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2005-02-03 03:55:43 PM
Hehe, causes stir...
 
2005-02-03 03:59:39 PM
Busted. Tits can only do so much for a guy. I love big yammers, but not with an accompanying face like hers.
 
2005-02-03 04:01:08 PM
This thread is useless without ... oh, never mind.
 
2005-02-03 04:02:10 PM
She looked a lot better in the first pic... the one without her face.
 
2005-02-03 04:02:20 PM
She said students who don't think it's important to vote won't be swayed by large breasts.

large swaying breasts, though, that's another matter.
 
2005-02-03 04:05:27 PM
Guy Incognito: large swaying breasts, though, that's another matter.

hehe
 
2005-02-03 04:05:34 PM
I'd vote for her!.... eh, maybe not.
 
2005-02-03 04:05:56 PM
Vote for Perdo
 
2005-02-03 04:07:34 PM
Top pic: hot
Bottom pic: not so much.
 
2005-02-03 04:07:49 PM
I can see why she doesn't want the focus on her face.

/would still hit it though
 
2005-02-03 04:07:57 PM
Perdo?
 
2005-02-03 04:08:21 PM
It's nice that she has a firm grasp, so to speak, on the fundementals of marketing. She'll go far as a sales rep for a computer company.
 
2005-02-03 04:08:24 PM
The Tittie ticket pleases me.
 
2005-02-03 04:09:17 PM
this got greenlighted?

I want my 5 bucks back...for a month.
 
2005-02-03 04:12:03 PM
Butterface.

/can't believe no one said it yet
 
2005-02-03 04:12:04 PM
CelebrityPharmacist: Vote for Perdo

Idiots! Its Pedro! Gosh!
 
2005-02-03 04:12:29 PM
Sounds like she's causing quite a stir with the Cover them up and pretend you don't have them party.
 
2005-02-03 04:13:43 PM
She'll make a great intern some day.
 
2005-02-03 04:18:30 PM
I think the color of her teeth is what scares me:
 
2005-02-03 04:18:34 PM
I'd build her a cake

more Napolean Dynamite
 
2005-02-03 04:20:41 PM
Big hairy freakin'whoop. And it's not like the other three doofi are some sort of fashion plates.
 
2005-02-03 04:33:53 PM
she would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch....or a golf ball through a garden hose..trust me. How do these get through?
 
2005-02-03 04:41:28 PM
Speaking of things grabbing my attention, anyone else notice the "No Bloody Tampons" link at the bottom of this story?
 
2005-02-03 04:41:39 PM
Eeek

I'd whiten her teeth!
 
2005-02-03 04:47:55 PM
she doesnt seem very skanky lookin from the posters. I'm actually kind of suprised that they caused a stir at all.
 
2005-02-03 04:49:03 PM
id hit it
 
2005-02-03 04:52:43 PM
I'd put my vote into her ballot box.


and by ballot box I mean her 'vagina'.
 
2005-02-03 04:53:33 PM
Kinda reminds me of this.
 
2005-02-03 04:54:00 PM
 
2005-02-03 05:06:34 PM
GaryPDX

she would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch....or a golf ball through a garden hose..trust me

And you know this how??? I think we need the full story! Please.
 
2005-02-03 05:24:40 PM
Meh, I think she's cute.
 
2005-02-03 05:30:57 PM
I dont see anything wrong with this.
 
2005-02-03 05:57:29 PM
my wife uses her boobies to get discounts at any store with dumb men working. if ya got em.. use em!

are there a lot of Portuguese/Cape Verdean people in Ontario?
 
2005-02-03 06:26:12 PM
She's got my vote.



...because of her qualifications.
...boobies.
 
2005-02-03 06:54:44 PM
I remember when "Space Moose" ran for Student Council President at the University of Alberta.

http://spacemoose.almostdead.net/
 
2005-02-03 07:23:04 PM
Face that could stop a watch: Not Good

Nose that could make a cocaine dealer run for cover: Really not good

Boobies that are so big no one even notices you have a head: Priceless
 
2005-02-03 07:48:52 PM
farked
 
2005-02-03 07:49:06 PM
Farked.

Though it sounds like that might be a good thing.
 
2005-02-03 07:49:27 PM
old and busted: her face
new hotness: her rack
 
2005-02-03 07:49:32 PM
farked ?
 
2005-02-03 07:49:54 PM
farked?
 
2005-02-03 07:50:05 PM
Is the server a 486? Man that was a quick farking
 
2005-02-03 07:50:41 PM
farked ?
 
2005-02-03 07:51:25 PM
If I was her kid, I'd breastfeed until I was 30!

/With acknowledgements to my friend Wade
 
2005-02-03 07:51:27 PM
Farked :(
 
2005-02-03 07:51:28 PM
mirror please k thx bye.
 
2005-02-03 07:51:30 PM
/awaits "that guy" to mirror it
 
2005-02-03 07:52:35 PM
Napolean Dynamite is the worst movie ever, and this site is farked. Grrr.
 
2005-02-03 07:53:07 PM
Where is "that guy" robghent?
 
2005-02-03 07:53:11 PM
Farked.
 
2005-02-03 07:53:18 PM
Site is farked! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2005-02-03 07:53:21 PM
i need the pic!!!
 
2005-02-03 07:53:33 PM
be-farked
 
2005-02-03 07:53:53 PM
Napolean Dynamite was pretty bad, but I dont think anything is worse than Zardoz.
 
2005-02-03 07:54:35 PM
ffffarked
 
2005-02-03 07:55:21 PM
farked
 
2005-02-03 07:55:44 PM
btw, mirror !== coral cache nonsense
 
2005-02-03 07:55:48 PM
faarrrrrrrrrrk-ed
 
2005-02-03 07:55:49 PM
Farked in 60 seconds...
 
2005-02-03 07:55:49 PM
This thread is useless without pics. Headline says SFW so someone please be a dear and post it here, look it up in your browser history cache, please.
 
2005-02-03 07:55:59 PM
from now on can somebody mirror b00bies upon posting a link?
ARGH!
 
2005-02-03 07:56:06 PM
So, uh, is the site farked or something?
 
2005-02-03 07:56:14 PM
"You here by yourself honey? Of course you are, why else would you be here with your tits hanging out?" - Andrew Dice Clay

I think after that he mumbled something and said "bottom line honey do you suck a good di... um.. thinigie yes or no?"
 
2005-02-03 07:56:19 PM
I don't know, jpnl. Ever seen "The Apple"?
Ugh x deuce.

/loved Napoleon
//where's teh boobies??
 
2005-02-03 07:57:30 PM
Well what do we do now?
 
2005-02-03 07:57:31 PM
farkberries, the link's farked already - evidently, those of us who are big fans of teh boobies are frantically trying to recover a day nearly lost to britney spears' fingernail from earlier (if that was even her).

it would appear, indeed, that the kittens have survived another day.
 
2005-02-03 07:57:47 PM
'tis farked i say!
 
2005-02-03 07:58:49 PM
Those breasts better be DAMN able to pick a good prom theme this year.
 
2005-02-03 07:58:54 PM
Raven-Jackson

SPACE MOOSE!
Yes! I missed that election by one year, but I heard that he came in second by only a few votes... Man, I love that comic.
 
2005-02-03 07:59:12 PM
napolean was predictable.... they had a bizarre character that they didnt do anything with. That was my disappointment with the movie.
 
2005-02-03 07:59:57 PM
biatch.
 
2005-02-03 08:00:18 PM


It's farked, Jim.
 
2005-02-03 08:00:43 PM
Evil-Imposter:

Zardoz review:

"The first five minutes of "Zardoz" promise a lot of campy fun as a giant stone head flies through the sky, then lands as a voice intones, "The penis is evil." Shortly thereafter, Sean Connery shows up sporting a huge Fu Manchu moustache and a waist-length ponytail, clothed in a bikini bottom and hip boots."
 
2005-02-03 08:01:16 PM
holy handgrenade batman! that is a nice pair. i wont look at the face from what i've read. i want to believe.
 
2005-02-03 08:01:19 PM
"This place should be wall to wall tits by now!"
 
2005-02-03 08:02:42 PM
yup, farked beyond reconition
 
2005-02-03 08:04:05 PM
Oh, I've seen the "Zardoz". It was so awful that it made my poop runny for a whole week.

But seriously, if you want to see a bad movie you hafta see "The Apple". It's so bad it's good, so badly good it's bad and so badly goodly bad it's, well, okay.
 
2005-02-03 08:04:39 PM
Someone dig up a copy of the image and I'll mirror it. I've got 75GB of unused bandwidth sitting on an OC-128. How farked could it get? :P
 
2005-02-03 08:04:41 PM
farked
 
2005-02-03 08:04:52 PM
farked
should kittens rejoice?
 
2005-02-03 08:05:07 PM
jpnl,

did you use to live with me?
 
2005-02-03 08:05:13 PM
Rendrago you must work faster! You have been given the title of "that guy" by me. =)
 
2005-02-03 08:05:26 PM
farking in effect...



/anxiously awaiting mirror
 
2005-02-03 08:05:28 PM


I've seen enough to know I'd beam her up.
 
2005-02-03 08:05:38 PM
C'mon!

This link is farked,

I'd fark her!

And just to test it out... (the filter)

this is my Boobies with my new account... fixed a spellingerror in my username...
 
2005-02-03 08:06:15 PM
Don't know about the face, but Rendrago posted my new desktop!
 
2005-02-03 08:06:48 PM
Only on Fark will boobies (even when covered!) bring a server crashing to its knees within minutes. God bless the internet and all the sick f*cks like me who use it!
 
2005-02-03 08:06:50 PM
housedog:

you ever live in SF (North Beach)?
 
2005-02-03 08:08:04 PM
I think I'll just go buy a McBurger... an' HIT IT!
 
2005-02-03 08:08:11 PM
What's the deal with this "filter" and why haven't I heard of it?
 
2005-02-03 08:08:12 PM
haha, no. but my former roommate lives in oakland and has the same opinion of zardoz, which i made him watch once. he's also an occassional farker, but i don't know his username.
 
2005-02-03 08:08:52 PM
First the article:

Oscar Linko pondered the numerous election posters in Kerr Hall East for several minutes.

