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2005-01-24 12:24:50 PM
Nice Jubblies!
 
2005-01-24 12:26:01 PM
am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'
 
2005-01-24 12:27:23 PM
Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.
 
2005-01-24 12:28:13 PM
I'd hit it over and over and over and over and over...
 
2005-01-24 12:29:11 PM
I'd stand in line and wait for when smooky was done.
 
2005-01-24 12:30:19 PM
Hotnessss- man those jumblies look better out in the open...
 
2005-01-24 12:32:07 PM
Those pics just totally ruined it for me. Thanks a ton submitter
 
2005-01-24 12:32:25 PM
Can I call sloppy thirds?
 
2005-01-24 12:32:26 PM
no lie, who knew THOSE were hiding somewhere??
 
2005-01-24 12:37:06 PM
YES!

 
2005-01-24 12:37:28 PM
Old pics. Those jubblies are knee-bangers now.
 
2005-01-24 12:38:15 PM
Great googly moogly.


/gets in line to hit it
 
2005-01-24 12:40:39 PM
Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!
 
2005-01-24 12:40:43 PM
With all these Farkers standing in line to hit it, it's starting to seem like the Carzy 88's scene in Kill Bill Vol I
 
2005-01-24 12:42:10 PM
faxinator:

Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!


You go, Fred.
 
2005-01-24 12:43:53 PM
She's so fine, I'd hit it five point palm exploding heart style.
 
2005-01-24 12:51:47 PM
Uma Thurman at the beach;
She was showing off her matching boobies!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was my woodie!
 
2005-01-24 12:51:47 PM
Her eyes are too far apart.
 
2005-01-24 01:07:47 PM
I've had a thing for Uma ever since the Adventures of Baron Munchaussen. Mmmm.
 
2005-01-24 01:18:59 PM
ulllullllulllulllullllullllulll!

Sorrym, but outside of Rock Lobster sing-alongs and my middle-eastern cheerleading squad practice, I don't get a lot of chances to practice my ululation.
 
2005-01-24 01:25:24 PM
I adore her so.
 
2005-01-24 01:27:25 PM
Spooda: Her eyes are too far apart.


I always thought she looked like one of those Precious Moments things.
 
2005-01-24 01:28:48 PM
meh
 
2005-01-24 01:39:20 PM
How can you guys look at this type of thing? What about her privacy, you beasts!

If you want to see Uma naked, you have rent one of her movies, otherwise you are a bad person taking advatage of a helpless celebrity. Shame on the submitter.
 
2005-01-24 02:03:36 PM
She's alright with me, wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers...........
 
2005-01-24 02:03:56 PM
I thought she had smaller boobles than that?

and personally, shes not in my top 114 of hot Hollywood girlies. shes rather normal looking around a sea of hotness.
 
2005-01-24 02:04:01 PM
 
2005-01-24 02:12:12 PM
I think those were in playboy around 1994 or so. Totally agree bslatner, she was hotness in the Adventures of Baron von Munchausen.

-boom
 
2005-01-24 02:20:08 PM
I would very much like to buy her a glass dragon and show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection.

 
2005-01-24 02:46:34 PM
 
2005-01-24 02:52:06 PM
Fazed beat Fark to it some time ago I believe. Use to be the other way around.
 
2005-01-24 03:14:12 PM
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.

/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.
 
2005-01-24 03:22:38 PM
My day is complete.

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to 'fark'."

Lucky Buck. Lucky Buck.
 
2005-01-24 03:22:41 PM
Wow, nature never ceases to amaze me.
They're almost perfect.
 
EHT
2005-01-24 03:23:31 PM
farked already.....
 
2005-01-24 03:24:10 PM
Uncle Eazy
Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.

Of all the topless scenes in all the movies I saw in the 80s, that one truly stood out. Spectacular.
 
2005-01-24 03:24:18 PM
someone plz post the SFW pics.
 
2005-01-24 03:25:03 PM
Her body is repulsive, sorry.
 
2005-01-24 03:25:07 PM
HELLO AND WELCOME TO 1996.
 
2005-01-24 03:25:30 PM
These just made my day. Time to cover my keyboard in seran wrap and take the phone off the hook.
 
2005-01-24 03:25:43 PM
I'm in the "where the hell was she storing those in GATTACA" camp.
 
2005-01-24 03:26:00 PM
I am Gonna KILL KITTENS.
 
2005-01-24 03:26:19 PM
farked :(
 
2005-01-24 03:26:42 PM
She's not bad, but paparazzi pics always suck. I dunno, I wouldn't kick her out but I doubt I'd chase it either. Hard to tell with these pics, but whatever, not like it matters.
 
2005-01-24 03:27:38 PM
smashing pumpkins.
 
2005-01-24 03:27:41 PM
What. The. Fark. (SFW, I guess) (opens in new window)
 
2005-01-24 03:27:52 PM
ok, here's the thing I don't understand....
These celebrites get all upset when these pictures surface on the internet....

Now, I'm just a joe schmo nobody, but I have never just layed around naked on the beach, at the pool, in my backyard.
Whether someone was taking my picture of NOT.

I just don't get why these people who complain about naked pictures are always NAKED!!
 
2005-01-24 03:27:53 PM
oh my - i had no idea those boobies were there. they're glorious
 
2005-01-24 03:28:05 PM
She looks lovely.
 
2005-01-24 03:28:21 PM
That's great. It looks like she was having a really enjoyable day at the beach. We should all be so lucky.
 
2005-01-24 03:28:39 PM
Images aren't loading. Farked? Are these the crappy pix some paparazzi took in 1995 that ended up in Playboy?
 
2005-01-24 03:28:41 PM
Ug. Can we please not like to paparazzi photos? Those guys are the definition of asshats.
 
2005-01-24 03:29:04 PM
Site is farked, but from the comments I'm guessing that these are the same pictures that have been floating around since about 1979 or so. Thank you, submitter, for this late-breaking boobies newsflash

At any rate, she's definitely hot, and I killed many a kitten to her over the years.
 
2005-01-24 03:29:08 PM
farked
 
2005-01-24 03:30:03 PM
When I first saw Uma in one of her earlier flicks I thought she had a bit of odd-ball hotness to her...that sexy geek librarian thing going. Then I saw her on Letterman and she came across as this rich, spoiled, yuppie, socialite, debutant. Hot and all...but no thanks if I had to do anything beyond farking.
 
