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(Sky News)   Britney Spears: Oops, I'm single again   ( divider line
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26402 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2002 at 8:16 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-11 08:20:16 AM  
Oh great. *Now* I'm in with a chance.
2002-03-11 08:21:58 AM  
time for me to make my move...
2002-03-11 08:22:40 AM  
And the males rejoice!! Yea Verily!
2002-03-11 08:23:00 AM  
that shirt needs a good iron........
2002-03-11 08:23:03 AM  
Oi! I called it first! Wait your turn!
2002-03-11 08:23:14 AM  
100% Skank.
2002-03-11 08:23:29 AM  
Gentlemen, start your cocks!
2002-03-11 08:25:55 AM  
Run for the hills! The beast is loose!
2002-03-11 08:29:28 AM  
What is this world coming to? My favorite teen power couple torn apart by their own success.

boo hooo hooo boo hooo sob sniff sniff....

It's just not fair!
2002-03-11 08:29:46 AM  
"Reports blame the break up on Spears' refusal to 'put out' and her laughable claims of being a virgin. 'She banged the whole band!' Timberlake said, 'but anytime we were alone she'd scream virgin. What a slut skank ho. At least we write our own songs... oh wait.'"
2002-03-11 08:31:12 AM  
If only I could find my misplaced mouse ears I might be in with a chance.
2002-03-11 08:36:15 AM  
Britney looks like a Pekingnese dog with implants.

get out and go to a club someday, you'll see hotter girls within .034 seconds.
Just because she blows kisses to the camera on TRL doesn't make her sexy.
2002-03-11 08:39:09 AM  
2002-03-11 08:40:16 AM  
Spritzes breath freshener in mouth

*psst psst*
2002-03-11 08:47:40 AM  
I had made plans for this evening, but am prepared to cancel. I am waiting for your call - 555lickmyballsbiatch
2002-03-11 08:49:12 AM  
britney needs a good spanking...
2002-03-11 08:51:03 AM  
"Hectic work schedules?" --- Just a tip my friend, if you've got a biatch like THAT on your arm...QUIT your job and follow her around like the pathetic puppy we all long to be!
2002-03-11 08:51:35 AM  
Never saw what was so 'good-looking' about Timberlake. He looks and dresses like a '70s reject. (yawn)
2002-03-11 08:52:33 AM  
"They appeared singing and dancing wearing mouse ears."

The Itchy and Scratchy show? Or an Enron Board meeting?
2002-03-11 08:52:33 AM  
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I know what you're telling me...
there's still a chance!
2002-03-11 08:53:33 AM  
$$$ says she doesn't give #34|)
2002-03-11 08:54:10 AM  
maybe she finally saw Justin's wang and decided it just wasn't all that. my guess she'll probabaly hook up with one of the brothers in her dance group...
2002-03-11 08:55:21 AM  
"Oops I did it again" and " one more time" are effectively the SAME SONG.
2002-03-11 08:56:13 AM  
meshman gets the prize
2002-03-11 08:56:39 AM  
...all part of my master plan
2002-03-11 08:57:25 AM  
Ho B**** S*** my C&^%, it's a waitin for ya, hard as a rock
2002-03-11 08:57:29 AM  
"hectic work schedule" = i'm banging other dudes on road..
2002-03-11 08:59:37 AM  
They appeared singing and dancing wearing mouse ears.

PeTA yet to protest.
2002-03-11 09:02:31 AM  
Britney: "We do want to get married and have kids and stuff like that - however, maybe in 15 years time."

Meaning that she won't have sex until she's 35? How many people believe she's a virgin anyway? Not I, she probably has 3 kids squirrled away somewhere already.

If it is true and she's still a virgin, that's all and well good for her, but what kind of loser is Timberphag for sticking with her for 2 years and not being able to close that deal? The whole reason she left him is because he wouldn't just take her. That's probably what she was waiting for, she wanted Timberphag to be a man and jump her. He didn't so she fired him.
2002-03-11 09:05:43 AM  
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2002-03-11 09:05:49 AM  
There must have been a lull in the Britney / 'NSync publicity departments. Time to get them back in the headlines. In another 4 months once we've forgotten about them, they will realize that they can't live without each other. Press conferences will be held, record sales will go up another notch. All hail the American marketing system.
2002-03-11 09:06:40 AM  
I think she finally realized what a lame little biatch Nazi boy- I mean, Timberlake, is, and how she could do much bettter- like say, Ron Jeremy or something. Maybe Mike Tyson?
2002-03-11 09:06:43 AM  
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2002-03-11 09:07:02 AM  
Good, she's single... now I have to get famous, meet her, work the charm on her... and get her in the sack... then you peons will finally worship me as the One True God that I am!

I will break you, on my knee... like so!
2002-03-11 09:09:12 AM  
2002-03-11 09:10:36 AM  
This should of had the
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2002-03-11 09:11:33 AM  
what's a guy like me to do...make a move on Justin, of course!
2002-03-11 09:12:40 AM  
Am I the only one that doesn't think Spears is hot?

