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(Some Guy) Boobies Uma Thurman at the beach (not safe for work)   (lalovin.com) divider line 317
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2005-01-24 03:49:55 PM  
I might have a go with her also, but I draw the line at being after number 50 in sloppy seconds, those granny panties are a turn off.
 
2005-01-24 03:52:00 PM  
Thanks, Kipin. I'm surprised that she has such big natural ones... she always looks anorexic-thin in the movies.
 
2005-01-24 03:54:18 PM  
I'd take sloppy fourths... is that what we're up to?
 
2005-01-24 03:54:22 PM  
...and she's got SILVER DOLLARS
 
2005-01-24 03:55:00 PM  
OH yeah, the granny panties will look JUST FINE on the floor..
 
2005-01-24 03:55:15 PM  
I found some low quaitly pictures of her that are NSFW

http://www.gceleb.com/pictures-1/uma_thurman/uma-thurman-15.jpg
hooray for meh!
 
2005-01-24 03:55:26 PM  
I'd titty fark it
 
2005-01-24 03:56:30 PM  
farked.
 
2005-01-24 03:57:20 PM  
Well I thought she looked farkin' GREAT! Better than I'd expected. Nice!

And Ethan Hawke must be farkin' insane to have let that slip away. What a douchebag. I used to like that guy too.
 
2005-01-24 03:57:40 PM  
For some reason, every time I look at her, I think of Tarentino.

ruins it
 
2005-01-24 03:58:43 PM  
NSFW
http://www.all-nude-celebrities-free.com/celebrities/uma-thurman-nude.html

not farked site thank god for google
 
2005-01-24 03:59:38 PM  
Hmph...I woulda figured her a shaver for sure. Just goes to show you never can tell.

I think she is pretty in a classical sense. As far as hitting it....she wouldnt touch me with Rosie O'Donnels puss so I maight as well not even fantasize about it.

Signed, A realist.
 
2005-01-24 03:59:52 PM  
sfw pics here...

http://www.doubleagent.com/photos.php?c1=2&c2=14&c3=1079
 
2005-01-24 04:00:11 PM  
Screw sloppy 5ths I take dibs on tha butt sex!
 
2005-01-24 04:01:37 PM  
Not very hittable
 
2005-01-24 04:01:51 PM  
I gotta say, I've always felt that Uma was an incredible looking woman. Even in Kill Bill, where her age is appearing to catch up with her.

However, every time I see her on a talk show, I lose interest. I can't stand to listen to her talk at all. I can understand why a guy would get tired of her if she's like that all day.
 
2005-01-24 04:02:15 PM  
Pretty amazing... Very nice! In "Kill Bill," all I could think was, "Holy shiat... She is going to be a seriously ugly woman when she hits middle-age. On the other hand, she was fine as hell in "Pulp Fiction." Nice photos!
 
2005-01-24 04:03:45 PM  
I might have already hit it...

...and I also might be married to Morgan Fairchild.

--h
 
2005-01-24 04:05:48 PM  
I don't think it is Uma.
Looks too young. I think it is someone who looks like her.
+ the boobies are too big.
 
2005-01-24 04:07:38 PM  
GIS for:



ghey, WTF, dumbass, bad decision - hell, you name it.
 
2005-01-24 04:08:25 PM  
What Uma lacks in classic beauty(Milla Jovovich), she is sexy in a very cool way. She picks some cool roles.

I loved her as Mrs. Mia Wallace the coked up brunette.

She was totally hot as Teh Bride. When she screams "O Ren Ishi I, you and I have unfinished business!" in Japanese. That shiate is cool.

She gave Ethan Hawke "the Heisman" .
 
2005-01-24 04:08:53 PM  
Geeze people. Do a GIS for these.

0ok
 
2005-01-24 04:10:59 PM  
it's uma.
 
2005-01-24 04:11:34 PM  
It's disturbing how much she looks like an ex of mine.

Picture Uma, hair down to her waist, and absolutely batshiat crazy. Booga-booga crazy. Downright dangerous.

I still miss her sometimes, even though I once got into a car chase with her.

/turned on, yet creeped out
 
2005-01-24 04:11:44 PM  
bulldg4life...
You are the creator of the funniest, most keyboard/monitor-ruining sentence ever.
 
2005-01-24 04:11:47 PM  
fear not jer2911tx
you are not alone
I would not hit that
 
2005-01-24 04:13:10 PM  
 
2005-01-24 04:13:13 PM  
zeroeffect: You are the creator of the funniest, most keyboard/monitor-ruining sentence ever.

