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(The Eye Opener) Boobies Candidate for student-council president causes stir with campaign posters that focus on her ample breasts (with pix, safe for work) (whoops, farked, see thread for mirrored pics)   (fark.com) divider line 449
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2005-02-04 10:16:43 AM
craigdamage
chuckle followed by golf clap

T-Boy

Your manifesto has become tiresome...unless she's your girlfriend. In which case--got any nudies ya want to share?

I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-04 10:25:25 AM


/geek
 
2005-02-04 10:33:10 AM
Your mom goes to college.
 
2005-02-04 10:34:25 AM
Adorable honker.
 
2005-02-04 10:45:44 AM
More about her

Excerpt from the article:

Sue Johanson, of the Sunday Night Sex Show, touched herself in the Quad before a crowd of about 1,000 students.

Cristina Ribeiro, vice president student life and events, said Johanson brought life to the stage not only when she began touching herself, but when she brought out her Pleasure Chest.

Raj Vijayakumar, 19, a second-year ITM student and a Frosh leader, described Sue as "so raunchy, but pure jokes."

Ribeiro said her favourite moment was "when a first-year student asked if it was true that vegetarian males had sweeter semen compared to the bitter semen of meat-eating males."

Pauline Spencer, RyeSAC's communications manager, had "never seen so many students listen so exceptionally attentively with their jaws dropped."
 
2005-02-04 10:48:42 AM
I'd root her.
 
2005-02-04 10:51:04 AM
It's not everyday that boobies threads go to "lots"... so out of curosity, had to click..

nearly peeing my pants with laughter...my boss hates me..
 
2005-02-04 10:53:37 AM
Looks good to me... some of you are looking for model pics in snapshots of a regular girl. Good luck with that.

Trimble remembers a few years ago when a student association candidate posed strategically and appeared to be nude in her campaign photo. The candidate was disqualified because of an unrelated technicality, but the controversy sparked an interest in the election.

We missed this campaign though... sigh...
 
2005-02-04 10:59:36 AM
geopoteet/superhot

superNOT!
 
2005-02-04 11:17:48 AM
I think she's cute and looks very down to earth friendly - and from one cs chick to another: "If you got 'em, flaunt 'em."
 
2005-02-04 11:20:31 AM
Did anybody else email her?
 
2005-02-04 11:22:41 AM
she's pretty.
 
2005-02-04 11:27:08 AM
She needs a head transplant.
 
2005-02-04 11:33:00 AM
Eyeopener represents on fark. Yet again.

/can't stop my old campus paper, especially not when it comes to sex on campus.
 
2005-02-04 11:49:54 AM
id hit dat
 
2005-02-04 11:59:54 AM
I realize this is a winner-take-all world and anything and everything is fair game to use to get ahead. 95% of top 10 students surveyed admitted to cheating and not a single one of them had a problem with it. Now we have high school students using boobs as a political force to get elected and I do not read any posts with a problem with this. I find this very sad.
 
2005-02-04 12:05:58 PM
"i'd hit it" Wow, are you peeps looking at her face at all? Yesh. I think beauty standards in this place are hitting rock bottom faster than that chicks tahtahs.
Dude, ease off the crack pipes and raise your standards a touch.

/feels much better about her own looks now
 
2005-02-04 12:28:02 PM
Last post courtesy of someone who doesn't have their own pics on public display.


Last post also courtesy of one of the reasons why I moved away from UF/Gainesville.
 
2005-02-04 12:55:08 PM
Who OWNS you?
 
2005-02-04 01:06:19 PM
Bwahaha, Raydr, I know exactly what you mean. fark that place.

/Still parties there on occasion
 
2005-02-04 01:16:22 PM
Walkingtall,

Why exactly should people be complaining about high school students using their "boobs as a political force to get elected" when this story has nothing to do with high school!?
 
2005-02-04 01:18:28 PM
I can't get past that shnoz

Go in sideways.
 
2005-02-04 01:19:51 PM
astrahl

She had a face? I didn't notice.
 
2005-02-04 01:20:51 PM
Listing off Ribeiro's qualifications can be a mouthful.

No, those are more than a mouthful...
 
2005-02-04 01:29:07 PM
Oh, and she's clearly aware that her face is not her best feature. I wouldn't worry about her, I'm sure she does okay.
 
2005-02-04 01:30:23 PM
Nice boobs are temporary, but ugly is forever.

She should have spent the money from her tits on her face and a hairstyle.