"They all look alike," complained the first-year industrial engineering student. "Except, this girl she, she...well you can see her breasts."

Similar comments have been murmured throughout Ryerson's hallways since RyeSAC presidential candidate Cristina Ribeiro revealed her campaign posters last week.

Listing off Ribeiro's qualifications can be a mouthful. Among other leadership roles, she has been president of women in computer science and her course union, a member of the Board of Governors, a student services ambassador and head of the Ryerson chapter of IBM Women in Technology.

But students such as Linko appear to be only noticing her physical attributes.

Ribeiro shows off a low-cut black and white striped tank top in a photo with her three executive running mates, who are all wearing collared dress shirts. In the group's individual posters, Ribeiro's photo sticks out because, unlike everyone else, her "headshot" is actually from the waist up.

"I hope this shirt wins the election," reads one of the several vandalized campaign posters.

"What I automatically looked at was that really low neckline and all that cleavage," said Anne Sowden, president of the Toronto chapter of the association of image consultants.

"If you look at the others, she looks unprofessional," she said. "That's club wear, which is OK, but there's a time and a place for everything... she comes off looking sleazy."

Sowden said if she was trying to attract attention she succeeded, and that may not be a bad thing considering last year's election was decided by only 33 votes.

"Anything you can do as a candidate to be remembered is probably not a bad idea," said University of Alberta politics professor Linda Trimble.

Similarly to Ryerson, the University of Alberta student union has consistently low voter turn out in student elections.

Trimble remembers a few years ago when a student association candidate posed strategically and appeared to be nude in her campaign photo. The candidate was disqualified because of an unrelated technicality, but the controversy sparked an interest in the election.

Ryerson had a similar situation when Dave MacLean ran for RyeSAC president two years ago. His election poster showed him holding a "President" sign in front of his groin. He ended up losing to Ken Marciniec.

Sherry E. White, a London, Ont. city councillor, said image is something both men and women in politics need to be conscious of.

Looking professional and dressing appropriately for the situation "shows that you care and that you have respect,"said White.

The self-proclaimed feminist said she respects Ribeiro's decision to dress provocatively, but she would have chosen a more professional look.

Trimble points to criticism Belinda Stronach faced when running for the Conservative leadership earlier this year as an example of the scrutiny an attractive female politician often faces.

"The assumption is when (women) enter political life they need to be masculine...but who sets those rules? The rules are set by the male competitors.

"You could read (Ribeiro's poster) as a very curvaceous, beautiful woman who is proud of her body," Trimble said.

The other women running with Ribeiro, Dorota Sobocki, said Ribeiro's attire in her poster is merely an example of the type of clothing Ribeiro wears.

"My thing is I've always been a person who's transparent. Just because I'm running for president doesn't mean I'm going to change who I am. I'm a fun person," said Ribeiro, adding she is RyeSAC's vice president student life and events.

"If you run on the sort of visual that suggests student government is about partying, not politics, you're stuck with that image," said Caroline Andrew, dean of Social Sciences and Political Science at the University of Ottawa said. Students such as Linko agree.

"Maybe she's a nice person, very intelligent, but if you represent a student organization you need to be properly attired...if she visits (the University of Toronto) they won't take her seriously," he said.

Ribeiro said she understands different dress is required for different occasions.

"I always have a spare professional looking outfit in my office," she said, adding she just wanted her campaign posters to reflect who she is.

While some argue she's revolutionizing a female role in politics by displaying her femininity, Andrew argues the opposite.

"I think she's playing on a more old fashion view that women play roles (in politics) because of their physical attributes instead of political smarts."

Andrew suspects the busty posters won't win Ribeiro any extra votes. She said students who don't think it's important to vote won't be swayed by large breasts.
 
2005-02-03 08:09:03 PM
Farked sensless.
 
2005-02-03 08:09:16 PM
Ha ha...their server is down now.



/snickers...oh, I loves the special sauce.../
 
2005-02-03 08:09:31 PM
OMFG somebody post a mirror, quick!
 
2005-02-03 08:09:31 PM
It's actually not farked... just really really slow...
 
2005-02-03 08:11:03 PM
Oh no, most definately farked.
 
2005-02-03 08:11:41 PM
10 minute load = farked
 
2005-02-03 08:11:56 PM
*still looking at the BBC chick's rack*
 
2005-02-03 08:12:05 PM
Evil-Imposter:

Which "The Apple" are you referring to? IMDB has several.
 
2005-02-03 08:12:08 PM
I'd hit 80% of her. The lower 80%.
 
2005-02-03 08:12:17 PM
NOW it's farked.
 
2005-02-03 08:12:34 PM
those look like billy bob teeth. i call shenanigans.
 
2005-02-03 08:12:43 PM
About Zardoz....

A friend of mine in Ireland - John Boorman - directed that picture. And yes, it's not great. But please remember all the good films that Boorman did do. Just check imdb.com.
 
2005-02-03 08:13:11 PM
"Listing off Ribeiro's qualifications can be a mouthful."

Boy howdy!
 
2005-02-03 08:13:36 PM
no, wait, nope, oh hold on... nah, its really farked up now
 
2005-02-03 08:13:47 PM
 
2005-02-03 08:13:47 PM
I'd eat it
 
2005-02-03 08:13:53 PM
Billy bob teeth? Christ, you guys are brutal.
 
2005-02-03 08:14:09 PM
She must brush her teeth with butter!
 
2005-02-03 08:15:05 PM
Political cleavage
Revealing campaign posters could make or break Cristina Ribeiro's bid for RyeSAC presidency, experts say.

By: Robyn Doolittle
February.01.2005 Printer-friendly version






Oscar Linko pondered the numerous election posters in Kerr Hall East for several minutes.

"They all look alike," complained the first-year industrial engineering student. "Except, this girl she, she...well you can see her breasts."

Similar comments have been murmured throughout Ryerson's hallways since RyeSAC presidential candidate Cristina Ribeiro revealed her campaign posters last week.

Listing off Ribeiro's qualifications can be a mouthful. Among other leadership roles, she has been president of women in computer science and her course union, a member of the Board of Governors, a student services ambassador and head of the Ryerson chapter of IBM Women in Technology.

But students such as Linko appear to be only noticing her physical attributes.

Ribeiro shows off a low-cut black and white striped tank top in a photo with her three executive running mates, who are all wearing collared dress shirts. In the group's individual posters, Ribeiro's photo sticks out because, unlike everyone else, her "headshot" is actually from the waist up.

"I hope this shirt wins the election," reads one of the several vandalized campaign posters.

"What I automatically looked at was that really low neckline and all that cleavage," said Anne Sowden, president of the Toronto chapter of the association of image consultants.

"If you look at the others, she looks unprofessional," she said. "That's club wear, which is OK, but there's a time and a place for everything... she comes off looking sleazy."

Sowden said if she was trying to attract attention she succeeded, and that may not be a bad thing considering last year's election was decided by only 33 votes.

"Anything you can do as a candidate to be remembered is probably not a bad idea," said University of Alberta politics professor Linda Trimble.

Similarly to Ryerson, the University of Alberta student union has consistently low voter turn out in student elections.

Trimble remembers a few years ago when a student association candidate posed strategically and appeared to be nude in her campaign photo. The candidate was disqualified because of an unrelated technicality, but the controversy sparked an interest in the election.

Ryerson had a similar situation when Dave MacLean ran for RyeSAC president two years ago. His election poster showed him holding a "President" sign in front of his groin. He ended up losing to Ken Marciniec.


RyeSAC campaigns have a history of racy poster photos. The latest batch, for presidential candidate Cristina Ribeiro (bottom left), have been vandalized on campus. Right, current RyeSAC president Dave MacLean showed off his political aspirations during the 2003 race. He lost.


Sherry E. White, a London, Ont. city councillor, said image is something both men and women in politics need to be conscious of.

Looking professional and dressing appropriately for the situation "shows that you care and that you have respect,"said White.

The self-proclaimed feminist said she respects Ribeiro's decision to dress provocatively, but she would have chosen a more professional look.

Trimble points to criticism Belinda Stronach faced when running for the Conservative leadership earlier this year as an example of the scrutiny an attractive female politician often faces.

"The assumption is when (women) enter political life they need to be masculine...but who sets those rules? The rules are set by the male competitors.

"You could read (Ribeiro's poster) as a very curvaceous, beautiful woman who is proud of her body," Trimble said.

The other women running with Ribeiro, Dorota Sobocki, said Ribeiro's attire in her poster is merely an example of the type of clothing Ribeiro wears.

"My thing is I've always been a person who's transparent. Just because I'm running for president doesn't mean I'm going to change who I am. I'm a fun person," said Ribeiro, adding she is RyeSAC's vice president student life and events.

"If you run on the sort of visual that suggests student government is about partying, not politics, you're stuck with that image," said Caroline Andrew, dean of Social Sciences and Political Science at the University of Ottawa said. Students such as Linko agree.

"Maybe she's a nice person, very intelligent, but if you represent a student organization you need to be properly attired...if she visits (the University of Toronto) they won't take her seriously," he said.

Ribeiro said she understands different dress is required for different occasions.

"I always have a spare professional looking outfit in my office," she said, adding she just wanted her campaign posters to reflect who she is.

While some argue she's revolutionizing a female role in politics by displaying her femininity, Andrew argues the opposite.

"I think she's playing on a more old fashion view that women play roles (in politics) because of their physical attributes instead of political smarts."

Andrew suspects the busty posters won't win Ribeiro any extra votes. She said students who don't think it's important to vote won't be swayed by large breasts.



 
2005-02-03 08:15:15 PM
I'd vote for it!
/then I'd unfeed it a sammich
 
2005-02-03 08:15:35 PM
I'd hit it like a McDonald's Double Cheeseburger. Meat between the buns; complete with special sauce.
 
2005-02-03 08:15:41 PM
asm65

Ask your friend to try and explain Exorcist 2!!
 
2005-02-03 08:15:41 PM
well, i say billy bob teeth, but what i really mean is:


I'd hit it
 
2005-02-03 08:15:43 PM
look at that nose!
 
2005-02-03 08:16:28 PM
 
2005-02-03 08:16:34 PM
You know, big knobs will make up for a lot of shortcomings in other areas, but there's only so much I can overlook. Man, that chick's fugly...

