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(Some Guy) Boobies Uma Thurman at the beach (not safe for work)   (lalovin.com) divider line 307
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cwick [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:24:50 PM
Nice Jubblies!
 
jer2911tx
2005-01-24 12:26:01 PM
am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'
 
Uncle Eazy [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:27:23 PM
Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.
 
Smookyfufu
2005-01-24 12:28:13 PM
I'd hit it over and over and over and over and over...
 
Eat More Possum [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:29:11 PM
I'd stand in line and wait for when smooky was done.
 
sasbazooka
2005-01-24 12:30:19 PM
Hotnessss- man those jumblies look better out in the open...
 
BigBabyJesus
2005-01-24 12:32:07 PM
Those pics just totally ruined it for me. Thanks a ton submitter
 
Smed
2005-01-24 12:32:25 PM
Can I call sloppy thirds?
 
Folderol
2005-01-24 12:32:26 PM
no lie, who knew THOSE were hiding somewhere??
 
You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:37:06 PM
YES!

 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:37:28 PM
Old pics. Those jubblies are knee-bangers now.
 
volfan [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:38:15 PM
Great googly moogly.


/gets in line to hit it
 
faxinator
2005-01-24 12:40:39 PM
Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:40:43 PM
With all these Farkers standing in line to hit it, it's starting to seem like the Carzy 88's scene in Kill Bill Vol I
 
volfan [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 12:42:10 PM
faxinator:

Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!

You go, Fred.
 
control
2005-01-24 12:43:53 PM
She's so fine, I'd hit it five point palm exploding heart style.
 
faxinator
2005-01-24 12:51:47 PM
Uma Thurman at the beach;
She was showing off her matching boobies!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was my woodie!
 
Spooda
2005-01-24 12:51:47 PM
Her eyes are too far apart.
 
bslatner
2005-01-24 01:07:47 PM
I've had a thing for Uma ever since the Adventures of Baron Munchaussen. Mmmm.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 01:18:59 PM
ulllullllulllulllullllullllulll!

Sorrym, but outside of Rock Lobster sing-alongs and my middle-eastern cheerleading squad practice, I don't get a lot of chances to practice my ululation.
 
splishsplashfark
2005-01-24 01:27:25 PM
Spooda: Her eyes are too far apart.


I always thought she looked like one of those Precious Moments things.
 
witty username
2005-01-24 01:28:48 PM
meh
 
kitschnsync [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 01:39:20 PM
How can you guys look at this type of thing? What about her privacy, you beasts!

If you want to see Uma naked, you have rent one of her movies, otherwise you are a bad person taking advatage of a helpless celebrity. Shame on the submitter.
 
freeleee
2005-01-24 02:03:36 PM
She's alright with me, wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers...........
 
Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 02:03:56 PM
I thought she had smaller boobles than that?

and personally, shes not in my top 114 of hot Hollywood girlies. shes rather normal looking around a sea of hotness.
 
SpinalTapp
2005-01-24 02:04:01 PM
 
boom
2005-01-24 02:12:12 PM
I think those were in playboy around 1994 or so. Totally agree bslatner, she was hotness in the Adventures of Baron von Munchausen.

-boom
 
bulldg4life
2005-01-24 02:20:08 PM
I would very much like to buy her a glass dragon and show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection.

 
mizike
2005-01-24 02:46:34 PM
 
i_doit3d
2005-01-24 02:52:06 PM
Fazed beat Fark to it some time ago I believe. Use to be the other way around.
 
albert71292 [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 03:14:12 PM
Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.

/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.
 
Sir_Paco
2005-01-24 03:22:38 PM
My day is complete.

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to 'fark'."

Lucky Buck. Lucky Buck.
 
Axion22
2005-01-24 03:22:41 PM
Wow, nature never ceases to amaze me.
They're almost perfect.
 
EHT
2005-01-24 03:23:31 PM
farked already.....
 
Adman12 [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 03:24:10 PM
Uncle Eazy
Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.

Of all the topless scenes in all the movies I saw in the 80s, that one truly stood out. Spectacular.
 
anonymous
2005-01-24 03:24:18 PM
someone plz post the SFW pics.
 
Tao Chemical
2005-01-24 03:25:03 PM
Her body is repulsive, sorry.
 
Arrogant
2005-01-24 03:25:07 PM
HELLO AND WELCOME TO 1996.
 
Freakman
2005-01-24 03:25:30 PM
These just made my day. Time to cover my keyboard in seran wrap and take the phone off the hook.
 
barry_the_green
2005-01-24 03:25:43 PM
I'm in the "where the hell was she storing those in GATTACA" camp.
 
Yossarian22
2005-01-24 03:26:00 PM
I am Gonna KILL KITTENS.
 
thenetbox
2005-01-24 03:26:19 PM
farked :(
 
lady_kuri
2005-01-24 03:26:42 PM
She's not bad, but paparazzi pics always suck. I dunno, I wouldn't kick her out but I doubt I'd chase it either. Hard to tell with these pics, but whatever, not like it matters.
 
Abudiwa
2005-01-24 03:27:38 PM
smashing pumpkins.
 
Son of Thunder
2005-01-24 03:27:41 PM
What. The. Fark. (SFW, I guess) (opens in new window)
 
buntz
2005-01-24 03:27:52 PM
ok, here's the thing I don't understand....
These celebrites get all upset when these pictures surface on the internet....

Now, I'm just a joe schmo nobody, but I have never just layed around naked on the beach, at the pool, in my backyard.
Whether someone was taking my picture of NOT.

I just don't get why these people who complain about naked pictures are always NAKED!!
 
jumanji
2005-01-24 03:27:53 PM
oh my - i had no idea those boobies were there. they're glorious
 
Bizarro [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 03:28:05 PM
She looks lovely.
 
loupismcw
2005-01-24 03:28:21 PM
That's great. It looks like she was having a really enjoyable day at the beach. We should all be so lucky.
 
Sgt Otter [TotalFark]
2005-01-24 03:28:39 PM
Images aren't loading. Farked? Are these the crappy pix some paparazzi took in 1995 that ended up in Playboy?
 
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