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(The Eye Opener) Boobies Candidate for student-council president causes stir with campaign posters that focus on her ample breasts (with pix, safe for work) (whoops, farked, see thread for mirrored pics)   (fark.com) divider line 447
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2005-02-04 01:03:25 AM
I don't get it. Really.
 
2005-02-04 01:11:13 AM
Sharp knees!! Sharp knees!!!
 
2005-02-04 01:21:53 AM
Fat

sorry. its true.
 
2005-02-04 01:23:03 AM
I've come very late to the party, but I have to say this thread has been damn entertaining.

Her elbows seem too sharp though.
 
2005-02-04 01:23:38 AM
I'd hit it, but wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2005-02-04 01:29:23 AM
I guess this is why I went to law school and not comp.sci. school. All of this prudish fuss and internet harrassment just because some nervous folks don't know how to handle a little cleavage. I read some of the press this woman is getting from the school paper, especially from that hit hack "jounalist" Dolittle (who is appropriately named) and have come to the belief that this self actualized girl must appear to be a real threat to those around her who have failed to develop any self confidence or self comfort. This crowd reminds me of a girl I went on one date with in college. I was kind of attracted to her homely pastey look and wanted to know if she was all nerd or whether she had a little spunk in her. Turns out she was just as she looked, nervous and uncomfortable in her skin. I suggested we get a little more wild, you know, go out for a drink or go dancing, minor and safe human contact, but the whole thing fell apart when I put my arm around her shoulders. She just flipped out very aggressively. Perhaps this student government candidate can relate. She just let her hair down for the election and it seems like a big chunk of the student body just flipped out and aimed their suppressed insecurity and rage at her. Too bad and shame on them. She's done nothing but be herself in a world overpopulated with emotionally and sexually insecure (to the point of handicapped) people. Of course the net community is also full of similar folk. Considering that this lady is also wired, there is a fair chance she will read this thread. I say walk in your own shoes proudly while the weak ones whine.
 
2005-02-04 01:54:14 AM
T-Boy

wtf?
 
2005-02-04 01:58:26 AM
Hey nuclear_asshat:

Did you even look at her other pictures posted in this thread? She's not fat. The picture for her campaign is deceiving, it's only from the chest up. In the other pics of her, she looks normal and healthy. But, I suppose you prefer the flat-chested pre-pubescent look, don't you?

When did big-breasted become fat and rail-thin become hot??
 
2005-02-04 02:02:07 AM
I WOULD BE HITTING THAT WITH GREAT VIGOUR!

 
2005-02-04 02:03:29 AM
Someone has an axe to grind.

/actually several people seem to. This thread yielded a lot bizarre personal revelations, didn't it?

// The power of boobies.
 
2005-02-04 02:03:32 AM
T-Boy: Yikes. Talk about "reading into a situation."
 
2005-02-04 02:08:28 AM
Bottom line: this chick is finer, hotter, smarter, and probably nicer, than any woman who will ever have sex with all you worthless troglodytes. go back to your porn now. meanwhile, I am asking this chick out!
 
2005-02-04 02:14:29 AM
She'd make a better mascot for Linux than the penguin they have now, and since they look related I dont' see why not.
 
2005-02-04 02:24:38 AM
Groats
 
2005-02-04 02:31:03 AM
she's cute.. she needs a tooth brush or cut back on the coffee and cigs.. . I bet cars slow down when they see her smile.
 
2005-02-04 02:42:45 AM


 
2005-02-04 02:51:24 AM
Yikes!
Actually, if I were still in high school, I'd definitely hit it, or try.
You can nitpick about her eyes or nose or teeth, but you can't deny the fact that she's got big jugs! She's probably a sweet girl, and if she's not currently the most popular girl in her school, she soon will be.
Getting your jugs discussed ad nauseum on Fark will do that.
 
2005-02-04 03:20:10 AM
three bagger, but i'd still hit it.
who are we kidding?
 
2005-02-04 03:32:15 AM
Very. very nice!! You know, I'd like to go home with her, and, you know, take her to bed... and then I'd... watch TechTV with her!
Wait, there's no more TechTV?? Well... In that case... I'd hit it like there's no tomorrow!!
 
2005-02-04 03:52:00 AM
Well T-Boy if you say she's wired and will read this thread, then she would appreciate and understand the greatness that is "I'd hit it."
 
2005-02-04 03:53:51 AM


I don't think so...
 
2005-02-04 04:00:34 AM
Fark Party, Toronto! Dude!

 
2005-02-04 04:40:21 AM
I can't get past that shnoz
 
2005-02-04 05:31:32 AM
She looks like the girl from the Spaghetti-os commercial, the one where the can rolls itself down the highway to the girl's house.

/"Chef" sucks
 
2005-02-04 05:50:05 AM
Plenty of trailers rocked on their cement blocks for about 3 min after this got green-lit, from the responses in this thread.


/going to bed, nizzite bizzles.
 
2005-02-04 05:51:07 AM
Uh, has anyone other than me noticed that she is probably the hottest computer engineering chick of ALL TIME??

She deserves an award. AND she deserves to win. After 7 years of engineering school, I look like shiat, I wonder what her frickin' secret is.

 
2005-02-04 06:05:22 AM
gullyborg

A-fricken -men to that. Cute chicks w/ normal, non-supermodel faces. Are TEH HOTT. Herewith, some reasons:

- they try harder in bed, which is to say, they're not so vapid and useless that they think the mere sight of their bad selves naked is enough to make a man's evening.

- they're intellectually curious enough to try new and exciting things! (You fill in the blanks.)

