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(Some Gal) Weeners Brad Pitt butt-naked   ( divider line
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13207 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2002 at 12:40 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-13 06:20:23 AM  
stupid tags.
2002-03-13 06:57:42 AM  
So you're bigger, eh?

Pictures, guys, pictures.
2002-03-13 07:13:53 AM  
Wow - that was the first time I wasn't disappointed by a weiners link.
2002-03-13 07:16:18 AM  
Gonadotron: My thoughts on male pubic hair grooming are as such: It is okay to tame the bush down a bit. Go ahead - give it a trim. But, those male baldies scare me. There is something very unnatural about that.
2002-03-13 07:35:48 AM  
OK, here's my summary of responses:

1) I'm a trimmer.

2) 6 Bears? Yikes.

3) ViciousDarling - am I sending them through e-mail? ;)

4) Jennifer Anniston? *sigh* OK, I'll have sex with her, but only if there's no other choice.

5) Not that I looked or anything

2002-03-13 07:37:16 AM  
Yes, email. Not hard to find. Go for it!
2002-03-13 07:48:06 AM  
ViciousDarling:OK - another question (I was going to say 'VD' until I realized how non-flattering that would be)...

Um..... having not read ladies' publications, is one supposed to be.... *ahem* up or down? :)

Bah.... I'd better forfeit. I had an offer to be a male stripper about 3 years ago, but I backed out. If you ever do anything somewhat important in your life, those are the sorts of things that the media just LOVES to dig up on you.


Footenote:I'm not a circus freak or anything, but I've seen a few looks of pleasant surprise.
2002-03-13 07:48:28 AM  
Size doesn't matter; it's how BIG it is that counts.
2002-03-13 08:05:22 AM need to pat yourself on the back....

jeez - it's not *that* big ;-)
2002-03-13 08:13:54 AM  
As a footnote : while having a 'third leg' might be great in the eye candy department, causing physical pain during sex doesn't make things any more satisfying (unless you're into that, I guess)...

Short women need sex too! :P
2002-03-13 08:14:37 AM  
It's not how big it is, it is how nice you are. That is why every girl is my friend, but no one will sleep with me. Wait, that sucks.
2002-03-13 08:17:15 AM  
Funny, funny thread. Not that I looked.
2002-03-13 08:23:21 AM  
Grivas: You bring up a good point. :)

*looks at the ceiling*

2002-03-13 08:23:49 AM  
Signs it's gonna be a good day: my ex-boss called to beg me to to come back, and the first thing I see online is Brad Pitt nekkid. I better go get a lottery ticket just in case.

And yeah, his wang's not gargantuan, but do-able nonetheless.
2002-03-13 08:29:21 AM  
ViciousDarling: Turns out you're like an hour from me. Geez, how many others are there?

Can someone say 'Buffalo Fark Party'?
2002-03-13 08:44:03 AM  
I just realized yesterday that I have 4 DVDs with Brad Pitt in it, Seven, Fight Club, Snatch, and 12 Monkeys. And I only have 15 DVDs!
I'm under homo-suspicion.

~flees Brad Pitt wiener thread in horror and/or shock~
2002-03-13 08:49:36 AM  
Maybe he, like, just got out of the pool or something. Not that I looked or anything. I mean, come on
2002-03-13 09:03:03 AM  
Thank you! I am soooooooooooo going back to bed now!!! ;)
2002-03-13 09:06:25 AM  
damn. Why didn't someone tell me this was not safe for work?

oh, wait. I guess the 'butt-naked' part kinda hinted at that, huh?

And no, it's not the size that counts. It's what you do with what ya got that counts! 'Sides, when you look like Brad Pitt who gives a damn?
2002-03-13 09:26:20 AM  
LuckyGirl, Gonadotron...there was a 'shaving' thread a couple of days ago. There was a lot of information there.

IMO...shaving is cool...but can be a bit to maintain b/c of stubble and such...but peach fuzz gives you more flexibility in your schedule. Oh yeah...Mach III is the way to go for girls and guys...oh...Venus for girls...sorry.
2002-03-13 09:27:53 AM  
ViciousDarling...isn't it a bit early in the day for you to be scamming for pics already?? ;)
2002-03-13 09:31:31 AM  
What the hell?

