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(Some Guy)   Britney Spears attacked by buckets of urine (Article in Swedish, with pics))   ( divider line
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31194 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2002 at 7:32 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-12 07:35:05 AM  
Old news. Very funny though.

Very funny indeed.

In fact, I'm going to go and tease one out. Back in 5, er... 10 minutes.
2002-03-12 07:35:23 AM  
2002-03-12 07:35:31 AM  
2002-03-12 07:35:46 AM  
I am not a Britney fan but, buckets of urine may be a bit harsh.
2002-03-12 07:37:26 AM  
All your buckets of urine are belong to Britney.

Seriously though, MUHAHAHA!!
2002-03-12 07:42:44 AM  
Is anyone running this article thru babelfish or do I hafta do all the work around here myself?
2002-03-12 07:43:30 AM  
Babelfish doesn't do Swedish :(
2002-03-12 07:45:24 AM  
Britney skyddade sig först med armarna och undrade varför hon blivit blöt. När hon insett vad hon blivit attackerad med skrek hon och hamnade i chock. Genomdränkt sprang hon för att ta skydd i sin trailer och inspelningen avbröts. Enligt uppgifter bröt hon där ihop i tårar.

2002-03-12 07:48:32 AM  
"...amerikanska och brittiska medier att hennes förhållande med pojkbandsstjärnan Justin Timberlake tagit slut."
2002-03-12 07:48:34 AM  
Here's an English version of the article. Beware the popups
2002-03-12 07:49:02 AM  
Oops I did it again
2002-03-12 07:49:33 AM  
Dang. No Swedish-English converter. Guess I'll have to find a Swedish girlfriend to help me with this. I'm on the next plane to Stockholm...
2002-03-12 07:50:05 AM  
That's a pisser!
2002-03-12 07:50:52 AM  
2002-03-12 07:53:55 AM  
alright, i'll try to translate it...

Britney protected herself with her arms and wondered why she'd become wet. When she realized what she'd been attacked with she screamed and went into shock. Soaked she ran for cover in her trailer and the filming was canceled. According to sources she broke down in tears [in her trailer].
2002-03-12 07:54:00 AM  
"jävla biatch"

I couldn't have said it better.
2002-03-12 07:55:40 AM  
The sad thing is, whatever Britney does, so do a million teenage girls. Ugh. I dread going to my kid's football games next season. Hopefully the "wet" look will be passe' by then.
2002-03-12 07:58:13 AM  

Slut is the equivalent of "the end"
2002-03-12 08:01:23 AM  
Give the Swedes credit; they've got the balls to do what Americans don't(at least in relation to Britney) . . .
2002-03-12 08:02:31 AM  
TurntableJedi: Somewhat disappointingly, slut in Swedish means end or finish.

The article just says that angry residents poored urine on Britney while she was recording a video. She broke down crying and went to her trailer. And she angrily denies having broken up with Justin Timberlake, but who wouldn't be angry when they've just been soaked in piss?
2002-03-12 08:02:37 AM  
We've been had! This article is a hoax! She was never hit by buckets of urine.

The dead giveaway is right at the end of the article: "Britney certainly didn't deserve the bucket treatment. She's a brilliant singer ... "
2002-03-12 08:05:53 AM  
anyone else find this arousing?
2002-03-12 08:06:53 AM  
Nice one Control!!

What's up with the pics you can't see shiat, it could be water.
2002-03-12 08:09:00 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Hey Britney, hungry???
2002-03-12 08:11:01 AM  
Ahh, this made my day. This is her punishment for orally pissing on all of us for this long!
2002-03-12 08:12:16 AM  
Man, I bet she is PISSED....
2002-03-12 08:13:17 AM  
that story brightens my day
2002-03-12 08:13:17 AM  
Ah well, my theory is shot to hell. Win some, lose some.
I wanna know how the residents assembled those buckets of urine so quickly. There must've been a Urine Collection Committee, with some old biddy with an incontenence problem as el presidente!
w00t for crazy theories!
2002-03-12 08:16:52 AM  
I en gränd i centrala Los Angeles, klockan 04.00 en måndag morgon, dunkade popmusiken och strålkastarna sken upp hela kvarteret.

It was in Los Angeles. Unless Los Angeles is Swedish for "Slut"
2002-03-12 08:17:36 AM  
That story restores some of my faith in humanity.
Just beautiful.
2002-03-12 08:18:15 AM  
For all you SA goons: "I can taste piss!"
2002-03-12 08:20:09 AM  
Speaking of SA, is it down right now? I can't seem to get to it.
2002-03-12 08:20:43 AM  
I thought she enjoyed that.
2002-03-12 08:22:45 AM  
Haha loser
2002-03-12 08:33:42 AM  
Phix-it, Los Angeles is swedish for "biatch who can't sing".
2002-03-12 08:37:15 AM  
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
2002-03-12 08:46:36 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
Britney attackeras av urin.
2002-03-12 08:46:42 AM  
That's fvcking nasty!!!!!...then again so is Britney Spears. I got $50 says that in 15 years she single-handedly bring back syphilis.
2002-03-12 08:47:30 AM  
What I am waiting for is somebody to catch her in a white tee shirt, then a good bucket of warm water. If you are fast enough with the camera, maybe there could be a couple boobie shots to get posted.
2002-03-12 08:49:11 AM  
And new meaning is given to the phrase "piss on you"
2002-03-12 08:54:01 AM  
Screw the story translation. I want to know what that banner says in English...not that "Full fart mot salsafarin!" isn't entertaining enough as is...
2002-03-12 09:10:06 AM  
"Full fart mot sälsafarin!" means "To the seal safari!" or "full speed ahead to the seal safari" or something like that.

It's a commercial for cheese and the company producing the cheese has a moose in their logo. SO now you know... :)

I bet you can come up with lots of funny sentences with the words "fart", "seal", "cheese" and "moose".
2002-03-12 09:10:10 AM  
What, no [image from too old to be available] tag?
2002-03-12 09:16:59 AM  
Does anyone know a translator that does swedish to english translation? Somebody put up a link to one a few weeks back to tanslate the Buzz link.
2002-03-12 09:22:37 AM  
Swedish site is farked...
2002-03-12 09:23:28 AM  
Exactly how does one accumulate "buckets" of urine?
At the most I can put out maybe a coke bottle's worth, on a good day; unless this person was saving his up (which is a story on its own) I think we need an explanation.
2002-03-12 09:27:50 AM  
2002-03-12 09:30:10 AM  
Awhhhhhh. Poor little Miss. Britney.
2002-03-12 09:31:44 AM​?headlin es=true

The video apparently FEATURED Boobsie getting showered; is this whole story a misinterpretation, or an incredible coincidence?

From MTV News:
The clip opens with the pop princess and her friends in a hotel room, where a tabloid reporter on television criticizes her for the sexy, revealing outfits she's often seen wearing publicly. At that point Spears, determined to be self-sufficient and unaffected by media comments, leads her pals out of the hotel and toward the dance club. But before they arrive, they're caught in an alley by a flash shower. As they make their entrance, they're dripping wet, an image which makes for more sensationalist fodder for the tabloid reporter. Some girls just can't win.
2002-03-12 09:39:03 AM  
Nelson sez...

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