2005-01-24 03:30:25 PM
Farked right up
 
2005-01-24 03:31:42 PM
She has lovely boobies. In fact, I'd love to have boobies as lovely as hers. Good for her.
 
2005-01-24 03:31:46 PM
Farked severely
 
2005-01-24 03:32:20 PM
albert71292 :
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.
/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.


This is hardly "obscure." One of the classic "Jokes that bombed horribly" ever seen.
 
2005-01-24 03:32:21 PM
Link's shot.

No matter, I've never seen a paparazzi photo that ever turned me on in the least. They always show these women with these horrified looks on their faces, bodies looking very disappointing in the bright sun devoid of the makeup and touchups that Hollywood would otherwise veil them in to perpetuate the perception of perfection.

Unfappable, to say the least.
 
2005-01-24 03:32:54 PM
Ehh.. Id hit it, but not as quick as Id jump if Jessical alba or Jennifer aniston walked through my door.
 
2005-01-24 03:33:00 PM
bulldg4life wins.

Now I need a new keyboard.

/good stuff

 
2005-01-24 03:33:43 PM
Oprah... Uma
I thought that was frickin' hysterical, myself.
 
2005-01-24 03:34:16 PM
Please explain the grannie panties. And as a women I don't find her all that hot either. I don't know if it is her nose or her eyes but something is definately off. What do I know~ I am just an Angelina junkie.
 
2005-01-24 03:34:19 PM
we need a mirror or something...
 
2005-01-24 03:34:24 PM
farked up site - now I'm truly depressed, on this, the most depressing of days.
 
2005-01-24 03:36:49 PM
Yay! Another chance to use my Hit It picture I made.

 
2005-01-24 03:36:52 PM
2nd page is farked. Farkin' A motha farka
 
2005-01-24 03:37:17 PM
How the fark could a joke made by David Letterman, hosting the Academy Awards, possibly be anything like "obscure"?!?
 
2005-01-24 03:37:21 PM
hey...yeah. How about that mirror?
 
2005-01-24 03:37:26 PM
I'm not a fan of hers at all.

What a nice farking body.
 
2005-01-24 03:37:45 PM
I've been in love with Uma since Pulp Fiction.

She is teh hawt!

Uma if you are reading this, I just want you to know that I would most definately hit it!
 
2005-01-24 03:37:58 PM
Farkz0rz3d
 
2005-01-24 03:38:06 PM
Man they are nice boobies
 
2005-01-24 03:38:28 PM
She was hot in Baron Munchausen (sp).
 
2005-01-24 03:39:22 PM

I'd hit it ... with both thumbs.


 
2005-01-24 03:40:36 PM
sniderman:

albert71292 :
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.
/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

This is hardly "obscure." One of the classic "Jokes that bombed horribly" ever seen.


Yep, about as obscure as Roseanne farking up the National Anthem at a baseball game.
 
2005-01-24 03:41:07 PM
Uma Thurman


All I could get was page one of two, but I rehosted it for your viewing pleasure.

 
2005-01-24 03:41:17 PM
CineKal

Awesome bio pic, and not just because it lives up to your name so well. Yum! Yer hawt!
 
2005-01-24 03:41:24 PM
 
2005-01-24 03:42:08 PM
vorstryke

Another great use of the captain!

/Git it on!
 
2005-01-24 03:42:16 PM
Funny thing about Uma is she's like that chick from Seinfeld. In some movies/scenes, I find her to be the most beatiful creature in the world. I'm enamored, I'm infatuated, I'm fapping. In others, (Kill Bill springs to mind), she looks horrible. Like a scrawny, big-nosed Down's Syndrome patient. It's like night and day. It's very baffling.
 
2005-01-24 03:42:28 PM
jer2911tx
am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

no
 
2005-01-24 03:42:29 PM
Wow, it looks like she wears Grandma panties to the beach.
 
2005-01-24 03:42:39 PM
2005-01-24 03:40:36 PM Sgt Otter
sniderman:

albert71292 :
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.
/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

This is hardly "obscure." One of the classic "Jokes that bombed horribly" ever seen.

Yep, about as obscure as Roseanne farking up the National Anthem at a baseball game.


I know you're only trying to help, but I'm not sure you know what obscure means.
 
2005-01-24 03:42:52 PM
Sorry, was unable to RTFA, farked beyond repair.

/sigh, no boobies today.
 
2005-01-24 03:43:33 PM
Page Cannot Be Found - overload :-(
but
I found a Naked Beach Beauty (NSFW)
 
2005-01-24 03:44:31 PM
Wow - a celeb that looks pretty good naked. That's hard to find.

/IMHO
 
2005-01-24 03:45:27 PM
Arbiter & jer2911tx
 
2005-01-24 03:45:37 PM


I "wheel" definetly hit it!
 
2005-01-24 03:45:53 PM
Site is Farked for me. Well, I have a good imagination.
 
2005-01-24 03:46:13 PM
Remember to Coralize your link for mirroring goodness:
http://www.lalovin.com.nyud.net:8090/paparazzi/uma_thurman/page0.html
 
2005-01-24 03:46:38 PM
Uma is very attractive but all I can say is that there's a small repulsive quality about her: her feet. In Kill Bill vol 1 that shot of her feet in the wagon was just disturbing. Not a show stopper but if that's the result of wearing sexy high heels, please just stop.

I noticed the same mangled feet look in Japan where all the women wear high heeled pumps and such too. Correlation? Perhaps. Bottom line. Uma is still a beautiful woman, I just notice weird details.
 
2005-01-24 03:46:51 PM
"I just got Uma Thurman's phone number....Uma, Jerry...Uuuuma."
 
2005-01-24 03:47:12 PM
where are the lisa ling '05 globe pics?
 
2005-01-24 03:48:16 PM
Tao Chemical

Her body is repulsive, sorry.


Why?

It's ok if you like men, and you came to the wrong thread. We're just sorry we replused you with pictures of yick, girls.

/for the rest of us. Nice jubblies.
 
2005-01-24 03:48:37 PM
site is sssslllloooowwwwww, but it does come up (pun intended) eventually.

She certainly has some perky puppies there!
 
