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(The Smoking Gun)   Ms. Cleo's birth certificate. Not surprisingly she's not Jamacian   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 65
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2002-03-14 11:20:49 AM  
WHAT?!?!?!?!
 
2002-03-14 11:21:44 AM  
d'ya think?
 
2002-03-14 11:21:48 AM  
I could have predicted someone would come up with this.

I predict there will be a lot of comments about this being a repeat.
 
2002-03-14 11:21:51 AM  
I predicted this.
 
2002-03-14 11:22:17 AM  
I knew that. I don't know how. I just had a feeling, a "vision" if you will.
 
2002-03-14 11:22:18 AM  
I meant to say, I predicted Clarkins prediction 3 seconds before mine.
 
2002-03-14 11:22:28 AM  
I see litigation in your future....
 
2002-03-14 11:22:53 AM  
Oh here it is...
I wonder if she predicted this would happen
 
2002-03-14 11:23:01 AM  
Ya man
 
2002-03-14 11:23:12 AM  
And all this time I thought she was Black Irish.
 
2002-03-14 11:23:21 AM  
The last article tasted like chicken Weird. Anyways, fry this skank ho. She's as bad as Jerry Fallwell and all those other brainwashing pan handlers.
 
2002-03-14 11:23:29 AM  
The Mayans predicted this centuries ago
 
2002-03-14 11:24:17 AM  
Damn you Mayans, damn you!
 
2002-03-14 11:25:10 AM  
Please don't squeeze the shaman
 
2002-03-14 11:25:33 AM  
Not that I don't think she's sleazy, but if people want to pay her $5 buck a minute, why should the government say she can't collect?
 
2002-03-14 11:26:07 AM  
And, to boot, the parents of Miss Cleo--whose real name is Youree Dell Harris--don't come from Jamaica either

Dude, you're gettin' a Dell... Call me now!
-Miss Cleo
 
2002-03-14 11:26:13 AM  
i already know dis... how? DA GOAT OF SATURN TELLS ME!
 
2002-03-14 11:26:29 AM  
And I'll bet you she's not even psychic, either.
 
2002-03-14 11:27:30 AM  
The only thing funnier than stupid people being seperated from their money is how the government constantly tries to prevent it, and always fails.
 
2002-03-14 11:29:05 AM  
I am not a racist but why is it funny to see the word Negro?

-Rabb
 
2002-03-14 11:30:25 AM  
Sorry thing is, nobody I know admits to calling people like Ms. Cleo.
Someone must be calling.
Is it you?
 
2002-03-14 11:30:25 AM  
Maybe not Jamaican, but definitely on the 'ganja' pipe...
 
2002-03-14 11:33:28 AM  
I know a guy who left his wife because she racked up a ton of psychic hotline fees.
 
2002-03-14 11:33:50 AM  
I'm sorry but I don't know why they are beating up on Miss Cleo. I never for a minute believed that

A) she was a psychic
b) she was jamaican

I knew that she was an actress and spokesperson---like Dionne Warwick or somebody like that.

I don't know why they are getting all pissy at her with their "You're not really a psychic!" Duh! It feels like the government is crying Shenanigans and that doesn't seem legal. I think being a moron is protected in the constitution.
 
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2002-03-14 11:35:13 AM  
I don't get it. So which Wayan's brother is she supposed to be?
 
2002-03-14 11:36:06 AM  
She's a Valley Girl! Like duh!
 
2002-03-14 11:39:43 AM  
If she's so phychic, she should call my house as I click past her commercial and say "Don't change that channel mon, you be makin' a big mistake, y'know !"
 
2002-03-14 11:45:58 AM  
Now who do I use for a Psychic friend?
 
2002-03-14 11:46:05 AM  
the bad thing is that someone WORSE is gonna show up sooner or later.....
 
2002-03-14 11:56:32 AM  
When I saw Whoopi at the Apollo last year she said,"Mrs. Cleo has a worse fake jamaican accent than mine. And I know because I'm the queen of fake jamaican accents."
 
2002-03-14 12:00:13 PM  
im growing very suspicious of this woman...
 
2002-03-14 12:00:14 PM  
All this time I thought she was from Brooklyn. Anyway, TSG is amazing!
 
2002-03-14 12:00:30 PM  
Jah mon... Miss Cleo is a beautiful thing...

