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(NCBuy)   Lindsay Lohan doll available in stores soon, but only after manufacturer finds method to extend shelf life beyond three months   ( ) divider line
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13440 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Feb 2005 at 12:12 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-02-15 10:14:57 AM  
It's full of fondle fun!!!
2005-02-15 10:37:16 AM  
Fantasise about her all you like, but I still remember her from the modern version of The Parent Trap and therefore she is too young for me.
2005-02-15 10:47:19 AM  
Fun For 15 Minutes!!!

/currently 13 min 50 secs
2005-02-15 10:50:36 AM  
Special edition purse with vial of coke, pack of Marlboro's and economy pack of Trojan's sold seperately.
2005-02-15 10:51:53 AM  
Anybody read the magazine "Stuff"?

Some model in there basically outs Lindsay Lohan as a big coke fiend. Said she "spends a lot of time in bar bathrooms with her credit card, who knows what she's doing in there?"

I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she's got a phone sex addiction.
2005-02-15 10:57:34 AM  
For some reason that wasn't quite the type of doll that I was thinking of...
2005-02-15 12:13:14 PM  

I was hoping for a Lindsey Lohan Real Doll also. I'm not sure how well that would go over with the people that pay her to be in kiddie movies though. I suppose we will have to wait a little longer.
2005-02-15 12:16:01 PM  
Chastain86 you would think that hanging out with Tara Reid would only make increase her moral fiber.
2005-02-15 12:16:21 PM  
Lindsay Lohan is a Nation Treasure - she is our Princess Di.

Lay off her.
2005-02-15 12:17:09 PM  
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2005-02-15 12:18:55 PM  
My girlfriend knows I have a crush on Lindsey Lohan. She doesn't care, but she DOES gets annoyed when we're at a video store and I find a copy of The Parent Trap and say, "damn, she's so hot."
2005-02-15 12:19:04 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks this girl is worthless and deserving of a swift kick to the face? When or why is she famous????

/not gay...just hates her.
2005-02-15 12:19:18 PM  
Does the doll come with 3 farkable orifices?
2005-02-15 12:21:28 PM  
Not life size? What's the point?
2005-02-15 12:22:25 PM  
Does it come with the drunk ass dad or is it sold seperately?

BTW Farker Lewis That was a great show
2005-02-15 12:22:56 PM  
"The doll is dressed in full red-carpet splendor"

Did anyone else read that wrong the first time?
2005-02-15 12:23:18 PM  
sean007, 6 actually the eyes are detachable.

/window seat please.
2005-02-15 12:23:29 PM  
Pump to inflate fake boobies comes separately.
2005-02-15 12:24:03 PM  
therecksays: drunk ass dad

...great band name
2005-02-15 12:24:05 PM  
god damn that was suppose to be a 5, damn fingers hitting the wrong key.
2005-02-15 12:26:54 PM  
Unless the doll is inflatable, who cares?
2005-02-15 12:28:24 PM  
When will the real doll version be released?
2005-02-15 12:28:46 PM  
Phalange Fantasise about her all you like, but I still remember her from the modern version of The Parent Trap and therefore she is too young for me.

Allow me to introduce you to the star of Disney's The Journey of Natty Gann (1985). She's all grown up, too.

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Meredith Salenger
2005-02-15 12:28:53 PM  
WTF is with the people thinking about her as the girl from parent trap so you wouldn't fark her now. Have you never had a girlfriend you saw pictures of her as a kid? Same farking thing.
Think about now, and the big ass titties.
2005-02-15 12:29:39 PM  

//wishes she would disappear already
2005-02-15 12:30:35 PM  
How many 3 1/2 inch deep holes does it have
2005-02-15 12:33:24 PM  
Already got one, and it's already been sodomized.
2005-02-15 12:34:36 PM  
Just remember, she's a Farker, and is probably closing this web page in disgust..
2005-02-15 12:34:56 PM  
I am pretty sure that you could get a real doll that SORTA looked like her. The damn thing cost 6K am pretty sure they would do some customized on the darn thing for ya
2005-02-15 12:35:33 PM  

2005-02-15 12:36:31 PM  
That is _so_ unfunny submitter
2005-02-15 12:37:28 PM  
Just remember, she's a Farker, and is probably closing this web page in disgust..

Lindsay, if you're on here, do Playboy already!!!
2005-02-15 12:43:03 PM  
Sure she's a farker,
I am sure lots of famous people are farkers...
like Wil Wheaton geez... props Wil
2005-02-15 12:45:45 PM  
I could get it to do girl-girl with the Ann Coulter doll.

That's not funny, that's sick.
2005-02-15 12:46:12 PM  
So where's the button to inflate her boobs?

/Reebok Pumps
2005-02-15 12:46:59 PM  
Now 100% synthetic!
up from say ..12%
2005-02-15 12:47:12 PM  
Big props to Wil

Somebody with her name already posted here. I find it a little coincidental that she shows up right after someone mentions that she might be here.

If that really is her- Hi Lindsay, can I get a free doll?

/oh, and when are you doing playboy?
2005-02-15 12:49:43 PM  
as a totally straight female I always thought lindsey lohan was farkin hot but then when I saw that picture where her nipple was popping out of her shirt. I was kinda grossed out, I'm all for ya know nipple biting and what not, but it looked like a lamprey attached it's self to her.
Still one of the very few hot celeb red heads (sorry, cynthis nixon)
2005-02-15 12:49:44 PM  
Hey, it wasn't me, I just remembered her from the last Lohan thread on Fark. As I recall, the remarks were pretty crude then, too.
2005-02-15 12:52:11 PM  
Wake me up when they build the Cherry 2000 version.
2005-02-15 12:58:56 PM  
I like Lindsay Lohan.

I like rap songs about her boobs even more....
2005-02-15 01:01:19 PM  
2005-02-15 12:52:11 PM GodsRightHandGimp

"Wake me up when they build the Cherry 2000 version."

Wicked Kewl movie.

Stop bashing the Lohan Twins. You all know that you would hit that shiat if it was all coked up and passed out on the washroom floor of your favorite pub's mens room. My girl says she wants some big ol fake titties after our next kid and what do you think that I said when she told me that? I'll give you a wasn't "ewww, fake boobs are gross."
2005-02-15 01:02:07 PM  
Herbie: Fully Loaded

Jeez, porn already?
2005-02-15 01:03:05 PM  
/Lindsey Lohan....she got some big ass titties
//hally berry....she got some big ass titties
///Angelina Jolie.....has got some big ass titties

anyone know what Lindsey's Fark Handle is?
2005-02-15 01:08:39 PM  
Is it just me or do her arms in the article photo look absolutely skeletal?!​up.htm?s in=D888UVPG1
2005-02-15 01:09:25 PM  
bin_smokin: Scroll up a bit
2005-02-15 01:12:17 PM  
How long do the batteries last?
2005-02-15 01:13:56 PM  
Life size?
2005-02-15 01:14:24 PM  
Funny rap song

LL got some BAT
2005-02-15 01:15:23 PM  
L.L. had a nipple popping out of her shirt? Must've missed that.
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