2005-01-24 03:49:14 PM
Alas, sadly Farked site.

Uma does not have the classical great looks, but is still very very much hittable.

/while wife is not watching..
 
2005-01-24 03:49:23 PM
ehh
 
2005-01-24 03:49:51 PM
SpinalTapp:

Golden.
 
2005-01-24 03:49:55 PM
I might have a go with her also, but I draw the line at being after number 50 in sloppy seconds, those granny panties are a turn off.
 
2005-01-24 03:52:00 PM
Thanks, Kipin. I'm surprised that she has such big natural ones... she always looks anorexic-thin in the movies.
 
2005-01-24 03:54:18 PM
I'd take sloppy fourths... is that what we're up to?
 
2005-01-24 03:54:22 PM
...and she's got SILVER DOLLARS
 
2005-01-24 03:55:00 PM
OH yeah, the granny panties will look JUST FINE on the floor..
 
2005-01-24 03:55:15 PM
I found some low quaitly pictures of her that are NSFW

http://www.gceleb.com/pictures-1/uma_thurman/uma-thurman-15.jpg
hooray for meh!
 
2005-01-24 03:55:26 PM
I'd titty fark it
 
2005-01-24 03:56:30 PM
farked.
 
2005-01-24 03:57:20 PM
Well I thought she looked farkin' GREAT! Better than I'd expected. Nice!

And Ethan Hawke must be farkin' insane to have let that slip away. What a douchebag. I used to like that guy too.
 
2005-01-24 03:57:40 PM
For some reason, every time I look at her, I think of Tarentino.

ruins it
 
2005-01-24 03:58:43 PM
NSFW
http://www.all-nude-celebrities-free.com/celebrities/uma-thurman-nude.html

not farked site thank god for google
 
2005-01-24 03:59:38 PM
Hmph...I woulda figured her a shaver for sure. Just goes to show you never can tell.

I think she is pretty in a classical sense. As far as hitting it....she wouldnt touch me with Rosie O'Donnels puss so I maight as well not even fantasize about it.

Signed, A realist.
 
2005-01-24 03:59:52 PM
sfw pics here...

http://www.doubleagent.com/photos.php?c1=2&c2=14&c3=1079
 
2005-01-24 04:00:11 PM
Screw sloppy 5ths I take dibs on tha butt sex!
 
2005-01-24 04:01:37 PM
Not very hittable
 
2005-01-24 04:01:51 PM
I gotta say, I've always felt that Uma was an incredible looking woman. Even in Kill Bill, where her age is appearing to catch up with her.

However, every time I see her on a talk show, I lose interest. I can't stand to listen to her talk at all. I can understand why a guy would get tired of her if she's like that all day.
 
2005-01-24 04:02:15 PM
Pretty amazing... Very nice! In "Kill Bill," all I could think was, "Holy shiat... She is going to be a seriously ugly woman when she hits middle-age. On the other hand, she was fine as hell in "Pulp Fiction." Nice photos!
 
2005-01-24 04:03:45 PM
I might have already hit it...

...and I also might be married to Morgan Fairchild.

--h
 
2005-01-24 04:05:48 PM
I don't think it is Uma.
Looks too young. I think it is someone who looks like her.
+ the boobies are too big.
 
2005-01-24 04:07:38 PM
GIS for:



ghey, WTF, dumbass, bad decision - hell, you name it.
 
2005-01-24 04:08:25 PM
What Uma lacks in classic beauty(Milla Jovovich), she is sexy in a very cool way. She picks some cool roles.

I loved her as Mrs. Mia Wallace the coked up brunette.

She was totally hot as Teh Bride. When she screams "O Ren Ishi I, you and I have unfinished business!" in Japanese. That shiate is cool.

She gave Ethan Hawke "the Heisman" .
 
2005-01-24 04:08:53 PM
Geeze people. Do a GIS for these.

0ok
 
2005-01-24 04:10:59 PM
it's uma.
 
2005-01-24 04:11:34 PM
It's disturbing how much she looks like an ex of mine.

Picture Uma, hair down to her waist, and absolutely batshiat crazy. Booga-booga crazy. Downright dangerous.

I still miss her sometimes, even though I once got into a car chase with her.

/turned on, yet creeped out
 
2005-01-24 04:11:44 PM
bulldg4life...
You are the creator of the funniest, most keyboard/monitor-ruining sentence ever.
 
2005-01-24 04:11:47 PM
fear not jer2911tx
you are not alone
I would not hit that
 
2005-01-24 04:13:10 PM
 
2005-01-24 04:13:13 PM
zeroeffect: You are the creator of the funniest, most keyboard/monitor-ruining sentence ever.

You shoulda read the TF thread that the cliche came from. Good lord
 
2005-01-24 04:14:02 PM
Please, my boobs look better that that.
 
2005-01-24 04:14:47 PM
Thank you, Kipin. Right click, save as.
 
2005-01-24 04:15:14 PM
astrnomr: I'm surprised that she has such big natural ones

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it like it was going out of style, but I was just perusing awfulplasticsurgery.com the other day, and (he, she, they, whatever) seem quite certain that if there is that "gulf" in a woman's breasts when she's standing upright, that's not natural. Uma would seem to qualify in that respect. Something just doesn't look right to me there.
 
2005-01-24 04:15:39 PM
Bulldg4life, you farking rock. I am SO going to use that now.
 
2005-01-24 04:17:28 PM
thanks for newly hosted goodness, Kipin
 
2005-01-24 04:17:53 PM
Sharon Needles: Please, my boobs look better that that.

Prove it
 
2005-01-24 04:18:23 PM
Not with those sharp knees boyo.
 
2005-01-24 04:18:30 PM
these are pics from PLAYBOY a long time ago, i think i still have this issue , it's from like 8 or ten years ago... Let's get into the new millenium people!!
 
2005-01-24 04:19:20 PM
They're real, and they're spectacular!

/obvious
 
2005-01-24 04:19:31 PM
very hot, don't get me wrong. But, does anyone think her boobs sit freakishly far apart? (from both, each other and my face)
 
2005-01-24 04:19:50 PM
what am i talking about.... OF COURSE i still have this issue!
 
2005-01-24 04:20:29 PM
Sharon Needles Please, my boobs look better that that.

I'll be the judge of that. What time is good for you?
 
