Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fark)   Fark.com bought the naming rights for the Fleet Center on Feb 28th. Need suggestions for what to name it. Difficulty: "Fark.com Duke Sucks Center" has already been rejected. Contest ends 5 pm EST today   (fleetcenter.com) divider line 561
    More: Caption, Contests  
•       •       •

17739 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2005 at 2:05 PM (10 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Votes)


Archived thread
2005-02-15 02:06:09 PM  
382 votes:
Fark.com UFIA Arena
2005-02-15 02:05:57 PM  
377 votes:
Fark.com Abe Vigoda Memorial Center
2005-02-15 02:09:58 PM  
164 votes:
Please, do something right with the name:

"The Boston Garden" (brought to you by Fark)
2005-02-15 02:09:18 PM  
126 votes:
It's Not a Stadium, It's fark.com!
2005-02-15 02:07:34 PM  
94 votes:
Henry Earl Stadium
2005-02-15 02:10:07 PM  
80 votes:
Fark.com Center for Redundancy Center
2005-02-15 02:11:31 PM  
76 votes:
The [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]-[image from img.fark.com too old to be available] Memorial Centre
2005-02-15 02:12:34 PM  
73 votes:
"I paid $2500 and all i got was this lousy sign Center"
2005-02-15 02:09:18 PM  
64 votes:
"It's not Fleet, It's Fark.com" Center

or

"Akbar Free Fark" Center
2005-02-15 02:09:47 PM  
61 votes:
MORAN Center
2005-02-15 02:12:50 PM  
59 votes:
Boston Garden by FARK.COM


/hero
2005-02-15 02:09:00 PM  
57 votes:
NSFW Arena :p
2005-02-15 02:08:18 PM  
57 votes:
Fark.com Flamewar Arena
2005-02-15 02:11:49 PM  
53 votes:
"it's not the fleet center, it's fark.com"

/now with voting!
2005-02-15 02:11:34 PM  
53 votes:
Fark.com Kitten Memorial Center
2005-02-15 02:11:33 PM  
50 votes:
Fark.com - Dynamite Monkey Memorial Stadium
2005-02-15 02:10:41 PM  
47 votes:
The Fark "I'd Hit It" Center.

/If McDonalds can do it, so can we.
2005-02-15 02:10:39 PM  
47 votes:
Fark.com Cowbell Arena
2005-02-15 02:09:28 PM  
44 votes:
How about...

"Fark.com submitted this with a funner headline"
2005-02-15 02:09:26 PM  
43 votes:
I prefer the ring of UFIArena as a single word.

/Blatant Theft
Jim
2005-02-15 02:08:50 PM  
41 votes:
It's not news it's Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:09:36 PM  
39 votes:
Fark.com Free Beer Night
2005-02-15 02:07:42 PM  
38 votes:
It's an Arena!
2005-02-15 02:15:19 PM  
37 votes:
The [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]-[image from img.fark.com too old to be available] Memorial Centre


/cuz everyone forgets to enable voting eventually....
2005-02-15 02:11:30 PM  
36 votes:
Fark "we're just another dot com wasting money" Center
2005-02-15 02:12:36 PM  
35 votes:
The Fark.com "I Got Nothin' Center"
2005-02-15 02:14:50 PM  
34 votes:
The Fark.com "I Submitted This Stadium With A Better Name" Stadium
2005-02-15 02:11:51 PM  
33 votes:
Fark.com Center for Kids Who Want To Learn To Read Good
(And Do Other Stuff Good Too)
2005-02-15 02:12:32 PM  
31 votes:
Fark.com's Lack of Productivity Center.
2005-02-15 02:11:10 PM  
31 votes:
cracKness: NSFW Arena :p

cracKness, why no voting? This is perfect. Now with voting.
2005-02-15 02:10:09 PM  
29 votes:
Fark.com Akbar Arena
2005-02-15 02:09:06 PM  
29 votes:
Fark Bukkake Center

/now with voting
2005-02-15 02:14:38 PM  
28 votes:
The "I submitted this with a better arena name Center"
2005-02-15 02:11:08 PM  
28 votes:
fark.com UltraFark Center
2005-02-15 02:10:31 PM  
28 votes:
It's not a stadium, it's fark.com
2005-02-15 02:07:29 PM  
28 votes:
"link goes nowhere center"
2005-02-15 02:11:56 PM  
27 votes:
All your stadium are now belong to us...
2005-02-15 02:10:58 PM  
27 votes:
Fark.com All Your Franchise Belong To Us Center
2005-02-15 02:08:09 PM  
27 votes:
UFIA stadium
2005-02-15 02:20:59 PM  
25 votes:
Dome o' Kun
2005-02-15 02:15:54 PM  
25 votes:
Mike Hunt Center
2005-02-15 02:13:38 PM  
25 votes:
It's not the Fleet Center, it's Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:11:42 PM  
25 votes:
Details in Stadium
2005-02-15 02:09:23 PM  
25 votes:
Drew Curtis' Fark.Centre
2005-02-15 02:07:50 PM  
25 votes:
Fark.com it's a trap center
2005-02-15 02:32:10 PM  
23 votes:
Now with voting goodness:

Drew

As a marketing major I must suggest "Its not the Fleet its the Fark.com Center" because of the likeness to the site's slogan.

Slogan recognition is an extremely successful advertising tool, and play on words is a classic example. This is definitely the most bang for your buck.

These other Fark cliche-based names are funny to us, but would be silly and meaningless to the thousands of people that will be exposed to the Fark name for the first time on the 28th. Just an educated suggestion.
2005-02-15 02:12:31 PM  
23 votes:
Farkistan Stadium
2005-02-15 02:23:26 PM  
22 votes:
Fark.com f1337 Center ... now with voting-enabled tastiness
2005-02-15 02:21:43 PM  
22 votes:
The George W. Bush Memorial Stadium for Children Left Behind
2005-02-15 02:20:17 PM  
22 votes:
The Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
2005-02-15 02:13:27 PM  
22 votes:
Yankees Suck Center
2005-02-15 02:13:05 PM  
22 votes:
Boston Fleet Center of Annaheim
2005-02-15 02:11:34 PM  
22 votes:
Fark.com (oYo) Center
2005-02-15 02:14:06 PM  
21 votes:
The France Surrenders Center
2005-02-15 02:10:14 PM  
21 votes:
Fark.com Hall of Irony
2005-02-15 02:08:17 PM  
21 votes:
Fark.com I already posted this with a funnier headline
2005-02-15 03:01:22 PM  
20 votes:
Didn't we have a Farker die from ALS? We should name it for him.
2005-02-15 02:20:58 PM  
20 votes:
The icy hot stuntaz fan center
2005-02-15 02:19:45 PM  
20 votes:
Creamy Nougat Center
2005-02-15 02:20:30 PM  
19 votes:
How about "Today's Arena brought to you by Fark.com"

Unless this was submitted already.
2005-02-15 02:18:00 PM  
19 votes:
Fark.com Greenlight Arena
2005-02-15 02:13:04 PM  
19 votes:
The Drunk Tank

(with votin' now!)
2005-02-15 02:12:40 PM  
19 votes:
The Fark.com Kitten Sanctuary
2005-02-15 02:11:57 PM  
19 votes:
The Fark.com centre brought to you buy Fark.com, home of Fark.com, proud makers of Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:10:53 PM  
19 votes:
The Drew Center!

sponsored by FARK.com!
2005-02-15 02:25:39 PM  
18 votes:
"The Fark.com Center for Lost Productivity."

Surrendering since 1999
2005-02-15 02:11:15 PM  
18 votes:
Fark.com WTF, LGN, DIT
2005-02-15 02:10:07 PM  
18 votes:
Fark.Com Michael Jackson Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 02:20:12 PM  
17 votes:
Fark.com Hilarity Ensuing Center
2005-02-15 02:16:33 PM  
17 votes:
The Fark.com 'I bought this with a funnier name' Colliseum
2005-02-15 02:15:11 PM  
17 votes:
Or, maybe a more traditional Japanese-style name:

SUPER FARK.COM ARENA TIME!!!
2005-02-15 02:14:35 PM  
17 votes:
[image from img.fark.com too old to be available]Center
2005-02-15 02:13:43 PM  
17 votes:
Your dog wants Fark.com Arena
2005-02-15 02:13:30 PM  
17 votes:
Farkistan National Arena
2005-02-15 02:12:46 PM  
17 votes:
All your center are belong to Fark.

