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(The Eye Opener) Boobies Candidate for student-council president causes stir with campaign posters that focus on her ample breasts (with pix, safe for work) (whoops, farked, see thread for mirrored pics)   (fark.com) divider line 449
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2005-02-03 11:01:58 PM
I don't see anything wrong with her face, she looks cute to me. She isn't a Hollywood model with botox, 20 pounds of make-up, and $50k of plastic surgery. She has a cute geeky look, and she is in computer science. Geek everywhere stumble over themselves... I know of three girls in computer science, none of them are hot.
 
2005-02-03 11:05:20 PM
[x]I'd Hit It!
[x]I'd Hit it, silly.
[x]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[x]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[x]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[x]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 11:07:10 PM
Oh wait, are we talking about Canadians?

/Turns around smugly
//Cross the 48th sometime and drop me a line, baby
 
2005-02-03 11:08:16 PM
ToeCutter:
Comp Science in Canada = MD from Jamaica

very nice..
 
2005-02-03 11:11:21 PM
It's true I would rather bleed and go miles for a normal doctor, then get help from one of those Jamaican MD's(hacks)
 
2005-02-03 11:12:46 PM
Stinky Cheese
haha thanks, the boyfriend will be glad to know he's not the only one.
 
2005-02-03 11:13:21 PM
[x]I'd Hit It!
[x]I'd Hit it, silly.
[x]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[x]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[x]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[x]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[x]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[x]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[x]Fwap.
[x]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 11:14:33 PM
my post isn't intended to be racist against Jamaican Nationals.
For those in the Unknown, Jamaica(or any Caribian med School) has alot of Med Schools, or they like to claim they are Med schools. They mass produce half assed doctors, and there is no official way to distinguish them from US trained doctors.
Most of the Caribian med schools like if you take the MCATS but don't really care what you scored on them
//hacks
 
2005-02-03 11:14:35 PM
I think it's cool that she hangs out with Harold and Kumar

and yes, I'd hit it and take it to White Castle
 
2005-02-03 11:14:36 PM
313 comments!!! My server is crying and taking a beating... but still putting out.

Sigh...
 
2005-02-03 11:15:47 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:16:50 PM
This has been a real banner day for FARK boobies!
 
2005-02-03 11:22:33 PM
I got to agree with some of the other posts... has anyone seen any "hotties" in the CS departments at most colleges? This girl is definitely a cutie by CS standards...

/i'd hit it twice, maybe three times
 
2005-02-03 11:26:15 PM
The first face shot wasn't very flattering. But the other ones she looked pretty hot. Nice rack and a pretty face to go with it.

I'd hit it fo shizzle.
 
2005-02-03 11:28:14 PM
Oh my god, she has a face like a horse!

My eyes, my eyes - somebody help me! I'm bleeding to death through my eyes!
 
2005-02-03 11:31:32 PM
mmmmm, i'd say lislis is by far the superior Ribeiro in this thread.

/just hit it.
 
2005-02-03 11:36:20 PM
gweilo8888

If you were able to watch the 1994 Winter Olympics without bleeding out of your eyes, this girl is a breath of fresh air. Shall I remind you?



Ah, Nancy Kerrigan. God, I can practically HEAR her neigh.
 
2005-02-03 11:40:03 PM
Ya'll fukkin made me spit beer out my nose laffin'.
 
2005-02-03 11:40:16 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:41:09 PM
And BTW... I'd hit it! :-)
 
2005-02-03 11:43:23 PM
heh. i might regret the hindesight...but id splurge perl all over her.

hit her hard, assembler style.

love compsci. and minus the teeth she has a sweet smile.

"dont be hate'n" you know'd hit it to...

plus she plays the 3rd dimension well.
 
2005-02-03 11:44:13 PM
So that was the.. boobies.. link?
I think my wang moved a little... wait... no it didn't.
/yeah, I guess I'd still hit it. Good for a poke if the tele's broke as they say.
 
