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vicejay		2005-01-27 02:51:54 PM

Whew.. I'd buy *that* for a dollar.

wippit		2005-01-27 03:00:19 PM

Hell, I'd pay $10.

doccm9		2005-01-27 03:04:42 PM

This is all well and good, but your breasts still sag and have stretch marks now.

battl_web17		2005-01-27 03:18:02 PM

mmmmm Stifler's mom mmmmmmmm

eabod		2005-01-27 03:19:51 PM

Meh. I thought this was going to be something to do with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

Ku_No_Ichi		2005-01-27 03:44:42 PM

Buckingham, 36, a mother of two who splits her time between Beverly Hills and Manhattan, concedes that on days when her cute clothes linger in the laundry and her not-yet-showered hair is in a ponytail, she's "too embarrassed" to walk inside her son's preschool to drop him off. So she lets him out in the alley.

Taking care of yourself, and wanting your partner to find you attractive is one thing.
A good thing.
Dropping your preschooler off in an alley because you're not tarted up for who? The preschool teacher? The other mommies? Random men? is just farked to hell..

*peh*

Dr.Knockboots		2005-01-27 04:48:58 PM

single mothers are EASY pickins.

any guy in the know is well aware of this.

allanhowls		2005-01-27 05:19:13 PM

"Aaahh...soccer mommy! My special weakness!"

DrRatchet		2005-01-27 07:35:36 PM

Losers can't seem to detect flash on my browser... So I go through all the trouble of finding the direct link to teh photo flash thingie, only to get treated to this tripe:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/2005/hot-housewives/flash.swf

katalyst-		2005-01-27 08:03:09 PM

they're always up for dvda, that's why

sogirlshaveacrotch		2005-01-27 08:05:07 PM

all i know is, I never really thought Cindy Crawford was anything special. Then her first photo after she had her baby, a family shot of three. Best smile. The most beautiful she had ever looked, really.

epyonyx		2005-01-27 08:05:40 PM

*cue this thread is worthless without pics*

BubbaChet		2005-01-27 08:07:10 PM

epyonyx, the pics aren't that great.

waste of time.

Shytbyrd		2005-01-27 08:07:13 PM

Bring it on !
(wife is due 3/22)

Klyde		2005-01-27 08:07:16 PM

Now that's good journalism!

dying_one_day_at_a_time		2005-01-27 08:09:00 PM

You guys see that Dr. Pepper commercial with the Fountains of Wayne song "Stacy's Mom?" Isn't it kinda creepy how that mom looking lady is luring all those young boys over to her mini-van for who knows what? And that wicked little smile he flashes right at the end...man those little punks are sure in for something...

The_Pole_Of_Justice		2005-01-27 08:09:16 PM

I've got a 60 inch column for her.

POW!

krushgroove		2005-01-27 08:09:43 PM

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

Todd1138		2005-01-27 08:11:10 PM

Check out this MILF (NSFW):

http://www.freeones.com/html/b_links/Brandi_Love/

Bitterman		2005-01-27 08:12:38 PM

"Dropping your preschooler off in an alley because you're not tarted up for who? The preschool teacher? The other mommies? Random men? is just farked to hell.."

Man, I gotta agree with you 100% on this one. I don't get it either.

GodsRightHandGimp		2005-01-27 08:13:33 PM

Looking at MILFs on the internets gives me SINS.

/SINS=Self Inflicted Nut Shots

B82		2005-01-27 08:13:45 PM

Am I the only one grossed out at the Stacey's Mom video because the kid looks like he is 10 years old?

ZAZ		2005-01-27 08:14:29 PM

This is all well and good, but your breasts still sag and have stretch marks now.

Maybe not: "Mom has come a long way, baby. ... She indulges in a nip here, a tuck there."

funkysumo		2005-01-27 08:14:32 PM

Hopefully not a thread-jack, but...

Has anyone else noticed that couples in TV commercials always feature a really hot wife and a slobby husband? I dunno if it's that I'm getting older or something, but the wife (mom) is always smokin' and the husband is always a balding paunchy dude.

If I was to venture a guess, I'd say that this was a stellar marketing ploy. Women identify with the hot chick, while guys see the hot chick and think that if that slob can get that babe...

atari_eric		2005-01-27 08:14:37 PM

Yeah, this won't confuse the sons...