/I know, old and cheesy, but meh.
2005-02-15 02:12:44 PM  
17 votes:
Fark.com: The Highest and Best Use of the Internet.
2005-02-15 02:11:32 PM  
17 votes:
Fark.com "here comes the science" center
2005-02-15 02:08:09 PM  
17 votes:
Nuts the Squirrel Memorial Centre
2005-02-15 02:19:51 PM  
16 votes:
The Fark.com L33t Center

/a more concise variation on a theme
2005-02-15 02:18:14 PM  
16 votes:
Drew Spent our TotalFark Dollars on This!?
2005-02-15 02:09:09 PM  
16 votes:
Fark.com It's a Trap
2005-02-15 02:17:27 PM  
15 votes:
Drew Curtis' and Fark.com Presents The Drew Curtis' Fark.com Center
2005-02-15 02:16:08 PM  
15 votes:
The Bostpwned l33tCenter
2005-02-15 02:13:54 PM  
15 votes:
"The FARK.com NSFW Center"

or

"The FARK.com UFIA Center"

or

"The FARK.com Beer Garden"
2005-02-15 02:12:07 PM  
15 votes:
Fark.com I'd Hit it
2005-02-15 02:11:53 PM  
15 votes:
"I love osama bin laden and hope he brings down the west arena, especially with nukes"
2005-02-15 02:08:18 PM  
15 votes:
The Stadium is a Trap
2005-02-15 02:21:31 PM  
14 votes:
RTFArena
2005-02-15 02:17:40 PM  
14 votes:
OMGROFLOLGNSFWTFDITWWJDBBQ Fark Center
2005-02-15 02:16:18 PM  
14 votes:
Fark.com Still no cure for cancer center
2005-02-15 02:14:10 PM  
14 votes:
OHHHHH "Fark.com Yankees in 2005 Arena." You'll get attention.
2005-02-15 02:13:21 PM  
14 votes:
Fark.com Walken Center
2005-02-15 02:10:59 PM  
14 votes:
The Farktasmagorium
2005-02-15 02:09:07 PM  
14 votes:
Fark.com Donkey Show Field House
2005-02-15 03:06:44 PM  
13 votes:
Fark.Complex
2005-02-15 02:26:36 PM  
13 votes:
The Wesley Crusher Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 02:23:16 PM  
13 votes:
Fark.Com's STFU N00B Center
2005-02-15 02:21:21 PM  
13 votes:
Unbeliveable Fark Indoor Arena

U.F.I.A
2005-02-15 02:20:31 PM  
13 votes:
The Fark.com Find Sarah Conner Center
2005-02-15 02:12:43 PM  
13 votes:
The Fark.com Sherry Enema Center
2005-02-15 02:12:30 PM  
13 votes:
Inspired by PlumBob

Cli-Shea Stadium
2005-02-15 02:25:10 PM  
12 votes:
It's not Fleet, it's TotalFleet
2005-02-15 02:24:16 PM  
12 votes:
The Fark.com Soft and Creamy Center
2005-02-15 02:24:09 PM  
12 votes:
"If you lived here you'd be home right now" Stadium.
2005-02-15 02:21:44 PM  
12 votes:
How about Fark.com presents the Legalize Marijuana Centre?
2005-02-15 02:20:31 PM  
12 votes:
United Fark.com International Arena
2005-02-15 02:20:14 PM  
12 votes:
The Fark.com 'Leet Center
2005-02-15 02:17:50 PM  
12 votes:
"It works on my machine."

I tried to get this as our company motto, but failed.
2005-02-15 02:16:49 PM  
12 votes:
"Sold Out"

//now w/voting!
//will have no votes
2005-02-15 02:15:38 PM  
12 votes:
Save the Kittens Center
2005-02-15 02:14:54 PM  
12 votes:
Fark.com Duke Gets PWN3D Center
2005-02-15 02:13:18 PM  
12 votes:
Fark.com's House of Fap
2005-02-15 02:54:12 PM  
11 votes:
Instead of some of the dumbass comments here, why not show some appreciation for a recently deceased and respected member (Sunburn) here?

I don't know his real name, someone here must... a Moderator can edit this if they wish to insert the name between the brackets below:

FARK.COM (Sunburn's real name) Memorial Center

If there's anything worth putting on the building, it's that. No problems getting it approved either.
2005-02-15 02:25:29 PM  
11 votes:
I Submitted this with a better Arena Name Arena
2005-02-15 02:22:07 PM  
11 votes:
C'mon Farkers - give a shout out for a guy who has brought us hours of fun and laughter, and vote for...

The Henry Earl Sportsplex

Thank you.
2005-02-15 02:21:59 PM  
11 votes:
Fark.com "Still no Cure for Cancer" Dome
2005-02-15 02:20:05 PM  
11 votes:
The Fark.com Alien Abortion Clinic
2005-02-15 02:18:56 PM  
11 votes:
Fark.com Some guy memorial center.
2005-02-15 02:18:56 PM  
11 votes:
The Bannation Memorial Center

/with voting goodness
2005-02-15 02:18:42 PM  
11 votes:
Fark.com, Why did I buy this sign?
2005-02-15 02:17:00 PM  
11 votes:
Fark.com UFIDA Center

(UFI Duke's A)
2005-02-15 02:16:38 PM  
11 votes:
not safe for hockey arena
2005-02-15 02:14:13 PM  
11 votes:
Fark.com UFIA Center

/forgot vote-ability
2005-02-15 02:37:20 PM  
10 votes:
Instead of "Duke Sucks Center" why not D.S. Center?
Then when the media asks what it stands for you can tell them... that will get noticed.
2005-02-15 02:25:09 PM  
10 votes:
Madison Cube Garden
2005-02-15 02:25:01 PM  
10 votes:
"Fark.com Sharp-Knees Center"
2005-02-15 02:17:03 PM  
10 votes:
Thunderdome
2005-02-15 02:09:33 PM  
10 votes:
Fark.com Knuttsacsquirl Center
2005-02-15 02:08:00 PM  
10 votes:
Fare.com Ironic Trap Center
HPZ [TotalFark]
2005-02-15 02:38:30 PM  
9 votes:
Unsolicited Finger In Arena
2005-02-15 02:30:12 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com's MILF Center
2005-02-15 02:29:42 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com "Mission Accomplished" arena
2005-02-15 02:27:42 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com Voting Enabled Center
2005-02-15 02:27:01 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com UFIArena

/a vote for me is a vote for the guy who thought of UFIArena combined on original thread.
2005-02-15 02:25:31 PM  
9 votes:
"tonight at the Boston Garden... Everyone gets laid!!!"
2005-02-15 02:24:31 PM  
9 votes:
THE FARK

As in, the game is at THE FARK.
2005-02-15 02:24:18 PM  
9 votes:
It's probably out there already, but how about Fap Gardens?
2005-02-15 02:23:54 PM  
9 votes:
Fark International Airport
2005-02-15 02:22:42 PM  
9 votes:
With Boston accent:

"Fahk Centah"
2005-02-15 02:21:33 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com Where's My Guiness Bar Towel Center
2005-02-15 02:20:38 PM  
9 votes:
The Fark.com [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] Center

If that doesn't get anyone's attention then nuthin' will.
2005-02-15 02:20:33 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com...We Eat Babies
2005-02-15 02:20:04 PM  
9 votes:
I didnt have time to read through the others, but why not the "Sook Ducks Center"?

/Either that or "Fark.com UFIA LOL!!!!1ONE! Center"
2005-02-15 02:16:22 PM  
9 votes:
FARK.com Special Olympic Stadium
2005-02-15 02:13:21 PM  
9 votes:
PawtucketPatriot's Super Awesome Birthday Arena.