2005-01-24 04:21:06 PM
I'm sure Uma is honored that so many guys who haven't been laid since Clinton was in office would "hit it"...
 
2005-01-24 04:23:10 PM
dammit, did you guys break lalovin.com?
 
2005-01-24 04:24:21 PM
These pictures actually appeared in a Playboy pictorial many years ago, I would guess back in 1997.
 
2005-01-24 04:25:04 PM
Don't get me wrong, I'd hit it like it was going out of style, but I was just perusing awfulplasticsurgery.com the other day, and they, seem quite certain that if there is that "gulf" in a woman's breasts when she's standing upright, that's not natural. Uma would seem to qualify in that respect. Something just doesn't look right to me there.

Not true, macfrugal. I've got that "gulf" and so does my mom. And I think my boobs looked like that when I was 25. Alas, they don't anymore. That's what bras are for.
 
2005-01-24 04:25:08 PM
Ok folks .. she was in Baron Muncausen SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO. These pics are almost that old.

- People are asking about "granny panties" .. these bathing suits were IN FASHION 17 years ago, when you were a baby. Not thongs.

- People are saying that she's a "two-face" ala Seinfeld. It used to be fashoinable for actreses to be more-normal-weight, and now it is fashionable for them to be extremely skinny (see Lara Flynn Boyle for reference, or perhaps Jennifer Connelly). Plus you are comparing a woman who was 20-something to a woman who is now 40-something. HUGE difference there.

- Time passes .. realise this. Fashions change. People get older ..
 
2005-01-24 04:26:09 PM

Am i broken or is the link broken, cause i can't get that link from the computer in the campus coffee shop where i get payed to look at things just like this (usually with a nsfw tag). Did it get farked all to hell and breakfast? I'm a little concerned here. A little very concerned..


\help?

 
2005-01-24 04:26:17 PM
Just kiddin'! She's perfect. Mine are kinda small.
 
2005-01-24 04:26:58 PM
Holy bejesus, two pages, and the quality is good too...

/drools
//loved Kill Bill
 
2005-01-24 04:27:19 PM
long_lost_monkey
Uma is very attractive but all I can say is that there's a small repulsive quality about her: her feet.

I noticed that, too. And Tarantino is supposed to be some big foot fetishist (notice all the foot shots in his movies). But Uma's got some gnarly-ass feet.
 
2005-01-24 04:28:07 PM
LOL and now the virgin "boob inspectors" are saying that she's got falsies. Wake up boys .. this is what real boobs look like. They hang, and they hang in opposite directions.

If they were fake, they would look like the "normal" ones you basement fappers normally see.
 
2005-01-24 04:29:35 PM
"JKAY"- nice..... just nice. Check and mate!
 
2005-01-24 04:29:48 PM
F-F-f-f-f-f-farked!
 
2005-01-24 04:30:06 PM
 
2005-01-24 04:33:44 PM
OMG!!1one! Joan Collins is a two-face too!!


.
 
2005-01-24 04:33:59 PM
"What Uma lacks in classic beauty(Milla Jovovich)"

Milla Jovovich is ass ugly.
 
2005-01-24 04:34:54 PM
SweetA sure, just like her eyes.

All the better for Hawaiian Muscle Rubbin'!
 
2005-01-24 04:35:54 PM
 
2005-01-24 04:36:37 PM
Wake me when they post Keira Knightly naked pics at the beach...
 
2005-01-24 04:36:43 PM
i'm not a fan of her work, or her face, but she's got nice jubblies
 
2005-01-24 04:36:50 PM
As they are boobies I am not really complaining, but these have been on the net for years and years. Let's get some freshies!
 
2005-01-24 04:37:10 PM
jer2911tx

am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'


No, I'm the other one that agrees...
 
2005-01-24 04:39:01 PM
farked!! I really wanted to see this. Maybe i'll "Kill Bill" anyway.
 
2005-01-24 04:41:53 PM
Nut Bunnies

Milla Jovovich is the highest paid model in the world.

Many find her pretty friggin hot. I would like to know what you think is hot?

Do you wear glasses/corective lenses?
 
2005-01-24 04:45:49 PM
Milla Jovovich is ass ugly.

Oh, to live in a world where Milla is the epitome of ugliness!!

Christ on a Popsicle Stick, Nut Bunnies, is that a troll or are you really so jaded? (NSFW, pick your reason)
 
2005-01-24 04:46:58 PM
i'd hit it like a death-row inmate!

/gets in line to hit it
 
2005-01-24 04:48:01 PM
2005-01-24 04:28:07 PM Jkay
LOL and now the virgin "boob inspectors" are saying that she's got falsies. Wake up boys .. this is what real boobs look like. They hang, and they hang in opposite directions.

If they were fake, they would look like the "normal" ones you basement fappers normally see.


Stop it, you can just stop right now.
I'll have no more of this 'common sense' you speak. Who are you to argue with experienced 17 year olds who have groped girls after passing out from Mad Dog 20/20? Uma is nasty, she's filthy. Her feet are gnarly. Her boobs are fake. Her boobs are real and droopy. She's wearing granny panties. She's big as a horse, what does she weigh? 115? 120?!

There is an entire generation of high school kids facing a lifetime of disappointment, they just don't know it yet. But we do, and we can just sit back and laugh...
 
GCD
2005-01-24 04:52:00 PM
Yeh, so...still farked.

Just thought that I'd point that out in case it hasn't been already...
 
2005-01-24 04:52:08 PM
You know in most movies they use doubles for feet shots if the actor/actress has wierd feet.

I thought it was cool that we got see her big ole' funky looking feet in Kill Bill.

I would still drink her bath water anyday of the week, her feet just make her more normal and down to earth... so I can like fantasize about having a shot at her.
 
2005-01-24 04:53:31 PM
Jkay

Uma is 40-something?

Nonono...

She'll be 35 in April, FYI.
 
2005-01-24 04:56:16 PM
Dkent: Uma is 40-something? Nonono... She'll be 35 in April, FYI.

So she was underage doing the nude scenes in Baron Munchausen? I think someone (her publicist perhaps?) is telling you a little fib.
 
2005-01-24 04:57:03 PM
cokemonkey:

There is an entire generation of high school kids facing a lifetime of disappointment, they just don't know it yet. But we do, and we can just sit back and laugh...