/startled my dog
 
2005-02-03 08:17:00 PM
I'll take them boobies, but not that face...
 
2005-02-03 08:17:08 PM
damn you, Rendrago, quite being a tease!

or

bless you, Rendrago, may I please see more?
 
2005-02-03 08:17:47 PM
Oh hell, she ain't that bad!
 
2005-02-03 08:17:50 PM
from the mouth down she's not bad, but her eyes make me wanna gouge out my own.
 
2005-02-03 08:18:15 PM
imprimere


"I'd hit it like a McDonald's Double Cheeseburger. Meat between the buns; complete with special sauce."


Thanks. Cocacola all over the LCD.
 
2005-02-03 08:19:10 PM
someone got slapped the yarmulka
 
2005-02-03 08:19:18 PM
Ribiero? She's definitely one o' them Italian Jews. I've never been more sure of a Jewish girl in my life. And, before somebody gets pissed, no, I don't say so just because of that schnozz.

//Spaghetti and matzoh balls
 
2005-02-03 08:19:40 PM
LOL @ The Liver's dog.
 
2005-02-03 08:19:44 PM
I'd hit it like a Korean whore in China.
 
2005-02-03 08:20:36 PM
Thank goodness politics is an informed, mature process by which we weed out irresponsible, self-serving, and potentially dangerous people to the public trust and select the most principled and mature candidates, rather than resorting to a pathetic image based popularity contest. RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?
 
2005-02-03 08:21:57 PM
MIRROR

Note: Other pics in this album NSFW, but this one link is!
 
2005-02-03 08:22:46 PM
Doctor Doom


Actually, she'd get my vote for the mere possibility of public slippage.
 
2005-02-03 08:22:49 PM
spleef420
from the mouth down she's not bad, but her eyes make me wanna gouge out my own.

Apparently he saw her pics before you.



/window or isle - I'm easy
 
2005-02-03 08:23:10 PM
THE APPLE ROCKS!!!
 
2005-02-03 08:23:25 PM
Doctor Doom

Did you say something?

Would you move over a little, you're blocking teh b(o|o)bies.

Thank you.
 
2005-02-03 08:24:40 PM
Since link is farked, heres some Jordan Capri gallerys.

NSFW

http://www.badgirlsblog.com/fusker/index.php?lid=37421&offset=60&special=previ ew
http://www.badgirlsblog.com/fusker/index.php?lid=37423&offset=60&special=previ ew
http://www.badgirlsblog.com/fusker/index.php?lid=37425&offset=60&special=previ ew
 
2005-02-03 08:24:51 PM
To Evil-imposter,

Funny you mentioned that. I did say something when I stayed with him and his wife and kids a couple of years ago in Annamoe, Ireland. About - the fact that Exorcist 2 was voted the worst film ever, etc. He understood that, and said a lot of that was beyond his control. But he's a great director, none-the-less.
 
2005-02-03 08:25:44 PM
Raydr just earned himself seven years of bad luck..
 
2005-02-03 08:26:45 PM
the mirror is farked
 
2005-02-03 08:27:31 PM
asm65

Yeah, I just had to say something. Hell, he directed "Deliverance" - one of the best (not to mention most infamous) films of all time.
 
2005-02-03 08:27:38 PM
Here you go:
http://www.sac.ryerson.ca/involved/elections/ribeiro.html

And here's her home page:
http://www.scs.ryerson.ca/cribeiro/
 
2005-02-03 08:27:47 PM
 
2005-02-03 08:28:20 PM
Meh. I've seen hotter Canadians (probably NSFW or kittens).
 
2005-02-03 08:29:45 PM
asm65

Also, I have read something about during the filming of Exorcist 2 he came down w/some exotic fever and nearly died. Did he say anything about that to you?
 
2005-02-03 08:30:16 PM
 
2005-02-03 08:30:27 PM
The way a large faction of the Fark community enjoys finding minute flaws, you must be drop dead gorgeous yourselves.

/jiminy christmas...
 
2005-02-03 08:30:34 PM
I'd hit that like Sugar Ray Leonard hits a speed punching bag
 
2005-02-03 08:31:26 PM
Yep, I just screwed myself.

So much for testing the server.
 
2005-02-03 08:32:12 PM
She looks kind of russian to me. I like that as I bet she gives good russian.
 
2005-02-03 08:33:51 PM
mudguts

that link and photo were necessary, why???

//looking under the kitchen sink for bleach and an eyecup
 
2005-02-03 08:34:15 PM
It's a bunch of stupid young people, of course she's going to get a lot of votes for this.
 
2005-02-03 08:34:25 PM
Evil-imposter,

Don't remember much about that, but it does ring a bell. They were in S. America or something...don't remember that clearly. Well, I am going back there (Ireland) and will be having dinner with him in April, so I'll be sure to bring it up !
 
2005-02-03 08:39:23 PM
id hit it. with a car
 
2005-02-03 08:39:34 PM
Uh boy... after checking out her homepage - these farkers are going to rip this chick apart. Imagine the misfortune of being featured on a FARK non-boobie boobies link if you are just a regular student with a regular life - not a supermodel or pornstar.

My sympathies in advance...
 
2005-02-03 08:39:53 PM
Rendrago

Thank you for the most recent picture as well as all your efforts on this story.

To those of you who find this woman unattractive, I would like to point out that she has a perfect JFG.

//JFG = Jaw For Goo
 
2005-02-03 08:40:43 PM
she's proud to be a computer scientist.. this girl rocks!
 
2005-02-03 08:40:49 PM
Well I will go on the record as saying I would hit it and even perhaps buy it dinner!
 
2005-02-03 08:41:20 PM
She's a "two-bagger"
 
2005-02-03 08:41:27 PM
You guys are way harsh, she's not ugly. When it comes to boobies pics or porn (not that this link qualifies as porn, I'm just speaking in general) I've never understood why most of you expect the babes to be uber smokin' hot. Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm always more attracted to pics of chicks I think I could actually get.

Let's face it, 99% of us would have no chance in hell of hitting a babe like Carmen Electra, or Beyonce Knowles, or Monica Belucci, or [insert any incredibly hot actress/model/singer, etc.]. Porn is about fantasy and the fantasy aspect sort of disappears when the babe is one of unrealistically achievable hotness.

I much prefer pics of chicks that are anywhere from average looking to "cute". But like I said, maybe I'm alone on this. Maybe I'm a freak and I've got it wrong. I'm just interested to hear other opinions on it.

And this chick in the picture... I could get her. And yes, I would hit it. Those boobies are killer!
 
2005-02-03 08:42:52 PM
I don't care what everyone else is saying...I'd hit it!
 
2005-02-03 08:42:54 PM
Bah. The worst movie of all time is either "Manos" The Hands of Fate or something from the Coleman Francis film collection.

 
2005-02-03 08:43:14 PM
*laughs* Boy, between me, the topless girls as desktop wallpapers in the lab, and now Cristina, my school sure does get a lot of press on Fark.
 
2005-02-03 08:43:57 PM
based on the ridiculous personal comments in this thread, i can only hope that this girl doesn't have a computer. Or any friends with a computer.

What? She's a comp sci student?

Shazbutt.
 
2005-02-03 08:44:00 PM
As a highly sensuous lesbian, I find this girl to be perhaps too young for my daily orgies.
 
2005-02-03 08:44:28 PM
And yes, she's hot in person too.
 
2005-02-03 08:45:18 PM
I think she's adorable.
 
2005-02-03 08:45:22 PM
I wonnder if this girl has any idea of the popularity increase she just underwent?
 
2005-02-03 08:45:26 PM
What are you all talking about? No Playboy model, but she's pretty cute & obviously has a nice chest...
 
2005-02-03 08:46:44 PM
Nothin wrong with that. I think... er.. brain fighting with testes.... logic vs hormone..... can't fight sex...
 
2005-02-03 08:46:48 PM
whens christina aguilera guna do something slutty again ;\
 
2005-02-03 08:47:01 PM
Sorry to Cristina for being "that guy".

Your welcome Farkers. I am now the mirror gimp.

And I agree, she is cute and deserves to win.

/time to buy a few more T1's...
 
2005-02-03 08:47:25 PM
She's not exactly ugly people. I'd hit it.

Although, judging from the fact she apparently likes having her picture taken, I would only hit it IF she gave me permission to whip it back out and mushroom stamp her forehead afterwards.
 
2005-02-03 08:48:09 PM
I'd hit it. We only had a few decent women when I did computer science.
 
2005-02-03 08:48:21 PM
/I'd hit it
 
2005-02-03 08:49:03 PM
She's very attractive. End of story, judgemental losers.
 
2005-02-03 08:49:07 PM
Orphans cause many problems. They try to communicate with their parent (which no longer exists) and just end up getting adopted by InIt. This is why orphans are so problematic. This is avoidable, we do not have to put up with all the problems that these orphans create. To avoid this we must make sure to always kill the child.

Tip: When in doubt, the parent should kill the child.


(Fork not included)
Materials Needed: fork

Before you Begin: The element of surprise can make this process much more fun and enjoyable.

Step 1: The parent forks a child.
Step 2: The parent checks if the child has been forked properly. If the child has not been forked
properly repeat Step 1.

Caution: Do Not OVER FORK! Forking once is enough.

Step 3: The parent must keep a close eye on the child.
Step 4: Wait until the child is done playing and isnt doing anything other than sleeping, kill the child.

Congratulations: you have successfully killed a child and therefore no orphan exists.

Instructions on Killing Children (Using Pipes) comming soon

If you are interested in having me babysit please e-mail me.
 
2005-02-03 08:50:24 PM
CreubusMagnus

That's an incredibly savvy ploy to direct people to your eBay auction. I applaud you and your very long Freedom Fry.

P.S. Please post pics of said orgies, if indeed, you are a highly sensuous lesbian. Thank you.
 
2005-02-03 08:51:59 PM
I would very much like to buy her a glass dragon and show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection.


/help it
 
2005-02-03 08:52:59 PM
I'm with Jank on this one.
 
2005-02-03 08:54:21 PM
Who cares about the face. Look at that rack. Good lord.
 
2005-02-03 08:57:05 PM
I bet she goes like a steam train!

 
2005-02-03 08:57:11 PM
MMM Butterface..