/feb. 28 is my bday
//serious.
2005-02-15 02:12:07 PM  
9 votes:
Wheaton Arena
Fark Gardens
NSFW Center
LGN Stadium
Better Headline Arena
2005-02-15 02:10:26 PM  
9 votes:
Fark.com Killed Kitten Center
2005-02-15 02:40:19 PM  
8 votes:
Hot Cocoa Sampler Center
2005-02-15 02:30:57 PM  
8 votes:
Boston Garden, Jr.
2005-02-15 02:27:53 PM  
8 votes:
Fark.com Presents Abe Vigoda's Thunderdome.

"Two Fish enter, one Fish leaves."
2005-02-15 02:24:59 PM  
8 votes:
The Squirrel Dome
2005-02-15 02:23:30 PM  
8 votes:
FREE BEER TONIGHT
Now with voting goodness.
2005-02-15 02:22:44 PM  
8 votes:
The Boston Garden was UFIA'd
sponsored by fark.com
2005-02-15 02:17:08 PM  
8 votes:
The Fark.com Kitten Memorial Stadium
2005-02-15 02:16:42 PM  
8 votes:
"Visit Fark.com And Then Buy A Lifetime Subscription To Total
Fark. If You See An Obscure Orange Colored Character
From Star Wars Warning You That 'It's a trap!', Please Ignore Him."
2005-02-15 02:15:11 PM  
8 votes:
Fark.com - Your Dog Wants an end to Disney on Ice
2005-02-15 02:14:37 PM  
8 votes:
Fark.arena

Fark.staduim
2005-02-15 02:14:25 PM  
8 votes:
Drew Curtis Presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com Center
2005-02-15 02:13:23 PM  
8 votes:
Drew's Fark.com Playhouse

/ Meck-a-leck-a-hi-meck-a-hinney-ho
2005-02-15 02:13:19 PM  
8 votes:
RIP Marlon Wayans Center
2005-02-15 02:12:58 PM  
8 votes:
"FARK -I'D HIT IT CENTRE"
2005-02-15 02:11:23 PM  
8 votes:
The FleetCenter Presents: Fark.com


or "It's a trap-Center."


WangCenter!

"I love SmookyCenter"
2005-02-15 02:44:29 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com Cream-filled Center
2005-02-15 02:41:33 PM  
7 votes:
The SomethingAwful.com Sucks Arena
2005-02-15 02:37:28 PM  
7 votes:
"Boston FARK Party here tonite! Brought to you by FARK.com"
duz
2005-02-15 02:36:39 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com Buck Cake Center
2005-02-15 02:34:45 PM  
7 votes:
on that note Barjockey, how about

Its not the Fleet its the Boston Garden by Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:33:01 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com Bahstan Gahdan
2005-02-15 02:31:18 PM  
7 votes:
FARK.COM Presents The Icy Hot Stuntaz Memorial Stadium
2005-02-15 02:29:50 PM  
7 votes:
The Fark.com Beerena
2005-02-15 02:29:15 PM  
7 votes:
"I came to see a hockey game and all i got was a lousy plug for my website (fark.com)"
or
"All ur arena's r belong to fark.com"
2005-02-15 02:28:46 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com's Yankee Stadium
2005-02-15 02:27:57 PM  
7 votes:
Ok I had to do this-

SHUT UP BARJOCKEY, YOU COCK Arena
2005-02-15 02:26:22 PM  
7 votes:
I would say Fark.com Abe Vigoda Memorial Center is the better choice. People who have never heard of fark can find that funny with not too much work. "What the hell? Is he dead? Oh, that's farked up ... I gotta check out that site." Fark.com UFIA Arena, on the other hand, is a bit harder. Hell, I read fark everyday, but I don't get it. So, in summery, go with what will draw people into the site, while still making them think Abe Vigoda is dead.
2005-02-15 02:26:03 PM  
7 votes:
This Center is Useless without Pics sponsored by Fark.com

[image from ticketfinders.com too old to be available]
2005-02-15 02:25:41 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com Hall of Flame
2005-02-15 02:25:17 PM  
7 votes:
Weird Al's Parents Memorial Center presented by Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:25:08 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com STFU Center
2005-02-15 02:25:05 PM  
7 votes:
"It's Not an Arena, It's Fark.Com"
2005-02-15 02:22:23 PM  
7 votes:
The "I visited Fark.com and all I got was this lousy arena" Arena.
2005-02-15 02:21:10 PM  
7 votes:
Fark-Plex Will Weaton Memorial Center
2005-02-15 02:18:38 PM  
7 votes:
The CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet Center
2005-02-15 02:16:27 PM  
7 votes:
FARK.COM Obvious Centre

/Involuntarily, I started typing Obnoxious Centre.
//I guess either would be good.
2005-02-15 02:16:23 PM  
7 votes:
Tastes like chicken center.
2005-02-15 02:14:13 PM  
7 votes:
teh funnay arena lol
2005-02-15 02:13:49 PM  
7 votes:
Fark.com "Larry Bird fears Drew" Center
2005-02-15 02:13:01 PM  
7 votes:
How about "everybody gets laid"?

/shamelessly stolen from some '90s movie
2005-02-15 02:12:49 PM  
7 votes:
Boobies Boobies Arena
NSFW Link Center Arena
Fark.com Arena for Abused Cliches
2005-02-15 02:12:01 PM  
7 votes:
Farkkake Arena

http://www.fleetcenter.com/calendar_m.asp

What no events on the 28th?
2005-02-15 02:11:51 PM  
7 votes:
"The Glass Dragon"
2005-02-15 03:02:01 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com's "I won an ebay auction and all I got was this lousy arena's name"


Or

Suke Ducks

Vote for me cause I am trying to clone my cat
2005-02-15 02:44:02 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com Center
(No kittens were killed in the naming of this arena)
2005-02-15 02:35:08 PM  
6 votes:
Well THANK YOU to the ONE guy who actually had a VOTING ENABLED for a BOSTON GARDEN entry. I will clicky on that one and cudos to ALL who suggested it, but BOOO for no voting goodness.

and tho I am a regular Farker, and am hip to most of the cliches, WTF is UFIA stand for? I know, I lknow... I am stepping up for a good clobbering because of my ignorance, but what the hell... might as well get it out of the way and get up to speed in here.... thanks for your kindness in advance

/A vote for me is a vote for anything containing Boston Garden , AND a big middle finger to the corporate advertising MAN!
2005-02-15 02:33:56 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com RTFA Stadium
2005-02-15 02:33:37 PM  
6 votes:
Fark
United
Center for
Knowledge
2005-02-15 02:33:04 PM  
6 votes:
CGNU Center
Go, Dumples!!!
2005-02-15 02:31:09 PM  
6 votes:
The Jeff "Gannon" Guckert Homo-Arena
2005-02-15 02:30:08 PM  
6 votes:
"You submitted a funnier name"
2005-02-15 02:29:54 PM  
6 votes:
FARK night - glory hole is on deck 4.
2005-02-15 02:26:51 PM  
6 votes:
The Fap Fap Fap Center
2005-02-15 02:26:15 PM  
6 votes:
The Feet Center
2005-02-15 02:24:25 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com Submitter Arena
2005-02-15 02:24:06 PM  
6 votes:
Torgo Center
2005-02-15 02:23:47 PM  
6 votes:
CLOSING DOWN: FREE BOOBIES FOR ALL
2005-02-15 02:23:38 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com Where The Fark Are The Farking Bruins Center

/pissed-off hockey fan
2005-02-15 02:22:52 PM  
6 votes:
Drew Curtis' Fark.Stadium
2005-02-15 02:21:45 PM  
6 votes:
huhu, grrrr... stampa stampa stadium

