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(Some Guy) Boobies Uma Thurman at the beach (not safe for work)   (lalovin.com) divider line 317
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2005-01-24 04:29:48 PM  
F-F-f-f-f-f-farked!
 
2005-01-24 04:30:06 PM  
 
2005-01-24 04:33:44 PM  
OMG!!1one! Joan Collins is a two-face too!!


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2005-01-24 04:33:59 PM  
"What Uma lacks in classic beauty(Milla Jovovich)"

Milla Jovovich is ass ugly.
 
2005-01-24 04:34:54 PM  
SweetA sure, just like her eyes.

All the better for Hawaiian Muscle Rubbin'!
 
2005-01-24 04:35:54 PM  
 
2005-01-24 04:36:37 PM  
Wake me when they post Keira Knightly naked pics at the beach...
 
2005-01-24 04:36:43 PM  
i'm not a fan of her work, or her face, but she's got nice jubblies
 
2005-01-24 04:36:50 PM  
As they are boobies I am not really complaining, but these have been on the net for years and years. Let's get some freshies!
 
2005-01-24 04:37:10 PM  
jer2911tx

am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'


No, I'm the other one that agrees...
 
2005-01-24 04:39:01 PM  
farked!! I really wanted to see this. Maybe i'll "Kill Bill" anyway.
 
2005-01-24 04:41:53 PM  
Nut Bunnies

Milla Jovovich is the highest paid model in the world.

Many find her pretty friggin hot. I would like to know what you think is hot?

Do you wear glasses/corective lenses?
 
2005-01-24 04:45:49 PM  
Milla Jovovich is ass ugly.

Oh, to live in a world where Milla is the epitome of ugliness!!

Christ on a Popsicle Stick, Nut Bunnies, is that a troll or are you really so jaded? (NSFW, pick your reason)
 
2005-01-24 04:46:58 PM  
i'd hit it like a death-row inmate!

/gets in line to hit it
 
2005-01-24 04:48:01 PM  
2005-01-24 04:28:07 PM Jkay
LOL and now the virgin "boob inspectors" are saying that she's got falsies. Wake up boys .. this is what real boobs look like. They hang, and they hang in opposite directions.

If they were fake, they would look like the "normal" ones you basement fappers normally see.


Stop it, you can just stop right now.
I'll have no more of this 'common sense' you speak. Who are you to argue with experienced 17 year olds who have groped girls after passing out from Mad Dog 20/20? Uma is nasty, she's filthy. Her feet are gnarly. Her boobs are fake. Her boobs are real and droopy. She's wearing granny panties. She's big as a horse, what does she weigh? 115? 120?!

There is an entire generation of high school kids facing a lifetime of disappointment, they just don't know it yet. But we do, and we can just sit back and laugh...
 
GCD
2005-01-24 04:52:00 PM  
Yeh, so...still farked.

Just thought that I'd point that out in case it hasn't been already...
 
2005-01-24 04:52:08 PM  
You know in most movies they use doubles for feet shots if the actor/actress has wierd feet.

I thought it was cool that we got see her big ole' funky looking feet in Kill Bill.

I would still drink her bath water anyday of the week, her feet just make her more normal and down to earth... so I can like fantasize about having a shot at her.
 
2005-01-24 04:53:31 PM  
Jkay

Uma is 40-something?

Nonono...

She'll be 35 in April, FYI.
 
2005-01-24 04:56:16 PM  
Dkent: Uma is 40-something? Nonono... She'll be 35 in April, FYI.

So she was underage doing the nude scenes in Baron Munchausen? I think someone (her publicist perhaps?) is telling you a little fib.
 
2005-01-24 04:57:03 PM  
cokemonkey:

There is an entire generation of high school kids facing a lifetime of disappointment, they just don't know it yet. But we do, and we can just sit back and laugh...

Yea, they have no idea that real women do not look like that.
And that real women do not act like the porno acresses in porno movies when they are in the sack.
 
2005-01-24 04:57:45 PM  
With props and thanks to Kipin.
 
2005-01-24 04:58:27 PM  
35 minus 17 equals 18.
 
2005-01-24 04:59:45 PM  
cokemonkey-

So anyone who doesn't have the same standards of beauty is, to you, a 17 year old?

When someone like Uma, who has a very unusual beauty, is mentioned, there are always going to be people whose boat she doesn't float. And she does have gnarly-assed feet, have you seen Kill Bill?

I'm 26 and engaged to a beatiful (and really smart) girl who paid for her college textbooks by modelling. So sue me if I'm not enamored by every female with a hole and a heartbeat. I'm not that desperate. Though I do like Uma most of the time and have sent myself an email reminding me to check out these pics when I get home.
 
2005-01-24 05:01:23 PM  
She is past her prime but still a 10.
 
2005-01-24 05:02:00 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Eric Roberts?
 
2005-01-24 05:02:08 PM  


The f word is fark.
 
