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(SBB)   Sign of the apocalypse: NASCAR driver to promote Drakkar   ( divider line
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3427 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2002 at 3:05 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-14 03:13:06 PM  
they still sell that shiat? it reminds me of a sleazy italian sweating at a dance club with his shirt open exposing chest hair and a gold chain.

I got this cologne last night - ZIRH
GODDAMN it smells good. It makes me want to touch myself.
2002-03-14 03:15:19 PM  
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2002-03-14 03:16:46 PM  
Still have my bottle of Drakkar from high school. It's kept very well for being 15 years old.
2002-03-14 03:26:16 PM  
so... the moral of the story is that drakkar is for hicks, next! (chicken necks?)
2002-03-14 03:26:20 PM  
Shouldn't be too surprising...NASCAR gets better ratings these days than even pro football.

I'm a Dale Jr. fan, but I won't be buying that crap. I'll drink a Bud every now and then though...

NASCAR. It's not just for rednecks anymore.
2002-03-14 06:04:08 PM
2002-03-14 06:06:13 PM  
I'm sure Rhiannon meant
lamest. sport. ever.
2002-03-14 06:25:03 PM  
Clarkins: I too have a 15 year old bottle of Drakkar
2002-03-14 06:26:44 PM  
Sign of the apocalypse - NASCAR.
2002-03-14 06:27:45 PM  
Drakkar is almost as bad as Aramis.
2002-03-14 06:31:01 PM  
Ech.... Aramis...

Still got a bottle sitting around. Used it once. Learned my lesson the hard way. My friend laughed at me.

(sob sob)

Never tried Drakkar, tho. Thank God.
2002-03-14 06:39:52 PM  
so whats the big deal if some guy gets paid for doing that. Hell I would sponcer it. Smells kinda good.
2002-03-14 06:52:11 PM  
Grey Flannel!!!!

Oh yeah, gots to cuver up da fowl smellin' pig slop odah beforin' we gets to the races.
2002-03-14 06:54:36 PM  
Well, it does have "kar" in it.
2002-03-14 07:07:24 PM  
All cologne is dreck. Cologne was created to cover BO.

And it gives me a rash.
2002-03-14 07:08:27 PM  
Then again...B.O....NASCAR...bullseye!
2002-03-14 07:10:18 PM  
Ok, Aramis is the worst. But Drakkar, like Frampton Comes Alive, was issued to every highschool male in VT. I thought I'd outgrown the days of smelling that on every neck I passed. What's next? The Luv's Baby Soft mobile for ladies??
2002-03-14 07:17:06 PM  
Der_jackal, that is Hai Karate. What we really need is Sam Malone's special cologne. It had Hai Karate, Old Spice, some mix.
2002-03-14 07:51:00 PM  
The link was worth it just for this...
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2002-03-14 07:53:40 PM  
And this somewhat scary one...
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2002-03-14 08:19:23 PM  
What album did radio more effectively ruin from overplaying?

a) Boston
b) Frampton Comes Alive
2002-03-14 08:33:30 PM  

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2002-03-14 08:58:02 PM  
Adrock"it reminds me of a sleazy italian sweating at a dance club with his shirt open exposing chest hair and a gold chain."

You say that like it's a bad thing.

2002-03-14 09:02:25 PM  
You people need to wake the fark up and get your heads outta yer asses!Nascar is the biggest sport in America.You might get 50,60 thousand in the stands at a football,baseball,basketball or hockey game.The CocaCola 600 draws 200,000+.The Daytona 500 draws 250,000+ people in the stands.Nascar has no strikes. If these guys want to make more money,they race for it!
2002-03-14 09:20:03 PM  
NASCAR: The Official Sport of AOLers
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-14 10:23:10 PM  
I agree. Dale Sr. wouldn't endorse the product, but he would have endorsed them girls!!! How I envy Dale Jr. sometimes.
2002-03-14 10:35:55 PM  
*cough* HICK *cough*

"...them girls..."

i dont care what you say, rusty, NASCAR still sucks my wang. sorry, its just the truth.
2002-03-14 10:56:12 PM  

Dale Earnhardt Jr. sponsored by L'Oreal:


2002-03-14 11:39:08 PM  
Rusty2, I take it you are a fan of the Penske cars.
Good choice, I like those guys. Newman is good (I agree
w/the comparisons to a young Cale Yarbrough), and Rusty
himself is like the Mozart of short track racing.

The race in a few weeks at Texas will draw close to
250,000 people. It's not as rednecky a sport as people
seem to draw it out to be.
2002-03-15 01:42:03 AM  
That cologne does smell like piss however. Cool Water is the lady killer. Chicks dig the Cool Water.
Junior is the coolest sonofabiatch to ever race a damn car. Don't believe me????
check out his rules for throwin a party​ ml
2002-03-15 02:25:30 AM  
Chobicus: lmao, I once sprayed an entire bottle in a friends house as a joke. Ohh man, that stuff was sick.
2002-03-15 02:34:07 AM  
How much perfume do chicks put on? Every time a hot girl walks by me, I am smelling her for half an hour. In a good way. Perverts.
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