/sorry Heamer...
2005-02-15 02:21:17 PM  
6 votes:
The Pwned Bowl
2005-02-15 02:20:47 PM  
6 votes:
Squirrel Nut Arena
2005-02-15 02:20:45 PM  
6 votes:
The Don't Look in Here for a World Championship Center
2005-02-15 02:18:57 PM  
6 votes:
The Fleet is out. FARK.COM is in.
2005-02-15 02:17:18 PM  
6 votes:
Fark "No Hockey only Basketball" Center
2005-02-15 02:17:01 PM  
6 votes:
Fark it Center
2005-02-15 02:15:58 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com Squirrel Nut Center
2005-02-15 02:12:45 PM  
6 votes:
Admiral Ackbar's Squirrel Trap Fark.com Arena
2005-02-15 02:10:24 PM  
6 votes:
Fark.com Center for Free Speech and Redundant Clichs Center
2005-02-15 03:07:33 PM  
5 votes:
"Behold the power of FARK.com"
^Just put that on the sign.
2005-02-15 02:50:20 PM  
5 votes:
Homeless Shelter
2005-02-15 02:46:43 PM  
5 votes:
The Temple of Fark
2005-02-15 02:41:39 PM  
5 votes:
Do a good turn in more than one way;

"Do something about spam" center

"Use Firefox" center

now with voting!
2005-02-15 02:41:26 PM  
5 votes:
The "Don't hotlink large images!" Center
2005-02-15 02:39:38 PM  
5 votes:
The Cunning Linguist Arena
2005-02-15 02:38:35 PM  
5 votes:
The Honeycomb Hideout



//sorry stuck in the head...
2005-02-15 02:37:57 PM  
5 votes:
The Fark.com cliche center.
2005-02-15 02:35:22 PM  
5 votes:
I'm still going with

The Flamewar Forum!
2005-02-15 02:30:57 PM  
5 votes:
FREE BEER TONIGHT!!!
FARK.COM CENTER


/it's so onvious/
2005-02-15 02:30:28 PM  
5 votes:
The "My Dixie Wrecked" Center



/best i.e. EVER
2005-02-15 02:29:27 PM  
5 votes:
"Today's Stadium Comes from FARK.COM"
2005-02-15 02:29:25 PM  
5 votes:
Grand
Old
American
Total
Sports
Extravaganza

(they won't let us re-dress the entrance, will they)
2005-02-15 02:28:20 PM  
5 votes:
MORAN MELLENIUM DOME
2005-02-15 02:27:56 PM  
5 votes:
Fark.com "Its a trap" arena
2005-02-15 02:27:42 PM  
5 votes:
In honor of Cam Neely:

The Fark.com Sea Bass Center at Boston Garden
2005-02-15 02:25:41 PM  
5 votes:
Asshat Palace
2005-02-15 02:23:44 PM  
5 votes:
YANKEES SUCK
2005-02-15 02:23:40 PM  
5 votes:
403 Forbidden/Access Denied
We have been Farked!
2005-02-15 02:21:58 PM  
5 votes:
Drew Is Balding Skydome
2005-02-15 02:21:28 PM  
5 votes:
FARK.COM BEER AND BOOBIES CENTER.

I think we have a logo photoshop idea here...
2005-02-15 02:20:54 PM  
5 votes:
Fark U(nion) Center.

//got nothin' center
2005-02-15 02:19:53 PM  
5 votes:
Akbar and Jeff's Tofu Hut
brought to you by Fark.com


/obscure?
2005-02-15 02:19:42 PM  
5 votes:
Fark Arena
2005-02-15 02:19:09 PM  
5 votes:
Buckner-Boone Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 02:17:55 PM  
5 votes:
Fark.com Plastic Owl Field House
2005-02-15 02:15:30 PM  
5 votes:
no voting cuz im dumbyhead.

Also like Farkshower1972's

NSFW-UFIA-DIT-OMGWTFROFLTTY Arena

he should've enabled voting :p
2005-02-15 02:15:28 PM  
5 votes:
the farkzone
we'll be slamdunkin cheerleaders all night.
2005-02-15 02:11:38 PM  
5 votes:
fark from center
2005-02-15 02:11:02 PM  
5 votes:
Fark.com presents free Bruins tickets?
2005-02-15 02:10:27 PM  
5 votes:
"Fleet's In! Center"
2005-02-15 04:32:56 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com F1337 Center
2005-02-15 03:32:11 PM  
4 votes:
Boston Garden of Anaheim
2005-02-15 03:20:11 PM  
4 votes:
[image from as4.com too old to be available]

"The Honorable Henry Earl Presents Boston's UFI Arena"
2005-02-15 03:17:39 PM  
4 votes:
This stadium has been FARKed
2005-02-15 03:13:16 PM  
4 votes:
Bill Buckner Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 03:04:54 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com Cliche Center
2005-02-15 03:04:51 PM  
4 votes:
TOTAL*FARK arena
2005-02-15 03:03:10 PM  
4 votes:
james Bong
I really like the suggestion of doing the combined

UFIArena


United Forum Indoor Arena or somesuch

/am I the only liter that knows what UFIA means?

no, you're not, and I like your fake acronym better. It's more plausible.
I'll enable voting for you
2005-02-15 02:59:44 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com's Sports Related Structure
2005-02-15 02:56:58 PM  
4 votes:
ADVERTISE HERE
The last sponser FARK.COM
has been BANNED for posting
NSFW Boobies
2005-02-15 02:56:27 PM  
4 votes:
Today's Fleet Center brought to you by Fark.com.
2005-02-15 02:56:24 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com's Freddie Mitchell MVP Arena
2005-02-15 02:53:31 PM  
4 votes:
This will keep the Bostonians happy:

The Fark Gardens (pronounced gahhdens)
2005-02-15 02:50:48 PM  
4 votes:
Fark's Fap Shack Thunderdome
[image from baymoon.com too old to be available]
2005-02-15 02:47:19 PM  
4 votes:
or.... how about..

"Drew Curtis Presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com UFIA Center" ?
2005-02-15 02:44:48 PM  
4 votes:
FARK.COM'S STORM CENTER
2005-02-15 02:43:39 PM  
4 votes:
"The Skeet Center"
2005-02-15 02:42:32 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com Wants MORE COWBELL!!!
2005-02-15 02:41:42 PM  
4 votes:
RFTArena
2005-02-15 02:41:28 PM  
4 votes:
The Blue Oyster Club?
2005-02-15 02:40:41 PM  
4 votes:
Fark Sports
2005-02-15 02:40:05 PM  
4 votes:
Hmmm - for all the people who forget to enable voting...

The Fark.com "One Again, With Voting" Center
2005-02-15 02:38:58 PM  
4 votes:
I spent a million dollars and all I got was this lousy sign on a building for a day Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:38:08 PM  
4 votes:
The Fark.com Tubgirl Memorial Center
2005-02-15 02:37:21 PM  
4 votes:
More Informative Links @ Fark.com Center

/MILF Center
//hehe
2005-02-15 02:37:21 PM  
4 votes:
Look at Me I'm An Attention Whore Stadium
2005-02-15 02:37:17 PM  
4 votes:
HEY...FARKARENA!

I even have an idea for a dance that goes along with the name.
2005-02-15 02:36:46 PM  
4 votes:
That rug really tied the arena together did it not arena
2005-02-15 02:36:01 PM  
4 votes:
Do You Want Arena?
2005-02-15 02:35:25 PM  
4 votes:
It's Bush Fault Center
2005-02-15 02:35:21 PM  
4 votes:
Golden Showers Palace
2005-02-15 02:34:40 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com presents Ted Kennedy's Liver Center.

/one cartoon deserves another
U
2005-02-15 02:33:01 PM  
4 votes:
mustardman memorial coliseum

the farkquarium
2005-02-15 02:32:56 PM  
4 votes:
I can't believe that no one has said this...

The Fark.com Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
2005-02-15 02:31:51 PM  
4 votes:
The Fark.com Gigantic Squirrels Balls center

Fark.com Home of the squirrel with elephantitis.
2005-02-15 02:30:56 PM  
4 votes:
The Fark.com Fapping Center
2005-02-15 02:30:38 PM  
4 votes:
"Thanks to Fark.com for free stadium hosting"
2005-02-15 02:30:14 PM  
4 votes:
You, for one, should embrace your Fark.com overlords.

