so I'd have something to shoot thus avoid Dry Fireing.
 
2005-02-15 06:39:21 PM
looks like she's about 4-beers-in territory now. oh, how the mighty have fallen.
 
2005-02-15 06:40:12 PM
could always be worse.

look at how sexy courtney love has gotten:

 
2005-02-15 06:40:21 PM
i think imageshack isnt working (or didnt like the traffic) so ill try a different host. [tinypic.com]

SFW pool white bikini 1 [pops]

SFW pool white bikini 2

SFW shopping 1

SFW shopping 2
 
2005-02-15 06:41:49 PM
Did anyone else see the pics of Chyna's giant, penis-like clitoris? Jesus farking christ on a crutch...

What, did Britney eat it?

/With a side of Blue Cheese
 
2005-02-15 06:45:29 PM
Her bio says she's 5'4, so she's probably 5'3 at most. For a 5'3 girl to have legs that thick with little glaringly obvious cellulite she's got a fair amount of musculature on her thighs. (Yes, I've seen the "Britney has cellulite on her ass pics, most every woman can get into a pose that will generate a cellulite look if they have any cushion on them at all, no matter their weight; that's the way fat works on women.) She's got a bit of a tummy, but not much. In the pics where she's not folded over sitting down, she's obviously not fat. When she is folded over sitting down, well, if you think folded skin makes her fat in those positions, hey, more power to you and your built-like-a-15-year-old-boy girlfriend.
 
2005-02-15 06:46:15 PM
Who cares, "she rich, biatches!
 
2005-02-15 06:51:02 PM
Woah. When did Britney get a tramp stamp?
 
2005-02-15 06:53:14 PM
i thought she had one forever...we call it the "mark of the sl*t"
 
2005-02-15 06:54:42 PM
steve-o

Is that shopped or fo real do?
 
2005-02-15 06:55:19 PM
I applaude you DarthBrooks, for the obscure referenece of the day. Totie Fields???????? Except for a throwaway reference on Bob and Tom a couple of days ago, I hadn't heard that name in years.
 
2005-02-15 06:58:17 PM
 
2005-02-15 06:58:53 PM
I have to agree with sandreckoner. I'm 5'2", and an extra 5 or 10 pounds of winter weight really shows up when you are on the shorter side. There is a huge difference between 110 lbs and 120 lbs. I'm willing to cut her some slack on the weight issue.

She is, however, guilty on all counts of excessive white trashery.
 
2005-02-15 07:03:13 PM
 
2005-02-15 07:03:59 PM
I'd still pound her rich ass.
 
2005-02-15 07:04:03 PM
SharkInfested: She is, however, guilty on all counts of excessive white trashery.


Kinda how you're guily on all counts of excessive jellousy?


=)
 
2005-02-15 07:07:16 PM
I would still defile Britney Spears in the same fashion as my hero, Max Hardcore would.
 
2005-02-15 07:11:11 PM
tzzhc4

I hope to god she isn't pregnant, drinking and smoking like she is the kids will come out all F***ed up.

Well, more than they were already going to be.
 
2005-02-15 07:11:28 PM
She has log leg along with her cankles.

/also known as pork chop leg
 
2005-02-15 07:13:41 PM
however do women develop eating disorders which such fine gentlemen everywhere?

silly idealistic virgins...
 
2005-02-15 07:16:09 PM
ok, i'm 5'1, 110 lbs, and i have cellulite on my ass if i stand a certain way. so there.
 
2005-02-15 07:16:52 PM


/would still hit it, when she's on a zitfree day and wears 800 kilo makeup, like she looks in Toxic etc.
 
Ral
2005-02-15 07:17:29 PM
falser

That is not a "slamming" body. She's ridiculously thin in that pic. Unhealthy, gross, waifish, childlike thin. Hipbones and ribs protruding thin. I mean the woman has no hips to hang her pants on fer crissake.

Skinny chicken legs. No muscle definition at all. It's just repulsive.
 
2005-02-15 07:18:52 PM
Rufus: real. I! KNOW! OMG!
 
2005-02-15 07:20:49 PM
one womans granny panties are another womans thong

/likes the bubble butts
 
2005-02-15 07:29:43 PM
ahh the miracles of makeup.
 
2005-02-15 07:32:27 PM
Here are my fat Britney photoshops:

pic 1

pic 2
 
2005-02-15 07:32:40 PM
Uh, don't forget "she's pregnant".... or was that last week?
 
