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(The Eye Opener) Boobies Candidate for student-council president causes stir with campaign posters that focus on her ample breasts (with pix, safe for work) (whoops, farked, see thread for mirrored pics)   (fark.com) divider line 449
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2005-02-03 09:59:49 PM  
Deep Hurting:

The worst movie of all time is either "Manos" The Hands of Fate or something from the Coleman Francis film collection.


My money is on Red Zone Cuba.
 
2005-02-03 10:02:02 PM  
i think it was better without the face shots

/sigh
 
2005-02-03 10:02:26 PM  
Maybe she just, like, has them. She is a girl you know.
 
2005-02-03 10:03:46 PM  
WTF, she's good looking and she's got body to go with the brain - I'd hit it, before I got married.
 
2005-02-03 10:04:26 PM  
karl trotsky
why? would her campaign focus on the ample size of her noggin/forehead?
 
2005-02-03 10:04:30 PM  
The chick is rather nice looking. A lot of farkers seem to have come down with a bad case of teh gheys.
 
2005-02-03 10:04:53 PM  


/Obligatory
 
2005-02-03 10:06:47 PM  
A friend of mine ran (and won) for HS class president with posters showing him taking a piss and the caption that he "takes care of business"
 
2005-02-03 10:09:52 PM  
big rack. big schnoz. i'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 10:10:52 PM  
god shes ugly...
 
2005-02-03 10:11:06 PM  
Enough with the homosexual check boxes...

Yes sir, Mr. President! No more homos, sir.
 
2005-02-03 10:13:25 PM  
She's so cute. I want her. :(
 
2005-02-03 10:13:51 PM  
Beautiful tits, and her face ain't that bad. I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 10:17:47 PM  
The additional pics on her site are disturbing, but not as bad as the recipe to kill kids!

[url=http://www.scs.ryerson.ca.nyud.net:8090/cribeiro/CPS590.html]Killing Children Instructions [/url]

[I]Before you Begin: The element of surprise can make this process much more fun and enjoyable.

Step 1: The parent forks a child.
Step 2: The parent checks if the child has been forked properly. If the child has not been forked properly repeat Step 1.

Caution: Do Not OVER FORK! Forking once is enough.

Step 3: The parent must keep a close eye on the child.
Step 4: Wait until the child is done playing and isnt doing anything other than sleeping, kill the child.

Congratulations: you have successfully killed a child and therefore no orphan exists.

Instructions on Killing Children (Using Pipes) comming soon

If you are interested in having me babysit please e-mail me. [/I]
 
2005-02-03 10:18:17 PM  
She goes to Ryerson "University"... bah!
 
2005-02-03 10:18:22 PM  
She's so cute. I want her. :(
I'm married, but if I wasn't I'd send her an email to the address on her webpage and get that dude earlier in the thread to put in a word for me. Then I'd drive to wherever she is.
 
2005-02-03 10:19:59 PM  
2005-02-03 10:17:47 PM bakerlaw67

Uhhh... you do realize that's a CS joke, right?
 
2005-02-03 10:21:11 PM  
In my undergrad CompSci days... there must've been 200 guys in the program and maybe 3 girls. Two out of three were the two-bagger-types, but all of them got inordinate amounts of fawning, falling-over-themselves attention from all the guys in the classes around them.

Not that this girl looks bad at all. Sooner or later she's going to hear about all the traffic this Fark thread has generated and she's going to read what you dorks are saying. What a great way to beat up a young woman's probably fragile ego.
 
2005-02-03 10:21:19 PM  
I'll bet Karl Rove could make 52% of the 60% of the registered voters you think that she's at least not as ugly as the next candidate hot.

/that karl guy
//he's somethin else
 
2005-02-03 10:21:26 PM  
The additional pics on her site are disturbing, but not as bad as the recipe to kill kids!

I must admit, I killed a bunch of forking children today. But zombies were generated.
 
2005-02-03 10:24:49 PM  
What a great way to beat up a young woman's probably fragile ego.

I don't know about that, quite a few here are quite enamoured of her it appears. She also can take comfort that she could make about 80% of the others change their minds in about 2 minutes if she was alone in a room with them.
 
2005-02-03 10:25:04 PM  
lislis

I've thought it over, and I would hit it.
 
2005-02-03 10:25:24 PM  
karl trotsky, looks like that poor girl slammed head first into a box of powdered doughnuts.
 
2005-02-03 10:25:56 PM  
Nothing wrong with her. She has a hot "girl next door" quality. I wish there were more like her in my comp sci classes.
 
2005-02-03 10:26:16 PM  
2005-02-03 10:21:11 PM DJLunchBox

In my undergrad CompSci days... there must've been 200 guys in the program and maybe 3 girls. Two out of three were the two-bagger-types, but all of them got inordinate amounts of fawning, falling-over-themselves attention from all the guys in the classes around them.
...




That's a shame.
 
2005-02-03 10:27:56 PM  
by the way, it looks like more than half the photos on her personal website are farked away now. Somebody might want to set up a mirror so the people who admire her can continue to admire her. :-)
 
2005-02-03 10:31:14 PM  
I didn't think she killed kids. I just don't get the joke
 
2005-02-03 10:31:25 PM  
she needs to brush her teeth and get some cold sore cream
 
2005-02-03 10:32:41 PM  
re: the apple

i saw this on the sundance channel, but it was an arabic film about twin girls who'd been kept under house arrest by their father all their lives. it was pretty crappy.
 