/voting enabled this time
//delete previous please kthx
2005-02-15 02:29:41 PM  
4 votes:
The Power of Fark Center
2005-02-15 02:29:16 PM  
4 votes:
Obvious

The Farkin' Center
2005-02-15 02:28:14 PM  
4 votes:
i don't know if this has been posted but...the fark.com RFTA center
2005-02-15 02:28:02 PM  
4 votes:
CentreFark.com, and register the name as a re-direct.
2005-02-15 02:27:15 PM  
4 votes:
FARK Wet T-Shirt Night
2005-02-15 02:27:02 PM  
4 votes:
The Fark.com Gary Bettman Memorial Gardens
2005-02-15 02:26:53 PM  
4 votes:
The Marlon Wayans Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 02:26:52 PM  
4 votes:
The Fark.com This Will Be a Cliche Tomorrow Center
2005-02-15 02:26:09 PM  
4 votes:
WTF GBTW UFIA?
2005-02-15 02:24:48 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com Fark Off Center
2005-02-15 02:22:21 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com No Dukies Allowed Club
2005-02-15 02:22:18 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com Some Guy Center

Fark.com Dumbass Center
2005-02-15 02:21:17 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com Time Waster Central
2005-02-15 02:18:15 PM  
4 votes:
Keep it simple and something that will roll off the tongue.

"Boobies"
2005-02-15 02:16:41 PM  
4 votes:
The-

Your dog wants a better area center

or-

Anybody but Duke center

maybe-

The I got nuthin center
2005-02-15 02:16:38 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com wishes it were in Yankee Stadium.

/go yankees
2005-02-15 02:16:17 PM  
4 votes:
FARK.COM ARENA (at least it wasn't FU**EDCOMPANIES.COM)
2005-02-15 02:15:34 PM  
4 votes:
Fark.com's Boobies Center
2005-02-15 02:12:20 PM  
4 votes:
The Fark.com Dee's Nutz Center
2005-02-15 02:12:05 PM  
4 votes:
Teh Fark Drew Center
2005-02-15 02:10:38 PM  
4 votes:
2005-02-15 04:09:35 PM  
3 votes:
The Mary Jo Kopechne Aquatic Center
2005-02-15 03:36:36 PM  
3 votes:
NAMBLArena
2005-02-15 03:27:11 PM  
3 votes:
How about the You Don't Have To Vote For Your Own Stupid Entry Because It Is Stupid And It Will Only Get One Vote. If It's A Good Entry, Then It Will Get Plenty Of Votes From Other People. Center?
2005-02-15 03:25:35 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Blunderdome
2005-02-15 03:21:44 PM  
3 votes:
Farkistan Embassy
2005-02-15 03:14:51 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com "It's not NY but it'll do" center
2005-02-15 03:14:19 PM  
3 votes:
Free 8008135 Tonight Cetre
2005-02-15 03:03:21 PM  
3 votes:
Boston's Neverland Ranch
2005-02-15 03:03:14 PM  
3 votes:
"The Fleet Center . . . D'oh!"
2005-02-15 03:02:56 PM  
3 votes:
Farkistan Palace.
2005-02-15 03:02:08 PM  
3 votes:
FAVE
Kitten Memorial Center

OTHERS
Free Beer Tonight Arena
Sellout Stadium
ONESTR8 Arena
2005-02-15 03:01:25 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Big Red "X" Center
2005-02-15 02:59:11 PM  
3 votes:
The Drewbicle
2005-02-15 02:57:34 PM  
3 votes:
Teh Pr0n Palace
2005-02-15 02:56:36 PM  
3 votes:
FARK-A-DAY Center
2005-02-15 02:55:53 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Mustard Man Memorial Arena

Fark.com Domokun Center

Fark.com Your Dog wants steak arena

Fark.com Teh l33t C3nt3r

/got nothing...
//Congrat's Drew!
2005-02-15 02:54:12 PM  
3 votes:
Icy Hot Stuntaz Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 02:52:32 PM  
3 votes:
The Straight Ballin' Arena
2005-02-15 02:51:59 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com - Home of the green lasered hotties


Fark.com - The page that cannot be found


To Fark is divine, to be Farked is too cliche.


Save the kittens! Go Dukes!


Florida Awareness Rehabilitation Kennel
2005-02-15 02:51:52 PM  
3 votes:
It's not the Fleetcenter, it's Fark.com

Fark.com Center: Best. Arena. Ever
2005-02-15 02:50:59 PM  
3 votes:
Drew Curtis's what the hell does one have to do to get a link approved arena. (With NSFW ads)
2005-02-15 02:50:23 PM  
3 votes:
Center
by Fark.com



/oldschool
2005-02-15 02:47:39 PM  
3 votes:
Bandwidth Exceeded Center
2005-02-15 02:46:37 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Center Home of the Internets


Voting added
mods please del prev.
2005-02-15 02:46:04 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com - we're better than you at teh intarwebs
2005-02-15 02:45:42 PM  
3 votes:
Since the next day is my birthday, it should be the

"Happy Birthday The Sofa of Death Center"
2005-02-15 02:45:40 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com - Making the unpossible possible
2005-02-15 02:44:59 PM  
3 votes:
Tonight FARK.COM Features 12 inch Pianist
2005-02-15 02:42:15 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com's Islamic Militant Bukakke Kitten Center

(or, IMBKC)
2005-02-15 02:41:03 PM  
3 votes:
Kicked in the Arena and Shoved

/Why hasn't this shown up at least once yet?
2005-02-15 02:40:30 PM  
3 votes:
Walken Arena
2005-02-15 02:39:55 PM  
3 votes:
This sucks. If there are any Bostonians (Or people that are close enough) here, you should stand outside the arena all day with billboards proclaiming, "This is the Fark.com Duke Sucks Arena." That would have been so cool.

Personally, I don't have a problem with Duke, I don't watch college basketball, and my three college football teams I like I have never seen play Duke. (Does Duke even have a football team?) But, it's just farking funny.

The Fark.com Fark You Garden
2005-02-15 02:39:50 PM  
3 votes:
"Don't ride the T centre - by FARK.com" now with voting goodness (mods plz delete previous entry - thx)
2005-02-15 02:38:56 PM  
3 votes:
fark.com - guess what we do?
[image from iownjoo.com too old to be available]
2005-02-15 02:38:00 PM  
3 votes:
center

/somewhat obscure
2005-02-15 02:36:57 PM  
3 votes:
Farkistan's Fark.com Center
2005-02-15 02:34:54 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Some Guy Named This Center
2005-02-15 02:34:23 PM  
3 votes:
FARK Arena Stadium Bowl


/W/voting
2005-02-15 02:33:22 PM  
3 votes:
TotalFark.com Arena

Your Arena Surrenders at Fark.com

FarkYankeeStadium Arena

The House that ToatalFark Paid For
2005-02-15 02:32:36 PM  
3 votes:
Fleet "Turd Cutter" Arena

/sorry, saw it another thread and am still giggling
2005-02-15 02:32:33 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com - Male Enhancement Center
2005-02-15 02:31:12 PM  
3 votes:
Madison Square Garden North
2005-02-15 02:30:22 PM  
3 votes:
You Dog Wants The Playoffs Arena

Cool, hip sportsradio guys can refer to it simpy as, "The Dog"

"Over at the Dog last night, the Celtics blew a 12 point 4th quarter lead to the Bobcats..."


or maybe the Wicked Re-tahhh-ded Center
2005-02-15 02:29:59 PM  
3 votes:
Farker Dome -

Home of the bearded fisherman
2005-02-15 02:29:46 PM  
3 votes:
At least we still have the Pats and the sox center

Or

Fark this center center
2005-02-15 02:29:40 PM  
3 votes:
Don't Save the Kittens Arena
2005-02-15 02:29:29 PM  
3 votes:
SorrySnowboundbutDukestillsucksisitstillwrongformetoflirtwithyoustadium.
2005-02-15 02:29:03 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Fellowship Center
2005-02-15 02:28:54 PM  
3 votes:
The Leftwright Center
2005-02-15 02:27:54 PM  
3 votes:
fark.com Get Farked Center
2005-02-15 02:27:46 PM  
3 votes:
Fark Boston Center
2005-02-15 02:27:10 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com's Republican Attack Machine
2005-02-15 02:27:06 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Team Sports Facility
2005-02-15 02:26:36 PM  
3 votes:
The Fark's Dairy Arena.