2005-02-15 07:33:32 PM
Emperor of Porn:

/would still hit it, when she's on a zitfree day and wears 800 kilo makeup, like she looks in Toxic etc.


pic 1 NSFW pop

pic 2 NSFW

pic 3 NSFW

these pics are most likely SFW since they are screenshots from her video but im not taking anymore chances today

/apologizes for the apparent NSFW thumbnail pic i posted earlier
//must've been the rolling stone cover pic :-/ NSFW
 
2005-02-15 07:34:05 PM
ok, i'm 5'1, 110 lbs, and i have cellulite on my ass if i stand a certain way. so there.

And you're majoring in public relations according to your profile! That's two strikes.
 
2005-02-15 07:48:49 PM
this thread is pointless.. how many times are we going to pick at britney. She's not fat (she might be white trash, have horrible taste in men, and have dozens of zits on her face that she covers up) but she's not fat
 
2005-02-15 07:54:23 PM
She's well on the way to buttertroll...pure poetic justice.
 
2005-02-15 07:55:12 PM
she's fatTER than she used to be. she's a far cry from being fat. But i would classify her at this point as being "meaty". (anorexic->too skinny->skinny->normal->meaty->chubby->fat->disgustingly fat)

britney is getting into the meaty stage. but she's still not fat. she's still attractive, but while she was say a "9" at her peak, she's merely a "6.5" now (in my opinion), 5 being average.

i don't know but just by looking at her and her weight fluctuations, i just have the feeling that once she stops performing she'll stop exercising. And if she stops smoking too, she's going to bloat up like crazy. that's just the feeling i get from her now. :-/
 
2005-02-15 07:57:24 PM
WARNING
itzComA
's Link DOES NOT POP!!! He's posted it twice I see. And, DUDE if I get a Virus, dataminer or Adware I'm coming after you!!!!!
 
2005-02-15 07:58:51 PM
Proper farked
 
2005-02-15 08:00:57 PM
testing out ImageShack's gallery feature.
So you can view my 2 second NSFW Britney Gallery here (pops)
 
2005-02-15 08:03:13 PM
Elvira:

WARNING
itzComA's Link DOES NOT POP!!! He's posted it twice I see. And, DUDE if I get a Virus, dataminer or Adware I'm coming after you!!!!!


wtf? i test all my links before posting. and i sure as hell don't post viruses or spyware or adware. maybe the site is bogged down. easy on the accusations pls.
 
2005-02-15 08:06:46 PM
Warning, indeed, noobs: do not fark with the lovely and talented LV. She's an old school farkette, and a respected purveyor of erotic seafood in two dimensions.

You could learn a lot--I know I could.
 
tjd
2005-02-15 08:16:04 PM
I would definitely NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees...
 
2005-02-15 08:18:16 PM
They pop for me, Elvira... geez, have a cow man
 
2005-02-15 08:19:06 PM
Cardinal:

Warning, indeed, noobs: do not fark with the lovely and talented LV. She's an old school farkette, and a respected purveyor of erotic seafood in two dimensions.

You could learn a lot--I know I could.


a) thanks for calling me a noob
b) still waiting to see how i farked up.....
 
2005-02-15 08:31:33 PM
site's farked. Now I'll NEVER know!!!! :)
 
2005-02-15 08:36:54 PM
itzComA's link is fine... wtf?
 
2005-02-15 08:38:08 PM
falser:

She's obviously gained some moderate poundage since then, I'd guess a good 20lbs. Nothing a few months of hitting the gym, an abortion, quitting smoking, eating something other than grits, and moving out of her trailer home wouldn't cure. I miss the Year 2000 Britney.

Spit my booze all over teh place
 
2005-02-15 08:38:09 PM
Mirror (best I could)
By clicking the below link you agree to click one ad so I make trillions of dollars off your horniness. ;)



Britney Spears at her Best (NSFW)
 
2005-02-15 08:54:07 PM
Eh. She ate some food. She ain't fat by any stretch.
 
2005-02-15 08:57:46 PM
Britney has PTE.

Potential - To - Explode.

Someday her fine self will compete with our haunting mind-searing images of the later years of the once beautiful Liz Taylor.

Until that happens - I'll be hittin' it in my dreams.
 
2005-02-15 09:00:54 PM
Okay, so maybe she's not fat (yet), but she's so skelly with the smoking and fistfuls of Cheetos. EWWWWWWWWWWWW. Do you really want to tag a chick whose fingers are permanently stained nuclear orange?
 