2005-02-03 11:44:31 PM
Deep Hurting:

Have you seen "Santa Claus Defeats the Martians?"

You can't say Manos is bad after you see this thing. ugh.
 
2005-02-03 11:44:52 PM
money says she's related to alfonso ribiero
y'know the actor
from fresh prince
carlton
 
2005-02-03 11:44:58 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:46:12 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:46:15 PM
heliosc well if that doesn't make her fall in love with you I don't know what will...

*I* wrote that. She did some lame thing with words instead of code, and most of the words weren't even CS stuff. Actually, the only CS stuff in there was fork(), sleep(), and kill(). Mine was funny because it actually takes a CS to realize that the parent process is killing the child process while it's sleeping!
 
2005-02-03 11:47:40 PM
I work with all guys, and unfortunetly, I'm pretty sure I know why I have my job, and why I got four other offers from other companies: 36D's.

/shameless self promotion
//like me for my brain
 
2005-02-03 11:50:51 PM
Well I would've have hit it in undergrad, (I'd probably hit it now but lie about it). As for worst movie, Galaxy of Terror. Giant caterpillar rape scene, 'nuff said.
 
2005-02-03 11:52:51 PM
These people prop up the stereotype that all Ryerson students are ugly.

/University of Toronto
 
2005-02-03 11:55:44 PM
Regarding "The Apple" not only did I see it but I wanted a BIM mark.

Man, I was a dork.
 
2005-02-03 11:56:17 PM
poteet

You know what that sound was? It was the sound of countless Farkers looking at your profile, then moaning in disappointment when they see no picture of your boobies.

/I looked too. Dammit.

Of course, the only way to gauge if your breasts are a deciding factor in your obtaining of jobs is to see them for myself. I suggest you utilize the E-mail address that is posted in my profile.
 
2005-02-03 11:59:07 PM
What an ugly biatch. Guess ugly people need attention too.
 
2005-02-03 11:59:57 PM
Do you think we could help her campaign by sending her a FARK endorsement?

/Waterloo CS Student
//Doesn't think much of Ryerson, but would still hit it
 
2005-02-04 12:00:30 AM
I'd have to go along with teh "hit it" crowd this time.
 
2005-02-04 12:04:50 AM
Anyone notice anything "funny" about the thread number?

I'd hit it with my +3 Vorpal penis

/Geek
 
2005-02-04 12:06:03 AM
I'd hit it. And then I'd use her ample breasts to get elected. And then I'd hit it again... with my student council member.
 
2005-02-04 12:07:59 AM
Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who!
Lets Go, Lets Go, WATERLOO!.

/NERDS!!!
 
2005-02-04 12:13:10 AM
just read her site...nice tits thats about it. the jokes were lame, the java programming made me want to wretch, and she wasn't naked...
 
2005-02-04 12:16:59 AM


i knew i had this sitting around somewhere
 
2005-02-04 12:22:29 AM
SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!

/Simpsons did it
 
2005-02-04 12:23:01 AM
[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[x]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[x]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-04 12:23:19 AM
got_nuthin wins.
 
2005-02-04 12:30:28 AM
Is that the best website she could come up with for a FIFTH-YEAR Comp Sci student?

"Computer Scientists give out free trail versions of software"

That being said, I'd hit it with my rhythm stick. When you get past the poster she's actually pretty cute. In a regular, real-world kind of way.
 
2005-02-04 12:30:41 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-04 12:32:39 AM
So far this submission has farked 3 websites - the Eyeopener, the Mirror, and poteet's.
 
2005-02-04 12:35:41 AM
Not sure why I can no longer post images, but would somebody please post this relevant picture: http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/toys/H814820_POPEYE.jpg
 
2005-02-04 12:36:42 AM
I'd peek it, then poke it.
 
2005-02-04 12:37:04 AM
 
2005-02-04 12:54:35 AM
Her face is revolting and can only be fixed by me bashing it with a shovel over and over agian.
 
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