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(Greenpeace)   Create your own Frankenfish.   ( ) divider line 33
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4355 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2002 at 10:22 PM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-10 07:09:11 PM  
Choose which part you would like to genetically engineer, then click on mutate!

{clicks Mutate button}

The page cannot be displayed
2002-03-10 10:26:18 PM  
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2002-03-10 10:27:16 PM  
2002-03-10 10:27:53 PM  
LunaticFringe: It's working fine for me.
2002-03-10 10:28:27 PM  
Farked in 50 seconds.
2002-03-10 10:28:31 PM  
Maybe that's what it mutates into, IE webpage errors...oh dear!!!
2002-03-10 10:29:11 PM  
Dead in under 100 clicks.
2002-03-10 10:29:40 PM  
A-yup. It's farked.
2002-03-10 10:30:02 PM  
For me, it was farked before it had a single link. The farthest I ever got was to the pre-mutated fish.
2002-03-10 10:30:47 PM  
My question is what's wrong with a Frankenfish? It looks pretty cool to me. Of course at this point I can only see the default one.
2002-03-10 10:31:22 PM  
I'm the proud owner of a FrankenCock.
2002-03-10 10:32:16 PM  
Update: It works fine in Netscape, but it's still just a retarded animated .gif chooser and display.
2002-03-10 10:35:37 PM  
I guess Greenpeace's target crowd is still using Netscape.
2002-03-10 10:35:47 PM  
Worked fine for me. I use Mozilla.
2002-03-10 10:36:00 PM  
Can anyone else use it? I found this earlier and submitted it - maybe I still have the .swf file in my cache?

I thought it was pretty funny that Greenpeace's supposed scare tactic ended up being just an amusing plaything.
"Fear the genetically modified fish!"
"But they're so fun!"
2002-03-10 10:38:34 PM  
How was that "COOL"? I think the "STUPID" tag applies here. All you could do is add different types of fish parts to the fish, if it is really mutant, should it have like arms or legs, or boobies, or testicles or something???
2002-03-10 10:43:48 PM  
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2002-03-10 10:48:07 PM  
Finally - Greepeace does something constructive with its donation money.
2002-03-10 10:57:17 PM  
Interesting link... NOT.
2002-03-10 11:12:29 PM  
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2002-03-10 11:18:37 PM  
wow, it's another liberal kneejerk reaction stupid webpage, with no point. Why don't they provide info on what causes mutations or something? this interactive gif picker only makes me think that they don't know what they are protesting about, especially when they are against genetically modified foods which might feed all of the millions who now starve. dumb greenpeace flamers.
2002-03-10 11:21:27 PM  
2002-03-10 11:22:42 PM  
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2002-03-10 11:53:28 PM  
that was wonderful. Farking greenpeace. Go hug a tree. Nice website. Maybe between ramming Japanese fishing boats you could hire a web dev team to fix your site.
2002-03-10 11:59:10 PM  
Worked fine for me. I'm using Opera.

Of course, it still sucks.
2002-03-11 12:06:17 AM  
I can't wait until it's really these easy. Fark Greenpeace's bullshiat.

For the record, doesn't work for me on Netscape 4.5 under linux.

2002-03-11 12:48:42 AM  
As a liberal and environmentalist, I really wish Greenpeace! and similar organizations would reevaluate their positions on trangenics, nuclear power, etc. They aren't the monsters they're made out to be. Of course, I get paid to make frankenmint.
2002-03-11 02:21:27 AM  
It is not farked, it is just bad web programmer. Sheesh! Well, it looked interesting. it would be cool though to have one for a chick. Like make her boob size and butt size. Oh..yea!
2002-03-11 04:14:19 AM  
....a band of
scientific illiterates
who use
Gestapo tactics...

---Patrick Moore, Greenpeace Co-founder, describing his former organization
2002-03-11 10:47:13 AM  
This thing works about as effectively as Rainbow Warrior I (see bottom of Pacific.)
2002-03-11 08:16:16 PM  
Greenpeace and PETA, they can both eat shiat and die. Unreasonable extremist fanatics, posturing for mainstream support to drum up enough donations to fund their idiotic campaigns. They have no conception of reason or necessity.
2002-03-11 08:52:23 PM  
Hero Machine IS much cooler.

Just ask, Jesus.
2002-03-12 01:12:07 AM  
This don't work for me- and you can tell in two seconds that it's a piece of crap. I am now going to return my Groanpiece membershiat card. Dung-holes.
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