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(NCBuy)   Book says females grope strippers more than males. Fb- considering career change   (ncbuy.com) divider line 69
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2002-03-13 08:28:28 AM  
Tell me about it.
 
2002-03-13 08:29:32 AM  
Tell Fb- more about that gay club thing in the last paragraph...
 
2002-03-13 08:32:18 AM  
DAMMIT! Yet another poor career choice!
 
2002-03-13 08:32:21 AM  
because they're allowed to
 
2002-03-13 08:32:37 AM  
Yeah, men are pigs, aren't we?
 
bug
2002-03-13 08:33:05 AM  
i like to fondle tangelos
 
2002-03-13 08:36:03 AM  
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Women are wilder than men.
 
fb-
2002-03-13 08:36:58 AM  
No fruits are gonna lay their hands on my snake and marble collection.
 
2002-03-13 08:37:34 AM  
at the male reviews i've been too, the men have been the instigators of much of the "fondling" and have done their share of "fondling" the customers... not that i am complaining.
 
2002-03-13 08:40:28 AM  
That's because if you touch a female stripper, the bouncers will tear you a new asshole right before the cops haul you off for a generous list of crimes. Kinda like if a male teacher touches a student, his life is ruined but it's ok for a female teacher to rape their students.
 
2002-03-13 08:41:18 AM  
yeah, I can see this. Women are much less likely to be aroused by visual means alone, so I guess maybe that is just there way of "connecting".

But I really wouldn't know.;-)
 
2002-03-13 08:44:44 AM  
"That's because if you touch a female stripper, the bouncers will tear you a new asshole"

Yup!

 
2002-03-13 08:50:14 AM  
It's because girls become incontrollable psychotic biatches at the very idea of a man's wang.

Well, not just at that, I mean, at most things, obviously.
 
fb-
2002-03-13 08:52:02 AM  
biatches are just all possessive, nutty, cock hungry sluts.

Case closed.
 
2002-03-13 08:54:12 AM  
Sounds like a pretty interesting book. To sum it up, men tend to be a better audience for strippers because they tip better and they're not as grabby. I wonder if female strippers experience the same problems with a female audience?
 
2002-03-13 09:08:06 AM  
Fb seems not to be getting any.

Why am I not surprised?
 
2002-03-13 09:09:20 AM  
that is some funny shiat Goatman...
 
fb-
2002-03-13 09:11:58 AM  
Harmonia,

On the contrary. That's why I know they are all possessive, nutty, cock hungry sluts.
 
2002-03-13 09:12:15 AM  
In addition, ladies are bad tippers and very picky, wanting strippers with perfect rhythm AND a perfect bod.

Is nothing good enough for you women?? Must you always demand perfection?!?
 
2002-03-13 09:12:16 AM  
Classic Double standard....I could have told you that from one episode of "The Phil Donahue Show".
 
2002-03-13 09:12:58 AM  
Its because women strippers are there for the money.

The guy strippers are there for the p***y, and the money is okay too. Even if the woman looks like a man, is the stripper guy going to object to a touch? no way. He just does a little flirt and works his way over to the sorrority girls.
 
2002-03-13 09:14:23 AM  
this is nothing new, women are 110 times worse then men at strip clubs, it does't matter if they're watching men or women either. when I was a waiter I worked a bridal shower party, they got the bride to a stipper and when he was done they offered me and one of the other guys 200 a piece to strip, like my man Conan said "they're all sluts"
 
2002-03-13 09:14:41 AM  
damn skippy...women harp on us guys all the time saying we're nothing but perverts when it comes to men, but that's like the pot calling the kettle black now, eh?

heh...bet you'd never see this article in Salon...
 
2002-03-13 09:28:06 AM  
I don't know what gay clubs they're talking about. At the ones I go to if the boys don't get felt up, they don't get tipped. Half the fun is knowing most of them are straight and have to grin and bear it for the money.
 
2002-03-13 09:29:30 AM  
I think the same goes for girls who go to female strip shows. Girls can get away with touching a lot more then the guys. Ummm, not that I know or anything.......
 
