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(The Eye Opener) Boobies Candidate for student-council president causes stir with campaign posters that focus on her ample breasts (with pix, safe for work) (whoops, farked, see thread for mirrored pics)   (fark.com ) divider line
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2005-02-03 09:11:39 PM  
(not digging up the pic)

i'd hit it over the head with a club
(then drag it by the hair back to my cave and fark it)
 
2005-02-03 09:12:21 PM  
[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[X]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 09:12:28 PM  
 
2005-02-03 09:12:33 PM  
She has a pretty face and a hella body. Very nice. She's actually able to form a complete sentence too. That's something a lot of well endowded women can't do.

I don't know what you basement dwelling types expect, but not every woman out there looks like Salma Hayek and they don't have to in order to be pretty.
 
2005-02-03 09:12:40 PM  
I don't see a thing wrong with this girl. She has a cute, warm smile, and she looks intelligent, sweet, and friendly. I'm sure she doesn't compare with most of her critics' "girlfriends," but then again, her last name isn't ".jpg".

No sir, nothing wrong with her at all.
 
2005-02-03 09:12:46 PM  
Nice rack, cutesy nerdy face, nice bod, and unless I'm mistaken she's legal. What's not to like?
 
2005-02-03 09:13:00 PM  
With a rack like that, how could you not hit it??
 
2005-02-03 09:14:53 PM  
I'd elect it!
 
2005-02-03 09:16:20 PM  
I was waiting for ayesha999 to weigh in. When are we gonna get the good pictures of her, Steph?
 
2005-02-03 09:18:45 PM  
Rendrago
http://www.scs.ryerson.ca/cribeiro/

It's very interesting that someone who loves comp sci can't make her photos show up and has to use AOL's ART files for graphics.
 
2005-02-03 09:21:01 PM  
I would like to show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection and possibly buy her a glass dragon.

Okay, probably not.

She's a bag job, from the neck down though she's nice though.

It's a tough call friends.
 
2005-02-03 09:22:08 PM  
There is nothing wrong with that female.

.
 
2005-02-03 09:22:30 PM  
Is that Seinfeld's? wife or girlfriend? ;)
p.s WOULD hit it!
 
2005-02-03 09:23:22 PM  
[image from solastyear.com too old to be available]
 
2005-02-03 09:25:01 PM  
Dude! Why is she selling her homework assignments on her web site?

MasterCard and Visa ACCEPTINATED!
 
2005-02-03 09:26:15 PM  
Wish I'd seen this thread earlier. I was the EinC of the Eyeopener in '95. Good times. A good paper. Suck it, Ryersonian.

/old rivalries never die
 
2005-02-03 09:26:34 PM  
I'd hit it like Mickey Mantle


With my 34-inch wood.
 
2005-02-03 09:26:55 PM  
I live in the same building as this girl (floor 3 pitman hall :D) and she's actually visited our dorm room. She's pretty nice in person and isn't really out there from what I've seen. Kinda shy even. You can't tell from the pictures but she is really short.

It's still funny watching the power of fark crush the eyeopener though. We have two newspapers running out of the university, they both suck.

I've played poker with the naked dude behind the 'president poster'. He actually won the year after but is doing a terrible job.
 
Ni
2005-02-03 09:27:07 PM  
"Cristina Ribeiro, Computer Science"

She's a geek! woohoo!
 
2005-02-03 09:28:45 PM  
2005-02-03 09:22:08 PM DistendedPendulusFrenulum

There is nothing wrong with that female.

Okay, well, yeah maybe I'm being a bit overly critical.

She's pretty nice looking.

I guess I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 09:30:43 PM  
oh and are there any other ryerson farkers out there?

/sucks to be u of t
 
2005-02-03 09:31:08 PM  
I know two Ribeiros, and they're both Portuguese. She's Portuguese. Not bad for Portuguese descent. This post has no point, really.
 
2005-02-03 09:31:28 PM  
"Computer science is a very difficult and stressful program with a lot of math, science and then all the computer stuff like programming"

yeah... and so we could all finish that with:

"And that like... totaly sucks"
 
2005-02-03 09:32:16 PM  
Let's face it, 99% of us would have no chance in hell of hitting a babe like Carmen Electra, or Beyonce Knowles, or Monica Belucci, or [insert any incredibly hot actress/model/singer, etc.].

Dude. There is quite a huge gulf between this girl and Carmen Electra or Beyonce Knowles. There is a nice middle-ground between lusting after supermodels, and wanting to fark anything with boobs.
 
2005-02-03 09:32:19 PM  
[image from thurrock.gov.uk too old to be available]
 
2005-02-03 09:33:05 PM  
[image from gallery.image4free.com too old to be available]
 
2005-02-03 09:34:02 PM  
[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[X]I'd hit it, with my penis.
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[ ]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 09:35:04 PM  
We had shiat like this at my University, we called 'em "boob candidates." If 20 of them ran, maybe 2 or 3 would win, which just goes to show. I'm not sure what it goes to show. I like boobs.
 