/shudder
 
2005-02-04 01:41:09 PM
I'd hit it, but only if I had Crest White Strips handy
 
2005-02-04 01:47:28 PM
Yikes. Nice jugs, but that's about it.

Wearing stuff like that - I'm sure gets her self a lot of guys' attention... but that ends after they give her the pearl necklace I'm sure.

Good times.
 
2005-02-04 01:59:54 PM

/repeatedly
 
2005-02-04 02:45:27 PM
Those aren't very big. Meh.
 
2005-02-04 02:52:09 PM
Raydr,
Not my fault that you like ugly women with dragelly boobs.
And the idea of you looking at my picture makes me shiver (with terror).
 
2005-02-04 02:54:21 PM
A girl like that'll do things with you that a girl with the same body but a cuter nose wouldn't dream of.

Just dim the lights and let her have at you. You won't be sorry.
 
2005-02-04 03:05:15 PM
A girl like that'll do things with you that a girl with the same body but a cuter nose wouldn't dream of.

Stuff like letting you park your car in here left nostril?
 
2005-02-04 03:14:11 PM
I'd
 
2005-02-04 03:33:14 PM
Stuff like letting you park your car in here left nostril?

Stuff like letting you park whatever you want in all sorts of places. Repeatedly. Day and night.
 
2005-02-04 04:01:31 PM
Ulkesh:
Why exactly should people be complaining about high school students using their "boobs as a political force to get elected" when this story has nothing to do with high school!?

You have cleary never been to Ryerson (formerly "Polytechnic") University.
 
2005-02-04 04:05:53 PM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you....
 
2005-02-04 04:18:37 PM
astrahl:
Raydr,
Not my fault that you like ugly women with dragelly boobs.
And the idea of you looking at my picture makes me shiver (with terror).


Don't worry, the thought of the idea of me looking at your picture makes me shiver (with terror) too.

You trolls are damned ugly.
 
2005-02-04 04:42:43 PM
I think she's hittable to the Nth degree.
 
2005-02-04 04:53:45 PM
Costello: I don't know, Abbott - I think that if I ever get married I would want to marry an ugly woman.

Abbott: Now why would you want to marry an ugly woman, Costello?

Costello: Because if I marry a pretty woman, someday I might come home from work and find that she's run away with someone else.

Abbott: But Costello, an ugly woman is just as likely to run away as a pretty woman.

Costello: Yes, but who would care?

/paraphrased

All in all, though, I still contend she is attractive, and she has a great body too. Like arkansas said, it wouldn't be such a tough choice if she were wiggling in your lap.

Down boy, down!
 
2005-02-04 06:02:31 PM
Admission: I've got a CS degree, and I've worked for 8 1/2 years, and I've never done a web page.
 
2005-02-04 06:04:22 PM
Malathian is EXACTLY right. Thank god there are only a few of us who take advantage of this situation.(usually while the rest of u idiots argue about a mole, hair length, etc...)
 
2005-02-04 06:25:30 PM
It's almost become a celebrity mole, at this point.

/1 day later and she's still fugly
 
2005-02-04 06:31:07 PM
Hey, she's not perfect, but neither am I.

I'd still plow her. HAHA

/before you bust on me for treating her like an object, realize that she did it to herself first.
 
2005-02-04 08:41:30 PM
Some of you guys are really farked up. She's not ugly. Okay, granted, the nose needs to be dealt with. But you spend a couple grand on a quality nosejob and she's suddenly a hottie, because I can't see anything else wrong with her. Some of you in here are acting like she looks like the Toxic Avenger. I'd love to see how your wives/girlfriends look.
 
2005-02-04 10:24:56 PM
Haha.. you have to know that she's reading all these posts.. someone in the CS department has to be reading fark and tell her.

Least there is something to look at in those classes during boring lectures on b-trees and digraphs.

Oh.. and for the asshat who said CS in Canada = MD in jamaica, ya.. right more like any 'state collage/university' degree in the US = Highschool education in Canada. Go check your facts, the US is at the bottom of all the developed countries for education. Granted there are some really good schools in the US, but a good portion are just businesses. And what the hell is that 2 yr degree?? you pretty much give a peice of paper for just showing up for a little bit. It's all or nothing.
 
2005-02-04 11:52:38 PM
I'd hit it, in a loop{ no less.
 
2005-02-05 06:00:35 AM
She is amazingly attractive. She is smart. You guys are dorks.
 
2005-02-05 08:50:55 AM
Alright, there's a ton of link in this thread that I can't make sense of. Can someone just post a link to the mirrored original pics?
 
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