Sorry, forgot the vote on the other.
2005-02-15 02:25:59 PM  
3 votes:
Drew, seriously, this is awesome!

a)Pelican Place
b)Aww, too cute Kitte Arena
c)"Too Many Men on the Ice" Arena, "My Lily-White Ass" Pavilion (for those close to Boston hockey lore)
2005-02-15 02:25:12 PM  
3 votes:
The Fark.com center of the Universe
2005-02-15 02:24:15 PM  
3 votes:
Fark Gardens
[props to Tizzle who had this in a big list of stuff above]
2005-02-15 02:24:05 PM  
3 votes:
The building will be "vacant". The Bruins were supposed to be hosting the Islanders on the 28th.

If they open the doors, how 'bout: Fark.com/come inside/bring your beer/WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
2005-02-15 02:23:28 PM  
3 votes:
The Farked Center
2005-02-15 02:22:56 PM  
3 votes:
a few thoughts to feed in and feed off:

the visit fark.com center

the don't visit fark.com center

the fark.com loves you center

the fark.com needs you center

the fark.com center of excellence

the fark.com center of internet excellence

fark.com the center of the internet
2005-02-15 02:21:38 PM  
3 votes:
Farking A Center
2005-02-15 02:21:36 PM  
3 votes:
Hilarity ensues at the Fark.com Centre!
2005-02-15 02:19:57 PM  
3 votes:
FARK Place
2005-02-15 02:19:30 PM  
3 votes:
okay, let's get it right this time, with voting

KHITBASH for FARK.COM Center
2005-02-15 02:19:10 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Storm Center
2005-02-15 02:15:06 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com KHITBASHenter
2005-02-15 02:12:38 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com Nuts R Us
2005-02-15 02:10:11 PM  
3 votes:
Fark.com The Farkonian Center
2005-02-15 04:44:03 PM  
2 votes:
Farkistan National Flamewar Center
2005-02-15 04:43:04 PM  
2 votes:
I'm just hoping everyone gets this....


Fark.com's F irst Arena


/just hoping f irst doesn't get changed to boobies
//even though that is the joke.
2005-02-15 04:30:48 PM  
2 votes:
The Vigoda Pagoda
2005-02-15 04:00:23 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com Anti-Corporate Sponsorship arena
2005-02-15 03:55:38 PM  
2 votes:
"404: Arena not found. Try looking for it at Fark.com"
2005-02-15 03:51:04 PM  
2 votes:
Free Beer Tomorrow Center, brought to you by Fark.com
2005-02-15 03:50:56 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com RTFA Arena
2005-02-15 03:47:53 PM  
2 votes:
Keeping it simple..

FarkGardens
2005-02-15 03:42:45 PM  
2 votes:
Farkistan Garden
2005-02-15 03:34:06 PM  
2 votes:
The Theodore McGinley Athletic Events Center

[image from jumptheshark.com too old to be available]
2005-02-15 03:32:22 PM  
2 votes:
/this space intentionally left blank.
2005-02-15 03:29:46 PM  
2 votes:
correction:

'Frank the Tumor' Memorial Center
2005-02-15 03:27:58 PM  
2 votes:
Ultrafark.cNOCARRIER Center

or for the lefties in the crowd...

The fark.com Chimpy McFlightSuit Center
2005-02-15 03:25:21 PM  
2 votes:
The "Today's We paid 2500 bucks to name this arena" story brought to you by Fark.com" Arena
2005-02-15 03:24:33 PM  
2 votes:
Domo-Kun Arena!

Is there any cliche that hasn't been mentioned to death in this thread?
2005-02-15 03:21:21 PM  
2 votes:
Boston Garden PWNED

\obligatory amalgamation
\\begging forgiveness for lack of creativity
2005-02-15 03:19:18 PM  
2 votes:
Trogdor
2005-02-15 03:15:42 PM  
2 votes:
Kilipo4 Memorial Center.

Farker's would know, others would want to know.
2005-02-15 03:15:27 PM  
2 votes:
Or maybe the Suprnova.org Memorial Stadium

[image from steverubel.typepad.com too old to be available]
2005-02-15 03:14:20 PM  
2 votes:
Britney Spears' Guide To Semiconductor Physics Arena
2005-02-15 03:12:28 PM  
2 votes:
Unsolicited Fark In Arena.
2005-02-15 03:07:48 PM  
2 votes:
Well, if it's a hockey arena, and i understand you americans are picking up our national sport - then there's only one name that fits---

Maple Leaf Gardens.


//ducking and roll to avoid flames
2005-02-15 03:07:27 PM  
2 votes:
The GLAAD Rainbow Arena
[image from compupix.com too old to be available]
Where the Irish come to be fabulous!
2005-02-15 03:06:09 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com Center proudly presents the 2004 NHL Playoff's Tonight
2005-02-15 03:06:04 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com presents OMGWTFBBQ!?! Arena

/now with voting goodness!
2005-02-15 03:04:40 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com "LEFT OF CENTER"
2005-02-15 03:04:14 PM  
2 votes:
Dynamite Monkey Dome
2005-02-15 03:03:08 PM  
2 votes:
Can't believe all the votes for a 2 day old cliche (Abe Vigoda)...don't even know if good ole' Abe cliche will stand the test of time, and some people are throwing votes at it???

/a vote for this entry is a vote AGAINST Abe Vigoda.
//Seriously, Icy Hot Stuntaz will be around way longer than Vigoda will.
2005-02-15 03:01:58 PM  
2 votes:
Tonight, the Worlocks shall eat!
brought to you by fark.com
2005-02-15 03:01:55 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com "Summon Bevets" for Great Conversation Center
2005-02-15 03:01:46 PM  
2 votes:
Mike Ockisard Arena

I always like that one!
2005-02-15 03:01:11 PM  
2 votes:
The George Steinbrenner Memorial I Luv NY Arena
2005-02-15 03:00:33 PM  
2 votes:
Farktopia
2005-02-15 03:00:30 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com FTFCC Center
2005-02-15 02:59:40 PM  
2 votes:
The "It's Stupid and it Stinks" Center
2005-02-15 02:59:23 PM  
2 votes:
DOMO-KUN HAPPY FUN-TIME CENTER
2005-02-15 02:58:51 PM  
2 votes:
The Don't You Wish We Were Playing Hockey Here Center
2005-02-15 02:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
"Today's Arena Brought to You by...." Followed by the sponsor.

OR

"RTFArena" (didn't read all the submissions, so I apologize in case of repost. What, I'm a busy guy!)

OR

Simply- "The Drewrena"

-DP
2005-02-15 02:57:57 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com That's no Moon Bowl
2005-02-15 02:57:12 PM  
2 votes:
"Fark it all - at Fark.com"
2005-02-15 02:55:09 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com "Stop ripping us off, late-night comedy shows" Stadium
2005-02-15 02:54:55 PM  
2 votes:
What about just "The Fark Duke Center"
2005-02-15 02:53:48 PM  
2 votes:
The Farkistani Counslate at the FARK.com Abe Vigoda Center presented by SbB and Bullz-Eye.com
2005-02-15 02:53:27 PM  
2 votes:
Vigo the Carpathian Center
2005-02-15 02:53:20 PM  
2 votes:
The FARK.com Dirty Water Center
2005-02-15 02:52:20 PM  
2 votes:
The ///Obscure??? Center
2005-02-15 02:50:50 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com - The Line Goes Nowhere
2005-02-15 02:50:02 PM  
2 votes:
It's not Fark.com it's Realpla... 'Buffering...Buffering...Buffering...' Center" ?
2005-02-15 02:49:30 PM  
2 votes:
The Total UFIA Fark Arena
2005-02-15 02:48:15 PM  
2 votes:
Madison Square Garden
2005-02-15 02:47:27 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com - there are dildos under every seat!
2005-02-15 02:47:19 PM  
2 votes:
Farkopolis
2005-02-15 02:46:21 PM  
2 votes:
It's not an Arena it's Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
Off Center
2005-02-15 02:45:44 PM  
2 votes:
The Preview Before Post Total Bannination Center
2005-02-15 02:44:58 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com Fark You Arena
2005-02-15 02:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
Marketers Must Die Arena
2005-02-15 02:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
LilyConnor Stadium.
2005-02-15 02:44:55 PM  
2 votes:
The Holy Jumpin' Jesus, Things are all Farked Up! Bad kitty! Center
2005-02-15 02:42:59 PM  
2 votes:
SLAYERSWINE center
2005-02-15 02:42:23 PM  
2 votes:
UFIA Brought to you by FARK.COM!

