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(This is London.com)   Scientists develop arousal aerosol for women. Rivals set to develop headache aerosol   (thisislondon.co.uk) divider line 198
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2005-02-11 09:14:13 AM
Raising testosterone levels too high could cause beard growth, hair loss, greasy skin and acne, he added.

I think he forgot the dreaded "clenis."
 
2005-02-11 09:46:11 AM
"Arousal aerosol"...try saying that 10 times fast.
 
2005-02-11 10:25:34 AM
nothing good can come of this
 
2005-02-11 10:25:45 AM
She's horny, but she's hairy.

Everything has consequences. Think REAAAL hard.
 
2005-02-11 10:25:59 AM
Is this something you could just fog a whole room with?

/Just asking
 
2005-02-11 10:26:24 AM
Okay, I'm done thinking.

I'll take a case of this stuff.
 
2005-02-11 10:26:29 AM
I'm sure there are some stupid aerosols with something to say about this.
 
2005-02-11 10:26:40 AM
Now I just need a stealth sprayer, maybe something I can hide up my sleeve. . . .

mwahhhh haaaa haaaaaa
 
2005-02-11 10:27:08 AM
So, it's basically the smell of a shoe store in an aerosol?
 
2005-02-11 10:27:19 AM
mekkab: She's horny, but she's hairy.

Everything has consequences. Think REAAAL hard.



REAAAL Hard. Kinky
 
2005-02-11 10:27:23 AM
Hair can be shaved or something. Horny is the important part here. Stay focussed.
 
2005-02-11 10:28:27 AM
I'm still waiting for aerosol "biatch-Away."
 
2005-02-11 10:28:33 AM
Red rocket, red rocket, red rocket
 
2005-02-11 10:28:53 AM
aerosolized ruhipnol? sweet
 
2005-02-11 10:28:55 AM
Smells like the inisde of a (fake)Louis Vitton bag
 
2005-02-11 10:29:15 AM
boohiss: So, it's basically the smell of a shoe store in an aerosol?

They also mixed it with the smell of a rich guy in a Corvette.
 
2005-02-11 10:29:39 AM
*Resurrects ancient Swedish pharmacy gag (don't forget to do the accent):


"Good afternoon. I would like to buy some deodorant."

"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"

"Neither. I need it for my armpit."
 
2005-02-11 10:29:40 AM
would this work on me too?

 
2005-02-11 10:29:44 AM
Dream = Cologne that causes women to become irrisistably attracted to you.

Reality = Aerosol spray that will make women hairy, probably smells funky, and will be made illegal by the conservatives in government.
 
2005-02-11 10:31:23 AM
Prof Susan Davis, who led the research at Monash University, Australia, said: 'The spray is not just about sex.'It's about having a satisfying home and social life, and having happier relationships and communities all round.

Sounds like somebody could use a spritz.
 
2005-02-11 10:31:24 AM
Quick1

Dude, it looks you are George W. Bush playing the tuba in your profile picture.
 
2005-02-11 10:33:37 AM
This is not really anything new. Hormone imbalances can cause a loss of libido (in both men and women). If the problem is a low testosterone level, there are ways to take care of this, including topical gels (absorbed through the skin). That someone has taken the idea of these gels and put it in spray form may be new (I've never heard of it), but if so, it's the only news here.

However, as people have noted, taking hormones can be dangerous. Among the problems are hair-loss where you want hair, hair-growth where you don't want hair, acne, heart-attack/stroke, birth defects (if a pregnant women alters her hormone levels, her child may have defects), physical deformation (bone structure can actually change) and sterility. And there are others.
 
2005-02-11 10:33:43 AM
and will be made illegal by the conservatives in government.

Yeah, just like they've banned all the other sexual aid drugs...
 
2005-02-11 10:35:00 AM
What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
 
2005-02-11 10:36:30 AM

"Hey, wadn't me."
 
2005-02-11 10:37:59 AM

For the clean get away after the effects of the sex-spray wears off.
 
2005-02-11 10:38:32 AM
OK, now they have a way to arouse me... where is the aresol that sprays a man worth farking
 
2005-02-11 10:39:08 AM

For that clean get away after the effects of the sex-spray wears off.
 
2005-02-11 10:39:28 AM
They figured out how to put a BMW, 6 figure salary and swanky apartment in a spray can?
 
2005-02-11 10:40:04 AM
Mods. Sorry, delete the first two posts of the magical fart spray.
 
2005-02-11 10:41:09 AM
ok, so if i'm not in the mood, just spray me down like a dog with fleas and hope for the best?

um...no

next...
 
2005-02-11 10:41:35 AM
Do they make it in enema form?
 
2005-02-11 10:41:55 AM
Aerosol steroids?
/Major League Baseball records surrender
 
2005-02-11 10:42:58 AM
BooHiss

Pills for male sexual drive are good.

Female sexual aides cause HIV infection.

Just ask Bill Frist.

/Satire, Sarcasm, Humor, get with the program, people.
 
2005-02-11 10:43:26 AM
2005-02-11 10:35:00 AM Adman12


What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Very Nice, first laugh I've had all day.
 
2005-02-11 10:43:26 AM
2005-02-11 10:41:09 AM eyedvmtech

Damn, I got a bit outta hand with the fart spray...and murdered the joke. So just what would turn you on little lady?
 
2005-02-11 10:43:50 AM
mandimilf:

OK, now they have a way to arouse me... where is the aresol that sprays a man worth farking


Dude, you're asking for it now. Cue 100 Farkers clicking on your profile and/or saying "Fark me! Fark me! I'm fark-worthy!"
 
2005-02-11 10:43:55 AM
Is it called "Sex Panther"?


/smells like the inside of a fake leg!!
//I'm kinda a big deal
 
2005-02-11 10:44:16 AM
mandimilf

"cheap date spray"
"asshat spray"
"get a job spray"
"move out of your mom's house spray"

oh this could be very lucrative...
 
2005-02-11 10:45:04 AM
 
2005-02-11 10:45:31 AM
Civil War

Billy Idol
 
2005-02-11 10:47:00 AM
Combine this with Viagra and your party just entered a new zone!

:D
 
2005-02-11 10:47:09 AM
eyedvmtech

ok, so if i'm not in the mood, just spray me down like a dog with fleas and hope for the best?

um...no

next...


Oh, c'mon... it's only fair. The slightest visual stimulation does it for us! At least let us have our aromatic equivalent.
 
2005-02-11 10:47:12 AM
axlrose
Very Nice, first laugh I've had all day.

Ironically, having first seen the movie at age 13, it's probably the best advice I ever got on how to get some.


/It's basically the same advice that's in Lesbian Sex Secrets for Men.
 
2005-02-11 10:47:43 AM
 
2005-02-11 10:48:24 AM
Barry Bonds said he thought it was aerosol flax seed oil.
 
2005-02-11 10:48:27 AM
The eternal question: would you rather have a horny babe with a beard or an uninterested but smooth-faced woman? How are we to choose?
 
2005-02-11 10:49:13 AM


I've been using this to get my biatches all wild up.
 
2005-02-11 10:49:42 AM
sjordan

why do you assume visual stimulation wouldn't work for me?

if some guy is making a move, and i'm not interested, and he sprays me with something...

yeah, he would be seeing the business end of an ass whoopin
 
2005-02-11 10:50:07 AM
You can always make miniature doll clothes for her cl'tor's when it stands up and starts barking.
 
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