Yea, they have no idea that real women do not look like that.
And that real women do not act like the porno acresses in porno movies when they are in the sack.
 
2005-01-24 04:57:45 PM
With props and thanks to Kipin.
 
2005-01-24 04:58:27 PM
35 minus 17 equals 18.
 
2005-01-24 04:59:45 PM
cokemonkey-

So anyone who doesn't have the same standards of beauty is, to you, a 17 year old?

When someone like Uma, who has a very unusual beauty, is mentioned, there are always going to be people whose boat she doesn't float. And she does have gnarly-assed feet, have you seen Kill Bill?

I'm 26 and engaged to a beatiful (and really smart) girl who paid for her college textbooks by modelling. So sue me if I'm not enamored by every female with a hole and a heartbeat. I'm not that desperate. Though I do like Uma most of the time and have sent myself an email reminding me to check out these pics when I get home.
 
2005-01-24 05:01:23 PM
She is past her prime but still a 10.
 
2005-01-24 05:02:00 PM
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Eric Roberts?
 
2005-01-24 05:02:08 PM


The f word is fark.
 
2005-01-24 05:02:41 PM
2005-01-24 04:58:27 PM Dkent

You are wrong it equals Zee
 
2005-01-24 05:03:25 PM
Naked pics of Uma? I'm lalovin' it.
 
2005-01-24 05:05:23 PM
I can't figure it out. Uma's features, taken individually, are horrific, yet together she's a stunning knockout. One of the eternal mysteries, I suppose.

/not complaining about sharp knees AT ALL
 
2005-01-24 05:08:17 PM
Uma Uma Good!
 
2005-01-24 05:13:14 PM
2005-01-24 04:37:10 PM QQue

No, I'm the other one that agrees...

As do I. I mean, she's definitely hitable, but not incredibly so. I see much hotter women than Hollywood puts out just being out and about at a mall on any given weekend no matter where I am.
 
2005-01-24 05:13:30 PM
 
2005-01-24 05:14:06 PM
Now don't get me wrong, Uma is teh hotness.

Only one thing kinda disturbs me. Did anyone notice how huge her cleavage area is?? It's like each mam is directly under her arms. What is the spread on those? Like 6-7 inches?
 
2005-01-24 05:15:15 PM
Sharon Needles: Please, my boobs look better that that.

*Clicks on Sharon Needles' profile*
*Sees no picture*

Without a picture, you cannot make that statement and expect to be trusted.
 
2005-01-24 05:18:02 PM
 
2005-01-24 05:19:41 PM
Jkay:

So she was underage doing the nude scenes in Baron Munchausen? I think someone (her publicist perhaps?) is telling you a little fib.

She's 34, actually. She'll be 35 this year.

Baron was released in 1988; she was born in 1970. So, if it was before her birthday when she filmed them then she was underage.

But, it doesn't matter. Keira Knightly showed off her glorious chest in a movie before she got popular, and she was also underage. If an underage girl has her parents' permission, it's okay (although I believe they can't be depicted as having sex). Furthermore, the film was foreign so the rules might be even more lax where it was filmed.
 
2005-01-24 05:21:13 PM
Dkent: 35 minus 17 equals 18.

Convenient math there, bub. So .. she's 34 NOW but you will use 35 for .. religious purposes .. plus, of course the movie Baron Munchausen was cast, shot, scored, looped, post-production, promoted and released ALL in 1988? Woo hoo! Terry G is not only a genius but can conceive, create and display a major motion picture all in one year!

Let's use real math this time, and say that by your (fake) age, she was 16 when she was filmed.

Now let's use her (probably) real age of 40 and say that she was 23 when she was filmed.
 
2005-01-24 05:22:02 PM
In most of Europe, the age of consent for sex-related matters is 16, or sometimes less.
 
2005-01-24 05:25:27 PM
Jebus... in a boobies thread, we wind up with nutzoid pics like karl trotsky and The Clerk of Oxenford.

Thanks fellas.


/wtf
 
2005-01-24 05:28:06 PM
Alrighty, a 2 people now have stated that she's 35, soon. This is probably from IMDB or something? I'll just stop now, since this is too trivial a subject to argue over. If she's 35 then she's 35.
 
2005-01-24 05:28:32 PM
I had no idea she had such nice sized tits
 
2005-01-24 05:31:48 PM
Jkay:

Alrighty, a 2 people now have stated that she's 35, soon. This is probably from IMDB or something? I'll just stop now, since this is too trivial a subject to argue over. If she's 35 then she's 35.

IMDB and Allmovie.com say that she's 34, will turn 35 on April 29.
 
2005-01-24 05:32:01 PM
And as a parting shot, I'd like to say that I would definitely hit ~1952 Joan Collins.
 
2005-01-24 05:32:37 PM
karl trotsky My eyes are bleeding. Mods, for the love of god, delete that pic.
 
2005-01-24 05:33:07 PM
theGOOCH: I had no idea she had such nice sized tits

She did 17 years ago. She has lost a lot of weight, and gotten older, so .. prolly not so much now.
 
2005-01-24 05:42:50 PM
Wow, let's all get excited over pictures that came out in Playboy 10 years ago. What next? Sharon Stone's Basic Instinct pics get the green light?
 
2005-01-24 05:44:19 PM
We call em cow's-eyes where I come from. But I'd still dip em in butter and go to town!
 
2005-01-24 05:47:41 PM
I want to go to this beach where they're always catching female celebrities naked. I must know where it is!
 
2005-01-24 05:47:59 PM
Well, the link is FARKED but I don't have to see (seems these photos are "been there done that" anyway). I went out with a girl who was a spitting image of Uma (about a foot shorter tho') and have been an Umathizer ever since Baron Munchhausen.

/UUUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2005-01-24 05:53:34 PM
You guys that stick your noses up in these threads amaze me.
/Would love to see the broads you guys bang.
 
2005-01-24 05:54:15 PM
I remember seeing Uma Thurman for the first time, as Venus coming out of the clam shell in Munchausen. I was quite literally in awe.

Now, eh, not so much. Would I hit her? Sure, what the hell. But that's not really saying all that much.
 
2005-01-24 05:55:01 PM
See Henry and June.
 
