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(Sky News)   Britney Spears: Oops, I'm single again   (skynews.co.uk) divider line 107
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2002-03-11 08:20:16 AM
Oh great. *Now* I'm in with a chance.
 
2002-03-11 08:21:58 AM
time for me to make my move...
 
2002-03-11 08:22:40 AM
And the males rejoice!! Yea Verily!
 
2002-03-11 08:23:00 AM
that shirt needs a good iron........
 
2002-03-11 08:23:03 AM
Oi! I called it first! Wait your turn!
 
2002-03-11 08:23:14 AM
100% Skank.
 
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2002-03-11 08:23:29 AM
Gentlemen, start your cocks!
 
2002-03-11 08:25:55 AM
Run for the hills! The beast is loose!
 
2002-03-11 08:29:28 AM
What is this world coming to? My favorite teen power couple torn apart by their own success.

boo hooo hooo boo hooo sob sniff sniff....

It's just not fair!
 
2002-03-11 08:29:46 AM
"Reports blame the break up on Spears' refusal to 'put out' and her laughable claims of being a virgin. 'She banged the whole band!' Timberlake said, 'but anytime we were alone she'd scream virgin. What a slut skank ho. At least we write our own songs... oh wait.'"
 
2002-03-11 08:31:12 AM
If only I could find my misplaced mouse ears I might be in with a chance.
 
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2002-03-11 08:36:15 AM
Britney looks like a Pekingnese dog with implants.

get out and go to a club someday, you'll see hotter girls within .034 seconds.
Just because she blows kisses to the camera on TRL doesn't make her sexy.
 
2002-03-11 08:39:09 AM
farked?
 
2002-03-11 08:40:16 AM
Spritzes breath freshener in mouth

*psst psst*
 
2002-03-11 08:47:40 AM
I had made plans for this evening, but am prepared to cancel. I am waiting for your call - 555lickmyballsbiatch
 
2002-03-11 08:49:12 AM
britney needs a good spanking...
 
2002-03-11 08:51:03 AM
"Hectic work schedules?" --- Just a tip my friend, if you've got a biatch like THAT on your arm...QUIT your job and follow her around like the pathetic puppy we all long to be!
 
2002-03-11 08:51:35 AM
Never saw what was so 'good-looking' about Timberlake. He looks and dresses like a '70s reject. (yawn)
 
2002-03-11 08:52:33 AM
"They appeared singing and dancing wearing mouse ears."


The Itchy and Scratchy show? Or an Enron Board meeting?
 
2002-03-11 08:52:33 AM

I know what you're telling me...
there's still a chance!
 
2002-03-11 08:53:33 AM
$$$ says she doesn't give #34|)
 
2002-03-11 08:54:10 AM
maybe she finally saw Justin's wang and decided it just wasn't all that. my guess she'll probabaly hook up with one of the brothers in her dance group...
 
2002-03-11 08:55:21 AM
"Oops I did it again" and "...baby one more time" are effectively the SAME SONG.
 
2002-03-11 08:56:13 AM
meshman gets the prize
 
Rat
2002-03-11 08:56:39 AM
...all part of my master plan
 
2002-03-11 08:57:25 AM
Ho B**** S*** my C&^%, it's a waitin for ya, hard as a rock
 
2002-03-11 08:57:29 AM
"hectic work schedule" = i'm banging other dudes on road..
 
2002-03-11 08:59:37 AM
They appeared singing and dancing wearing mouse ears.

PeTA yet to protest.
 
2002-03-11 09:02:31 AM
Britney: "We do want to get married and have kids and stuff like that - however, maybe in 15 years time."

Meaning that she won't have sex until she's 35? How many people believe she's a virgin anyway? Not I, she probably has 3 kids squirrled away somewhere already.

If it is true and she's still a virgin, that's all and well good for her, but what kind of loser is Timberphag for sticking with her for 2 years and not being able to close that deal? The whole reason she left him is because he wouldn't just take her. That's probably what she was waiting for, she wanted Timberphag to be a man and jump her. He didn't so she fired him.
 
2002-03-11 09:05:43 AM
 
2002-03-11 09:05:49 AM
There must have been a lull in the Britney / 'NSync publicity departments. Time to get them back in the headlines. In another 4 months once we've forgotten about them, they will realize that they can't live without each other. Press conferences will be held, record sales will go up another notch. All hail the American marketing system.
 
2002-03-11 09:06:40 AM
I think she finally realized what a lame little biatch Nazi boy- I mean, Timberlake, is, and how she could do much bettter- like say, Ron Jeremy or something. Maybe Mike Tyson?
 
2002-03-11 09:06:43 AM
 
2002-03-11 09:07:02 AM
Good, she's single... now I have to get famous, meet her, work the charm on her... and get her in the sack... then you peons will finally worship me as the One True God that I am!

I will break you, on my knee... like so!
 
2002-03-11 09:09:12 AM
Dibs
 
2002-03-11 09:10:36 AM
This should of had the tag
 
2002-03-11 09:11:33 AM
what's a guy like me to do...make a move on Justin, of course!
 
2002-03-11 09:12:40 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't think Spears is hot?

Average at best. She looks like she has Downs Syndrome.

Now Shakira, THAT'S a hottie.
 
2002-03-11 09:15:32 AM
Deus: No, i'm with ya mate. I don't think she's hot at all, now Rachael Leigh Cook, there's a real hottie... Ashley Judd is pretty high up on my charts as well... :)

./Morrigan
 
2002-03-11 09:18:16 AM
Shakira looks exactly like britney...
 
2002-03-11 09:19:03 AM
She's an increasingly scuffed-looking peice of white trash.
 
2002-03-11 09:19:07 AM
Did anyone read the story that was linked under the headline?? THIS is a much better story than the breakup...er...I mean publicity stunt that was their "relationship".
 
2002-03-11 09:19:35 AM
Get married in "maybe 15 years?". Sheeesh, no concept of time whatsoever. Damn long engagement.
 
2002-03-11 09:20:04 AM
^^^
I'm talking about Britney, btw.
 
2002-03-11 09:20:33 AM
I wish she would just go away.
 
2002-03-11 09:22:28 AM
I'm sorry, someone has to say it "who gives a fvck."
 
2002-03-11 09:23:26 AM
All the fighting over who's prettier must have finally taken it toll.
 
2002-03-11 09:25:27 AM
Actually.. Shakira has had many albums in spanish... and they were all very good. If you're looking for something new, buy or illegally acqure her MTV-Unplugged album. Even if you gringos don't understand spanish, that CD will impress you.

I wish Shakira didn't dye her hair.. she was much foxier as a brunnette...

And yes, she looks better than Britney.

Christina looked the best, but she wants to look like a transvestite with a lot of make up now :/
 
2002-03-11 09:32:36 AM
I have to agree with Kylie - she just needs to go away - far, far away...
 
2002-03-11 09:33:41 AM
 
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