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(ClosetElvis)   People will read an article if it mentions Britney Spears   ( divider line
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5937 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2002 at 1:13 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-13 01:14:44 AM  
I'm not fooled that easily.
2002-03-13 01:15:18 AM  
i am.
2002-03-13 01:15:35 AM  
not me.
2002-03-13 01:17:58 AM  
i think fark should put "naked" + "britney spears" in the meta tags. get the most bang for the buck on those ads.
2002-03-13 01:55:48 AM  
i only read that article because i thought there would be more about britney.

2002-03-13 02:00:25 AM  
Actually, we're just staring at the pictures :)
2002-03-13 02:00:43 AM  
Britney Spears

Hey its true, you read this didn't you?
2002-03-13 02:01:24 AM  
Damn, you idiots. Oc Doc NEVER reads articles! I just comment about MORMONS!!!
2002-03-13 02:03:54 AM  
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2002-03-13 02:06:45 AM  
You know it is true. I have a satire news site. We did stories on J-lo and Britney, and they do HUGH traffic.
Broken Newz
2002-03-13 02:07:35 AM  
The URL is
would probably not hurt to mention it
2002-03-13 02:14:08 AM  
So where were those naked Britney Spears pictures? I read the whole article and only saw one pic, and she wasn't even naked! Maybe I need to read it again...
2002-03-13 02:14:43 AM  
People will also play games they see in banner ads.

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Challenging multiplayer game?
2002-03-13 02:16:06 AM  
Yeah, well I didn't read the article, and I'm commenting anyway!
2002-03-13 02:16:19 AM  
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People will also fark up links...
2002-03-13 02:18:26 AM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 273 times

Damn, it's true!
2002-03-13 02:24:26 AM  
Whatever the naysayers say about britney, if given the chance, my tongue would find any possible part of her body.
2002-03-13 02:28:03 AM  
I'm sure your tongue would also find a Rolex and a few used condoms as well. ;)
2002-03-13 02:41:41 AM  
The Britney Click-Through Counter (BCTC) is currently at 444. I'm betting it hits 2000 before lunchtime.
2002-03-13 02:50:27 AM  
Where's naked Britney? Another cocktease...
2002-03-13 03:06:45 AM  
Hey, somebody used Mrneutrino's photoshop of the Lebanese guy on the sled. Unless that's his site..
2002-03-13 03:35:33 AM  
This needs the OBVIOUS tag more.
2002-03-13 03:40:46 AM  
britney??? bah.. how about nekkid mandy moore pics?

is she 18 yet? -who cares
2002-03-13 04:00:30 AM  
no way I'm reading this article
#2 [TotalFark]
2002-03-13 04:02:30 AM  
Britney math:
Britney Spears x no nude pics x fake nude pics = popup hell

Besides, she's one of those girls that gets uglier with age.
2002-03-13 04:08:36 AM  
#2: your mom still gets you hot RIGHT?
2002-03-13 07:01:01 AM  
New Photoshop contest:

Airbrush Britney's Acne

Eh, at least it's better than Shakira.

Hate Shakira.
2002-03-13 07:04:48 AM  
Shakira rocks. That baby can shake her booty much betta than britney
2002-03-13 07:09:26 AM  
I try not to comment on my own sites post but Wldncrzy14, yes it's my site, I was just too lazy to dig up a new picture.
2002-03-13 07:41:40 AM  
shakira is f'kin amazing..

she looks a little older than britney...i.e. probably done some skin pics to pay for food before she got famous!
2002-03-13 07:57:50 AM  
I don't read any article with her name in it. I just click on the article to see the pics. Fark the reading part, show me the boobies...........
2002-03-13 09:39:06 AM  
Marlas_Cancer Damn!! That's good. Remind me not to get on your bad side.
2002-03-13 09:44:34 AM  
Just got back from Ireland and everywhere we were all you could here was that Shakira song.

And she kinda dances like a 'tard, too. Something about that shaking that doesn't seem all that rhythmic, but more like...stupid.

And it's annoying to try and get that song out of your head...

Kinda like the "der bomp bomp" of "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell.

Just can't shake it.
2002-03-13 10:21:05 AM  
2002-03-13 11:17:04 AM  
I know somebody beat me to it, but

Farkers have clicked on the above link 2986 times

irony? i think yes
2002-03-13 11:29:37 AM  
Not read.
2002-03-13 12:52:01 PM  
What's sad is how true this is.
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