You shoulda read the TF thread that the cliche came from. Good lord
 
2005-01-24 04:14:02 PM  
Please, my boobs look better that that.
 
2005-01-24 04:14:47 PM  
Thank you, Kipin. Right click, save as.
 
2005-01-24 04:15:14 PM  
astrnomr: I'm surprised that she has such big natural ones

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it like it was going out of style, but I was just perusing awfulplasticsurgery.com the other day, and (he, she, they, whatever) seem quite certain that if there is that "gulf" in a woman's breasts when she's standing upright, that's not natural. Uma would seem to qualify in that respect. Something just doesn't look right to me there.
 
2005-01-24 04:15:39 PM  
Bulldg4life, you farking rock. I am SO going to use that now.
 
2005-01-24 04:17:28 PM  
thanks for newly hosted goodness, Kipin
 
2005-01-24 04:17:53 PM  
Sharon Needles: Please, my boobs look better that that.

Prove it
 
2005-01-24 04:18:23 PM  
Not with those sharp knees boyo.
 
2005-01-24 04:18:30 PM  
these are pics from PLAYBOY a long time ago, i think i still have this issue , it's from like 8 or ten years ago... Let's get into the new millenium people!!
 
2005-01-24 04:19:20 PM  
They're real, and they're spectacular!

/obvious
 
2005-01-24 04:19:31 PM  
very hot, don't get me wrong. But, does anyone think her boobs sit freakishly far apart? (from both, each other and my face)
 
2005-01-24 04:19:50 PM  
what am i talking about.... OF COURSE i still have this issue!
 
2005-01-24 04:21:06 PM  
I'm sure Uma is honored that so many guys who haven't been laid since Clinton was in office would "hit it"...
 
2005-01-24 04:23:10 PM  
dammit, did you guys break lalovin.com?
 
2005-01-24 04:24:21 PM  
These pictures actually appeared in a Playboy pictorial many years ago, I would guess back in 1997.
 
2005-01-24 04:25:04 PM  
Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it like it was going out of style, but I was just perusing awfulplasticsurgery.com the other day, and they, seem quite certain that if there is that "gulf" in a woman's breasts when she's standing upright, that's not natural. Uma would seem to qualify in that respect. Something just doesn't look right to me there.

Not true, macfrugal. I've got that "gulf" and so does my mom. And I think my boobs looked like that when I was 25. Alas, they don't anymore. That's what bras are for.
 
2005-01-24 04:25:08 PM  
Ok folks .. she was in Baron Muncausen SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO. These pics are almost that old.

- People are asking about "granny panties" .. these bathing suits were IN FASHION 17 years ago, when you were a baby. Not thongs.

- People are saying that she's a "two-face" ala Seinfeld. It used to be fashoinable for actreses to be more-normal-weight, and now it is fashionable for them to be extremely skinny (see Lara Flynn Boyle for reference, or perhaps Jennifer Connelly). Plus you are comparing a woman who was 20-something to a woman who is now 40-something. HUGE difference there.

- Time passes .. realise this. Fashions change. People get older ..
 
2005-01-24 04:26:09 PM  

Am i broken or is the link broken, cause i can't get that link from the computer in the campus coffee shop where i get payed to look at things just like this (usually with a nsfw tag). Did it get farked all to hell and breakfast? I'm a little concerned here. A little very concerned..


\help?

 
2005-01-24 04:26:17 PM  
Just kiddin'! She's perfect. Mine are kinda small.
 
2005-01-24 04:26:58 PM  
Holy bejesus, two pages, and the quality is good too...

/drools
//loved Kill Bill
 
2005-01-24 04:27:19 PM  
long_lost_monkey
Uma is very attractive but all I can say is that there's a small repulsive quality about her: her feet.

I noticed that, too. And Tarantino is supposed to be some big foot fetishist (notice all the foot shots in his movies). But Uma's got some gnarly-ass feet.
 
2005-01-24 04:28:07 PM  
LOL and now the virgin "boob inspectors" are saying that she's got falsies. Wake up boys .. this is what real boobs look like. They hang, and they hang in opposite directions.

If they were fake, they would look like the "normal" ones you basement fappers normally see.
 
2005-01-24 04:29:35 PM  
"JKAY"- nice..... just nice. Check and mate!
 
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