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(Some Guy) Boobies Uma Thurman at the beach (not safe for work)   ( divider line 317
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393935 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2005 at 3:20 PM (10 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-24 08:56:54 PM  

*Chiaki Kuriyama for those who care

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Go Go?

/hit? I'd hit.
2005-01-24 08:58:29 PM  
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2005-01-24 09:05:46 PM  
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2005-01-24 09:10:36 PM  
2005-01-24 09:12:09 PM  
jer2911tx: am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'

2005-01-24 09:15:22 PM  
Sweet Zombie Jesus, its everything I imagined and so much more!
2005-01-24 09:16:10 PM  

That's the stuff! I'd hit it until she got bored and killed me in a horrible and painful way.
2005-01-24 09:17:14 PM  
EEEEgads what are those growths on her chest? I'd rather abuse these while she was preggo, but unfortunately, Ethan got the goodies.

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2005-01-24 09:18:34 PM  
Which one of you preverts broke their interweb thingie?
2005-01-24 09:45:42 PM  

2005-01-24 10:04:53 PM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 134236 times

that is a lot of times
2005-01-24 10:04:57 PM  
I remember looking at this issue of Playboy when it came out in Sept. 96. If you'll turn to the later pages of the same issue, you'll see a girl from my hometown of Gravel Switch, KY. She was soo hot. And I was 11. It was magic. That was when I knew I fell in love with Uma Thurman.
2005-01-24 10:12:37 PM  
Sweet pictures. I hear what most of you are saying about Uma being overrated...but after Kill Bill, man I fell in love with her. Theres nothing hotter than a tall chick slicing through 88 Ninjas. In the movies of course.
2005-01-24 10:14:32 PM  
these pics are hella-old. i cranked off to these at least 7 or 8 years ago.
2005-01-24 10:16:25 PM  
WakaWaka: these pics are hella-old. i cranked off to these at least 7 or 8 years ago.

Yep. So did I.
2005-01-24 10:16:30 PM  
Nice yobs. I must say, though that I found Kill Bill vol.2 to be quite derivitive...blahblahblahblah

2005-01-24 10:18:10 PM  
anyone notice the trojan trying to infest your computer on that site?
2005-01-24 10:22:54 PM  
Was that a trojan? Hate those things. Bruins too.
2005-01-24 10:35:28 PM  
What is this? An episode of "I Love The 90's?"
2005-01-24 10:46:03 PM  
Uma.......Her feet are fine.

Although as far as Tarantino's foot fetish goes, Salma Hayek in "From Dusk Till Dawn" pretty much cements him as a perv'. He almost swallowed those tootsies.

In the name of art of course.

She is one hot Chica Boom Boom.
2005-01-24 10:49:34 PM  
2005-01-24 10:54:56 PM  
I actually did see her. Didn't catch the possible joke in that at first, but now I do. lol.
2005-01-24 10:57:23 PM  
Not one, but two whole chances for me to look like an asshat in one post:

1. Those photos are a bit dated. I recognize them from a Playboy that I stole from my Grandfather in 96 I think.
2. That was the only playboy I have ever really looked at ever.

/8 years later and I'm still less than impressed with Uma.
//Would hit in anyway.
2005-01-24 10:58:19 PM  
I can't believe she nailed John Malkovich. I'm gonna have nightmares forever about that...
2005-01-24 11:21:19 PM  
fark that! I'd bang Uma Thurman, but she's getting up there in the years...and her nose isn't getting any less bulbous. They've got pictures of Jessica Alba on there, too...Oh God, she's responsible for more of my wads on the ceiling than anyone...
2005-01-24 11:22:51 PM  
Nice Pics, but... what about all of the POP UPS and scams to download? Crap.
2005-01-24 11:27:43 PM  
there's a farking virus and a trojan horse on this page.
2005-01-24 11:30:21 PM  
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2005-01-24 11:41:21 PM  
I'd hitmotize her. Then I'd hit it again.
Does anyone else realize that that website is just chock-full of spyware and trojans?
My firewall was going off like crazy!!
2005-01-24 11:43:00 PM  
Not too shabby, Butternuts, that's lil philly's got a tight body. Shame about the toasted tan though, she looks a bit overdone. I can imagine she'd be amazing a few shades paler, needs to take a couple weeks vacation from her local Hollywood Tans.
2005-01-24 11:45:14 PM  
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2005-01-24 11:49:19 PM  
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2005-01-24 11:52:21 PM  
I would give anything for the chance to hit it.
2005-01-25 12:06:45 AM  
Axiom #1: This thread is worthless without pics.

Therefore: this thread is worth more money than George W. Bush's top 10 campaign donators put together.
2005-01-25 12:20:06 AM  
I'd stand in line behind Dirty Sanchez to hit it!

(Now THAT'S serious hittin')
2005-01-25 12:23:06 AM  
Butternuts: Damn. She's farking hot.
2005-01-25 12:24:37 AM  
i must be asexual.
2005-01-25 12:25:06 AM  
I'd hit it like I had to win a trophy for it. In my socks.

/then later snort a line
2005-01-25 12:28:11 AM  
Hmm...I'd rather hit brittany spears instead...but what the hell, i'd hit it too.
2005-01-25 12:43:10 AM  
i have loved uma forever and henry and june is one of my all time favorite movies. if i were to sleep with a woman, she would be it.
2005-01-25 12:43:23 AM  
YES! I've always thought Uma is smokin'
2005-01-25 12:44:20 AM  
Sharon Needles:
Just kiddin'! She's perfect. Mine are kinda small.

Prove it.
2005-01-25 12:46:28 AM  
i have always envisioned and uma-helena bonham carter sandwich.
makes me want to be a lesbian.
2005-01-25 12:56:57 AM  

That sorta of perversion isn't allowed around here.

Unless you have pictures that is.
2005-01-25 01:14:52 AM  

am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

No, I am sure there are a lot of gay farkers, not that there's anything wrong with that.

But how about the Mischa Barton pics? Man, she sure doesn't pass the Anna K candids test (looking hot in every candid photo). And that guy with her, paunchy at 21. WTF? I'd think she could have her pick of the litter.
2005-01-25 01:29:02 AM  
Someone get that spyware ridden/virus infested page off fark. The spyware is bad but when I see trend-micro start freaking out I know the page is bad...
2005-01-25 01:45:08 AM  
Not bad -- but they're almost 10 years old

2005-01-25 01:45:40 AM  
sorry y'all ... there are some hot women out there, but she's not one of them ... she's a big googley eyed freak with floppy boobs.

i'm not that fussy, but aside from the fact that she's been in a few decent films, doesn't make her automatic hotness.
2005-01-25 02:16:42 AM  


Clean your computer when the kittens dead.

Thanks Avast! on-access scanner

2005-01-25 03:53:06 AM  

Your link leads to some gorgeous pics in the pages following! Thanks!
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