2005-01-24 05:02:41 PM  
2005-01-24 04:58:27 PM Dkent

You are wrong it equals Zee
 
2005-01-24 05:03:25 PM  
Naked pics of Uma? I'm lalovin' it.
 
2005-01-24 05:05:23 PM  
I can't figure it out. Uma's features, taken individually, are horrific, yet together she's a stunning knockout. One of the eternal mysteries, I suppose.

/not complaining about sharp knees AT ALL
 
2005-01-24 05:08:17 PM  
Uma Uma Good!
 
2005-01-24 05:13:14 PM  
2005-01-24 04:37:10 PM QQue

No, I'm the other one that agrees...

As do I. I mean, she's definitely hitable, but not incredibly so. I see much hotter women than Hollywood puts out just being out and about at a mall on any given weekend no matter where I am.
 
2005-01-24 05:13:30 PM  
 
2005-01-24 05:14:06 PM  
Now don't get me wrong, Uma is teh hotness.

Only one thing kinda disturbs me. Did anyone notice how huge her cleavage area is?? It's like each mam is directly under her arms. What is the spread on those? Like 6-7 inches?
 
2005-01-24 05:15:15 PM  
Sharon Needles: Please, my boobs look better that that.

*Clicks on Sharon Needles' profile*
*Sees no picture*

Without a picture, you cannot make that statement and expect to be trusted.
 
2005-01-24 05:18:02 PM  
 
2005-01-24 05:19:41 PM  
Jkay:

So she was underage doing the nude scenes in Baron Munchausen? I think someone (her publicist perhaps?) is telling you a little fib.

She's 34, actually. She'll be 35 this year.

Baron was released in 1988; she was born in 1970. So, if it was before her birthday when she filmed them then she was underage.

But, it doesn't matter. Keira Knightly showed off her glorious chest in a movie before she got popular, and she was also underage. If an underage girl has her parents' permission, it's okay (although I believe they can't be depicted as having sex). Furthermore, the film was foreign so the rules might be even more lax where it was filmed.
 
2005-01-24 05:21:13 PM  
Dkent: 35 minus 17 equals 18.

Convenient math there, bub. So .. she's 34 NOW but you will use 35 for .. religious purposes .. plus, of course the movie Baron Munchausen was cast, shot, scored, looped, post-production, promoted and released ALL in 1988? Woo hoo! Terry G is not only a genius but can conceive, create and display a major motion picture all in one year!

Let's use real math this time, and say that by your (fake) age, she was 16 when she was filmed.

Now let's use her (probably) real age of 40 and say that she was 23 when she was filmed.
 
2005-01-24 05:22:02 PM  
In most of Europe, the age of consent for sex-related matters is 16, or sometimes less.
 
2005-01-24 05:25:27 PM  
Jebus... in a boobies thread, we wind up with nutzoid pics like karl trotsky and The Clerk of Oxenford.

Thanks fellas.


/wtf
 
2005-01-24 05:28:06 PM  
Alrighty, a 2 people now have stated that she's 35, soon. This is probably from IMDB or something? I'll just stop now, since this is too trivial a subject to argue over. If she's 35 then she's 35.
 
2005-01-24 05:28:32 PM  
I had no idea she had such nice sized tits
 
2005-01-24 05:31:48 PM  
Jkay:

Alrighty, a 2 people now have stated that she's 35, soon. This is probably from IMDB or something? I'll just stop now, since this is too trivial a subject to argue over. If she's 35 then she's 35.

IMDB and Allmovie.com say that she's 34, will turn 35 on April 29.
 
2005-01-24 05:32:01 PM  
And as a parting shot, I'd like to say that I would definitely hit ~1952 Joan Collins.
 
2005-01-24 05:32:37 PM  
karl trotsky My eyes are bleeding. Mods, for the love of god, delete that pic.
 
2005-01-24 05:33:07 PM  
theGOOCH: I had no idea she had such nice sized tits

She did 17 years ago. She has lost a lot of weight, and gotten older, so .. prolly not so much now.
 
2005-01-24 05:42:50 PM  
Wow, let's all get excited over pictures that came out in Playboy 10 years ago. What next? Sharon Stone's Basic Instinct pics get the green light?
 
2005-01-24 05:44:19 PM  
We call em cow's-eyes where I come from. But I'd still dip em in butter and go to town!
 
2005-01-24 05:47:41 PM  
I want to go to this beach where they're always catching female celebrities naked. I must know where it is!
 
2005-01-24 05:47:59 PM  
Well, the link is FARKED but I don't have to see (seems these photos are "been there done that" anyway). I went out with a girl who was a spitting image of Uma (about a foot shorter tho') and have been an Umathizer ever since Baron Munchhausen.

/UUUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2005-01-24 05:53:34 PM  
You guys that stick your noses up in these threads amaze me.
/Would love to see the broads you guys bang.
 
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