Thank god that someone invented paperbags.
 
2005-02-03 08:57:55 PM
Well, umm. Yeah, I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 08:58:29 PM
Hillbilly mouth.
Nice boo-bays.
I'd hit it like a double cheesburger.
 
2005-02-03 08:58:33 PM
Same BS seen going on in my campus elections at UBC. All the guys' posters are shoulders up, at least a couple of women's posters are chest-up.
I'm not saying it's the women who decided to use such tactics. It could be whoever made the posters. But, ambitious women (and men) will use whatever they have to get power.
Same old crap.

/former student politico way back when
 
2005-02-03 08:58:46 PM
Nothing wrong with that girl.
 
2005-02-03 08:58:51 PM
 
2005-02-03 08:59:51 PM
Who cares about the face. Look at that rack. Good lord.

If you ever have a conversation with her, please make SOME eye contact. Then again, I guess she doesn't mind her bongos becoming the focal point...
 
2005-02-03 09:01:15 PM
Ack! She's cute... wtf is with you peepul?
 
2005-02-03 09:01:57 PM
Yes I'm very interested in having a conversation with this girl. Why else would I be interested in her? All I care about is a girl's personality.
 
2005-02-03 09:02:09 PM
Commodore69: My sympathies in advance...

To be fair, there are also a number of us Farkers making innappropriate sexual comments about her as well.

I'd be joining the latter group, but I'm too busy working to come up with witty remarks about my desire to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
 
2005-02-03 09:02:21 PM
Who cares about the face. Look at that rack. Good lord.

Look at it? Hell - I just made a map of Hawaii because of it.
 
2005-02-03 09:02:22 PM
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Application server is busy. Either there are too many concurrent requests or the server still is starting up

FARKED!!!!.
 
2005-02-03 09:02:48 PM
Copy and paste, use as needed:

[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[ ]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 09:02:52 PM
 
2005-02-03 09:04:51 PM
Okay okay, could someone please link me to the famed Glass Dragon TF thread? I missed it, and I want to read it. Post it here, or E-mail's in the profile. Muchoth Grathiath.
 
2005-02-03 09:05:51 PM
And if you can't link to the Glass Dragon TF thread, could you at least explain it for use Liters?
 
2005-02-03 09:06:19 PM
i wouldnt hit it.... even with a stick
 
2005-02-03 09:06:29 PM
I think I'm in love. Too bad I hate CS.

/former CS major, now Geology major moonlighting as a microbiologist.
 
2005-02-03 09:07:10 PM
RE: The Apple

I don't know which The Apple we were originally talking about, but I just saw the godawful 1980 glam-disco musical at the B-Fest movie festival in Chicago.

It was horrible.

Can't wait to repeat the experience.

Maybe have my head asplode.
 
2005-02-03 09:08:23 PM
Five Inch Taint:

Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm always more attracted to pics of chicks I think I could actually get.

You could get this one with a drivers license that doesn't have "under 21" stamped on it.
 
2005-02-03 09:09:13 PM
I'd fark her her silly.

/though she seems to been farked pretty silly already
//she has cumtiferous milk bags and I'll bet she gives a hella blowjob
///would play "smell my finger" with her in the dairy aisle at the grocery store
 
2005-02-03 09:11:39 PM
(not digging up the pic)

i'd hit it over the head with a club
(then drag it by the hair back to my cave and fark it)
 
2005-02-03 09:12:21 PM
[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[X]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 09:12:28 PM
 
2005-02-03 09:12:33 PM
She has a pretty face and a hella body. Very nice. She's actually able to form a complete sentence too. That's something a lot of well endowded women can't do.

I don't know what you basement dwelling types expect, but not every woman out there looks like Salma Hayek and they don't have to in order to be pretty.
 
2005-02-03 09:12:40 PM
I don't see a thing wrong with this girl. She has a cute, warm smile, and she looks intelligent, sweet, and friendly. I'm sure she doesn't compare with most of her critics' "girlfriends," but then again, her last name isn't ".jpg".

No sir, nothing wrong with her at all.
 
2005-02-03 09:12:46 PM
Nice rack, cutesy nerdy face, nice bod, and unless I'm mistaken she's legal. What's not to like?
 
2005-02-03 09:13:00 PM
With a rack like that, how could you not hit it??
 
2005-02-03 09:14:53 PM
I'd elect it!
 
2005-02-03 09:16:20 PM
I was waiting for ayesha999 to weigh in. When are we gonna get the good pictures of her, Steph?
 
2005-02-03 09:18:45 PM
Rendrago
http://www.scs.ryerson.ca/cribeiro/

It's very interesting that someone who loves comp sci can't make her photos show up and has to use AOL's ART files for graphics.
 
2005-02-03 09:21:01 PM
I would like to show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection and possibly buy her a glass dragon.

Okay, probably not.

She's a bag job, from the neck down though she's nice though.

It's a tough call friends.
 
2005-02-03 09:22:08 PM
There is nothing wrong with that female.

.
 
2005-02-03 09:22:30 PM
Is that Seinfeld's? wife or girlfriend? ;)
p.s WOULD hit it!
 
2005-02-03 09:23:22 PM
 
2005-02-03 09:25:01 PM
Dude! Why is she selling her homework assignments on her web site?

MasterCard and Visa ACCEPTINATED!
 
2005-02-03 09:26:15 PM
Wish I'd seen this thread earlier. I was the EinC of the Eyeopener in '95. Good times. A good paper. Suck it, Ryersonian.

/old rivalries never die
 
2005-02-03 09:26:34 PM
I'd hit it like Mickey Mantle


With my 34-inch wood.
 
2005-02-03 09:26:55 PM
I live in the same building as this girl (floor 3 pitman hall :D) and she's actually visited our dorm room. She's pretty nice in person and isn't really out there from what I've seen. Kinda shy even. You can't tell from the pictures but she is really short.

It's still funny watching the power of fark crush the eyeopener though. We have two newspapers running out of the university, they both suck.

I've played poker with the naked dude behind the 'president poster'. He actually won the year after but is doing a terrible job.
 
Ni
2005-02-03 09:27:07 PM
"Cristina Ribeiro, Computer Science"

She's a geek! woohoo!
 
2005-02-03 09:28:45 PM
2005-02-03 09:22:08 PM DistendedPendulusFrenulum

There is nothing wrong with that female.

Okay, well, yeah maybe I'm being a bit overly critical.

She's pretty nice looking.

I guess I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 09:30:43 PM
oh and are there any other ryerson farkers out there?

/sucks to be u of t
 
2005-02-03 09:31:08 PM
I know two Ribeiros, and they're both Portuguese. She's Portuguese. Not bad for Portuguese descent. This post has no point, really.
 
2005-02-03 09:31:28 PM
"Computer science is a very difficult and stressful program with a lot of math, science and then all the computer stuff like programming"

yeah... and so we could all finish that with:

"And that like... totaly sucks"
 
2005-02-03 09:32:16 PM
Let's face it, 99% of us would have no chance in hell of hitting a babe like Carmen Electra, or Beyonce Knowles, or Monica Belucci, or [insert any incredibly hot actress/model/singer, etc.].

Dude. There is quite a huge gulf between this girl and Carmen Electra or Beyonce Knowles. There is a nice middle-ground between lusting after supermodels, and wanting to fark anything with boobs.
 
2005-02-03 09:32:19 PM
 
2005-02-03 09:33:05 PM
 
2005-02-03 09:34:02 PM
[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[X]I'd hit it, with my penis.
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[ ]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 09:35:04 PM
We had shiat like this at my University, we called 'em "boob candidates." If 20 of them ran, maybe 2 or 3 would win, which just goes to show. I'm not sure what it goes to show. I like boobs.
 
2005-02-03 09:36:24 PM
Wow, she looks just like the girlfriend I lived with for a summer in college. She was one horny little thang... caught her more than once playing Hey Diddle Diddle in public places... and more than once kissing our other roommate... another girl.

I moved out, though, and dumped her the day I caught her in our bed with her coke dealer... a guy. (If the guy hadn't been someone that I completely loathed to begin with, I might have forgiven her. He was a complete jerk, with no redeeming personal traits except that he would sell you coke, and he always had some.)

So yeah, go ahead and hit it.

You'll probably have weener warts in a month.
 
2005-02-03 09:36:37 PM
haha thats the best shiat ever.
i read the top and went 'that sounds like my student council'

AND IT WAS
HAHAHA
 
2005-02-03 09:37:15 PM
That's rack-tastic!
 
2005-02-03 09:37:31 PM
Feh. Not that ample.
 
2005-02-03 09:40:49 PM
Damn - she could compsci me any day....

/has no clue what that means either
 
2005-02-03 09:43:17 PM
Feh. Not that ample.

That's kinda gross, dude. You like 'em BIGGER than THOSE?!?!?!? That's like saying that Juggs magazine doesn't feature busty enough chicks. I mean, that's cool and all . . . whatever it takes to float your boat, but, uhhhh, yuck.
 
2005-02-03 09:43:31 PM
She's teabag worthy.
 
2005-02-03 09:43:33 PM
I understand why she's focusing on the boobies. Her face is tragic.
 
2005-02-03 09:43:36 PM
Amazing what modern bra-truss work can do (metal support wire, tape, fabric,...) aka Wonder Bra.
Ofcourse, the trick is to get them pushed together "just" right so that the cleavage is ample, the breasts appear full and round.

Pardon me a moment (Fap fap fap fap...cough)

/A bag can do wonders!
//A big bag? How about a couple beers....
 
2005-02-03 09:44:47 PM
My pants just voted.
 
2005-02-03 09:47:44 PM
If anyone's still reading, I'm not sure that the cleavage was entirely intentional. I think that might just be how she was dressed. She does share the frame with several others photographed from the waist up. On second thought, I've never known a girl to just throw on some clothes without forethought. On third thought, she is a CS major...

/I'd hit it.
//Would still take her seriously.
///UofT grad..
 
2005-02-03 09:48:00 PM
Sorry, I have to throw my hat in the ring for nominating the worst movie ever. It absolutely has to be "El Topo".
 
2005-02-03 09:48:45 PM
Ain't nothing wrong with her. She sure ain't a classic beauty but she isn't a German Shepherd either. Nothing wrong with a face that doesn't look like a supermodel's especially if its got a smile on it most of the time. She looks pretty perky and friendly. Nothing wrong with her at all.

