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(Some Guy) Boobies Uma Thurman at the beach (not safe for work)   ( divider line 317
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393934 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2005 at 3:20 PM (10 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-24 03:28:39 PM  
Images aren't loading. Farked? Are these the crappy pix some paparazzi took in 1995 that ended up in Playboy?
2005-01-24 03:28:41 PM  
Ug. Can we please not like to paparazzi photos? Those guys are the definition of asshats.
2005-01-24 03:29:04 PM  
Site is farked, but from the comments I'm guessing that these are the same pictures that have been floating around since about 1979 or so. Thank you, submitter, for this late-breaking boobies newsflash [image from too old to be available]

At any rate, she's definitely hot, and I killed many a kitten to her over the years.
2005-01-24 03:29:08 PM  
2005-01-24 03:30:03 PM  
When I first saw Uma in one of her earlier flicks I thought she had a bit of odd-ball hotness to her...that sexy geek librarian thing going. Then I saw her on Letterman and she came across as this rich, spoiled, yuppie, socialite, debutant. Hot and all...but no thanks if I had to do anything beyond farking.
2005-01-24 03:30:25 PM  
Farked right up
2005-01-24 03:31:42 PM  
She has lovely boobies. In fact, I'd love to have boobies as lovely as hers. Good for her.
2005-01-24 03:31:46 PM  
Farked severely
2005-01-24 03:32:20 PM  
albert71292 :
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.
/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

This is hardly "obscure." One of the classic "Jokes that bombed horribly" ever seen.
2005-01-24 03:32:21 PM  
Link's shot.

No matter, I've never seen a paparazzi photo that ever turned me on in the least. They always show these women with these horrified looks on their faces, bodies looking very disappointing in the bright sun devoid of the makeup and touchups that Hollywood would otherwise veil them in to perpetuate the perception of perfection.

Unfappable, to say the least.
2005-01-24 03:32:54 PM  
Ehh.. Id hit it, but not as quick as Id jump if Jessical alba or Jennifer aniston walked through my door.
2005-01-24 03:33:00 PM  
bulldg4life wins.

Now I need a new keyboard.

/good stuff

2005-01-24 03:33:43 PM  
Oprah... Uma
I thought that was frickin' hysterical, myself.
2005-01-24 03:34:16 PM  
Please explain the grannie panties. And as a women I don't find her all that hot either. I don't know if it is her nose or her eyes but something is definately off. What do I know~ I am just an Angelina junkie.
2005-01-24 03:34:19 PM  
we need a mirror or something...
2005-01-24 03:34:24 PM  
farked up site - now I'm truly depressed, on this, the most depressing of days.
2005-01-24 03:36:49 PM  
Yay! Another chance to use my Hit It picture I made.

[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-24 03:36:52 PM  
2nd page is farked. Farkin' A motha farka
2005-01-24 03:37:17 PM  
How the fark could a joke made by David Letterman, hosting the Academy Awards, possibly be anything like "obscure"?!?
2005-01-24 03:37:21 PM  
hey...yeah. How about that mirror?
2005-01-24 03:37:26 PM  
I'm not a fan of hers at all.

What a nice farking body.
2005-01-24 03:37:45 PM  
I've been in love with Uma since Pulp Fiction.

She is teh hawt!

Uma if you are reading this, I just want you to know that I would most definately hit it!
[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-24 03:37:58 PM  
2005-01-24 03:38:06 PM  
Man they are nice boobies
2005-01-24 03:38:28 PM  
She was hot in Baron Munchausen (sp).
2005-01-24 03:39:22 PM  

I'd hit it ... with both thumbs.

[image from too old to be available]

2005-01-24 03:40:36 PM  

albert71292 :
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.
/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

This is hardly "obscure." One of the classic "Jokes that bombed horribly" ever seen.

Yep, about as obscure as Roseanne farking up the National Anthem at a baseball game.
2005-01-24 03:41:07 PM  
Uma Thurman

All I could get was page one of two, but I rehosted it for your viewing pleasure.

2005-01-24 03:41:17 PM  

Awesome bio pic, and not just because it lives up to your name so well. Yum! Yer hawt!
2005-01-24 03:41:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-24 03:42:08 PM  

Another great use of the captain!

/Git it on!
2005-01-24 03:42:16 PM  
Funny thing about Uma is she's like that chick from Seinfeld. In some movies/scenes, I find her to be the most beatiful creature in the world. I'm enamored, I'm infatuated, I'm fapping. In others, (Kill Bill springs to mind), she looks horrible. Like a scrawny, big-nosed Down's Syndrome patient. It's like night and day. It's very baffling.
2005-01-24 03:42:28 PM  
am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

2005-01-24 03:42:29 PM  
Wow, it looks like she wears Grandma panties to the beach.
2005-01-24 03:42:39 PM  
2005-01-24 03:40:36 PM Sgt Otter

albert71292 :
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.
/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

This is hardly "obscure." One of the classic "Jokes that bombed horribly" ever seen.

Yep, about as obscure as Roseanne farking up the National Anthem at a baseball game.

I know you're only trying to help, but I'm not sure you know what obscure means.
2005-01-24 03:42:52 PM  
Sorry, was unable to RTFA, farked beyond repair.

/sigh, no boobies today.
2005-01-24 03:43:33 PM  
Page Cannot Be Found - overload :-(
I found a Naked Beach Beauty (NSFW)
2005-01-24 03:44:31 PM  
Wow - a celeb that looks pretty good naked. That's hard to find.

2005-01-24 03:45:27 PM  
Arbiter & jer2911tx
[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-24 03:45:37 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I "wheel" definetly hit it!
2005-01-24 03:45:53 PM  
Site is Farked for me. Well, I have a good imagination.
2005-01-24 03:46:13 PM  
Remember to Coralize your link for mirroring goodness:
2005-01-24 03:46:38 PM  
Uma is very attractive but all I can say is that there's a small repulsive quality about her: her feet. In Kill Bill vol 1 that shot of her feet in the wagon was just disturbing. Not a show stopper but if that's the result of wearing sexy high heels, please just stop.

I noticed the same mangled feet look in Japan where all the women wear high heeled pumps and such too. Correlation? Perhaps. Bottom line. Uma is still a beautiful woman, I just notice weird details.
2005-01-24 03:46:51 PM  
"I just got Uma Thurman's phone number....Uma, Jerry...Uuuuma."
2005-01-24 03:47:12 PM  
where are the lisa ling '05 globe pics?
2005-01-24 03:48:16 PM  
Tao Chemical

Her body is repulsive, sorry.


It's ok if you like men, and you came to the wrong thread. We're just sorry we replused you with pictures of yick, girls.

/for the rest of us. Nice jubblies.
2005-01-24 03:48:37 PM  
site is sssslllloooowwwwww, but it does come up (pun intended) eventually.

She certainly has some perky puppies there!
2005-01-24 03:49:14 PM  
Alas, sadly Farked site.

Uma does not have the classical great looks, but is still very very much hittable.

/while wife is not watching..
2005-01-24 03:49:23 PM  
2005-01-24 03:49:51 PM  

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