/lame I know
2005-02-15 02:42:09 PM  
2 votes:
Fb Arena
2005-02-15 02:41:08 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.Com Erectile Dysfunction Center
2005-02-15 02:38:11 PM  
2 votes:
"no more 404" center
2005-02-15 02:37:04 PM  
2 votes:
Am I the only one surprized that goldenpalace didnt outbid fark?
2005-02-15 02:37:01 PM  
2 votes:
Some Farking Concert Hall
Some Farking Hall
Some Farking Place
Fark You Center
Fark Me Center
Fark This Center
Flying Fark Center
Don't Give A Flying Fark Center
I Don't Give A Fark Center
2005-02-15 02:36:09 PM  
2 votes:
how about naming it an un-pronounceable symbol like "the artist formally known as Prince", was?

or name it " ", no letters, nothing. have fun with that, media!
2005-02-15 02:35:39 PM  
2 votes:
Queef analysis center
2005-02-15 02:35:35 PM  
2 votes:
I got it

Fark.com J-Bone Center
2005-02-15 02:34:59 PM  
2 votes:
or...

Fark.com presents City of Champions Center
2005-02-15 02:34:05 PM  
2 votes:
fark.com - we provide entertainment and boobies to get you thru your work day

plus we got a better parking stall than you tonight.
2005-02-15 02:32:30 PM  
2 votes:
Sharp knees Memorial Stadium?
2005-02-15 02:32:12 PM  
2 votes:
gah

Farked Arena presented by Fark.com

now with voting goodness...not like it will matter
2005-02-15 02:31:48 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com Anti-Billboard Organization
2005-02-15 02:30:42 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com's Yankee Stadium
2005-02-15 02:30:42 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge Center

//VH reference
2005-02-15 02:30:01 PM  
2 votes:
"The SLAYERSWINE Memorial Ass Kicking Center for when you are in Boston"
2005-02-15 02:29:22 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark Florida Center
2005-02-15 02:27:08 PM  
2 votes:
Another long one...
The That Story is So Old Center.
2005-02-15 02:27:05 PM  
2 votes:
A Better Colon Cleanser. FARK.COM
2005-02-15 02:26:36 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com DPWME
2005-02-15 02:25:38 PM  
2 votes:
Kind of long but...
The No Headlines Containing -ilarity Center
2005-02-15 02:25:36 PM  
2 votes:
iowacitysfinest: Fark.com Cowbell Arena


Sacramento fans might get pissed.

I second the

Flan: The Fark.com 'I bought this with a funnier name' Colliseum

or

Toriko: fark.com UltraFark Center
2005-02-15 02:21:26 PM  
2 votes:
Your Mom's on Fark.com Awareness Center
2005-02-15 02:21:25 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com rules you
2005-02-15 02:19:45 PM  
2 votes:
FARK THIS PLACE...ARMAGEDDON OUTTA HERE
2005-02-15 02:19:30 PM  
2 votes:
Arnold Babar

Didnt see your post..Mods delete my previous post.
2005-02-15 02:15:44 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark.com Red Angel Arena

(because, you know... the Duke Blue Devils... ah, fuggit)
Jim
2005-02-15 02:09:47 PM  
2 votes:
Fark.com NNSFW
2005-02-15 05:00:57 PM  
1 votes:
The Dr.Zoidberg memorial arena
2005-02-15 04:59:30 PM  
1 votes:
The Hunt's Manwich Center for the Study of Irregular Man-pucker Nodules
2005-02-15 04:58:24 PM  
1 votes:
COMPUGLOBAL HYPERMEGANET ARENA

4:58 EST YES!
2005-02-15 04:51:49 PM  
1 votes:
"Fark party lock-in here Feb28th, difficulty, no bathrooms"

well, lousy name, but seriously is there going to be a fark party inauguration ceremony?
2005-02-15 04:49:27 PM  
1 votes:
Princess Tiny-meat Pavillion
2005-02-15 04:43:57 PM  
1 votes:
Well, if you want lots of people to show up you should just call it "Now Hiring! $20.00 per hour, 2500 positions! Arena" You will have people lined up for miles. Now THAT is publicity.
2005-02-15 04:42:32 PM  
1 votes:
The darkhop Memorial Center
2005-02-15 04:42:08 PM  
1 votes:
BURNINATION STATION
Peasants wanted.
2005-02-15 04:38:10 PM  
1 votes:
The Fark.com I slept with your wife arena

Actually I like the Abe Vigoda one.
2005-02-15 04:34:49 PM  
1 votes:
The Jeff Gannon Centre for Independent Media

/not canadian
//just like the spelling better
2005-02-15 04:33:56 PM  
1 votes:
the "Insert sports here" arena

now with voting goodness
2005-02-15 04:32:25 PM  
1 votes:
combine the two leaders and you get

UFIAbe Vigoda Memorial Arena
2005-02-15 04:30:06 PM  
1 votes:
Your Firewall Can't Block This Center
2005-02-15 04:28:31 PM  
1 votes:
"Future site of the Bush/Cheney Imperial Dissent containment center-Boston"
or
"These are not the celtics you are looking for..."
2005-02-15 04:25:31 PM  
1 votes:
From the "sounds catchy dept."

The Fark Forum


2005-02-15 04:22:42 PM  
1 votes:
The Fark.com Baby-Making Arena
2005-02-15 04:21:17 PM  
1 votes:
variation on the leader

Fark.com Abe Vigoda Memorial Fishbowl
2005-02-15 04:20:39 PM  
1 votes:
LOL ROFL FARK.com OWNZ U 1337!!!!111 OMG WTF??
2005-02-15 04:20:14 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com's Cliche' Arena.
"Squirrels and Mustard Covered Guys Free."
2005-02-15 04:19:20 PM  
1 votes:
how about "The Fleet/Boston jacked my rate to 25% after 1 late payment Center"
2005-02-15 04:12:03 PM  
1 votes:
Yankees fark.com'ing Suck Center
2005-02-15 04:10:25 PM  
1 votes:
Boston Garden

or

Off Center.
2005-02-15 04:08:47 PM  
1 votes:
Yankee Stadium
2005-02-15 04:01:51 PM  
1 votes:
The "What's That Odor?" Center
2005-02-15 04:01:05 PM  
1 votes:
"This Arena is Worthless Without Hockey"
2005-02-15 03:53:17 PM  
1 votes:
While I like the two Drew posted, I also like Attention Whore Arena!!
2005-02-15 03:52:44 PM  
1 votes:
The STFU & GBTW Center
2005-02-15 03:50:38 PM  
1 votes:
Farc.com Center
2005-02-15 03:48:58 PM  
1 votes:
2005-02-15 03:46:23 PM  
1 votes:
Farkytown
2005-02-15 03:45:55 PM  
1 votes:
Farkistan National Embassy

/Sorry if that or anything similar has been posted, my attention span died about a 5th of the way down.
2005-02-15 03:45:52 PM  
1 votes:
Farkopolis Center
or you could always vote for my original submission of
Farkopolis

you know you want to vote for these, go ahead, I wont tell
2005-02-15 03:41:45 PM  
1 votes:
The Fark "I suggested a better name" center.
2005-02-15 03:39:05 PM  
1 votes:
The Fark.com Slightly Off Center
2005-02-15 03:38:50 PM  
1 votes:
Larry Storch Center
2005-02-15 03:36:13 PM  
1 votes:
The Best Fahking Arena Evah
2005-02-15 03:36:00 PM  
1 votes:
The Fark.com "Better than a beanbag to the eye." arena.