Does he shave EVERY bit of body hair off? Eccchhhhh.

The end result leaves him looking like a well hung 12 year-old.

2002-03-13 09:39:53 AM  
I love nakedness! I love nakedness!
*claps hands with glee*

sigh...ok, back to work
2002-03-13 09:40:57 AM  
not that I'm complaining, but why are you looking at any website with the word "queer" in it?
2002-03-13 09:47:25 AM  
Purple Monkey Dishwasher?? What??
2002-03-13 09:51:41 AM  
Random Simpsons reference ;)
2002-03-13 09:53:53 AM  
Mine's bigger than his- probably because I'm uncut.
I just can't believe he ever stuck it in Gwyneth. Yuck! That probably feels like sticking your unit into a cold bowl of cottage cheese.
2002-03-13 10:01:50 AM  
NVM: That is so gross. Yuck!
2002-03-13 10:02:45 AM  
2002-03-13 10:04:36 AM  
cottage cheese??? That's just not appealing...not at all. I've heard a warm apple pie is nice tho...from somewhere. Not that I looked or anything...or that I tried that...I usually just eat my pie...
2002-03-13 10:06:51 AM  
Enphinitie-Thanks for the info! :) How are ya?
2002-03-13 10:07:31 AM  
stubble ... BAD!
2002-03-13 10:11:31 AM  
Kylie...I am always willing to provide info that might save the world. I'm about you?
2002-03-13 10:11:55 AM  
I'm post a size up with mine, but I'm too lazy to get the webcam.
2002-03-13 10:32:28 AM  
OK, here you go.... LOL

(So very very very not safe for work)
2002-03-13 10:34:20 AM  
May I croon? After noticing the size of the adult dongage.. I wish my prepubescent days would come to an end fairly soon. I mustn't tell a lie.. I didn't look at the link or anything.
2002-03-13 10:38:55 AM  
Berklee! OMG!!!!!!!
2002-03-13 10:54:46 AM  
Funny farkin', not that I looked either, ya' know.
2002-03-13 10:54:57 AM  
All these talks remind me of a quote from a movie (I don't remember which one), where a girl said to a guy she just dumped something like:

"And just for your information: it DOES matter, it DOES not happen to everybody, and it IS a big deal!!!".
2002-03-13 10:56:39 AM  
Padraig...damn...that sounds so familiar. I just heard it not long ago too. Maybe it was in a sitcom recently...
2002-03-13 11:02:25 AM  
Yeah, it's in an episode of 'Friends'
2002-03-13 11:03:47 AM  
Kylie: nice socks, huh? hehehe
2002-03-13 11:07:40 AM  
Piggywiz...ahhh, yes...yes it is...
2002-03-13 11:12:09 AM  
Woof woof WOOF. Holy shiate. I owe a cookie to the person who posted this link .
2002-03-13 11:35:53 AM  
I was shocked, shocked. It was such a sick and degrading sight that I couldn't take my eyes off it. I had to take several minutes to let the utter godless queer depravity sink in until every fiber of my soul was saturated with repulsion and my mind was borne down, down, down in a whirling vortex of moral horror. But I prayed and now I feel better. Say, where's that altar boy?
2002-03-13 11:36:28 AM  
Hmmmmm...not bad Brad. I guess an average size penis is God's way of equaling things out when he gave you those stunning looks. The boy is a cutie even if not overly endowed.
2002-03-13 11:49:58 AM  
Only one thing to say: 'Yeah right, fellas.'
2002-03-13 11:51:30 AM  
Cardinal : OK, I'll bite - what are you saying 'Yeah right' about?
2002-03-13 11:54:31 AM  
Enphinitie: Had an attack of insomnia earlier and now I've slept in. Normally you would never see those numbers next to my name here on Fark. ;) Good thing I have no set work hours...

Berklee: No shiat? Where are you? You should definitely come to Buffalo.. it's promising to be quite the shindig.

*pouts over an empty mailbox* ;)
2002-03-13 12:07:45 PM  
Port Colborne, Ontariario. :)
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