/Oedipus

HaywoodJablonski		2005-01-27 08:15:20 PM

The_Pole_Of_Justice: I've got a 60 inch column for her.

POW!

That made me laugh for some reason. I think it was the "POW!"

PigCharmer		2005-01-27 08:16:26 PM

He'd hit it!

HaywoodJablonski		2005-01-27 08:16:32 PM

funkysumo:

If I was to venture a guess, I'd say that this was a stellar marketing ploy. Women identify with the hot chick, while guys see the hot chick and think that if that slob can get that babe...

Don't you watch any television at all? Pick any sitcom and this formula is rampant.

FarkinNortherner		2005-01-27 08:17:47 PM

Photo gallery:
1) American society of plastic surgeons' pension fund
2) Linda Gray, not a mother
3) OK, fair point
4) I would not hit it
5) Again, not a mother (at the time)
6) "sports heels and a plunging neckline" - yeah, that's the day wear of a 27 yr old mother to be sure.
7) See (1) and (4)
8) Jeezus, they couldn't even find two models ?

/lives in mother's basement

Bitterman		2005-01-27 08:17:54 PM

Funkysumo-

It isn't just commericals..... how about todays sitcoms? Hot wife, sloppy ass fat/balding/neurotic husband.

ShockRadioCanada		2005-01-27 08:18:08 PM

I married a MILF when I was in my early 20s (20 years ago). Now she's a GILF.

Director_Mr		2005-01-27 08:18:29 PM

I for one salute our sexily dressed mother overlords.

IndyDoug		2005-01-27 08:18:38 PM

I'm attracted to married mommies.

spank		2005-01-27 08:18:55 PM

POW!!!

heheh

Aikonik		2005-01-27 08:18:58 PM

I wanna be that baby

Cheap_Knockoff		2005-01-27 08:19:13 PM

phenomenON.

Director_Mr		2005-01-27 08:19:45 PM

What does Gilf mean anyway?

ShockRadioCanada		2005-01-27 08:20:45 PM

Director_Mr

You really need an explanation?

dying_one_day_at_a_time		2005-01-27 08:21:06 PM

Director_Mr: What does Gilf mean anyway?

Grandmom I'd like to Fark...

Bitterman		2005-01-27 08:21:24 PM

Ummmm.... Grandmother I'd like to fark.

RTFA		2005-01-27 08:21:42 PM

Did you notice the byline on the photo?

"By Lisa Nipp for USA TOday"

ShockRadioCanada		2005-01-27 08:21:50 PM

dying_one_day_at_a_time

thank you.

sullyman		2005-01-27 08:22:30 PM

"Mom, you look like a housewife!" Slatest recalls her 7-year-old exclaiming.

"I was like, 'Oh, my God, we can't have this,' " Slatest says.

So she finished making eggs in heels.

So she cooks her kids breakfast while wearing high heels. Can you say narcissism gone mad.

FarkinNortherner		2005-01-27 08:22:32 PM

dying_one_day_at_a_time: Grandmom I'd like to Fark...

Eww

(no offence to any grandmotherfarkers)

Director_Mr		2005-01-27 08:22:45 PM

Milf I've heard, but if she was a MILF and is now a GILF, is she no longer a mother? I thought it was a Girl id like to fark. You've confused me shockradiocanada. Is she no longer a mother?

/confused and wondering
/work is slow today

Director_Mr		2005-01-27 08:23:33 PM

OH MAN a grandmom id like to fark????

That is so wrong

Lol

ShockRadioCanada		2005-01-27 08:23:49 PM

sullyman

The heels are for reaching stuff in the top cupboards.

/practical

Aikonik		2005-01-27 08:24:01 PM

bring it around town, bring it around town

trustnone007		2005-01-27 08:24:23 PM

useless thread until we see some real nice mommy pics..

SpinalTapp		2005-01-27 08:24:40 PM

On the one hand, there is something to be said for an older woman who can still look hot.

On the other hand, it makes me very sad to see markedly aged women trying to relive their youth and cling to the fashion trends and hip activities, even though they are saggy and gross.

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