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(Aftenposten.no)   Man banned from health club for 'burping and moaning'   (aftenposten.no) divider line 45
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2002-03-14 11:38:48 AM
*insert witty comment here*
 
2002-03-14 11:39:04 AM
And he was caught urinating in the shower
 
2002-03-14 11:39:12 AM
Good. Get the guy that farts in the free weight room of my gym next.
 
2002-03-14 11:40:28 AM
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!


(sorry)
 
2002-03-14 11:42:37 AM
provocative moaning?
 
2002-03-14 11:43:01 AM
Do you all think this may have been George?
 
2002-03-14 11:43:09 AM
Costanza!! (hi soupgoblin)
 
2002-03-14 11:43:22 AM
Shank: As long as they're silent, no one can prove it was me!
 
2002-03-14 11:44:19 AM

"I vas framed!"
 
2002-03-14 11:44:43 AM
The last straw was when he would give noogies to people on the treadmills.
 
2002-03-14 11:47:26 AM
Yo, Fenester. What's up?

He also didn't wipe the sweat off of the bench after he used it.
 
2002-03-14 11:48:00 AM
Was he moaning and then burping or...

never mind, I don't want to know!
 
2002-03-14 11:48:19 AM
It's strange how something like that can be so totally unnerving, but it really can be.
 
2002-03-14 11:51:57 AM
hey, hate to be off topic, but did you see that 4 out of 6 people got $1.00 on the big wheel on The Price is Right.
 
2002-03-14 11:52:38 AM
The Price is Right is rigged man!
 
2002-03-14 11:54:32 AM
I make it a point when working out to make unusually load wheezing noises and shout out the phrase
ohh yea! when finishing a set. The other patrons don't seem to mind but they complain about my half-shirt and spandex shorts. some people....
 
2002-03-14 11:54:39 AM
I'll bet if it was a woman moaning there wouldn't have been any complaints.
 
2002-03-14 11:56:11 AM
Can't the gym refuse "service" to anyone for any reason? Don't businesses still have that right? Personally I hate when people make wierd noises at the gym. That's why I wear headphones.
 
2002-03-14 11:56:43 AM
35 more FREE hints to keep in mind at the gym:
http://www.trainerbryan.com/files/Gym_Etiquette4.htm
 
2002-03-14 11:56:46 AM
Were they burping and moaning when they spun the big wheel?
 
2002-03-14 11:57:27 AM
 
2002-03-14 12:02:32 PM
damn... and where is that photo of the weight lifter pissing as she lifts those weights... do those people get to keep their memberships?
 
2002-03-14 12:17:57 PM
Anyone know an open group and password for the ESPN NCAA BB thingy?
 
2002-03-14 12:18:16 PM
I've got a few people I wouldn't mind seeing hitting the curb at my gym.

People that interrupt my sets w/o asking if they can work in really bug me. Standing next to some equipment with my towel on it for crying out loud and someone just walks up and sits down. "mind if I work in?" is the required phrase.

But people buy SUV's too; common courtesy is dying.
 
2002-03-14 12:21:01 PM
hahaha what a pairing, burping and moaning
 
2002-03-14 12:22:46 PM
I like the way people will drive around in the Gold's Gym parking lot for 20 minutes to find a place in front of the door.
 
2002-03-14 12:32:37 PM
he was caught moaning and riding the excercise bike (with the seat taken off)
 
2002-03-14 12:35:58 PM
 
2002-03-14 12:40:44 PM
They can also ban anyone who urges another guy lifting weights with:

Give me one more and we can hit the showers!
 
2002-03-14 12:43:36 PM
Whew...had to read that one to make sure it wasn't about me...
 
2002-03-14 12:50:30 PM
Are Glory Holes still allowed???
 
2002-03-14 12:54:31 PM
I'm sure it was my roommate. Ever live with someone that releases "orgasmic sighs" after eating a meal?

*strokes action on handgun*
 
2002-03-14 12:59:35 PM
It's a GYM!!

People go there to sweat and grunt with occasional creaks and snaps. And guess what? Sometimes when you work on your abs, you release gas.

Aparantly the people complaining are there for other reasons.
 
2002-03-14 01:02:40 PM
Damn French!
 
2002-03-14 01:19:19 PM
"I've been so badly treated by The Sports Bar that I will never train there again," Hansen said.... with a heavy sigh.
 
2002-03-14 01:32:36 PM
Q: How many body builders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in, and two to stand around and shout "DUDE YOUR HUGE"!
 
2002-03-14 01:33:42 PM
slow news day, eh?
 
2002-03-14 01:39:29 PM
I think I will stick to my 12oz curls.
 
2002-03-14 01:50:18 PM
yep
 
2002-03-14 02:08:06 PM
It's really annoying. I'm glad they got that bum out of there.
 
2002-03-14 02:09:15 PM
Maybe they could get the Chinese guy that treats the lap pool at my gym as his own personal bathtub. I was doing laps last week and this Chinese dude hops out of the hot tub and jumps right into my lane.

Next, he decides to go underwater. I had my goggles on and I decided to see what the hell he was doing. He had both of his hands down his pants washing his freakin 'nads like someone would use an old washboard. After that, he decided that he would start washing his armpits.

I know that the chlorine in the pool would have taken care of anything. But still. Not only did he force me to stop doing laps because he was in the middle of my lane, he had to wash his hairy beanbag too!

Needless to say, I left the pool, got dressed, hopped on my Valkyrie and rode home.
 
2002-03-14 02:19:51 PM
A harley rider woulda stopped him. :)
 
2002-03-14 02:22:31 PM
Just kiddin, VegasShawn! I'm a Royal Star rider myself.
 
2002-03-14 02:29:29 PM
Nah, a Harley rider wouldn't be doing laps in a 'health club'. Well, he wouldn't be taking a bath either..lol
 
2002-03-14 08:56:15 PM
Hey now, who knows- maybe a little provocative moaning could add a little something to a workout!
 
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