2005-02-15 09:05:52 PM
She's not fat by any means (submitter is a doofus), but she's starting to look like a Buick that's been parked across under the same tree for too long: Weathered day in and day out, splotches on the hood, the paint's going bad, etc.

Party girl's looking used up and going to be washed up if she don't take it easy... If she keeps going at the rate she's going, she'll have a reality show on the E Network by 2007 or may wind up on The Surreal Life by 2009.
 
2005-02-15 09:10:35 PM
She looks on the low side of average now. Meh.

I sure miss her smoking-hot-impossibly-fantastic-young-thing days. Good time...
 
2005-02-15 09:21:09 PM
itzComA: 2005-02-15 08:00:57 PM itzComA

testing out ImageShack's gallery feature.



Nice, lottsa kittins 'gonna die tonight. There is no doubt brittney's hot... and yes the majority of pics are airbrushed more than an east LA lowrider, does that make me not want to hit it? NO... but who am i to think i could ever hit that... I'll just work on hittin the new office intern ...hmmmm .

/still trying to figure out how you farked up?
//link worked for me
///can care less about seafood...give me BEEF!!
 
2005-02-15 09:25:58 PM
Never been a huge Britney fan, but I always found this pic hot...
 
2005-02-15 09:32:26 PM
Not even with Gannon/Gurkert's weener.
 
2005-02-15 09:33:40 PM
i dont think his weener likes girls
 
2005-02-15 09:35:55 PM
She was right hot back in the day, but any girl looks wider when she's bent over. Put me down for "she's not fat."
 
2005-02-15 09:46:04 PM
i think we're all missing the bigger picture here...Kirstie Alley used to be pretty hitable.
submitted for your approval:

she's gone from this:



to..well yeah



/lest we forget
 
2005-02-15 09:48:05 PM
Is it just me, or in that picture ToxicAvenger posted, is Britney HOLDING those shorts in front of her, and not wearing them? Look closely.

/If that's meant to be obvious, then excuse my nonceness. But still tell me
 
2005-02-15 09:50:28 PM


/ah, saavik...we hardly knew ye.
 
2005-02-15 09:50:31 PM
"OMG, Britney is fat, Britney is fat!"

You people are absolutely hilarious. The Greater Internet Farkwad Theory strikes again. She's a beautiful young lady who is married to a complete douche, and haven't we all known somebody like that? You can spout all you want about how digusted you are by her and how god-awful she looks now, but we all know it's not true. You'd hit it. You know you'd hit it.

Just admit it and you'll feel better. Say it with me: "I'D HIT IT!"

/would totally hit it... Christ, you couldn't drag me away with a Chevy pickup, even one with one-o-them big-ass winches
 
2005-02-15 09:55:53 PM


^ Refraining from comment, for the time being.
 
2005-02-15 10:01:56 PM
Conker

I think that's a skirt and not shorts which is why it seems like she's only holding it in front of her.
 
2005-02-15 10:03:10 PM
Conker - Is it just me, or in that picture ToxicAvenger posted, is Britney HOLDING those shorts in front of her, and not wearing them? Look closely.

It's a skirt, not shorts, and she's clearly wearing it. Damn, the misinterpretations people on here make about pictures never cease to amaze me.

The king of all image analysis dumbassery threads was this one (hint the pictures are authentic).
 
2005-02-15 10:18:29 PM
Britney has a bun in the oven. She is knocked up! Expecting a litter.
 
2005-02-15 10:24:13 PM


I like my women a little Fellinieque, but...

/wonders if this little fella would hit it.
 
2005-02-15 10:24:31 PM
itzComA If that is fat, then I am a blue whale.
 
2005-02-15 10:27:20 PM
i'd love to be fat like that....but i'm not a skanky white trash ho so i'm happy...oh yeah, and i don't own a snappy ugly froo froo chihuahua in drag....not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2005-02-15 10:38:53 PM
Oh no. What is she going to do without her looks.

See ya biatch and don't come back.
 
2005-02-15 11:08:06 PM
JohnnyontheSpot: itzComA If that is fat, then I am a blue whale.

holy fark b@lls, when did i say she was fat?? is this "accuse itzComA of sh*t he didnt do day"?? you think id really have about 1000 pics of some chick i thought was fat. seriously. all i tried to do was help fellow farkers out with pics of boobies in a boobies lacking thread.

for the record to sum this nonsense up:
a) my links pop
b) i did not post links to viruses, spyware, adware, etc.
c) britney isnt fat and she is hot

yes she has pics that make her not look her best, but ive hasd bad pics taken of myself before so i understand. yes she gets airbrushed but welcome to hollywood.