Legalize it. Don't critcize it.
 
2002-03-14 12:00:41 PM  
im growing very suspicious of this woman...
 
2002-03-14 12:01:39 PM  
im growing very suspicious about my stupidity too.
 
2002-03-14 12:02:17 PM  

Isn't the Attorney General of Florida Catherine Harris or am I not recalling correctly? She's leading the charge against revealing the truth about Cleo, presumably a good thing, and doesn't even get her name mentioned, but when she was trying to verify electors for Florida in the wacko 2000 election she was portrayed as evil personified. Isn't it odd, when Republicans are doing something people don't like they're mentioned by name so we can point the finger at them, but when they are doing something presumably good like trying to uncover a scam that has actually harmed people, their names aren't mentioned...hmmm.


Of course, there is the possibility that I'm wrong and Florida's Attorney General is somebody else. That's probably what the case would be with my luck.

 
2002-03-14 12:06:28 PM  
Into the windshield with her...
 
2002-03-14 12:10:30 PM  
Crazy Girl:
There coming down on her because some people are mislead about her. They believe she has psychic powers, and that she is from Jamaica. Also the commercials claim you speak with Miss Cleo, but you don't. You speak to someone else. Plus the free minutes they advertise are just a little time for them to get info on you. It's a big scam for stupid people. Unfortunatly there are a lot of stupid people.
 
2002-03-14 12:14:07 PM  
Enduroman1

you can go ahead and join me in the stupid bin... katherine harris is the secretary of state of florida. dunno who the attorney general is.
 
2002-03-14 12:15:00 PM  
I feel sooooo disallusioned right about now..
 
2002-03-14 12:15:34 PM  
I think the attorney general is still Bob Butterworth.

I thought Katherine Harris was made ambassador to Chad.
 
2002-03-14 12:15:38 PM  
Nostradamus predicted this too...he also predicted that the Mayans had predicted it before his predictions. And what is with Americans' predilection for being so gullible? To follow up with Jayhawk88, the government can't prevent our being stupid. It's a constitutional right. Really. Article II, the part about the electoral college. The Supreme Court has expanded that right to allow people to be idiotic in EVERY aspect of life, not just presidential elections.
 
2002-03-14 12:15:53 PM  
Enduroman1: She was the FL Secretary of State, not the AG.
 
2002-03-14 12:19:37 PM  
i think how people spend their money is their own business. but stupid people should be tested before they are allowed to call cleo.... i know of a girl.. she called a psychic hotline. The psychic cleo or not., told this girl that she was going to get pregnant.... This girl being very dim... decided that if she was going to get pregnant anyways she might as well stop taking her birth control pills.. well you can guess what happend. and now this stupid girl really believes in psychic powers...we all laugh at cleo now. but she is just gaining strength she almost has enough bad publicity to run for public office... kind of a scary thought. Congressmen Cleo

enduroman1... the differnce between verifying electors for an election in which you are totally bias.. with results effecting the entire world and trying to stop a phone scam that only effects the idot population that are supporting the telescam... are worlds apart.... But i believe you are right about Catherine Harris being Attorney General... she is at least trying to get that job. my guess there is, Harris is trying to take Cleo down because she predicted Al Gore was going to win the state of Flordia.
 
2002-03-14 12:21:00 PM  
ever notice how there was always weed smoke floating around in her commercials?
 
2002-03-14 12:23:12 PM  
The studio that the company hires to shoot the Miss Cleo and the other psychics will be closing soon. The studio isn't owned by the company just rented out. But don't frett, although Miss Cleo likes the spirts in that studio, another studio could be used just the same.
 
2002-03-14 12:27:27 PM  
I wouldn't fark Miss. Cleo with a stolen dick!
 
2002-03-14 12:28:57 PM  
The network does not release its sales figures, but a study by the New York State Consumer Protection Board reported that their business brings in as much as $400 million annually.
HOLY shiat!!!!! Ms Cleo has got a great thing going
 
2002-03-14 12:32:04 PM  
"If I was not Jamaican, why would I be wearing this hat? hmm?" - Half Baked
 
2002-03-14 12:32:46 PM  
Ms Cleo has got a great thing going

She sees very little of that. She WORKS for two guys who see that $400 million. Everybody keeps saying "Miss Cleo" but she is an employee, not an owner.
 
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