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(BBC)   The Bible coffin is one of his more conventional designs. The snail in the background has been ordered by a snail seller   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 42
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2005-01-30 05:03:36 AM
In another showroom, a polished uterus waits to be picked up by a gynaecologist.

Wouldn't that look fantastic at the funeral.

/too tired to be funny
 
2005-01-30 11:39:50 AM
holy shiat... number seven.... damn you lovesandwich
 
2005-01-30 02:28:20 PM
an unrepentant heavy drinker has chosen to be buried inside a beer bottle.

Is the submitter giving us a wee hint?
 
2005-01-30 03:44:22 PM
Pretty cool. Beats those boring desk boxes.
 
2005-01-30 03:45:47 PM
Hen coffins are particularly popular with women, and symbolise a mother-child relationship.

Make me some breakfast woman!!!
 
2005-01-30 03:46:04 PM
A polished uterus coffin. Now I've seen everything.
 
2005-01-30 03:46:19 PM
 
2005-01-30 03:46:57 PM
I smell a Photoshop...

"Design the Fark Coffin"
 
2005-01-30 03:47:25 PM
This is so yesterday.
 
2005-01-30 03:48:10 PM
You can see a lot of these at the Funeral History museum in Houston

http://www.nmfh.org/exhibits/fantasy/index.html
 
2005-01-30 03:49:32 PM
This headline reads like the crap at the end of a spam message.
 
2005-01-30 03:51:52 PM
There was a coffe table book published 8 or 9 years ago about these coffins...the title is "Going Into Darkness". Pretty odd shiat.
Folk art sucks
 
2005-01-30 03:53:48 PM
 
2005-01-30 04:03:32 PM
The pink fish is a spacious option.
 
2005-01-30 04:05:24 PM

In another showroom, a polished uterus waits to be picked up by a gynaecologist.

/can't stop laughing.
 
2005-01-30 04:07:18 PM
"Now that you've mentioned it, I've always wanted to be buried inside of a giant uterus."
 
2005-01-30 04:09:31 PM
How about a big gold Oscar!
 
2005-01-30 04:11:54 PM
Check out this MSN group for some more designs:

http://groups.msn.com/Fantasycoffinsandcaskets/fantasycoffins.msnw

Why anyone would want a cigarette coffin is beyond me.
 
2005-01-30 04:14:22 PM
Whatthefark

To store their nails?
 
2005-01-30 04:31:12 PM
Screw all this. I want my uncremated nude body to be shot into space so that I can orbit for a while before burning up on re-entry. Hopefully people will be able to see me through telescopes while I'm orbiting.

"Oooh, look, there's Jupitwhat the hell?!
 
2005-01-30 04:39:33 PM
Will the pineapple coffin be buried under the sea? Personally I want to be buried in a giant cock...you know...rooster? Geez!
 
2005-01-30 04:42:00 PM
My dad would LOVE to be buried in a cigarette.
 
2005-01-30 04:48:10 PM
I'm with ya, ConfusedGuy, I smell a photoshop contest.
 
2005-01-30 05:12:37 PM
Repeat of yesterdays Fantasy coffins take off in Ghana (pops)
 
2005-01-30 05:15:24 PM
LOL insane_idoru
 
2005-01-30 05:16:34 PM
In another showroom, a polished uterus waits to be picked up by a gynaecologist.

I wonder what the proctologist ordered....
 
2005-01-30 05:20:15 PM


I want to be buried in that rooster so at my funeral they can play the new SOAD song....

My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
 
2005-01-30 05:24:03 PM
Instructions For Using "Yesterday"-Brand FARK Postings:

Wash, Rinse, Repeat.
 
2005-01-30 05:46:33 PM
Makes that TARDIS coffin look sane and tasteful, doesn't it?
 
2005-01-30 05:53:15 PM
another snail in the coffin
 
2005-01-30 05:59:03 PM
insane_idoru

Taking that idea one step further, I think it would be hilarious to be shot into space dressed in a superman outfit. Maybe a shuttle would pass by you and they would really wonder what the hell is going on.
 
2005-01-30 06:20:38 PM
Whatthefark
Why anyone would want a cigarette coffin is beyond me.


Non-smokers are always so cute. SMOKERS ARE ADDICTED, duh!!!!
 
2005-01-30 07:06:44 PM
There are people who sell snails for a living? What the heck!
 
2005-01-30 07:38:00 PM
As I've said before, when I go I want my body to be shot out of a cannon, preferably at a group of unsuspecting bystanders.
 
2005-01-30 07:57:32 PM
AlbertFrankenstein wins the thread.
 
2005-01-30 09:40:26 PM
fark... just think how this will affect archeology existmates of our culture when they are digging up our graves thousands of years from now.

The primitive american culture believed it could obtain passage through the underworld by riding in the belly of an animal that housed their bodies.
 
2005-01-30 09:41:04 PM
type...
existmates = estimates
 
2005-01-30 10:37:54 PM
When I die i want to be frozen solid and shipped to an address picked at random in a suburb in Virginia.
 
2005-01-31 12:13:24 AM
Here's how I want to die:

I want to jump out of a plane without a parachute and free-fall thousands of feet while boning a hot chick, and then crash through a flaming wall of televisions showing hard-core porn before landing on a pyramid comprised of kittens, babies, and mud-wrestling cheerleaders.

Damn that would rule.
 
2005-01-31 12:20:06 AM
When I die, I want to be cut into little pieces and fed to vultures. People are recyclable!
 
2005-01-31 02:04:16 AM
Senaldun

Taking that idea one step further, I think it would be hilarious to be shot into space dressed in a superman outfit. Maybe a shuttle would pass by you and they would really wonder what the hell is going on.


Well assuming that your body didn't explode from such a blast, or that you didn't disitegrate at such a high velocity. Your body would simply explode once it exited the atmosphere due to a lack of atmosphereic pressue, leaving a passing shuttle to wonder, "What the hell is this pink mist from?"
 
2005-01-31 03:01:16 AM
I've always thought sleeping in a coffin would be a good way to prep it, comfortwise.
 
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