(and then there's the enormous, soft, round, warm fun bags too)
 
2005-02-03 09:49:08 PM
whatever it takes to float your boat

Heh. Those boobies would definitely float a boat.
 
2005-02-03 09:50:23 PM


at least she isn't running for anything
 
2005-02-03 09:52:24 PM

She's kinda cute. Petite bod, big rack


Maybe I'm just an anal editor, but is anyone else bothered by her lame website and first-grade spelling?


"omfg im like teh hax0r and your not! More comming soon!!"


Yeesh. Let's hope she's as good a programmer as she says, because she can't spell worth a damn...

 
2005-02-03 09:54:17 PM
Sweet jesus! My last name's Ribeiro, in college, & was into comp sci (back in the day). Let me assure you, reading this was quite weird. I had to double check that I wasn't randomly running for student-council.
Although.. last year a friend & I ran for hall council under the slogan "not just a pretty face"
yeah.. we lost.

Oh well, I'm totally rooting for this girl.

/Ribeiro is Portuguese
 
2005-02-03 09:55:08 PM
Holy crap.

How did this nasty-looking chick get all this attention? I guess her plan worked.

Ah well. So it is. The ol' train to Cumdumpsterville.

/why did i post?
//yeah yeah, nice rack
 
2005-02-03 09:56:31 PM
Well, all you guys that would hit it better hurry the f*ck up before Batman jumps her with a bat-lasso or some such sh*t and gets her back to gotham prison.
 
2005-02-03 09:57:20 PM
Oh my god, she goes to Ryerson?!?!?!!?!?!!? I was never here. I never clicked the link.

*breathes*

*remembers 3-month ban*

*slowly backs away*
 
2005-02-03 09:58:13 PM
Did she brush her teeth with a block of cheddar cheese?
Enough with the homosexual check boxes...
 
2005-02-03 09:59:32 PM
It's a tough call friends.

If she were wiggling in your lap I bet it wouldn't be.
 
2005-02-03 09:59:49 PM
Deep Hurting:

The worst movie of all time is either "Manos" The Hands of Fate or something from the Coleman Francis film collection.


My money is on Red Zone Cuba.
 
2005-02-03 10:02:02 PM
i think it was better without the face shots

/sigh
 
2005-02-03 10:02:26 PM
Maybe she just, like, has them. She is a girl you know.
 
2005-02-03 10:03:46 PM
WTF, she's good looking and she's got body to go with the brain - I'd hit it, before I got married.
 
2005-02-03 10:04:26 PM
karl trotsky
why? would her campaign focus on the ample size of her noggin/forehead?
 
2005-02-03 10:04:30 PM
The chick is rather nice looking. A lot of farkers seem to have come down with a bad case of teh gheys.
 
2005-02-03 10:04:53 PM


/Obligatory
 
2005-02-03 10:06:47 PM
A friend of mine ran (and won) for HS class president with posters showing him taking a piss and the caption that he "takes care of business"
 
2005-02-03 10:09:52 PM
big rack. big schnoz. i'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 10:10:52 PM
god shes ugly...
 
2005-02-03 10:11:06 PM
Enough with the homosexual check boxes...

Yes sir, Mr. President! No more homos, sir.
 
2005-02-03 10:13:25 PM
She's so cute. I want her. :(
 
2005-02-03 10:13:51 PM
Beautiful tits, and her face ain't that bad. I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-03 10:17:47 PM
The additional pics on her site are disturbing, but not as bad as the recipe to kill kids!

[url=http://www.scs.ryerson.ca.nyud.net:8090/cribeiro/CPS590.html]Killing Children Instructions [/url]

[I]Before you Begin: The element of surprise can make this process much more fun and enjoyable.

Step 1: The parent forks a child.
Step 2: The parent checks if the child has been forked properly. If the child has not been forked properly repeat Step 1.

Caution: Do Not OVER FORK! Forking once is enough.

Step 3: The parent must keep a close eye on the child.
Step 4: Wait until the child is done playing and isnt doing anything other than sleeping, kill the child.

Congratulations: you have successfully killed a child and therefore no orphan exists.

Instructions on Killing Children (Using Pipes) comming soon

If you are interested in having me babysit please e-mail me. [/I]
 
2005-02-03 10:18:17 PM
She goes to Ryerson "University"... bah!
 
2005-02-03 10:18:22 PM
She's so cute. I want her. :(
I'm married, but if I wasn't I'd send her an email to the address on her webpage and get that dude earlier in the thread to put in a word for me. Then I'd drive to wherever she is.
 
2005-02-03 10:19:59 PM
2005-02-03 10:17:47 PM bakerlaw67

Uhhh... you do realize that's a CS joke, right?
 
2005-02-03 10:21:11 PM
In my undergrad CompSci days... there must've been 200 guys in the program and maybe 3 girls. Two out of three were the two-bagger-types, but all of them got inordinate amounts of fawning, falling-over-themselves attention from all the guys in the classes around them.

Not that this girl looks bad at all. Sooner or later she's going to hear about all the traffic this Fark thread has generated and she's going to read what you dorks are saying. What a great way to beat up a young woman's probably fragile ego.
 
2005-02-03 10:21:19 PM
I'll bet Karl Rove could make 52% of the 60% of the registered voters you think that she's at least not as ugly as the next candidate hot.

/that karl guy
//he's somethin else
 
2005-02-03 10:21:26 PM
The additional pics on her site are disturbing, but not as bad as the recipe to kill kids!

I must admit, I killed a bunch of forking children today. But zombies were generated.
 
2005-02-03 10:24:49 PM
What a great way to beat up a young woman's probably fragile ego.

I don't know about that, quite a few here are quite enamoured of her it appears. She also can take comfort that she could make about 80% of the others change their minds in about 2 minutes if she was alone in a room with them.
 
2005-02-03 10:25:04 PM
lislis

I've thought it over, and I would hit it.
 
2005-02-03 10:25:24 PM
karl trotsky, looks like that poor girl slammed head first into a box of powdered doughnuts.
 
2005-02-03 10:25:56 PM
Nothing wrong with her. She has a hot "girl next door" quality. I wish there were more like her in my comp sci classes.
 
2005-02-03 10:26:16 PM
2005-02-03 10:21:11 PM DJLunchBox

In my undergrad CompSci days... there must've been 200 guys in the program and maybe 3 girls. Two out of three were the two-bagger-types, but all of them got inordinate amounts of fawning, falling-over-themselves attention from all the guys in the classes around them.
...




That's a shame.
 
2005-02-03 10:27:56 PM
by the way, it looks like more than half the photos on her personal website are farked away now. Somebody might want to set up a mirror so the people who admire her can continue to admire her. :-)
 
2005-02-03 10:31:14 PM
I didn't think she killed kids. I just don't get the joke
 
2005-02-03 10:31:25 PM
she needs to brush her teeth and get some cold sore cream
 
2005-02-03 10:32:41 PM
re: the apple

i saw this on the sundance channel, but it was an arabic film about twin girls who'd been kept under house arrest by their father all their lives. it was pretty crappy.
 
2005-02-03 10:34:38 PM
2005-02-03 10:17:47 PM bakerlaw67

In Unix-land, a lot of suggestive terms are used for things... for example, if one program spawns another, that program is called the parent, the spawned program is called the child - the process is called forking. Further, Unix terminology for halting a program/removing it from memory is "kill"...
 
2005-02-03 10:35:13 PM
Something I've noticed about Canadian girls in general, especially after I spent 10 days in Alberta: very few of the women wear makeup, and their cup sizes are, on average, way bigger. Must be some heretofor unknown effect of the glaciers or the auroras.

She's not ugly, but she is still living in a fantasy world if she thinks her degree has her pointed toward a lifetime of fun and adventure. I look at my computer science degree and I think I should have just gotten a degree in stabbing myself in the eye.
 
2005-02-03 10:35:57 PM
Prime example of a "Butter Face" Everythings great Butter Face! Whew...those teeth!
 
2005-02-03 10:40:51 PM
How the fark has nobody yet quoted this, from her campaign page?

I support your RyeSAC;

Indeed she does.
 
2005-02-03 10:42:56 PM
I look at my computer science degree and I think I should have just gotten a degree in stabbing myself in the eye.

Yeah, what was supposed to be an unlimited high-tech career in demand has now turned into something worth about 20 cents an hour in Bangladesh.

What started out as a great technology career with unlimited possibilities and the geek job security now turns into 40 Indian programmers stuffed into a one-bedroom house outside Redmond, Washington for less than I made when I started.

But at least I am still employed for the moment.
 
2005-02-03 10:43:10 PM
lislis

/Ribeiro is Portuguese


...and Galician, and Asturian.

-El Gaiteru
 
2005-02-03 10:45:03 PM
Hmmmm-she's just a 20 minute ride on the subway away.

I might have to go check out her 'platform' at the next election debate.
 
2005-02-03 10:45:23 PM
bakerlaw67: Geez. What a lame CS joke. Here's how a *real* programmer would phrase it (and I'm an AE!):

int play[2];
pipe(play);

// create only one child!
int child;
do
{
child = fork();
}
while(child 0)
{
char byte;
read(play[0], &byte, 1);
kill(child, SIGKILL);
}
else
{
int byte = 0;
do_play();
write(play[1], &byte, 1);

// children need 9-10 hours!
sleep(32400);
}
 
2005-02-03 10:45:36 PM
msuwalt

I look at my computer science degree and I think I should have just gotten a degree in stabbing myself in the eye.


You know, you don't need a degree for that. Just ask Houston (the rapper).
 
2005-02-03 10:46:18 PM
Ahhh, Rye High strikes again.

Anyone remember when farkette ayesha999 appeared in the Eyeopener's "Love + Sex" issue a couple years ago in compromising positions with a robot? On the cover? Good times, good times...

Incidentally, I've noticed these posters on my way to the radio station on Tuesdays. Meh. They're boobs. I can see boobs all around me any time I want.

/rta, baby
//ckln 88.1 fm rocks your socks
 
2005-02-03 10:47:23 PM
arkansas: Hah! Isn't it great to be obsoleted! Get in line with the farmers, mill workers, textile workers, etc, etc. You don't see a lot of jobs for hourse & buggy drivers these days either, do you?
 