2002-03-13 09:35:27 AM  
Dibs on taking Kylie to a strip club first.
 
2002-03-13 09:36:04 AM  
"most of them are straight and have to grin and bear it for the money."

I have a friend, straight, that kept wanting to be a male stripper. Then he went to a gay strip club to see for himself. Funny, he changed his mind awful quick. :)
 
2002-03-13 09:38:33 AM  
Obvious?
 
2002-03-13 09:38:58 AM  
Well, duh! Guys don't want to touch b/c a.) they're too afraid of reality hitting them that most of the female strippers have fake parts and b.) they know most females won't put up with it.

On the flip side, I'm betting the male strippers that stay do so because they like it! "grin and bear it for the money", more like enjoying and taking the money.
 
2002-03-13 09:43:18 AM  
I think a lot of the times its because they are dirt poor, some of them just out of prison, etc. and enjoy the money and it is a lot of money for not much work. I mean "dancing" and just managing to keep a smile on your face while someone gropes you.
 
2002-03-13 09:44:17 AM  
yep...girls can be pretty aggressive...not that I would ever ever EVER complain about that. It is just the natural order of things... ;)
 
2002-03-13 09:44:32 AM  
As a result, Mondey says many straight male strippers prefer gay clubs where the customers tip big but aren't so hands-on.

Homosexuality. Conquering the world, one stripper at a time.
 
2002-03-13 09:50:18 AM  
Ziggie said "on the flip side"...hahaha...for some reason I find that funny this morning...
 
2002-03-13 09:52:01 AM  
Attractive women are above the law.
 
2002-03-13 09:56:13 AM  
it seems when a woman grope its about sensuality, verus when a man touches a stripper he is making an "aggressive advancement" towards her.

besides, men are dirty, women are clean. so touching is no big thing. dirty dirty men, go wash your hands.

and men are stronger too, more of a chance of someone getting hurt. fragile fragile stippers (women).
 
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2002-03-13 10:00:44 AM  
Interesting bio page Kylie.
 
2002-03-13 10:02:02 AM  
Jc you forgot the tag...
 
2002-03-13 10:11:07 AM  
I don't know if anybody noticed, but Fb- and Goatman246 came in on the same side of an issue earlier in this thread...any bets on the temperature in Hell today?
 
2002-03-13 10:17:27 AM  
why am i not suprised that when it comes to sex women are cheaper and sleazier than men.. i guess you really can go below the standards of a redneck.
 
2002-03-13 10:17:31 AM  
Women are the best customers for female strippers in my experience. They tip well, they're polite, they don't grab, and they don't ask you dumbfark questions like whether your tits are real or whether you'll blow them for $50.

but it's ok for a female teacher to rape their students

Tell it to Mary Kay LeTourneau, dumbass.
 
2002-03-13 10:19:17 AM  
Mythago...i'm confused...so you were/are a stripper...or a customer?
 
2002-03-13 10:19:39 AM  
A friend of mine had a bachelorette party at a male strip club here last year.
When the emcee was on, laying out the rules, rule #3 was "NO ASS SLAPPING".

I said, "Well gimme my goddam $10 cover back!"
 
2002-03-13 10:21:36 AM  
Fb-, I wonder why all the girls are so cock-hungry around you. After all, you're such a big cock, it should be plenty for them.
 
2002-03-13 10:30:28 AM  
I like dirty aggresive girls...:P
 
2002-03-13 10:35:04 AM  
hahaha...Pink and the Brain crack me up...don't know why I said that tho...
 
2002-03-13 10:57:17 AM  
Pinky that is...Pinky...
 
2002-03-13 11:02:07 AM  
biatches are just all possessive, nutty, cock hungry sluts.

send a few of the cock hungry ones over here!
 
fb-
2002-03-13 11:09:05 AM  
A4tun8grrrl,

You're just jealous because you're a porker.
 
2002-03-13 11:09:26 AM  
I'll bet this girl can be overly aggresive in the strip clubs.
 
2002-03-13 11:10:25 AM  
wtf html not enabled or what
 
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