/thanks for gettin my panties in a bunch
 
2005-02-15 11:17:28 PM
i like that sometimes she gets "fat". we have our ups and downs.
i just dont get why she never drinks diet redbull or diet coke... when her entire career is about her B o d y.
 
2005-02-15 11:43:13 PM
I don't care how big she gets, I'd still poke her pooter...
 
2005-02-15 11:43:26 PM
I think the real issue here is this is in no way a boobies link. This is a celebrity gossip link. I expect nudity dammit!
 
2005-02-15 11:45:09 PM
I love how this thread has people saying she was anorexic a couple of years ago. Now she gains a few pounds and suddenly she's fat. No wonder women have problems with their self image.
 
2005-02-15 11:45:59 PM
Someone (with more ambition than me) needs to map all the surface area of her tits that are visible in various photos and then draw a blacked-out spot of the only remaining regions that have so far not been photographed. I'm betting only the actual nipple and a little bit of the surrounding chicken skin remain un-viewed.

JD
 
2005-02-16 12:01:12 AM
You know, I've tried html code in here before and it never works. Not sure what I'm doing wrong, but I've written thousands of hmtl links over the last few years and this is the only place I can't get them to display correctly for some reason...

Away from that,

I see a Weird Al video in the works in a couple years. Fat 2.
 
2005-02-16 12:12:38 AM
She's reaching that stage in life where you start to say the phrase "It's whats on the inside that counts!" instead of cruelly laughing at someone that says it.

/Ok everybody, let's cruelly laugh at her now.
 
2005-02-16 12:47:00 AM
Personally, I don't think she is "fat" she is average looking. AND you must take into consideration the angle of some of the pictures...I am 5ft 100pds and in the right angle in a pic, I can look like I've packed on a little weight when I haven't.

Eh...I say she is average...those super skinny teen years are gone, and now I must say, 'Welcome to life'
 
2005-02-16 01:19:47 AM
britney is hot now and she'll get hotter as she gets even more pregnant. that pic with the pink shirt that vegasj posted says it all (unless that's an old pic and i'm an idiot).

why get married ten minutes after your first, quite embarassing, wedding-fiasco?

because you are a hot mom to be, and your little sister is hot too.
 
2005-02-16 01:32:32 AM
 
2005-02-16 01:39:49 AM
 
2005-02-16 01:56:02 AM
What is with all the "I'd hit it because she's rich" comments? Do you really thing that cash pops out of her vagina if you fulfill your duties as a man?

{curious}
{{hits a rich chick nightly, still no cash pops out of anywhere other than her purse}}
 
2005-02-16 01:58:49 AM
 
2005-02-16 02:02:17 AM
In all fairness, the site is called The Superficial.
 
2005-02-16 02:19:50 AM
There you go vegasj, that's the ticket.

You can take the girl out of the
trailor park, but you can't take the
trailor park out of the girl.
 
2005-02-16 02:31:45 AM
I don't care how skanky she's become, she's infinitely more fappable now than ever. I am become God. Destroyer of kittens.

My girlfriend is 4'11", 110 pounds and, without a doubt, the sexiest little thing I've ever seen. I love me some women with a little meat on their bones.

/I said "a little" meat...
 
2005-02-16 03:15:48 AM
Man, this is why young girls starve themselves, because Britney Spears puts on 20-40 pounds and we call her fat. She is larger than she was but she isn't fat.
 
2005-02-16 03:44:37 AM
you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl...

/cliche
 
2005-02-16 04:23:33 AM
We need at least 7 more people to post an HTML lesson on how to post links ...
 
2005-02-16 04:25:01 AM
Farkshower1972

HAHA!! My knowledge of HTML for Fark is COMPLETE!!!!


Judging from the picture you still have a thing or two to learn.

FTR not fat and I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-16 04:27:59 AM
she's not fat, she's a normal, average girl. She's unpleasant to look at for a myriad of other reasons, but being fat isn't one of them. In the Fark vernacular, the 98% of Farkers who claim to be repulsed by her new fatness would, given the chance, hit her like a red-headed, step-mule. So help me god.
 
2005-02-16 04:58:13 AM
She should go out like Marylin Munroe!!! Someone end this Brittney fark posting!!! Stop the media, I m stick of it. Her life must really suck with all this attension.
 