2005-02-03 10:47:26 PM
Comp sci girls . eugh. all of them a complete waste. there was this one, this redheaded irish girl who was so full of herself because all of the anal-wart-like comp sci guys had never been on a freaking date. and the girl was chugly
 
2005-02-03 10:48:43 PM
Oh yeah, and those 40 Indian programmers stuffed into that house making less than me at the beginning of my career? They are about 40 times sharper than me without seeming to try and will work all night with the same intensity as they had at 4:00 am when they first showed up for work that day.

I am thinking about taking up a career in sewing shirts.
 
2005-02-03 10:51:14 PM
Hah! Isn't it great to be obsoleted! Get in line with the farmers, mill workers, textile workers, etc, etc. You don't see a lot of jobs for hourse & buggy drivers these days either, do you?

I suspect the horse and buggy driver career may make a comeback.
 
2005-02-03 10:52:41 PM
Comp Science in Canada = MD from Jamaica
She is also has her pick of the proverbial Nerd litter, since she is probably one of two female comp science students.
 
2005-02-03 10:53:42 PM
anyone realize that the the link code was 733t 911
/random
 
2005-02-03 10:54:49 PM
As Michael Jackson said in the Fox interview

He also defended his sister Janet's "wardrobe malfunction" at last year's Super Bowl.

"Actually, I was looking right at it and I didn't see it ... (I told her to) be strong. This too shall pass. Don't worry about it. I've seen worse things."

I do believe I have NOT seen worse then Janets boobies

/just a superfluous boobie comment
 
2005-02-03 10:56:44 PM
stevenb18hsr

Farkesius has spoken through Drew. Let us all submit and prostrate ourselves before this miracle! (I said PROSTRATE!)
 
2005-02-03 10:59:10 PM
Her face is as ugly as tar, though.
 
2005-02-03 10:59:14 PM
heliosc well if that doesn't make her fall in love with you I don't know what will...

Hey, so she's not a Hollywood beauty, at least the poor kid can still breathe through her nose while - forget it, the kid might read this.

/slinks away
 
2005-02-03 11:00:58 PM
You need to be Insane or retarded to successfully
navigate her site.
 
2005-02-03 11:01:58 PM
I don't see anything wrong with her face, she looks cute to me. She isn't a Hollywood model with botox, 20 pounds of make-up, and $50k of plastic surgery. She has a cute geeky look, and she is in computer science. Geek everywhere stumble over themselves... I know of three girls in computer science, none of them are hot.
 
2005-02-03 11:05:20 PM
[x]I'd Hit It!
[x]I'd Hit it, silly.
[x]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[x]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[x]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[x]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 11:07:10 PM
Oh wait, are we talking about Canadians?

/Turns around smugly
//Cross the 48th sometime and drop me a line, baby
 
2005-02-03 11:08:16 PM
ToeCutter:
Comp Science in Canada = MD from Jamaica

very nice..
 
2005-02-03 11:11:21 PM
It's true I would rather bleed and go miles for a normal doctor, then get help from one of those Jamaican MD's(hacks)
 
2005-02-03 11:12:46 PM
Stinky Cheese
haha thanks, the boyfriend will be glad to know he's not the only one.
 
2005-02-03 11:13:21 PM
[x]I'd Hit It!
[x]I'd Hit it, silly.
[x]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[x]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[x]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[x]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[x]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[x]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[x]Fwap.
[x]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-03 11:14:33 PM
my post isn't intended to be racist against Jamaican Nationals.
For those in the Unknown, Jamaica(or any Caribian med School) has alot of Med Schools, or they like to claim they are Med schools. They mass produce half assed doctors, and there is no official way to distinguish them from US trained doctors.
Most of the Caribian med schools like if you take the MCATS but don't really care what you scored on them
//hacks
 
2005-02-03 11:14:35 PM
I think it's cool that she hangs out with Harold and Kumar

and yes, I'd hit it and take it to White Castle
 
2005-02-03 11:14:36 PM
313 comments!!! My server is crying and taking a beating... but still putting out.

Sigh...
 
2005-02-03 11:15:47 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:16:50 PM
This has been a real banner day for FARK boobies!
 
2005-02-03 11:22:33 PM
I got to agree with some of the other posts... has anyone seen any "hotties" in the CS departments at most colleges? This girl is definitely a cutie by CS standards...

/i'd hit it twice, maybe three times
 
2005-02-03 11:26:15 PM
The first face shot wasn't very flattering. But the other ones she looked pretty hot. Nice rack and a pretty face to go with it.

I'd hit it fo shizzle.
 
2005-02-03 11:28:14 PM
Oh my god, she has a face like a horse!

My eyes, my eyes - somebody help me! I'm bleeding to death through my eyes!
 
2005-02-03 11:31:32 PM
mmmmm, i'd say lislis is by far the superior Ribeiro in this thread.

/just hit it.
 
2005-02-03 11:36:20 PM
gweilo8888

If you were able to watch the 1994 Winter Olympics without bleeding out of your eyes, this girl is a breath of fresh air. Shall I remind you?



Ah, Nancy Kerrigan. God, I can practically HEAR her neigh.
 
2005-02-03 11:40:03 PM
Ya'll fukkin made me spit beer out my nose laffin'.
 
2005-02-03 11:40:16 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:41:09 PM
And BTW... I'd hit it! :-)
 
2005-02-03 11:43:23 PM
heh. i might regret the hindesight...but id splurge perl all over her.

hit her hard, assembler style.

love compsci. and minus the teeth she has a sweet smile.

"dont be hate'n" you know'd hit it to...

plus she plays the 3rd dimension well.
 
2005-02-03 11:44:13 PM
So that was the.. boobies.. link?
I think my wang moved a little... wait... no it didn't.
/yeah, I guess I'd still hit it. Good for a poke if the tele's broke as they say.
 
2005-02-03 11:44:31 PM
Deep Hurting:

Have you seen "Santa Claus Defeats the Martians?"

You can't say Manos is bad after you see this thing. ugh.
 
2005-02-03 11:44:52 PM
money says she's related to alfonso ribiero
y'know the actor
from fresh prince
carlton
 
2005-02-03 11:44:58 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:46:12 PM
 
2005-02-03 11:46:15 PM
heliosc well if that doesn't make her fall in love with you I don't know what will...

*I* wrote that. She did some lame thing with words instead of code, and most of the words weren't even CS stuff. Actually, the only CS stuff in there was fork(), sleep(), and kill(). Mine was funny because it actually takes a CS to realize that the parent process is killing the child process while it's sleeping!
 
2005-02-03 11:47:40 PM
I work with all guys, and unfortunetly, I'm pretty sure I know why I have my job, and why I got four other offers from other companies: 36D's.

/shameless self promotion
//like me for my brain
 
2005-02-03 11:50:51 PM
Well I would've have hit it in undergrad, (I'd probably hit it now but lie about it). As for worst movie, Galaxy of Terror. Giant caterpillar rape scene, 'nuff said.
 
2005-02-03 11:52:51 PM
These people prop up the stereotype that all Ryerson students are ugly.

/University of Toronto
 
2005-02-03 11:55:44 PM
Regarding "The Apple" not only did I see it but I wanted a BIM mark.

Man, I was a dork.
 
2005-02-03 11:56:17 PM
poteet

You know what that sound was? It was the sound of countless Farkers looking at your profile, then moaning in disappointment when they see no picture of your boobies.

/I looked too. Dammit.

Of course, the only way to gauge if your breasts are a deciding factor in your obtaining of jobs is to see them for myself. I suggest you utilize the E-mail address that is posted in my profile.
 
2005-02-03 11:59:07 PM
What an ugly biatch. Guess ugly people need attention too.
 
2005-02-03 11:59:57 PM
Do you think we could help her campaign by sending her a FARK endorsement?

/Waterloo CS Student
//Doesn't think much of Ryerson, but would still hit it
 
2005-02-04 12:00:30 AM
I'd have to go along with teh "hit it" crowd this time.
 
2005-02-04 12:04:50 AM
Anyone notice anything "funny" about the thread number?

I'd hit it with my +3 Vorpal penis

/Geek
 
2005-02-04 12:06:03 AM
I'd hit it. And then I'd use her ample breasts to get elected. And then I'd hit it again... with my student council member.
 
2005-02-04 12:07:59 AM
Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who!
Lets Go, Lets Go, WATERLOO!.

/NERDS!!!
 
2005-02-04 12:13:10 AM
just read her site...nice tits thats about it. the jokes were lame, the java programming made me want to wretch, and she wasn't naked...
 
2005-02-04 12:16:59 AM


i knew i had this sitting around somewhere
 
2005-02-04 12:22:29 AM
SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!

/Simpsons did it
 
2005-02-04 12:23:01 AM
[ ]I'd Hit It!
[ ]I'd Hit it, silly.
[ ]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[ ]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[ ]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[ ]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[x]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[x]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-04 12:23:19 AM
got_nuthin wins.
 
2005-02-04 12:30:28 AM
Is that the best website she could come up with for a FIFTH-YEAR Comp Sci student?

"Computer Scientists give out free trail versions of software"

That being said, I'd hit it with my rhythm stick. When you get past the poster she's actually pretty cute. In a regular, real-world kind of way.
 
2005-02-04 12:30:41 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-04 12:32:39 AM
So far this submission has farked 3 websites - the Eyeopener, the Mirror, and poteet's.
 
2005-02-04 12:35:41 AM
Not sure why I can no longer post images, but would somebody please post this relevant picture: http://www.klangundkleid.ch/img/toys/H814820_POPEYE.jpg
 
2005-02-04 12:36:42 AM
I'd peek it, then poke it.
 
2005-02-04 12:37:04 AM
 
2005-02-04 12:54:35 AM
Her face is revolting and can only be fixed by me bashing it with a shovel over and over agian.
 
2005-02-04 12:55:44 AM
Damn. They should bottle that stuff. Her website *proves* she's kind of geeky, AND she has those awesome boobs and wholesome good looks, and yet you can tell she likes to have fun -- the good kind of fun, not the Mormon kind of non-fun that calls itself fun


/looking for my xanax now...
 