2005-01-24 05:56:06 PM
mmmm...That should just about do it. I can die now.
 
2005-01-24 05:59:31 PM
I'd let her fark me at least 257 times
give me oral 417 times
give me a handjob 122 times
leave me 2,987 dirty messages on my phone of how much she wants to fark me.
 
2005-01-24 06:03:30 PM
ayerish:

You guys that stick your noses up in these threads amaze me.
/Would love to see the broads you guys bang.



No you don't. You really really don't. These are the guys whose primary female relationships are with strippers that they have a real connection with.

Then, after handing over all the money they have, she leaves out the back door after her shift where her boyfriend waits in his $500 Camaro.
 
2005-01-24 06:06:37 PM
$500 Camaro..nice touch. Guess it depends on the demographic. For example, a stripper's bf here would be driving a rusted out F-150 complete with W'04 and calvin pissing on 24.
 
2005-01-24 06:07:30 PM
*stickers on the back glass. Been a long day.
 
2005-01-24 06:09:16 PM
...quietly slipping into line for my turn
 
2005-01-24 06:10:35 PM
Nut Bunnies

Milla Jovovich is ass ugly.

/not as ugly as YOUR ass

And to all the asshats who want "perfect" women...keep them. They're not perfect, they're underage or FAKE. Keep 'em. Don't need 'em. Got Uma, Milla, Sandra, Julliette and all the other gals in the world you ignore.
 
2005-01-24 06:18:45 PM
Congrats boys, you appear to have farked my comcast web space. :)

This link has officially been double farked.
 
2005-01-24 06:20:41 PM
First off, anyone that says Milla is ugly, is a homo. 'Nuff said.

Second,
Sharon Needles: Please, my boobs look better that that.

You know you got yourself in a pickle and won't be able to redeem yourself with us farkers, until you put those pics up for us to see them.
/html sucks.
 
2005-01-24 06:21:15 PM
The only thing worse than Uma's acting is her face...

/would bag it then HIT it
 
2005-01-24 06:26:24 PM
Uma is absolutely gorgeous. What surprised me about these pictures is how young she looks in them. And she's got wonderful skin, and those huge hands. Hell, I'd hit it! And Milla too. Better yet, both of them!

Oh Artman, you're totally right: all the perfect ones are either underage or fake. Most of them think they're even more attractive than they are and act like assnecks as a result. True beauty lasts past 19.
 
2005-01-24 06:30:52 PM
Far apart boobs are fine.. they are still nice and big and round. Now huge gigantic nipple boobs where the entire boob is nipple. Thats kinda a turn off. But I don't think any heterosexual guy ever was like nope im not gonna fark you when he saw her tits weren't exactly perfect.
 
2005-01-24 06:36:22 PM
Cool, I actually saw her in person 2 weeks ago at the Museum of Natural History in NYC.
 
2005-01-24 06:47:40 PM
I also think Uma Thurman is digusting. When Kill Bill was advertised to be starring the sexy Uma Thurman, I threw a fit. Well not literally, but something along those lines.
 
2005-01-24 06:49:16 PM
 
2005-01-24 06:51:07 PM
ether: Cool, I actually saw her in person 2 weeks ago at the Museum of Natural History in NYC.

that joke better be intentional!
 
2005-01-24 06:51:14 PM
priapulid

For some reason that picture of Arnold had me cracking up for 15 minutes. Damn, that was hilarious! Probably has something to do with the paint chips I ate.
 
2005-01-24 06:51:25 PM
Go to www.sportsguy.net and check the ad at the top to know what I'd do to it...
 
2005-01-24 06:59:13 PM
I own every Uma movie - even Kiss Daddy Goodnight. She is not perfect, but for me she is the most desirable woman on the planet.

To the homos who thought she looked old or bad in Kill Bill, e-mail me for my home address so you can come around for your ass kicking.

To the gimps who think Uma is uninteresting - go vote for Bush again and declare your true intellectual attachment.

And lastly, but not leastly, to the fools who claim they wouldn't hit it: I suggest sudden and instant suicide by genital electrical attachments and high current. If you wouldn't ride Uma, you should be slowly castrated with dull dentures by the landlady from Kingpin.
 
2005-01-24 07:00:16 PM
Although it doesn't really matter, I have to agree with the people who say she's lying about her age - in Hollywood, actresses are practically required to, since work drops off precipitiously after 40 when they officially become "old". She sure as hell wouldn't be the first to do it. No one buys that Brigitte Nielsen's 42 and it's an open secret that Ashton Kutcher takes five years off his age in order to get teen heartthrob roles when he's pushing 30.
 
2005-01-24 07:01:39 PM
Well said, hargoni! Well said!
 
2005-01-24 07:05:10 PM
my virus scanner said there was a trojan horse on this site BEWARE!
 
2005-01-24 07:16:52 PM
considering how much javascript they are hiding, it's not surprising. Good job keeping the spyware out admins!
 
2005-01-24 07:26:51 PM
 
2005-01-24 07:31:17 PM
Damn...no boobies for me. :(
 
2005-01-24 07:36:39 PM
am in infected with the trojan horse crab army or whatever the heck was lurking on that scrambled mess of a farked up page??? i'm guessin' it doesn't apply to firefox users right??? arghhh all this for a peek at uma's feeders! time to get a life!
 
2005-01-24 07:40:35 PM
 
2005-01-24 07:50:07 PM
Christ, she's ugly and assless. And she can't act. And I bet she has a pointy vagina.
 
2005-01-24 07:52:39 PM
These pics were in playboy when Batman returns was comming to theaters. So they are of a 8 year younger uma.

/I still would hit it at any age.
 
2005-01-24 07:52:40 PM
I would not hit that. It's not polite to play with your food.
 
2005-01-24 07:55:56 PM
I'd hit it repeatedly.
 
2005-01-24 07:56:41 PM
 
2005-01-24 08:09:17 PM
I'd hit it 'till I was old and gray
 
2005-01-24 08:09:47 PM
I must say these are some of the best "I'd hit it" pictures in a while. Good job.
 
2005-01-24 08:13:27 PM
ayerish
You guys that stick your noses up in these threads amaze me.
/Would love to see the broads you guys bang.


You're making a pretty big assumption there, methinks...
 
2005-01-24 08:14:41 PM
Uriel: True beauty lasts past 19.