2005-02-16 06:20:54 AM
I'm both late and offtopic, but just a quick rant:

How to make a link pop: HOLD SHIFT AS YOU CLICK IT.
No reason to abuse target= to force a new window, if someone wants a link in a new window it should be their action that causes it. If fark wanted all comments links to forcefully pop, they would add a target= to their BASE tag. Middle clicking a link opens it in a new tab, which is usually more preferable.


As for britney, I'd hit it, current or past. She would be hotter in my mind if she was a real artist rather than an riaa puppet, but thats okay. I guess I've just always had a thing for the artistic types, like say Astrid Van der veen of Ambeon, or The singer from Lacuna Coil, Cristina Scabbia

/Links sfw and pop if you hold shift like you should if you want popping links.
//warning: Astrid is kind of young, though no younger than I, and legal.
///but if you're looking at the old pictures, the term is Ephebophile, not pedophile.
 
2005-02-16 06:59:36 AM
How to make a link pop: HOLD SHIFT AS YOU CLICK IT.

You're assuming most Farkers surf the web with both hands free...
 
2005-02-16 08:07:54 AM
She should go out like Marylin Munroe!!! Someone end this Brittney fark posting!!! Stop the media, I m stick of it. Her life must really suck with all this attension.


It's called spell check..use it sometime.
 
2005-02-16 08:15:33 AM
Greazy!
 
2005-02-16 08:21:57 AM
I didn't think I'd ever see the day I was thinner than Britney... go figure
 
2005-02-16 08:40:37 AM
I like the title on that web page...

Britney Spears is Fat
 
2005-02-16 09:28:29 AM
"No wonder women have body issues"

Cry me a farking river. It's not anybody's fault you have low self esteem but your own. Stop blaming "Men" for your crappy diet, lazy lifestyle and penchant for bags of salty snack treats. If your "body image" is impacted by what 35-year-old internet virgins say about Brintney Farking Spears, you're an idiot and deserve to feel bad about yourself (just not because of your weight).

/overweight by 10-15 lbs (was 25-30) and still dropping
 
2005-02-16 09:59:33 AM
Anyone have any idea what the tattoo at the top of her bikini bottoms? I looked VERY closely to make sure it wasnt a shadow. Hmmm - I wonder. And certainly she's got on some low-risers somewhere that shows it. Any clues? Anyone. . . anyone?
 
2005-02-16 10:08:01 AM
Hee Hee, Frontierpsychiatry
Dr. Seusse... that's classic yet conveys much true sentiment.
 
2005-02-16 10:24:04 AM
Hey NCg8r...I'm not an internet virgin...I've used this InterWeb thing many times...in Canada...///obscure?
 
2005-02-16 10:42:51 AM
heehee... I figured normal people wouldn't take offense to that statement, but it was bound to irritate the other 95% of Fark. Still, it's the truth and far from a Troll.

"Wahhh... women make me feel inferior because I'm broke and drive a shiatty car... no wonder my self-image sucks..."

boo-farking-hoo... stop judging yourself based on the outrageous ideals of popular culture. . .
 
2005-02-16 11:02:32 AM
Anyone who thinks she's "fat" needs to have their eyes checked. She looks like a normal girl in that bikini.

...and yeah, I'd hit it...
 
2005-02-16 11:17:45 AM
it is scientifically proven that certain food effect your chemistry and metabolism differently from person to person.

It is not our fault that we are fat. Some people can eat all the junk food they want. Some eat a little and whammmo, chemistry change and fat storage mode. Even if you eat so called healthy food afterward.

Screw all you skinny people who think we're fat cause we deserve it. I hope you grow a third ear in the middle of your head.
 
2005-02-16 11:19:18 AM
Kirstie Alley used to be hot as hell. I used to date a gilr that looked like a cross between her and Chasey Lain.

Ahhhh, youth.
 
2005-02-16 11:25:58 AM
C'mon guy... that's crap. If food affects you "differently", then it's your job to know that and compensate. Otherwise, you'll be an unhealthy tub of goo and on your way to an early grave.

I agree that physiology changes with time. I used to drink a 12-pack of beer every other day (or more) and nothing but fast food with huge sodas. Then one day I noticed I was suddenly gaining weight with no change in my diet/exercise. Guess what??? I had to stop eating fast food and sodas, and I had to moderate my alcohol intake. The pounds are now coming off slowly (faster if I would exercise, but meh...)

There are rare cases where people eat nothing and blow up, but why is that only happening here in America? When it happens elsewhere in the world, it happens MUCH less frequently.

I submit that you are the cumulative result of the last few years of your habits. Your weight, however, is directly related to the last 4 weeks of your habits. Change those and you change your body...