2005-02-03 10:34:38 PM  
2005-02-03 10:17:47 PM bakerlaw67

In Unix-land, a lot of suggestive terms are used for things... for example, if one program spawns another, that program is called the parent, the spawned program is called the child - the process is called forking. Further, Unix terminology for halting a program/removing it from memory is "kill"...
 
2005-02-03 10:35:13 PM  
Something I've noticed about Canadian girls in general, especially after I spent 10 days in Alberta: very few of the women wear makeup, and their cup sizes are, on average, way bigger. Must be some heretofor unknown effect of the glaciers or the auroras.

She's not ugly, but she is still living in a fantasy world if she thinks her degree has her pointed toward a lifetime of fun and adventure. I look at my computer science degree and I think I should have just gotten a degree in stabbing myself in the eye.
 
2005-02-03 10:35:57 PM  
Prime example of a "Butter Face" Everythings great Butter Face! Whew...those teeth!
 
2005-02-03 10:40:51 PM  
How the fark has nobody yet quoted this, from her campaign page?

I support your RyeSAC;

Indeed she does.
 
2005-02-03 10:42:56 PM  
I look at my computer science degree and I think I should have just gotten a degree in stabbing myself in the eye.

Yeah, what was supposed to be an unlimited high-tech career in demand has now turned into something worth about 20 cents an hour in Bangladesh.

What started out as a great technology career with unlimited possibilities and the geek job security now turns into 40 Indian programmers stuffed into a one-bedroom house outside Redmond, Washington for less than I made when I started.

But at least I am still employed for the moment.
 
2005-02-03 10:43:10 PM  
lislis

/Ribeiro is Portuguese


...and Galician, and Asturian.

-El Gaiteru
 
2005-02-03 10:45:03 PM  
Hmmmm-she's just a 20 minute ride on the subway away.

I might have to go check out her 'platform' at the next election debate.
 
2005-02-03 10:45:23 PM  
bakerlaw67: Geez. What a lame CS joke. Here's how a *real* programmer would phrase it (and I'm an AE!):

int play[2];
pipe(play);

// create only one child!
int child;
do
{
child = fork();
}
while(child 0)
{
char byte;
read(play[0], &byte, 1);
kill(child, SIGKILL);
}
else
{
int byte = 0;
do_play();
write(play[1], &byte, 1);

// children need 9-10 hours!
sleep(32400);
}
 
2005-02-03 10:45:36 PM  
msuwalt

I look at my computer science degree and I think I should have just gotten a degree in stabbing myself in the eye.


You know, you don't need a degree for that. Just ask Houston (the rapper).
 
2005-02-03 10:46:18 PM  
Ahhh, Rye High strikes again.

Anyone remember when farkette ayesha999 appeared in the Eyeopener's "Love + Sex" issue a couple years ago in compromising positions with a robot? On the cover? Good times, good times...

Incidentally, I've noticed these posters on my way to the radio station on Tuesdays. Meh. They're boobs. I can see boobs all around me any time I want.

/rta, baby
//ckln 88.1 fm rocks your socks
 
2005-02-03 10:47:23 PM  
arkansas: Hah! Isn't it great to be obsoleted! Get in line with the farmers, mill workers, textile workers, etc, etc. You don't see a lot of jobs for hourse & buggy drivers these days either, do you?
 
2005-02-03 10:47:26 PM  
Comp sci girls . eugh. all of them a complete waste. there was this one, this redheaded irish girl who was so full of herself because all of the anal-wart-like comp sci guys had never been on a freaking date. and the girl was chugly
 
2005-02-03 10:48:43 PM  
Oh yeah, and those 40 Indian programmers stuffed into that house making less than me at the beginning of my career? They are about 40 times sharper than me without seeming to try and will work all night with the same intensity as they had at 4:00 am when they first showed up for work that day.

I am thinking about taking up a career in sewing shirts.
 
2005-02-03 10:51:14 PM  
Hah! Isn't it great to be obsoleted! Get in line with the farmers, mill workers, textile workers, etc, etc. You don't see a lot of jobs for hourse & buggy drivers these days either, do you?

I suspect the horse and buggy driver career may make a comeback.
 
2005-02-03 10:52:41 PM  
Comp Science in Canada = MD from Jamaica
She is also has her pick of the proverbial Nerd litter, since she is probably one of two female comp science students.
 
2005-02-03 10:53:42 PM  
anyone realize that the the link code was 733t 911
/random
 
2005-02-03 10:54:49 PM  
As Michael Jackson said in the Fox interview

He also defended his sister Janet's "wardrobe malfunction" at last year's Super Bowl.

"Actually, I was looking right at it and I didn't see it ... (I told her to) be strong. This too shall pass. Don't worry about it. I've seen worse things."

I do believe I have NOT seen worse then Janets boobies

/just a superfluous boobie comment
 
2005-02-03 10:56:44 PM  
stevenb18hsr

Farkesius has spoken through Drew. Let us all submit and prostrate ourselves before this miracle! (I said PROSTRATE!)
 
2005-02-03 10:59:10 PM  
Her face is as ugly as tar, though.
 
2005-02-03 10:59:14 PM  
heliosc well if that doesn't make her fall in love with you I don't know what will...

Hey, so she's not a Hollywood beauty, at least the poor kid can still breathe through her nose while - forget it, the kid might read this.

/slinks away
 
2005-02-03 11:00:58 PM  
You need to be Insane or retarded to successfully
navigate her site.
 
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