I like that sentiment. Uma is gorgeous.
 
2005-01-24 08:22:35 PM
 
2005-01-24 08:29:36 PM
The boobs look great. But something seems kinda fake "photoshop" about them.
 
2005-01-24 08:31:52 PM
I'd leap on it.
 
2005-01-24 08:32:13 PM
Uriel

Thank you.

vw1972bug

WTF is that? The Kyoto Wolfman Jack/Sha Na Na Karaoke Review?

/nightmares tonight



//milla!!
 
2005-01-24 08:37:28 PM
Jkay

Sorry about my dicey rounding off with my math earlier. In trying to shorthand things, my intent was lost. Again, my apologies.

Although it seems to be a dead issue now, I suppose the whole doing underage nudity in a film isn't all that surprising. Unless Thora Birch was lying about her age when she did "American Beauty" (she was born in 82, film released in 99), apparently it is allowed every now and then.
 
2005-01-24 08:41:54 PM
I loved Uma in Kill Bill, until they got to that crazy biatch Japanese school-girl* who disemboweled the dude over sake. I had to switch over to loving her instead at that point.

tangentman: See Henry and June.

One of the most wank-tastic movies of all time, although next to Maria de Madeiros, even Uma looks more or less the same as Fred Ward.

*Chiaki Kuriyama for those who care
 
2005-01-24 08:44:08 PM
 
2005-01-24 08:44:10 PM
Maria de Medeiros, fark, I thought I had fixed that.
 
2005-01-24 08:45:56 PM


Let it roll...
 
2005-01-24 08:54:45 PM
Nice, natural...snacky boobies.
 
2005-01-24 08:56:04 PM
yeah, I'd jam her.

Dangerous Liasons Uma...yum.

Or how about Uma in Johnny Be Good. There's a fine film if there ever was one.
 
2005-01-24 08:56:51 PM
Gabor:

What's up with this link on the page that you linked to? Had me laughing pretty hard though.

Said link http://www.2sportscars.com/vaginacar.shtml (Definately NSFW)
 
2005-01-24 08:56:54 PM
Alveolar_Stop

*Chiaki Kuriyama for those who care



Go Go?

/hit? I'd hit.
 
2005-01-24 08:58:29 PM
 
2005-01-24 09:05:46 PM
 
2005-01-24 09:10:36 PM
MI(not)LF
 
2005-01-24 09:12:09 PM
jer2911tx: am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'


Nope
 
2005-01-24 09:15:22 PM
Sweet Zombie Jesus, its everything I imagined and so much more!
 
2005-01-24 09:16:10 PM
artman

That's the stuff! I'd hit it until she got bored and killed me in a horrible and painful way.
 
2005-01-24 09:17:14 PM
EEEEgads what are those growths on her chest? I'd rather abuse these while she was preggo, but unfortunately, Ethan got the goodies.

 
2005-01-24 09:18:34 PM
Which one of you preverts broke their interweb thingie?
 
2005-01-24 09:45:42 PM
vorstryke:

BEST. SHOW. EVAH!
 
2005-01-24 10:04:53 PM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 134236 times

that is a lot of times
 
2005-01-24 10:04:57 PM
I remember looking at this issue of Playboy when it came out in Sept. 96. If you'll turn to the later pages of the same issue, you'll see a girl from my hometown of Gravel Switch, KY. She was soo hot. And I was 11. It was magic. That was when I knew I fell in love with Uma Thurman.
 
2005-01-24 10:12:37 PM
Sweet pictures. I hear what most of you are saying about Uma being overrated...but after Kill Bill, man I fell in love with her. Theres nothing hotter than a tall chick slicing through 88 Ninjas. In the movies of course.
 
2005-01-24 10:14:32 PM
these pics are hella-old. i cranked off to these at least 7 or 8 years ago.
 
2005-01-24 10:16:25 PM
WakaWaka: these pics are hella-old. i cranked off to these at least 7 or 8 years ago.

Yep. So did I.
 
2005-01-24 10:16:30 PM
Nice yobs. I must say, though that I found Kill Bill vol.2 to be quite derivitive...blahblahblahblah

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
 
2005-01-24 10:18:10 PM
anyone notice the trojan trying to infest your computer on that site?
 
2005-01-24 10:22:54 PM
Was that a trojan? Hate those things. Bruins too.
 
2005-01-24 10:35:28 PM
What is this? An episode of "I Love The 90's?"
 
2005-01-24 10:46:03 PM
Uma.......Her feet are fine.

Although as far as Tarantino's foot fetish goes, Salma Hayek in "From Dusk Till Dawn" pretty much cements him as a perv'. He almost swallowed those tootsies.

In the name of art of course.

She is one hot Chica Boom Boom.
 
2005-01-24 10:49:34 PM
gotta share this...


Raven Riley... an incredibly hot, young brunette.. and, definitely {N-S-F-W}

Click the thumb below for a (sfw) sample pic..

 
2005-01-24 10:54:56 PM
I actually did see her. Didn't catch the possible joke in that at first, but now I do. lol.
 
2005-01-24 10:57:23 PM
Not one, but two whole chances for me to look like an asshat in one post:

1. Those photos are a bit dated. I recognize them from a Playboy that I stole from my Grandfather in 96 I think.
2. That was the only playboy I have ever really looked at ever.

/8 years later and I'm still less than impressed with Uma.
//Would hit in anyway.
 
2005-01-24 10:58:19 PM
I can't believe she nailed John Malkovich. I'm gonna have nightmares forever about that...
 
2005-01-24 11:21:19 PM
fark that! I'd bang Uma Thurman, but she's getting up there in the years...and her nose isn't getting any less bulbous. They've got pictures of Jessica Alba on there, too...Oh God, she's responsible for more of my wads on the ceiling than anyone...
 
2005-01-24 11:22:51 PM
Nice Pics, but... what about all of the POP UPS and scams to download? Crap.
 
2005-01-24 11:27:43 PM
there's a farking virus and a trojan horse on this page.
 
2005-01-24 11:30:21 PM
 
2005-01-24 11:41:21 PM
I'd hitmotize her. Then I'd hit it again.
Does anyone else realize that that website is just chock-full of spyware and trojans?
My firewall was going off like crazy!!
 
