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(Some Mallrat) Boobies Roses are red, violets are blue, that doesn't change the fact that this babe has three nipples (not safe for work)   ( divider line 284
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2005-02-03 09:40:01 PM  
worst boob job eva!

...and a pronounced (whatever is above your top lip)
2005-02-03 09:42:23 PM  
...and a pronounced (whatever is above your top lip)

A nose?
2005-02-03 09:42:53 PM  
cleft palate.
2005-02-03 09:45:07 PM  
Nabb1: A nose?

damnit man! i'm trying to figure out the word ...the little groove between your nose and top lip
2005-02-03 09:46:12 PM  

it's a philtrum
2005-02-03 09:47:42 PM  
chillybasen: Sorry. The medical term is "philtrum." I checked that with my wife, Dr. Nabb1.
2005-02-03 09:49:00 PM  
who says porn doesn't expand your vocabulary?
2005-02-03 09:49:37 PM  
Ah, looks like you found it while I was consulting her on that.
2005-02-03 09:51:16 PM  
Nabb1: Ah, looks like you found it while I was consulting her on that.

I'm more impressed that your wife knew that. Seems obscure. How often does someone say, "My philtrum hurts!"

Ask her about your fleshy caruncle (my fav body part)
2005-02-03 10:01:33 PM  
And she has an armpit "vagina"...
2005-02-03 10:02:32 PM  
I have found a set of tits that I don't like. It's a crying shame.
2005-02-03 10:06:28 PM  
2005-02-03 10:35:58 PM  
Her face (and boobs) seems to be a bad airbrush/photoshop coloring in. Also noticed the armpit thing. ewww
2005-02-03 10:37:42 PM  
beat me to it scottkuma
2005-02-03 11:14:46 PM  
this girl is a trainwreck...
2005-02-03 11:22:27 PM  
2005-02-03 11:23:23 PM  
It's the supercilious nipple!
2005-02-03 11:28:39 PM  
Greenlight! Prepare for comedy gold!
2005-02-03 11:39:43 PM  
You know, with some of the fine, fine ladies that have bared thier breasts on TF, I do have to wonder about a greenlight on this one. Sure it's good for a laugh, and she has no pores, but the fine orangeish lady a few lines up was a far better choice for a green light.
2005-02-03 11:52:38 PM  
Wow, I've scraped more attractive things off my shoe.
2005-02-04 12:07:14 AM  
Did anyone notice that one of the pics depicts her armpit doing a very good impression of a vagina?

/will I get banned for saying that??
//hope not
2005-02-04 01:37:20 AM  
What's the point of this thread except to mock? I know, I know, I ain't hot stuff myself. But I'm not doing porno shoots either.
2005-02-04 01:47:31 AM  
She's awful.
2005-02-04 02:31:16 AM  
Even her armpit is NSFW
2005-02-04 04:34:26 AM  
I dunno about you guys, but open wounds == 'teh hotness.'
2005-02-04 05:18:20 AM  
Cute face, but too bad about the boobs and AIRBRUSHING
2005-02-04 05:19:58 AM  
Can someone please redlight this? I'd rather pretend I have never seen this link and that it was never greenlighted.
2005-02-04 05:20:58 AM  
I officially deem her "Ol' Vagina Pits".

2005-02-04 05:21:01 AM  
Christ that is horrible... is that chick a post-op man :( Make it go away
2005-02-04 05:22:33 AM  
OK I am a noob.

What is causing the weird skin folds in armpit and around torso? I am assuming some kind of plastic surgery?
2005-02-04 05:23:05 AM  
someone hold me...

/that's not a boobie! (thank you grandpa simpson)
2005-02-04 05:23:25 AM  
Yeah it's a lousy boob job, but still this is obvious...

2005-02-04 05:24:11 AM  
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Jesus Hubert Christ, dat biatch is nastay.
2005-02-04 05:24:31 AM  
I'd hit hit hit it!
2005-02-04 05:24:39 AM  
Third nipple? She a topless psychic?
2005-02-04 05:28:00 AM  
You't think that w/ the boob job she had she could afford to have the plastic surgeon to go in and lop off that extra nipple while he had his scalpel out.
2005-02-04 05:29:57 AM  
I bet she's from Russia...or maybe even Canada.
2005-02-04 05:30:30 AM  
She has a man-face.

2005-02-04 05:31:12 AM  
2005-02-04 05:31:19 AM  
Three nipples. So she can feed triplets?

No wait...that theory would require twins to be way more common.

/back to the drawing board.

//silicon milk. mmmmmmmm. get Nestle's on the phone!
2005-02-04 05:33:13 AM  
damn that's ugly! can't believe that armpit and her face is worse than a barbie doll

2005-02-04 05:33:34 AM  
The extra nipple is probably a fold in the areole quite common in...actually on closer inspection it could be a nipple ring scar? Have to agree though that is one nasty boob job...

I wouldn't buy my hubby a girly mag featuring 'that' woman
2005-02-04 05:33:42 AM  
Sigh. This poor woman makes her living from her looks. At some point in the past, her "manager" (a guy who takes 20% officially and steals 50% of the rest) has told her to get a boob job or lose modelling contracts. She's been seriously mauled.

Some pity is in order.

Also, thank god we don't see her knees.
2005-02-04 05:34:35 AM  
^ I have the Frenulum pierced several times.
I am nifty-do!

And Jesus I must say there are alot of boobie links on this page.... this is good.
2005-02-04 05:37:05 AM  
"Good God in heaven newbie, there's only so very many ways for me to say this to you. Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, niet, negatory, um mm, uh uh, and of course my personal favorite of all time: man falling off a cliff: Nooooooooooooooooooooo...wait for it............ splat."
2005-02-04 05:37:13 AM  
Oh jebus fourth picture in on the last row of pictures...WHAT THE FARK is that thing on her neck...just went over the neck does NOT do thta...ewwww...she's a freak
2005-02-04 05:39:32 AM  
2005-02-04 05:41:19 AM  
That's a man, baby!
2005-02-04 05:42:29 AM  
I'd hit it.
2005-02-04 05:43:14 AM  
Thanks for the armpit pic, I'm at work.

/Going to puke some now....
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