/I think I may have gone to far with this.
2005-02-15 03:33:09 PM  
1 votes:
Free Beer!
sponsored by Fark.com
2005-02-15 03:30:41 PM  
1 votes:
Active Enterprises Arena
2005-02-15 03:28:33 PM  
1 votes:
The "Where else can you waste so much time for only five bucks a month" Arena by Fark.com
2005-02-15 03:25:25 PM  
1 votes:
Cliche Stadium

(you know, like shea stadium, only cli-)
2005-02-15 03:23:43 PM  
1 votes:
The Summon Bevets Arena
2005-02-15 03:23:42 PM  
1 votes:
Mods please remove last post.

The Boston Beer Garden - now with more Cowbell!

New and improved! With voting goodness!
2005-02-15 03:22:23 PM  
1 votes:
$2,550 can buy you a name for a day center
2005-02-15 03:21:59 PM  
1 votes:
DIT Arena
2005-02-15 03:21:34 PM  
1 votes:
The "Shut the hell up Barjocky you Cock" Center
2005-02-15 03:19:36 PM  
1 votes:
You know, if the UFIA entry ends up winning, we might have to make up a fake name for what it stands for. We'll just say it's after Drew's long-lost relative, Ursula Faith Ironside-Adcock, who preferred to go by her initials.
(Or something.) That way we'll still have UFIA, and everyone will know what it means, but we'll dodge any complaints.
2005-02-15 03:19:14 PM  
1 votes:
"It's not FARK.com, it's an arena"
2005-02-15 03:17:29 PM  
1 votes:
Jihad Center
2005-02-15 03:17:25 PM  
1 votes:
FARK.COM ARENA presents..Ladies drink free tonight!
2005-02-15 03:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
Oops, forgot to enable voting...

TylerDurden0:

Farker's Favorite NSFW Top Boobies Indoor Stadium

Does it have to be "Center?" It works perfectly because Duke calls their arena Cameron Indoor Stadium. And Duke sucks, right? I never understood the stupidity of calling an arena "indoor." No farking shiat indoor.
2005-02-15 03:13:26 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com Athletics Place

/FAP
2005-02-15 03:12:26 PM  
1 votes:
How's about

Sunburn's UFIArena brought to you by fark.com
2005-02-15 03:12:25 PM  
1 votes:
Bank of America Center
2005-02-15 03:12:11 PM  
1 votes:
THE BLUE OYSTER
2005-02-15 03:12:11 PM  
1 votes:
Walken, or a reference to this great actor, is a must. I submit:

Cowbell Center
AWIA Center (Authorized Watch in Anus)
2005-02-15 03:12:00 PM  
1 votes:
Fark Animal Separation Center
2005-02-15 03:11:36 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com kitten safe haven
2005-02-15 03:11:05 PM  
1 votes:
It's Not Sports, It's FARK Arena
2005-02-15 03:11:01 PM  
1 votes:
Free Farking Space. (Like Monopoly, only less boring)
2005-02-15 03:10:35 PM  
1 votes:
Can't believe nobody's gone here yet-

The Jack Whittaker Waste O' Money
2005-02-15 03:10:31 PM  
1 votes:
FARK-DUKE CENTER
2005-02-15 03:10:05 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com's Bad Kitty Center
2005-02-15 03:09:29 PM  
1 votes:
Gone Arena
2005-02-15 03:09:27 PM  
1 votes:
one word:
boobies
2005-02-15 03:09:04 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com's Don't Forget Poland Center
2005-02-15 03:06:38 PM  
1 votes:
<center>Fark.com</center>
2005-02-15 03:06:29 PM  
1 votes:
Yankee Stadium
2005-02-15 03:04:45 PM  
1 votes:
You submitted better names Fark.Com Center of New England
2005-02-15 03:03:23 PM  
1 votes:
For all the Bostonians out there:

The James "Whitey" Bulger Center for the Performing Arts.
2005-02-15 03:03:11 PM  
1 votes:
or perhaps

The Pedro Martinez NY Is My Daddy Abortion Center
2005-02-15 03:02:00 PM  
1 votes:
The Fleet "if you wanted to give the world an enema, this is where you'd stick the tube" Center.

/nah, too long.
2005-02-15 02:59:27 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com. Where the truth will set you free, or maybe just give you a good fap.

Fark.com Where one plus one equals three.
2005-02-15 02:58:48 PM  
1 votes:
The Barjockey Just Made Me Laugh Arena
2005-02-15 02:57:57 PM  
1 votes:
Teh Fap Shack
2005-02-15 02:57:47 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com - Duke Serves Up Crab Kickin Smackdowns Arena
2005-02-15 02:57:44 PM  
1 votes:
The...

This Arena Godwinned in 3...2...1... Arena?

The Great White Flamewar Arena?
2005-02-15 02:57:38 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com Arena for Beer and Boobies

or

Fark.com Beer, Boobies, & Balls Arena
2005-02-15 02:57:19 PM  
1 votes:
The Fleet Enema Center Presented by Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:56:19 PM  
1 votes:
FRED IS DEAD! FARK.COM
2005-02-15 02:56:18 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com presents - FREE BEER AT HALFTIME!
2005-02-15 02:55:46 PM  
1 votes:
Oh what the hell...there's been numerous suggestions for it -

Shut Up Barjockey You Cock Center

with teh voting
2005-02-15 02:54:34 PM  
1 votes:
piggybacking ontoons' "Fark International Airport"

"Universal (or some word beginning with U) Fark International Airport"

If we spell it out, nobody will ask what the acronym "UFIA" stands for and they won't figure it out until too late.
Bwahahaha
2005-02-15 02:54:30 PM  
1 votes:
fark.com Pointy Knees Arena
2005-02-15 02:52:39 PM  
1 votes:
Name it what you will, Drew, but make sure that there are Guinness beer towels offered to the first 1000 patrons...
2005-02-15 02:52:13 PM  
1 votes:
The Hugh Jass Billboard Factory
2005-02-15 02:51:54 PM  
1 votes:
"50 Cent beer day"

You don't have to tack on the word 'statium' do the end, do ya?
2005-02-15 02:51:46 PM  
1 votes:
Considering that Fleet is already a brand name of a widely available enema product...perhaps the current name simply needs to be embellished with some snazzy product placement images.

Think on it...you keep the name, get the joke and can resell the commercial angle to Fleet.

Win=win=win.
2005-02-15 02:51:45 PM  
1 votes:
Ladies and Gentlemen!! Your 2005 Boston Glass Dragons!!
2005-02-15 02:51:43 PM  
1 votes:
How about Rick Pitino repeat center?
Or Rick Pitino Big pimpin center.
Or Danny Ange got the team going in the right way.
Or Antwain Walker 3 point arena.
Just a thought
2005-02-15 02:51:22 PM  
1 votes:
The Schaefer/Sullivan/Foxboro/CMGI Memorial Stadium, presented by Fark.com
2005-02-15 02:51:18 PM  
1 votes:
Just to confuse people: The Forum
2005-02-15 02:48:51 PM  
1 votes:
Boston University Walken Center
Brought to you by Fark.com
"If it isn't Fark, then I don't know what the fark it is!"
2005-02-15 02:47:33 PM  
1 votes:
"the Fark.com 'I submitted this with a funnier name' Arena"
2005-02-15 02:47:23 PM  
1 votes:
farkity fark fark center
2005-02-15 02:46:58 PM  
1 votes:
perhaps the Fark.com Hot Cocoa Sampler Center?
2005-02-15 02:45:39 PM  
1 votes:
Sellout Stadium
FARK(Fleet Asshats Realizing Karma).com
2005-02-15 02:44:42 PM  
1 votes:
Fark.com Center for Homosexual Studies
 
Displayed 561 of 561 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report