2005-01-24 11:43:00 PM
Not too shabby, Butternuts, that's lil philly's got a tight body. Shame about the toasted tan though, she looks a bit overdone. I can imagine she'd be amazing a few shades paler, needs to take a couple weeks vacation from her local Hollywood Tans.
 
2005-01-24 11:45:14 PM
 
2005-01-24 11:49:19 PM
 
2005-01-24 11:52:21 PM
I would give anything for the chance to hit it.
 
2005-01-25 12:06:45 AM
Axiom #1: This thread is worthless without pics.

Therefore: this thread is worth more money than George W. Bush's top 10 campaign donators put together.
 
2005-01-25 12:20:06 AM
I'd stand in line behind Dirty Sanchez to hit it!

(Now THAT'S serious hittin')
 
2005-01-25 12:23:06 AM
Butternuts: Damn. She's farking hot.
 
2005-01-25 12:24:37 AM
i must be asexual.
 
2005-01-25 12:25:06 AM
I'd hit it like I had to win a trophy for it. In my socks.

/then later snort a line
 
2005-01-25 12:28:11 AM
Hmm...I'd rather hit brittany spears instead...but what the hell, i'd hit it too.
 
2005-01-25 12:43:10 AM
i have loved uma forever and henry and june is one of my all time favorite movies. if i were to sleep with a woman, she would be it.
 
2005-01-25 12:43:23 AM
YES! I've always thought Uma is smokin'
 
2005-01-25 12:44:20 AM
Sharon Needles:
Just kiddin'! She's perfect. Mine are kinda small.

Prove it.
Please.
 
2005-01-25 12:46:28 AM
i have always envisioned and uma-helena bonham carter sandwich.
makes me want to be a lesbian.
 
2005-01-25 12:56:57 AM
solestrella

That sorta of perversion isn't allowed around here.

Unless you have pictures that is.
 
2005-01-25 01:14:52 AM
jer2911tx

am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

No, I am sure there are a lot of gay farkers, not that there's anything wrong with that.

But how about the Mischa Barton pics? Man, she sure doesn't pass the Anna K candids test (looking hot in every candid photo). And that guy with her, paunchy at 21. WTF? I'd think she could have her pick of the litter.
 
2005-01-25 01:29:02 AM
Someone get that spyware ridden/virus infested page off fark. The spyware is bad but when I see trend-micro start freaking out I know the page is bad...
 
2005-01-25 01:45:08 AM
Not bad -- but they're almost 10 years old


www.american-buddha.com/uma.thurman.htm#UMA%20THURMAN

Link NSFW
 
2005-01-25 01:45:40 AM
sorry y'all ... there are some hot women out there, but she's not one of them ... she's a big googley eyed freak with floppy boobs.

i'm not that fussy, but aside from the fact that she's been in a few decent films, doesn't make her automatic hotness.
 
2005-01-25 02:16:42 AM

BEWARE: TROJAN VIRUS ON THIS
LINK!!!!!


Clean your computer when the kittens dead.


Thanks Avast! on-access scanner

 
2005-01-25 03:53:06 AM
Butternuts

Your link leads to some gorgeous pics in the pages following! Thanks!
 
2005-01-25 04:30:37 AM

As they say in Yorkshire
 
2005-01-25 04:55:28 AM
The pic on the bottom of page one, lying on her side in sunglasses, with just the one boobie hanging over, oh maddon
 
2005-01-25 05:44:52 AM
site has nasty adware called Adstatkeep might want to remove it
 
2005-01-25 07:43:44 AM
-Skinink-

["this little c.nt's a spitter"]

I've never much cared what a girl did with my nad nectar after I was done with it...

Except for that one who wanted me to squirt it into the pickle jar she kept in her nightstand.
I thought that a bit eccentric.
 
2005-01-25 08:01:40 AM
a couple of ppl have allready pointed this out, but these are old. also she was a model before acting, so looking good naked isn't so much of a supprise.
 
2005-01-25 09:02:37 AM
VIRUS! MY MACHINE LIT UP WITH VIRUS ALERTS.
 
2005-01-25 09:04:19 AM
How can you complain about Uma? She looks fantastic in these (old) pictures, great body and these aren't posed, no makeup or flattering lighting. And yes, those are real breasts, that's how they're supposed to look.

I don't get what the whining is about, her body is perfect.
 
2005-01-25 10:49:57 AM
Since this website is farked and wants to fark your computer. Just use a download manager to get these NSFW pics.

http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/uma_thurman/2.jpg
http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/uma_thurman/3.jpg
http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/uma_thurman/4.jpg
http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/uma_thurman/5.jpg
http://www.lalovin.com/paparazzi/uma_thurman/6.jpg
 
2005-01-25 10:58:02 AM
jer2911tx [TotalFark]
am i the only farker not impressed by uma?
/just sayin'


No.
 
2005-01-25 11:22:17 AM
1. aside from the glands, I never thought she was all that good looking.
2. she can't act for shiat, what the hell is she doing as an actress? Connected parents?
3. she's a horrible stage fighter. Kill Bill cemented my hatred of her. (though it was totally worth it for Basinger's Most Excellent Performance.

But I'd still hit it.
 
2005-01-25 11:37:12 AM
I just want to thank the photographer for not showing us the photos of her dreadfully awful ass. The hairy twat was bad enough. Somebody get that biatch a lawnmower.
 
2005-01-25 01:24:08 PM
Tell me again why we're angry and disappointed that naked celebrity women aren't perfect? Because it's a reminder that we're living almost entirely in a thin little fantasy world?
 
2005-01-25 01:28:37 PM
Ummm, Jafac, Basinger wasn't in Kill Bill. Did you mean horseface, Darryl Hannah?
 
2005-01-25 01:44:50 PM
She was hottest as Poison Ivy
 
2005-01-25 04:09:18 PM
nice. Yeap, I would hit it ...twice.
 
2005-01-26 01:29:41 AM
That Slut went out with Seal, I would definetly not hit that.
 
2005-01-26 10:47:18 PM
Can we please stop with the "if you don't think she's hot, you're gay" rubbish? Christ on a unicycle, hotness is subjective, and (OMG!) not everyone will always agree with your perception. It's possible for someone to disagree with you and still be straight.

That said, I'd fark her blind.
 
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