Average at best. She looks like she has Downs Syndrome.

Now Shakira, THAT'S a hottie.
2002-03-11 09:15:32 AM  
Deus: No, i'm with ya mate. I don't think she's hot at all, now Rachael Leigh Cook, there's a real hottie... Ashley Judd is pretty high up on my charts as well... :)

2002-03-11 09:18:16 AM  
Shakira looks exactly like britney...
2002-03-11 09:19:03 AM  
She's an increasingly scuffed-looking peice of white trash.
2002-03-11 09:19:07 AM  
Did anyone read the story that was linked under the headline?? THIS is a much better story than the mean publicity stunt that was their "relationship".
2002-03-11 09:19:35 AM  
Get married in "maybe 15 years?". Sheeesh, no concept of time whatsoever. Damn long engagement.
2002-03-11 09:20:04 AM  
I'm talking about Britney, btw.
2002-03-11 09:20:33 AM  
I wish she would just go away.
2002-03-11 09:22:28 AM  
I'm sorry, someone has to say it "who gives a fvck."
2002-03-11 09:23:26 AM  
All the fighting over who's prettier must have finally taken it toll.
2002-03-11 09:25:27 AM  
Actually.. Shakira has had many albums in spanish... and they were all very good. If you're looking for something new, buy or illegally acqure her MTV-Unplugged album. Even if you gringos don't understand spanish, that CD will impress you.

I wish Shakira didn't dye her hair.. she was much foxier as a brunnette...

And yes, she looks better than Britney.

Christina looked the best, but she wants to look like a transvestite with a lot of make up now :/
2002-03-11 09:32:36 AM  
I have to agree with Kylie - she just needs to go away - far, far away...
2002-03-11 09:33:41 AM  
2002-03-11 09:38:20 AM  
Oops I did it again,
I re-released trash, my integrity's crashed
Oh baby baby

Oops, I think I'm a star
But they said from the sta - ar - art
I'm not that talented
2002-03-11 09:43:56 AM  
I would give britney a golden shower too.
2002-03-11 09:49:22 AM  
Too funny about the bucket of piss thrown on her. HAhAHa
2002-03-11 09:53:51 AM  
I'd throw my bucket-o-cum on her!
2002-03-11 09:56:35 AM  
maybe someone can find a bucket o' talent

2002-03-11 10:01:43 AM  
So she finally saw Justin's weiner and flipped out..
2002-03-11 10:03:55 AM  
...or a bucket of pelicans, for that matter
2002-03-11 10:11:25 AM  
You know who the real losers are on this one? The managers. Their experiment to mate a boy band member with a pop superstar, producing a uber-product that would instantly be worshiped, has failed. Not since the Jackson/Presley failure of '93 has there been such a setback in marketing genetics.
2002-03-11 10:16:27 AM  
Dammit! I thought that I had made it clear last time:
No more Britney articles unlsess they contain nipple pics.
2002-03-11 10:26:19 AM  
Oops... I crapped my pants.
2002-03-11 10:28:39 AM  
Ok...where does the line start? Do I take a number??

I'm just KIDDING...geeez. I prefer sexy women...but I want them to be intelligent as well.
2002-03-11 10:31:34 AM  

Oh, wait--what did she say about no sex before marriage?

Forget it, she's all yours :(
2002-03-11 10:33:31 AM  
No sex before marriage?

She's screwed everyone who's ever bought one of her records!
2002-03-11 10:36:26 AM  

Hehehehe, good one, dude!
2002-03-11 10:54:16 AM  
I'll always remember where I was when I heard this news.


"The day the music died."
2002-03-11 10:54:45 AM  
What the hell kind of neighborhood has BUCKETS of urine handy?
2002-03-11 11:02:56 AM  

Britney's still a virgin. Yea and tommorow my class takes a field trip to the top of the World Trade Center Tower.

And as I said before she is HOT ! Even if you don't think she is, I bet you if she offered to Fark you, you'd jump on her like a Segway !!! Don't deny it hahahaha !
2002-03-11 11:03:27 AM  
hahahahha. Toonz: I was wondering the same thing. Plus, what did they do, knock on every door in the apartment complex and say "Here, piss in this bucket."
2002-03-11 11:11:23 AM  
Buckets of pis...
2002-03-11 11:11:43 AM  
I'm rolling here thinking about that one lady who seems to show up at the door everytime there's an AIDS walk or something, showing up with the bucket, asking for a "pledge."
2002-03-11 11:14:07 AM  
OMG! Toonz!!! hahahahah!!!!
Now I'm the one that needs the bucket!
2002-03-11 11:18:52 AM  
shakira changes hair colors the way i change t-shirts, she'll probably get blue hair for the next album since i think she's already tried every color out there and i've never seen her repeat it.
2002-03-11 11:31:57 AM  
There, there, sweetie.....

