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( Boobies Smokin' hot, tatooed Latina Natalia Cruze (not safe for work)   ( divider line 221
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2005-02-15 12:21:33 PM  
we're gonna need some sandpaper to remove that tattoo, STAT!
2005-02-15 12:24:43 PM  
Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me
I got it for you
So now do you want me
With nothing to prove
Will you be my honey, oh yeah
In you I confide
Red dragon tattoo
I'm fit to be dyed
Am I fit to have you

/would hit it.
2005-02-15 12:28:47 PM  
She was on howard stern. From Vancouver, raped 5 times .
2005-02-15 05:21:18 PM  
Would I hit it? Yup.

Is she even worthy of being on Newsfilter? Nope.
2005-02-15 05:21:50 PM  
Meh, no beav shot, and barely some boobage. She can do better than that.

/Still fapping anyway.
2005-02-15 05:23:33 PM  
2005-02-15 05:23:45 PM  
2 Boobies links in a row and 3 in one day? (even though SFW sucks)

Hell hast frozen over.
2005-02-16 01:42:36 AM  
2005-02-16 05:21:01 PM  
This was put on the main page yesterday and then removed before I could even comment. So now it's here again.

That's a lot of ink.
2005-02-16 05:22:24 PM  
Give me Masuimi Max anyday.
2005-02-16 05:22:45 PM  
Not a fan of the tats, and something is wrong with her nose. Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it, but she rates about seven beers.
2005-02-16 05:22:46 PM  
I'd name an arena after it.
2005-02-16 05:22:54 PM  
Anyone see that SNL skit about what happens to ladies when they get old and their tatoos start to warp?

/Too lazy to find a pic.
2005-02-16 05:23:22 PM  

George W-

She got raped on the Howard Stern show? No wonder he got dropped from all those stations.

2005-02-16 05:25:08 PM  
FARKED. Oh well, google works.
2005-02-16 05:25:56 PM  
What does "teh suxx0rz" mean?
2005-02-16 05:26:13 PM  
No she had been raped 5 different times by white guys so she only dates black men now, that is what she said on the Howard Stern show.
2005-02-16 05:27:17 PM  
already farked.
Mirror anyone?
2005-02-16 05:28:49 PM  
She's got more ink than an octopus at a calligraphy convention!

2005-02-16 05:29:02 PM  
I know you lamers always have something to say about every boobie link but I declare anyone who finds fault with this chick (except for the pussies who can't handle the tatooes) is teh ghey.

Yeah, she could have shown more.
2005-02-16 05:30:41 PM  
How 'bout less ink and
MORE (.Y.)
2005-02-16 05:31:22 PM  
Tattoo says "souzou suru," Japanese for "to imagine."
2005-02-16 05:32:42 PM  
Tattoo says "souzou suru", Japanese for "good lord you know you want this"
2005-02-16 05:33:01 PM  
Put a bag over her head and I'd do her.
2005-02-16 05:33:04 PM  
I am normally not one to complain about Boobies, but she is just a plain ass barrio biatch.

Substitute Hot Latina(NSFW)
2005-02-16 05:33:49 PM  
Tattoos make women look used up. End of story.
2005-02-16 05:34:21 PM  
The much dreaded lower back tattoo.
2005-02-16 05:34:24 PM  
Too bad about those tats, but the boobies are nice. I would, as they say here on FARK:

[image from too old to be available]
2005-02-16 05:34:52 PM  
So THIS is where that link went.

Tattoos are terrible.
2005-02-16 05:35:04 PM  
Madre de Dios!
2005-02-16 05:37:38 PM  
Sorry, the words "Smokin' hot" and "tatooed" are mutually exclusive in my book.

Looks rode hard and put away wet.

Prolly still hit it.
2005-02-16 05:38:12 PM  
Strangely, 95% of the Boobies links that are described as "smokin' hot" (about 30%, I guess) don't do much for me.

Either I'm genetically disinclined to smokin' hotness, or I know my limitations too well to even fantasize.
2005-02-16 05:39:42 PM  
Smoking body, but the tattoos are teh sux0r.

In a dark room, I'd wear a hole through her, though.
2005-02-16 05:40:08 PM  
So why was the "Latina" distinction made? Fugly is fugly no matter how you slice it.
2005-02-16 05:40:58 PM  

nicely done, first thing i thought about too. now that damn song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
2005-02-16 05:42:06 PM  
I've come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than saying LOL and ROFL and OMG and those abbreviations is use of the word "prolly"

that being said "OMG, she is SO hot! I'd prolly hit it, !!11!!1"
2005-02-16 05:42:53 PM  
I don't know what seems to be turning everyone off with the tattoos. I'd still hit it like it was my God-given duty.
2005-02-16 05:44:18 PM  
This girl is smokin. Ive known about her for a while. One of the hottest biatches on the net for sure.
2005-02-16 05:45:25 PM  
I love women with tattoos
2005-02-16 05:45:52 PM  
I'd tap that ass like Riverdance.
2005-02-16 05:47:30 PM  
People who can't get it up because of tattoos are lame.


Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.

[image from too old to be available]

Lame lame.


But don't worry. I'm sure there's plenty of Donna Reed porn out there for you vanilla types.

/no tattoos on me, though
2005-02-16 05:47:35 PM  
Raped by 5 white guys eh? Well Im sure appearing on the Howard Stern show and posing nude will help her find that special someone.

/is white
//would rape it
///I keed I keed
////would hit it though after she says "yes"
/////who am I kidding though
2005-02-16 05:50:27 PM  

Good god DAMN, that's lame.

"You're how old?"
"And you still wear a bow tie?"
2005-02-16 05:50:40 PM  
Es una puta del barrio. Es mas puta que las gallinas.

"Badges, we don't no stinkin' badges, muchachos vamonos."
2005-02-16 05:50:43 PM  
what a stupid, stupid link, how did it make it to the main page?

2005-02-16 05:51:27 PM  

"But don't worry. I'm sure there's plenty of Donna Reed porn out there for you vanilla types."

2005-02-16 05:52:52 PM  
Raped by 5 crackers at once or has she been raped five times by five different honkies?
2005-02-16 05:54:13 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
Thank you mr imageshack!
2005-02-16 05:55:47 PM  
Not a fan of tatoos on women, really wouldn't want to date a women with a tatoo. But I would still hit it though.
2005-02-16 05:57:39 PM  

Ive known about her for a while.

That makes her your girlfriend, doesn't it?
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