2005-02-04 01:01:57 AM
That's what we in the engineering world call "Engineering Hot". Hot enough for all the engineers who never see light of day or business major boobies, but not hot enough to make it in the business world without some serious plastic surgery.

They hold a business class in one of the rooms in the engineering building at my college, it always smells like the champagne room afterward...
 
2005-02-04 01:03:25 AM
I don't get it. Really.
 
2005-02-04 01:11:13 AM
Sharp knees!! Sharp knees!!!
 
2005-02-04 01:21:53 AM
Fat

sorry. its true.
 
2005-02-04 01:23:03 AM
I've come very late to the party, but I have to say this thread has been damn entertaining.

Her elbows seem too sharp though.
 
2005-02-04 01:23:38 AM
I'd hit it, but wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2005-02-04 01:29:23 AM
I guess this is why I went to law school and not comp.sci. school. All of this prudish fuss and internet harrassment just because some nervous folks don't know how to handle a little cleavage. I read some of the press this woman is getting from the school paper, especially from that hit hack "jounalist" Dolittle (who is appropriately named) and have come to the belief that this self actualized girl must appear to be a real threat to those around her who have failed to develop any self confidence or self comfort. This crowd reminds me of a girl I went on one date with in college. I was kind of attracted to her homely pastey look and wanted to know if she was all nerd or whether she had a little spunk in her. Turns out she was just as she looked, nervous and uncomfortable in her skin. I suggested we get a little more wild, you know, go out for a drink or go dancing, minor and safe human contact, but the whole thing fell apart when I put my arm around her shoulders. She just flipped out very aggressively. Perhaps this student government candidate can relate. She just let her hair down for the election and it seems like a big chunk of the student body just flipped out and aimed their suppressed insecurity and rage at her. Too bad and shame on them. She's done nothing but be herself in a world overpopulated with emotionally and sexually insecure (to the point of handicapped) people. Of course the net community is also full of similar folk. Considering that this lady is also wired, there is a fair chance she will read this thread. I say walk in your own shoes proudly while the weak ones whine.
 
2005-02-04 01:54:14 AM
T-Boy

wtf?
 
2005-02-04 01:58:26 AM
Hey nuclear_asshat:

Did you even look at her other pictures posted in this thread? She's not fat. The picture for her campaign is deceiving, it's only from the chest up. In the other pics of her, she looks normal and healthy. But, I suppose you prefer the flat-chested pre-pubescent look, don't you?

When did big-breasted become fat and rail-thin become hot??
 
2005-02-04 02:02:07 AM
I WOULD BE HITTING THAT WITH GREAT VIGOUR!

 
2005-02-04 02:03:29 AM
Someone has an axe to grind.

/actually several people seem to. This thread yielded a lot bizarre personal revelations, didn't it?

// The power of boobies.
 
2005-02-04 02:03:32 AM
T-Boy: Yikes. Talk about "reading into a situation."
 
2005-02-04 02:08:28 AM
Bottom line: this chick is finer, hotter, smarter, and probably nicer, than any woman who will ever have sex with all you worthless troglodytes. go back to your porn now. meanwhile, I am asking this chick out!
 
2005-02-04 02:14:29 AM
She'd make a better mascot for Linux than the penguin they have now, and since they look related I dont' see why not.
 
2005-02-04 02:24:38 AM
Groats
 
2005-02-04 02:31:03 AM
she's cute.. she needs a tooth brush or cut back on the coffee and cigs.. . I bet cars slow down when they see her smile.
 
2005-02-04 02:42:45 AM


 
2005-02-04 02:51:24 AM
Yikes!
Actually, if I were still in high school, I'd definitely hit it, or try.
You can nitpick about her eyes or nose or teeth, but you can't deny the fact that she's got big jugs! She's probably a sweet girl, and if she's not currently the most popular girl in her school, she soon will be.
Getting your jugs discussed ad nauseum on Fark will do that.
 
2005-02-04 03:20:10 AM
three bagger, but i'd still hit it.
who are we kidding?
 
2005-02-04 03:32:15 AM
Very. very nice!! You know, I'd like to go home with her, and, you know, take her to bed... and then I'd... watch TechTV with her!
Wait, there's no more TechTV?? Well... In that case... I'd hit it like there's no tomorrow!!
 
2005-02-04 03:52:00 AM
Well T-Boy if you say she's wired and will read this thread, then she would appreciate and understand the greatness that is "I'd hit it."
 
2005-02-04 03:53:51 AM


I don't think so...
 
2005-02-04 04:00:34 AM
Fark Party, Toronto! Dude!

 
2005-02-04 04:40:21 AM
I can't get past that shnoz
 
2005-02-04 05:31:32 AM
She looks like the girl from the Spaghetti-os commercial, the one where the can rolls itself down the highway to the girl's house.

/"Chef" sucks
 
2005-02-04 05:50:05 AM
Plenty of trailers rocked on their cement blocks for about 3 min after this got green-lit, from the responses in this thread.


/going to bed, nizzite bizzles.
 
2005-02-04 05:51:07 AM
Uh, has anyone other than me noticed that she is probably the hottest computer engineering chick of ALL TIME??

She deserves an award. AND she deserves to win. After 7 years of engineering school, I look like shiat, I wonder what her frickin' secret is.

 
2005-02-04 06:05:22 AM
gullyborg

A-fricken -men to that. Cute chicks w/ normal, non-supermodel faces. Are TEH HOTT. Herewith, some reasons:

- they try harder in bed, which is to say, they're not so vapid and useless that they think the mere sight of their bad selves naked is enough to make a man's evening.

- they're intellectually curious enough to try new and exciting things! (You fill in the blanks.)

- They don't have the inflated egos that accompany most cover-model-looking women, and consequently don't marry the first pro-athelete or overpaid poseur they can latch onto.

No, folks, this chick is hotter than hot: She'll likely fark you 'till you're delirious, make you breakfast in the morning, and will have more than enough personality to make the rest of the day fun and interesting. Finally, she'll be intelligent and enlightened enough to not feel like she needs to please her parents and likely will not want kids.
 
2005-02-04 06:15:01 AM
I'd most certainly hit it
 
2005-02-04 06:41:35 AM
I wish I had more hands...... so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down!!!
 
2005-02-04 07:21:46 AM

Mirror: nyud.net:8090


By the way, if you post links you can ALWAYS keep them from getting Farked by posting them as:


http://www.linksite.com.nyud.net:8090/whatever/directory/etc.html


Putting .nyud.net:8090 after the domain name causes it to be cached in a big network of free caching computers.


Give it a try when posting links!

 
2005-02-04 07:25:13 AM
I thought this was going to be a repeat of mindy peskie. NSFW
 
2005-02-04 07:57:06 AM
Polysage: That's awesome.

My FARKED UP mirror

/got severly farked last night and couldn't fix it until this morning
//this should help
///click my ads anyway, help pay for damages. :P
 
2005-02-04 08:07:25 AM
Ned? Ned Ryerson? *KAPOW*!

/gotnothin
 
2005-02-04 08:16:17 AM
Wow....How....Ugly...Can....It....Get?

Nice to see that she can get big names like Harold and Kumar to stump for her :-)
 
2005-02-04 08:59:14 AM
NOSE JOB. Seriously. Someone do something!
 
2005-02-04 09:14:20 AM
I'd download it...
 
2005-02-04 09:18:06 AM
She is not bad looking. I remember reading in a girl's magazine that the center hair part is not flattering to must people with umm... noses like hers. She should add more volume/layers to her hair and get rid of that part, then she would be the hotness.
 
2005-02-04 09:18:48 AM
so many bitter virgins...
 
2005-02-04 09:28:59 AM
[x]I'd Hit It!
[x]I'd Hit it, silly.
[x]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[x]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[x]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[x]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[ ]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[ ]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[ ]Wha?
[ ]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[ ]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[ ]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[ ]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[ ]Fwap.
[x]Got nothing.
 
2005-02-04 09:29:14 AM
I find these threads and forums amusing. It's my chance to see the real ugliness of humans. I'm sure this girl must do something incredibly vile like drown puppies or beat old people to earn such harsh criticism from all you beautiful folks out there. I mean... could it be people will shred someone for the simple fact they don't meet some high standard of so called 'beauty'? Nahhhhh
 
2005-02-04 09:30:28 AM
While "Ribeiro" is a Portugese name, she appears to have very common (dare I say "stereotypical") Jewish looks. Not a lot of people find that look attractive, and that could be why so many people are saying "oh, she's teh fugly" ... while she's definitely not an uber-model, she's not terribly ugly, and she has a smoking body ... good enough for GHHT.

/I'd hit it
//I've hit worse
 
2005-02-04 09:35:47 AM
She is prettier than my hand.

Everyone now must submit image of themselves and image of wife/girlfriend.
Of course finding someone who HAS a wife or girlfriend effectively eliminates 90% of those who have contributed to this thread.
 
2005-02-04 09:38:04 AM
I'd f-ing roll in the hay with that, ALL NIGHT LONG AND INTO THE NEXT DAY.

AND she's a smart computer girl? Oh yeah. Just teach her to like sports, f-k her repeatedly, and you've got a keeper.

/only hesitation is the fact that I too have a large schnozz- what would the kids look like?
 
2005-02-04 09:46:13 AM
Bag it and paste your favorite pic on the bag. Otherwise, its 100% pure BUTTER man. Yeeesh...
 
2005-02-04 09:51:06 AM
When I first checked this last night I was disappointed that an obvious attempt to embarrass and humiliate this individual woman got to the main board. Upon reflection I'm glad this got green-lighted. Of course the "Eye Opener" is only read by about 3 people off the campus and would never have made it to Fark unless SOMEONE intentionally posted it. So we are to ask, Who would stand to gain from waging an in-school and internet campaign to attempt to embarrass this woman solely on the basis that she has breasts? In that tiny fishbowl of a school there swim some aggressive and hateful fish. If I were a member of the opposition camp on the school election I would be very worried right now. Some group of folks in that opposition camp has shown themselves to be ruthless and borderline evil by this attempted humiliation campaign. Who would you rather have as a class representative, someone who is comfortable with herself, seems quite friendly and lighthearted, or someone who is vicious and would openly attempt to psychologically harm others just to try to win, of all things, a school election? I don't know about the students of this school, but I go with the girl with the smile and not the tech savvy thugs who have engaged in a ruthless campaign to make her self conscious and embarrassed.
 