2005-02-03 09:36:24 PM  
Wow, she looks just like the girlfriend I lived with for a summer in college. She was one horny little thang... caught her more than once playing Hey Diddle Diddle in public places... and more than once kissing our other roommate... another girl.

I moved out, though, and dumped her the day I caught her in our bed with her coke dealer... a guy. (If the guy hadn't been someone that I completely loathed to begin with, I might have forgiven her. He was a complete jerk, with no redeeming personal traits except that he would sell you coke, and he always had some.)

So yeah, go ahead and hit it.

You'll probably have weener warts in a month.
 
2005-02-03 09:36:37 PM  
haha thats the best shiat ever.
i read the top and went 'that sounds like my student council'

AND IT WAS
HAHAHA
 
2005-02-03 09:37:15 PM  
That's rack-tastic!
 
2005-02-03 09:37:31 PM  
Feh. Not that ample.
 
2005-02-03 09:40:49 PM  
Damn - she could compsci me any day....

/has no clue what that means either
 
2005-02-03 09:43:17 PM  
Feh. Not that ample.

That's kinda gross, dude. You like 'em BIGGER than THOSE?!?!?!? That's like saying that Juggs magazine doesn't feature busty enough chicks. I mean, that's cool and all . . . whatever it takes to float your boat, but, uhhhh, yuck.
 
2005-02-03 09:43:31 PM  
She's teabag worthy.
 
2005-02-03 09:43:33 PM  
I understand why she's focusing on the boobies. Her face is tragic.
 
2005-02-03 09:43:36 PM  
Amazing what modern bra-truss work can do (metal support wire, tape, fabric,...) aka Wonder Bra.
Ofcourse, the trick is to get them pushed together "just" right so that the cleavage is ample, the breasts appear full and round.

Pardon me a moment (Fap fap fap fap...cough)

/A bag can do wonders!
//A big bag? How about a couple beers....
 
2005-02-03 09:44:47 PM  
My pants just voted.
 
2005-02-03 09:47:44 PM  
If anyone's still reading, I'm not sure that the cleavage was entirely intentional. I think that might just be how she was dressed. She does share the frame with several others photographed from the waist up. On second thought, I've never known a girl to just throw on some clothes without forethought. On third thought, she is a CS major...

/I'd hit it.
//Would still take her seriously.
///UofT grad..
 
2005-02-03 09:48:00 PM  
Sorry, I have to throw my hat in the ring for nominating the worst movie ever. It absolutely has to be "El Topo".
 
2005-02-03 09:48:45 PM  
Ain't nothing wrong with her. She sure ain't a classic beauty but she isn't a German Shepherd either. Nothing wrong with a face that doesn't look like a supermodel's especially if its got a smile on it most of the time. She looks pretty perky and friendly. Nothing wrong with her at all.

(and then there's the enormous, soft, round, warm fun bags too)
 
2005-02-03 09:49:08 PM  
whatever it takes to float your boat

Heh. Those boobies would definitely float a boat.
 
2005-02-03 09:50:23 PM  
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]

at least she isn't running for anything
 
2005-02-03 09:52:24 PM  

She's kinda cute. Petite bod, big rack


Maybe I'm just an anal editor, but is anyone else bothered by her lame website and first-grade spelling?


"omfg im like teh hax0r and your not! More comming soon!!"


Yeesh. Let's hope she's as good a programmer as she says, because she can't spell worth a damn...

 
2005-02-03 09:54:17 PM  
Sweet jesus! My last name's Ribeiro, in college, & was into comp sci (back in the day). Let me assure you, reading this was quite weird. I had to double check that I wasn't randomly running for student-council.
Although.. last year a friend & I ran for hall council under the slogan "not just a pretty face"
yeah.. we lost.

Oh well, I'm totally rooting for this girl.

/Ribeiro is Portuguese
 
2005-02-03 09:55:08 PM  
Holy crap.

How did this nasty-looking chick get all this attention? I guess her plan worked.

Ah well. So it is. The ol' train to Cumdumpsterville.

/why did i post?
//yeah yeah, nice rack
 
2005-02-03 09:56:31 PM  
Well, all you guys that would hit it better hurry the f*ck up before Batman jumps her with a bat-lasso or some such sh*t and gets her back to gotham prison.
 
2005-02-03 09:57:20 PM  
Oh my god, she goes to Ryerson?!?!?!!?!?!!? I was never here. I never clicked the link.

*breathes*

*remembers 3-month ban*

*slowly backs away*
 
2005-02-03 09:58:13 PM  
Did she brush her teeth with a block of cheddar cheese?
Enough with the homosexual check boxes...
 
2005-02-03 09:59:32 PM  
It's a tough call friends.

If she were wiggling in your lap I bet it wouldn't be.
 
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