- They don't have the inflated egos that accompany most cover-model-looking women, and consequently don't marry the first pro-athelete or overpaid poseur they can latch onto.

No, folks, this chick is hotter than hot: She'll likely fark you 'till you're delirious, make you breakfast in the morning, and will have more than enough personality to make the rest of the day fun and interesting. Finally, she'll be intelligent and enlightened enough to not feel like she needs to please her parents and likely will not want kids.
 
2005-02-04 06:15:01 AM
I'd most certainly hit it
 
2005-02-04 06:41:35 AM
I wish I had more hands...... so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down!!!
 
2005-02-04 07:21:46 AM

Mirror: nyud.net:8090


By the way, if you post links you can ALWAYS keep them from getting Farked by posting them as:


http://www.linksite.com.nyud.net:8090/whatever/directory/etc.html


Putting .nyud.net:8090 after the domain name causes it to be cached in a big network of free caching computers.


Give it a try when posting links!

 
2005-02-04 07:25:13 AM
I thought this was going to be a repeat of mindy peskie. NSFW
 
2005-02-04 07:57:06 AM
Polysage: That's awesome.

My FARKED UP mirror

/got severly farked last night and couldn't fix it until this morning
//this should help
///click my ads anyway, help pay for damages. :P
 
2005-02-04 08:07:25 AM
Ned? Ned Ryerson? *KAPOW*!

/gotnothin
 
2005-02-04 08:16:17 AM
Wow....How....Ugly...Can....It....Get?

Nice to see that she can get big names like Harold and Kumar to stump for her :-)
 
2005-02-04 08:59:14 AM
NOSE JOB. Seriously. Someone do something!
 
2005-02-04 09:14:20 AM
I'd download it...
 
2005-02-04 09:18:06 AM
She is not bad looking. I remember reading in a girl's magazine that the center hair part is not flattering to must people with umm... noses like hers. She should add more volume/layers to her hair and get rid of that part, then she would be the hotness.
 
2005-02-04 09:18:48 AM
so many bitter virgins...
 
2005-02-04 09:28:59 AM
[x]I'd Hit It!
[x]I'd Hit it, silly.
[x]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[x]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[x]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[x]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[x]Got nothing.
 
2005-02-04 09:29:14 AM
I find these threads and forums amusing. It's my chance to see the real ugliness of humans. I'm sure this girl must do something incredibly vile like drown puppies or beat old people to earn such harsh criticism from all you beautiful folks out there. I mean... could it be people will shred someone for the simple fact they don't meet some high standard of so called 'beauty'? Nahhhhh
 
2005-02-04 09:30:28 AM
While "Ribeiro" is a Portugese name, she appears to have very common (dare I say "stereotypical") Jewish looks. Not a lot of people find that look attractive, and that could be why so many people are saying "oh, she's teh fugly" ... while she's definitely not an uber-model, she's not terribly ugly, and she has a smoking body ... good enough for GHHT.

/I'd hit it
//I've hit worse
 
2005-02-04 09:35:47 AM
She is prettier than my hand.

Everyone now must submit image of themselves and image of wife/girlfriend.
Of course finding someone who HAS a wife or girlfriend effectively eliminates 90% of those who have contributed to this thread.
 
2005-02-04 09:38:04 AM
I'd f-ing roll in the hay with that, ALL NIGHT LONG AND INTO THE NEXT DAY.

AND she's a smart computer girl? Oh yeah. Just teach her to like sports, f-k her repeatedly, and you've got a keeper.

/only hesitation is the fact that I too have a large schnozz- what would the kids look like?
 
2005-02-04 09:46:13 AM
Bag it and paste your favorite pic on the bag. Otherwise, its 100% pure BUTTER man. Yeeesh...
 
2005-02-04 09:51:06 AM
When I first checked this last night I was disappointed that an obvious attempt to embarrass and humiliate this individual woman got to the main board. Upon reflection I'm glad this got green-lighted. Of course the "Eye Opener" is only read by about 3 people off the campus and would never have made it to Fark unless SOMEONE intentionally posted it. So we are to ask, Who would stand to gain from waging an in-school and internet campaign to attempt to embarrass this woman solely on the basis that she has breasts? In that tiny fishbowl of a school there swim some aggressive and hateful fish. If I were a member of the opposition camp on the school election I would be very worried right now. Some group of folks in that opposition camp has shown themselves to be ruthless and borderline evil by this attempted humiliation campaign. Who would you rather have as a class representative, someone who is comfortable with herself, seems quite friendly and lighthearted, or someone who is vicious and would openly attempt to psychologically harm others just to try to win, of all things, a school election? I don't know about the students of this school, but I go with the girl with the smile and not the tech savvy thugs who have engaged in a ruthless campaign to make her self conscious and embarrassed.
 
2005-02-04 10:09:57 AM
[X]I'd Hit It!
[X]I'd Hit it, silly.
[X]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[X]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[X]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[X]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[X]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[X]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[X]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[X]Wha?
[X]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[X]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[X]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[X]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[X]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[X]Fwap.
[ ]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-04 10:14:35 AM
I suspect the above, on the whole, is about the speed of things... however, she's not hard on the eyes, has a nice rack, and is well spoken/written going by the things I have seen on her site and in her campaign info. She has NOTHING to be embarassed about at all, nothing at all. Luck to her.
 
2005-02-04 10:16:09 AM
pass
 
2005-02-04 10:16:43 AM
craigdamage
chuckle followed by golf clap

T-Boy

Your manifesto has become tiresome...unless she's your girlfriend. In which case--got any nudies ya want to share?

I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-04 10:25:25 AM


/geek
 
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