2005-02-04 10:09:57 AM
[X]I'd Hit It!
[X]I'd Hit it, silly.
[X]I'd Hit it, repeatedly!
[X]I'd Hit it, yelling obscenities and/or desperate housewife references.
[X]I'd Hit It, multiple times like a rabbit.
[ ]I'd hit it, with a bat.
[ ]I'd hit it, with ___(Weapon of Implement)___
[X]I'd hit it, with an apple in her mouth.
[ ]Pass, she has sharp knees.
[ ]Pass, she has too big a forehead.
[ ]Pass, she ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her Boobies ain't natural.
[ ]Pass, her _(body part) is _(obviously inferior)_
[X]Insert random hot celeb (SFW)
[X]Insert random hot celeb and get bannination (NSFW)
[X]Insert random hot celeb link, clearly link NSFW, thereby avioding bannination.
[X]Wha?
[X]Link is farked, someone post a picture.
[X]I'd hit her with _(random 3rd party)_!
[X]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it.
[X]Insert pictures for I'd Hit it with _(Weapon or implementation)_
[X]Insert cliche kitty and domo picture.
[X]Fwap.
[ ]\Got nothing.
 
2005-02-04 10:14:35 AM
I suspect the above, on the whole, is about the speed of things... however, she's not hard on the eyes, has a nice rack, and is well spoken/written going by the things I have seen on her site and in her campaign info. She has NOTHING to be embarassed about at all, nothing at all. Luck to her.
 
2005-02-04 10:16:09 AM
pass
 
2005-02-04 10:16:43 AM
craigdamage
chuckle followed by golf clap

T-Boy

Your manifesto has become tiresome...unless she's your girlfriend. In which case--got any nudies ya want to share?

I'd hit it.
 
2005-02-04 10:25:25 AM


/geek
 
2005-02-04 10:33:10 AM
Your mom goes to college.
 
2005-02-04 10:34:25 AM
Adorable honker.
 
2005-02-04 10:45:44 AM
More about her

Excerpt from the article:

Sue Johanson, of the Sunday Night Sex Show, touched herself in the Quad before a crowd of about 1,000 students.

Cristina Ribeiro, vice president student life and events, said Johanson brought life to the stage not only when she began touching herself, but when she brought out her Pleasure Chest.

Raj Vijayakumar, 19, a second-year ITM student and a Frosh leader, described Sue as "so raunchy, but pure jokes."

Ribeiro said her favourite moment was "when a first-year student asked if it was true that vegetarian males had sweeter semen compared to the bitter semen of meat-eating males."

Pauline Spencer, RyeSAC's communications manager, had "never seen so many students listen so exceptionally attentively with their jaws dropped."
 
2005-02-04 10:48:42 AM
I'd root her.
 
2005-02-04 10:51:04 AM
It's not everyday that boobies threads go to "lots"... so out of curosity, had to click..

nearly peeing my pants with laughter...my boss hates me..
 
2005-02-04 10:53:37 AM
Looks good to me... some of you are looking for model pics in snapshots of a regular girl. Good luck with that.

Trimble remembers a few years ago when a student association candidate posed strategically and appeared to be nude in her campaign photo. The candidate was disqualified because of an unrelated technicality, but the controversy sparked an interest in the election.

We missed this campaign though... sigh...
 
2005-02-04 10:59:36 AM
geopoteet/superhot

superNOT!
 
2005-02-04 11:17:48 AM
I think she's cute and looks very down to earth friendly - and from one cs chick to another: "If you got 'em, flaunt 'em."
 
2005-02-04 11:20:31 AM
Did anybody else email her?
 
2005-02-04 11:22:41 AM
she's pretty.
 
2005-02-04 11:27:08 AM
She needs a head transplant.
 
2005-02-04 11:33:00 AM
Eyeopener represents on fark. Yet again.

/can't stop my old campus paper, especially not when it comes to sex on campus.
 
2005-02-04 11:49:54 AM
id hit dat
 
2005-02-04 11:59:54 AM
I realize this is a winner-take-all world and anything and everything is fair game to use to get ahead. 95% of top 10 students surveyed admitted to cheating and not a single one of them had a problem with it. Now we have high school students using boobs as a political force to get elected and I do not read any posts with a problem with this. I find this very sad.
 
2005-02-04 12:05:58 PM
"i'd hit it" Wow, are you peeps looking at her face at all? Yesh. I think beauty standards in this place are hitting rock bottom faster than that chicks tahtahs.
Dude, ease off the crack pipes and raise your standards a touch.

/feels much better about her own looks now
 
2005-02-04 12:28:02 PM
Last post courtesy of someone who doesn't have their own pics on public display.


Last post also courtesy of one of the reasons why I moved away from UF/Gainesville.
 
2005-02-04 12:55:08 PM
Who OWNS you?
 
2005-02-04 01:06:19 PM
Bwahaha, Raydr, I know exactly what you mean. fark that place.

/Still parties there on occasion
 
2005-02-04 01:16:22 PM
Walkingtall,

Why exactly should people be complaining about high school students using their "boobs as a political force to get elected" when this story has nothing to do with high school!?
 
2005-02-04 01:18:28 PM
I can't get past that shnoz

Go in sideways.
 
2005-02-04 01:19:51 PM
astrahl

She had a face? I didn't notice.
 
2005-02-04 01:20:51 PM
Listing off Ribeiro's qualifications can be a mouthful.

No, those are more than a mouthful...
 
2005-02-04 01:29:07 PM
Oh, and she's clearly aware that her face is not her best feature. I wouldn't worry about her, I'm sure she does okay.
 
2005-02-04 01:30:23 PM
Nice boobs are temporary, but ugly is forever.

She should have spent the money from her tits on her face and a hairstyle.

/shudder
 
2005-02-04 01:41:09 PM
I'd hit it, but only if I had Crest White Strips handy
 
2005-02-04 01:47:28 PM
Yikes. Nice jugs, but that's about it.

Wearing stuff like that - I'm sure gets her self a lot of guys' attention... but that ends after they give her the pearl necklace I'm sure.

Good times.
 
2005-02-04 01:59:54 PM

/repeatedly
 
2005-02-04 02:45:27 PM
Those aren't very big. Meh.
 
2005-02-04 02:52:09 PM
Raydr,
Not my fault that you like ugly women with dragelly boobs.
And the idea of you looking at my picture makes me shiver (with terror).
 
2005-02-04 02:54:21 PM
A girl like that'll do things with you that a girl with the same body but a cuter nose wouldn't dream of.

Just dim the lights and let her have at you. You won't be sorry.
 
2005-02-04 03:05:15 PM
A girl like that'll do things with you that a girl with the same body but a cuter nose wouldn't dream of.

Stuff like letting you park your car in here left nostril?
 
2005-02-04 03:14:11 PM
I'd
 
2005-02-04 03:33:14 PM
Stuff like letting you park your car in here left nostril?

Stuff like letting you park whatever you want in all sorts of places. Repeatedly. Day and night.
 
2005-02-04 04:01:31 PM
Ulkesh:
Why exactly should people be complaining about high school students using their "boobs as a political force to get elected" when this story has nothing to do with high school!?

You have cleary never been to Ryerson (formerly "Polytechnic") University.
 
2005-02-04 04:05:53 PM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you....
 
2005-02-04 04:18:37 PM
astrahl:
Raydr,
Not my fault that you like ugly women with dragelly boobs.
And the idea of you looking at my picture makes me shiver (with terror).


Don't worry, the thought of the idea of me looking at your picture makes me shiver (with terror) too.

You trolls are damned ugly.
 
2005-02-04 04:42:43 PM
I think she's hittable to the Nth degree.
 
2005-02-04 04:53:45 PM
Costello: I don't know, Abbott - I think that if I ever get married I would want to marry an ugly woman.

Abbott: Now why would you want to marry an ugly woman, Costello?

Costello: Because if I marry a pretty woman, someday I might come home from work and find that she's run away with someone else.

Abbott: But Costello, an ugly woman is just as likely to run away as a pretty woman.

Costello: Yes, but who would care?

/paraphrased

All in all, though, I still contend she is attractive, and she has a great body too. Like arkansas said, it wouldn't be such a tough choice if she were wiggling in your lap.

Down boy, down!
 
2005-02-04 06:02:31 PM
Admission: I've got a CS degree, and I've worked for 8 1/2 years, and I've never done a web page.
 
2005-02-04 06:04:22 PM
Malathian is EXACTLY right. Thank god there are only a few of us who take advantage of this situation.(usually while the rest of u idiots argue about a mole, hair length, etc...)
 
2005-02-04 06:25:30 PM
It's almost become a celebrity mole, at this point.

/1 day later and she's still fugly
 
2005-02-04 06:31:07 PM
Hey, she's not perfect, but neither am I.

I'd still plow her. HAHA

/before you bust on me for treating her like an object, realize that she did it to herself first.
 
2005-02-04 08:41:30 PM
Some of you guys are really farked up. She's not ugly. Okay, granted, the nose needs to be dealt with. But you spend a couple grand on a quality nosejob and she's suddenly a hottie, because I can't see anything else wrong with her. Some of you in here are acting like she looks like the Toxic Avenger. I'd love to see how your wives/girlfriends look.
 
2005-02-04 10:24:56 PM
Haha.. you have to know that she's reading all these posts.. someone in the CS department has to be reading fark and tell her.

Least there is something to look at in those classes during boring lectures on b-trees and digraphs.

Oh.. and for the asshat who said CS in Canada = MD in jamaica, ya.. right more like any 'state collage/university' degree in the US = Highschool education in Canada. Go check your facts, the US is at the bottom of all the developed countries for education. Granted there are some really good schools in the US, but a good portion are just businesses. And what the hell is that 2 yr degree?? you pretty much give a peice of paper for just showing up for a little bit. It's all or nothing.
 
2005-02-04 11:52:38 PM
I'd hit it, in a loop{ no less.
 
2005-02-05 06:00:35 AM
She is amazingly attractive. She is smart. You guys are dorks.
 
2005-02-05 08:50:55 AM
Alright, there's a ton of link in this thread that I can't make sense of. Can someone just post a link to the mirrored original pics?
 
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