I was dissapointed to find that Hooters was basically like any other airline. Although, you have to appreciate the routes they fly. Newark to Myrtle Beach and Newark to Vegas. Classy.

Remember the good old days when stewardess were hot?

The last flight I took one of 'em had a butt so big she was hitting guys on both sides of the aisle as she walked down the middle of it.

If they can keep these girls perky, they might be on to something.

...this...thread...is...useless...without...pics...

Well alrighty now, time to resign my commission & start getting some real perks. Fly me baby, where do I sign up. Hooaah, horndog just thinking about it buddy. Buzzy.

Hotwings when the plane goes down?

/got nuthin

This is the only reason you are in this thread.

has anyone actually flown this? I heard that there's only like one hooter girl on the plane...the rest are your ordinary run of the mill stewardesses....

so long as the hooters girls wont be flying the planes its all good.

Ok, i actually read the article.... and these guys are SO WITTY:

"It began by flying folks from Newark, N.J., and Atlanta into its hub (or hubba hubba) in Myrtle Beach, S.C."

GET IT.. airline hub = HUBBA HUBBA. HA

/sarcasm

btw, thanks qgmonkey... you saved the thread

Well, they'll do whatever they can do to stay abreast of the competition.

One way starts at $69. How much does Three way start at?

one ticket to the mile high club please...

/first class

it's a big year for hooters

Is it now?
I thought that was last year...what with Janet Jackson and all

Passengers may actually hope for turbulence.

2005-02-01 11:20:45 AM qgmonkey

This is the only reason you are in this thread.

You are correct.

" Hooters Air is aimed primarily at leisure travelers"

really?!

"what do you want to do tonight?"
"I dunno, you want to go to Hooters and maybe hit the Carolinas"

Nope, I don't see it working

Poster, I am certainly "tittering" as I read your headline; props.

*Yawn*

When Scores has an airline, let me know.

Wake me when Vivid Video starts their own airline service.

more proof that nobody gives a fark how young women are represented in public. who cares anyway, I hope we all cartwheel into the sun and burn to cinders.

i flew hooters airline. the pillows they give 1st class are shaped like breasts. and the blankets are orange. and they give out little saline implant stress relievers. you know, the squeezy kind?

/lying
//am i?

Wake me when Cleveland Steamer Airlines opens.

Down South rumor has it their opening a Hooters for Women called: Cooters.

/I've gone directly to jail without passing go.

2005-02-01 11:32:07 AM skinink

"Wake me when Vivid Video starts their own airline service."


I can only imagine if this were true...the plane would be painted like a dick, and pull directly into the gate, not along-side. Passengers would also exit by jumping through a little hole in the front of the plane, and race to see who can get into the terminal the quickest.

"I can only imagine if this were true...the plane would be painted like a dick, and pull directly into the gate, not along-side. Passengers would also exit by jumping through a little hole in the front of the plane, and race to see who can get into the terminal the quickest."

And here I was hoping for a blowjob from a pornstar in first class.

... and they're going to milk it for all it's worth.

wah wah.

no daveinsurgent just Lara Flynn Boyle

ah, Hooters air...for the Independence Bowl Game this year, the Miami Univeristy (ohio, not florida) Marching Band actually chartered 2 Hooters Air flights. Just imagine 160 people lining the windows at the airport as the plane rolled in...

the ground controller noticed this and actually started bowing to us with jealousy...

2005-02-01 11:39:44 AM daveinsurgent

"And here I was hoping for a blowjob from a pornstar in first class."


Those are the "dicket" agents. The sooner you cum, the better seat you get.

2005-02-01 11:32:07 AM skinink

"Wake me when Vivid Video starts their own airline service."

How much for a "round the world" ticket?

/very... very... sorry

Now, if we can get this thing off the ground.

BOOBIES!!!

I feel turbulance in my pants.

So they're going for the fat beer drinking weekend warrior male 21-44 married but travelling alone demographic exclusively? Seems like a poor choice for airtravel unless they just fly to Vegas and Cabo san Lucas. And give away tons of coupons.

Even Hooters girls read wilweaton.net .

/just finished Just A Geek

And yet, the airline industry lost ten billion dollars last year. Is this really such a smart move on Hooters' part?

"Nowadays you can fly to the city
In an airplane crammed chock-full of titties.
But your airfare will triple--
If you suck the nipple--
And it's ten times as much to slurp clitty."

Is that the Bangbus I've heard so much about? (7 or 8 posts up)

I know several people that have flown Hooters Air. It was inexpensive, and the best airline they have ever traveled. Apparently the whole trip was just "fun." They would both recommend it.

I have nothing useful to add, save to say that I. Like. Boobs.

Hooters Air, because getting off is all about thrust.

Hooters waitresses make good ex-wives for pro-athletes.

My ticket says I'm assigned to seat 38-DD

If I was a comedian, I would combine a buffalo joke and a hooters joke so as to combine the two current news stories. Anybody care to help?

Was that one of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about? (13 or 14 posts up)

/obligatory

When Roots (the clothing company) tried to set up an airline called Roots Air back in 2001, it lasted for a whole 39 days or so before it was grounded....anyone want to start a pool for Hooter's Air?