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2005-02-05 11:48:52 AM  
Henry Ford:

"Behold, I give you the Model T."

Now watch this drive.
2005-02-05 11:49:42 AM  
"I love the smell of Mustard Man in the morning. It smells like victory."
2005-02-05 12:02:51 PM  
" Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. There can be only one."
2005-02-05 12:03:33 PM  
"This flame war is like deja vu all over again" - Yogi Berra
2005-02-05 12:03:37 PM  
Do you know...the mustard man?

the mustard man?

the mustard man!

Do you know the mustard man?

Who lives on druly lane?

/now with voting goodness

//wow a 2fer
///wow not it's a 3fer because of all those extra lines
2005-02-05 12:07:04 PM  
"I did not have sex with that Farktard, Miss Lewinski."

/This time, avec voting.
2005-02-05 12:08:03 PM  
This job would be great if it wasn't for the farking kittens.
2005-02-05 12:13:01 PM  
Hot Buttered Asian...It's what's for dinner...
2005-02-05 12:15:04 PM  
"I came, I saw, I submitted this with a better headline."
2005-02-05 12:15:51 PM  
"Frankly, my dear, i don't give a fark!"
2005-02-05 12:24:08 PM  
How'd we forget this one:

"I have no idea what you're saying, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head."

-Ronald Reagan
2005-02-05 12:33:24 PM  
"We had two bags of kittens, seventy-five pellets of pickels, five sheets of high-powered ugly ass baby, a salt shaker half-full of lucky charms and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... A quart of Walken, a quart of Florida, a case of Heineken, a pint of raw Domo-kun and two dozen steaks. Not that we needed all this for the trip, but once you get into the depths of a serious cliche collection, the tendancy is to push it as far as it'll go."
2005-02-05 12:35:48 PM  
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"December Seventh, Nineteen Forty One, a date that will live with voting goodness..."

- Frankie D.

And thus, too late to win anything!
- - - George, The 7th Chicken!!!!
2005-02-05 12:37:36 PM  
"First thing we do, let's kill all the kittens."

Shakespeare, Henry VI.
2005-02-05 12:43:20 PM  
Having solved all problems... dallashockey69 spends his Saturday morning insulting people on a forum he does not like.
2005-02-05 12:43:45 PM  
"I knew Mustard Man, I worked with Mustard Man, Mustard Man was a friend of mine, and you, sir, are no Mustard Man."

Lloyd Bentson
2005-02-05 12:44:48 PM  
"Lord, what fools these Farkers be!"

- Gigglestick
2005-02-05 12:46:15 PM  
if at first you dont succeed, then fark it all and smoke more weed....

/cant remember the original poet
2005-02-05 12:48:12 PM  
"I love Boobies"
Brad Devlin, Estero High School sports reporter
2005-02-05 12:51:46 PM  
"The best way to predict the future is to photoshop it."

- Alan Kay

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a moran."

- Samuel Johnson 1709-1784

"There is no sincerer love than the love of boobies."

- George Benard Shaw 1856-1950
2005-02-05 12:55:44 PM  
Blessed is he who enables voting in the name of charity and good will. For he is truely his farkers keeper, and the finder of lost noobs.
2005-02-05 12:56:13 PM  
There are lies, damned lies, and then there's

- Benjamin Disraeli

/No, it wasn't said by Twain; it's in his biography because he was quoting Disraeli
//knows no-one will believe it
2005-02-05 12:59:10 PM  
In the
2005-02-05 12:59:16 PM  
"Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional nutsack"

"Let he who is without sin cast the boobies"

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's MUSTARD MAN!"

2005-02-05 01:01:58 PM  
2000-11-02 CBS News
Gore wins election!

2000-11-02 Fox News
Bush Wins Election!
/Mods delete previous
//Now with electoral college goodness
2005-02-05 01:10:08 PM  
"Now is the winter of our tonsilhockey69."
2005-02-05 01:13:53 PM  
Shut up dallashockey69, you cock.

2005-02-05 01:18:02 PM  
Cry havoc, and let slip the kittens of war!
2005-02-05 01:19:42 PM  
"I am not a number! I am a Mustard Man!"

--The Prisoner
2005-02-05 01:22:17 PM  
Teh boobies are coming! Teh boobies are coming!

-Paul Revere

2005-02-05 01:35:54 PM  
" I served with
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2005-02-05 01:38:13 PM  
"The only thing we have to fear is ITS A TRAP!"
2005-02-05 01:42:57 PM  
dallashockey69, can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
2005-02-05 01:48:04 PM  
I think, therefore I phap.
2005-02-05 01:59:35 PM  
"Opinions are like Fark accounts, every thread's got an a$$hole like dallashockey69."

-Some Guy
2005-02-05 02:02:53 PM  
"Float like a butterfly, Shake like I'd hit it!
M. Ali

/smoking section please...
2005-02-05 02:26:42 PM  
"In the beginning, the dallashockey69 was created. This made a lot of people laugh, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

With apologies to Douglas Noel Adams and the Guide.
2005-02-05 02:27:07 PM  
More cowbell! More Cowbell! My kingdom for more cowbell!

I kicked her in her dallashockey69 and shoved her.
2005-02-05 02:40:18 PM  
It looks like a trap, it even tastes like a trap! But brother, it ain't a trap!
2005-02-05 02:46:35 PM  
Every time you masturbate, God kills an Islamic militant bukkake kitten.
2005-02-05 02:47:38 PM  
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, DallasHockey69"

"For the past 6 months, DallasHockey69, you've been on double-secret bannination"

/RIP Dean Wormer
2005-02-05 02:54:55 PM  
To find MUSTARDMAN, I have to think like MUSTARDMAN.
2005-02-05 03:04:48 PM  
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

Only the Chinese Walking Deathfish will remain.
2005-02-05 03:07:22 PM  
"We few, we happy few, we band of morans..."
2005-02-05 03:12:29 PM  
There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under heaven:
a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,
a time to kill kittens and a time to hit it...

/hiiiiiiiiighway to hell...

2005-02-05 03:13:41 PM  
everytime you sneeze god kills a dallashockey69
2005-02-05 03:14:01 PM  
"Ask not what Fb- can do for you, ask what you can do for Fb-."

- John F. Kennedy
2005-02-05 03:14:58 PM  
"Ich bin ein Farker."

- John F. Kennedy
2005-02-05 03:26:52 PM  
"To hit it or not to hit it: that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous morans,
Or to take arms against a sea of Boobies,
And by opposing hit them? To hit: to fark;
No more...
2005-02-05 03:29:41 PM  
"I think, therefore I Fark."
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