/medical problems/issues aside
 
2005-02-16 11:28:36 AM
//please note "few years" and "4 weeks" are relative/general figures pulled from my 6:00 and shouldn't be taken literally... maybe 3 weeks for some and 5 weeks for others, but I digress...
 
2005-02-16 11:40:10 AM
NCg8r
=====

I totally agree with you. You can't just eat a cracker and a carrot stick everyday and still be fat as hell. Heck, that would be reverse starvation where the less you eat the bigger you get.

It irks me to see fat people say that they eat hardly amything and that it just their metabolisms' fault. If that is true then count you blessings since you only need to eat 1/20th of the rest of us and can still survive. Miracle of nature you are.
 
2005-02-16 11:44:55 AM
Much as I'd like to jump on the bandwagon, the EVIDENCE here does not support the CHARGE.

And calling someone who looks like that FAT is just gonna screw up more thirteen year olds.

Christ I'm in the best shape of my life right now, at 30, and she's still in better form than me, fatwise. Not that I couldn't bench her and her he biatch husband at the same time.
 
2005-02-16 11:59:16 AM
You can actually fool your body into thinking it's a Famine and you will begin to store fat when you normally shouldn't. However, this takes a VERY unhealthy diet to initiate. Fad diets can also screw up your metabolism.

Basically, avoid processed food, even if the Nutritional Content isn't all that bad. Just don't. Make your food from fresh ingredients and eat as much as you want, as long as you understand that this technique requires you to give up the Killers (sodas, fast food). I still eat li'l debbie snack cakes for dessert, and I L-O-V-E candy, so I still treat myself. Despite my candy binges, I'm still droping weight because I only allow myself 1 fast-food meal per week (and I try to not eat any at all, but it's a daily struggle against temptation... literally).

If you're destined to be fat, eating decent food will not turn you into a model. You'll still be a big person, doing big things... However, you will not be unhealthy and you may live past 50. And you may dodge the diabetes bullet...

/and Britney isn't fat, but she's headed that direction with her habits... and God bless her right to do so...
 
2005-02-16 12:05:56 PM
For the record, I used to eat 1 to 2 fast food meals per day, 6 days a week, and all my non-restaurant meals were frozen dinner-type items. Check out the Nutritional Content of some of your favorite frozen foods next time you're at the grocery store.

I was stunned when I got to the Pot Pies. I used to eat those 2 at a time... Then I saw the Fat and Calories (not to mention Sodium) contained in just 1 chicken pot pie. You could eat a couple of philly cheese steaks (made from real ingredients, not from a steak joint) and still come out ahead of the guy eating frozen pot pies...

Also, frozen pizzas don't HAVE to be that bad. There's a HUGE difference in the fat content just between Freschetta, DiGourno and Red Baron. The smaller (RB) one had more fat than either of the self-rising pizzas (which would appear to be MUCH worse for you)... It just takes a little (a LOT) of discipline and some attention to detail. You can lose 15-20 pounds in a few short weeks without even doing a single sit-up! (assuming you had 30 pounds of blubber to lose, like I did)
 
2005-02-16 12:10:53 PM
I forgot to mention probably the biggest change I made, which was a strict "No Soda" policy. I only buy diet sodas now, and it took about 3 days for me to stop noticing the difference. Now I can barely stand to drink a regular soda.

I like Diet Mt. Dew and Diet Dr. Pepper. Both are good enough to keep me happy without adding several hundred empty calories per can (x 5-6 cans per day at work, plus several more at home)

/tech support, addicted to caffeine
 
2005-02-16 12:47:15 PM
BTW, everyone, these are actually old pics of her. I saw them last summer, I believe. I think she dropped a few since then

//so sad I know that
 
2005-02-16 02:03:15 PM
its weird how the whole thread turned into fat/not fat when the actual article doesnt even really make fun of her for that.

and am I the only one who thinks that page is really funny?
 
2005-02-16 07:31:29 PM
How to make a link pop: HOLD SHIFT AS YOU CLICK IT.

That opens a "Save As..." dialog when I do it.
 
2005-02-16 09:00:49 PM
Larry the cable guy from the Blue Collar comedy tour had a great one about Brittany:

He was commenting on her breaking her leg and cancelling a bunch of shows, but her doctors said that with proper recovery, she should be back on her knees in no time.
 
2005-02-16 09:05:25 PM
So is she going to be doing Peir 1 commericals soon?
 
2005-02-18 11:34:37 PM
Mmmmmmmmm. It that's "fat", I love fat women.
 
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