Come to daddy...I'll comfort you.
2002-03-11 11:34:04 AM  
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2002-03-11 11:35:01 AM  
Virgin? Maybe, but I bet she sucks a mean dick.
2002-03-11 11:41:04 AM  
It seems her Beau figured out that she is 'All Show and No Blow'

Worthless Wench
2002-03-11 11:42:04 AM  
Oh, and I always knew that she changed her age on an almost daily basis.

Residents staged their protest at around 4am in downtown Los Angeles, hurling bucket-loads at the 21-year-old singer as she performed in the street below.

The 20-year-old and 'NSync singer Timberlake were said to have ended their relationship a week ago.
2002-03-11 12:01:28 PM  
I wish Britney'd be on "Celebrity Boxing".

I'd love to see her box.

2002-03-11 12:03:54 PM  
God I hate her! I go to Ireland to hear some traditonal Irish music, and what do I hear? Brintey...farking...Spears. Before I just ignored her, but now I pray for her death.
2002-03-11 12:10:06 PM  
I just read on a swedish news site that it's false.
2002-03-11 12:12:09 PM  
BBC news just reported this as false also ... sorry guys
2002-03-11 12:20:43 PM  
whew...I was getting worried there...thanks for the update...we can't have the most perfect couple split up...that would be so un-American.
2002-03-11 12:23:25 PM  
shoots Vtgoddess, sorry but you know what happens to the messenger.

- Spas killin' time for 102 days, 10 hours, 36 minutes, and 51 seconds until i turn 21
2002-03-11 12:24:39 PM  
It's true. She is currently under my desk perfecting a very unique yodeling technique.
2002-03-11 12:32:42 PM  
Tina Fey had a good line this weekend... "are Britney and Justin the 'before', and Pam Anderson and Kid Rock the 'after'?"
2002-03-11 12:56:27 PM  
For every hot lady out there...there is some guy who is tired of farkin her.
2002-03-11 01:03:13 PM  
Hartfrog: Damn, you hit the nail on the head over here. How do you know if you're tired of a girl? Please Opine.
2002-03-11 01:04:18 PM  
You know its old when you can predict when she will say "ride me cowboy" and "you are not putting that in there"
2002-03-11 01:05:33 PM  
I guess its over....
2002-03-11 01:07:25 PM  
Reports blame the break up on the couple's hectic work schedules.

Uh, that won't be a factor in the very near future.
2002-03-11 01:36:52 PM  
2002-03-11 02:21:13 PM  
"Oops, I'm dripping with pee..."
2002-03-11 03:22:49 PM  
Brittany: Please just die. Thank you.
2002-03-11 03:36:02 PM  
The sad thing is, Austin Fox7 reported this "hard" news story, which is really nothing more than unconfirmed gossip, this morning. That a way to get the facts guys!
2002-03-11 03:52:32 PM  
She may be "popular" in the US, and have legions of teen-age fans, but it's the media in the UK that seems to have the most interest. All these news stories are from Sky News, in UK.

Buncha pervies.
2002-03-11 04:12:33 PM  
Thank Eris. She's too good to be wasted on a pubeless pansy with a nasal infection.
2002-03-11 04:36:11 PM  
Wake me when she's 30 and featured in Playboy
2002-03-11 05:29:10 PM  
They appeared singing and dancing wearing mouse ears.

I would like to pin her legs behind her head like mouse ears
2002-03-11 05:35:27 PM  
Britney Spears is a technical virgin. Yup.
2002-03-11 05:46:10 PM  
Wow she had a farking breakup, am I supposed to be dazzled?
2002-03-11 06:48:45 PM  
To paraphrase Rolling Stone: Shakira and Christina Aguilera are now locked in a bitter battle to see who can look the whitest while still having the audacity to claim latin roots.

I think Shakira is Christina, two years in the future, after actually eating (did you see CA's chicken legs at the Grammys?).
2002-03-11 08:29:22 PM  

why o why!@!!
2002-03-11 09:45:25 PM  
All they played on EuroMTV was that stupid Shakira song.

And that stupid incessant...BAD wiggling of her.

I miss the good ol' Britney.

You know, pre-I'm-a-pop-Goddess-in-need-of-constant-rumor-milling-so-I-can-stay-​in-the-m edia.

Maybe Jason Mewes will tap that ass.

Now that'd be a good Kevin Smith flick.
2002-03-11 10:07:49 PM  
"Britney certainly didn't deserve the bucket treatment. She's a brilliant singer ... but perhaps not when you're trying to get to sleep".

Brilliant? riiiiiiiiiiight.....
2002-03-11 11:09:12 PM  
Again, I say, enough of this skank.
2002-03-12 07:12:59 AM  
Nobody cares.
2002-03-12 12:55:21 PM  
Why didn't the sub-headline read, "Suddenly discovers boyfriend is a complete wanker" ???
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