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cwick		2005-01-24 12:24:50 PM

Nice Jubblies!

jer2911tx		2005-01-24 12:26:01 PM

am i the only farker not impressed by uma?

/just sayin'

Uncle Eazy		2005-01-24 12:27:23 PM

Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.

Smookyfufu		2005-01-24 12:28:13 PM

I'd hit it over and over and over and over and over...

Eat More Possum		2005-01-24 12:29:11 PM

I'd stand in line and wait for when smooky was done.

sasbazooka		2005-01-24 12:30:19 PM

Hotnessss- man those jumblies look better out in the open...

BigBabyJesus		2005-01-24 12:32:07 PM

Those pics just totally ruined it for me. Thanks a ton submitter

Smed		2005-01-24 12:32:25 PM

Can I call sloppy thirds?

Folderol		2005-01-24 12:32:26 PM

no lie, who knew THOSE were hiding somewhere??

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color		2005-01-24 12:37:06 PM

YES!

gopher321		2005-01-24 12:37:28 PM

Old pics. Those jubblies are knee-bangers now.

volfan		2005-01-24 12:38:15 PM

Great googly moogly.

/gets in line to hit it

faxinator		2005-01-24 12:40:39 PM

Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!

NuttierThanEver		2005-01-24 12:40:43 PM

With all these Farkers standing in line to hit it, it's starting to seem like the Carzy 88's scene in Kill Bill Vol I

volfan		2005-01-24 12:42:10 PM

faxinator:

Uma Thurman at the beach;
Everybody had matching towels!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was a rock lobster!

You go, Fred.

control		2005-01-24 12:43:53 PM

She's so fine, I'd hit it five point palm exploding heart style.

faxinator		2005-01-24 12:51:47 PM

Uma Thurman at the beach;
She was showing off her matching boobies!
Somebody went under a dock;
And there they saw a rock...
It wasn't a rock.
It was my woodie!

Spooda		2005-01-24 12:51:47 PM

Her eyes are too far apart.

bslatner		2005-01-24 01:07:47 PM

I've had a thing for Uma ever since the Adventures of Baron Munchaussen. Mmmm.

brap		2005-01-24 01:18:59 PM

ulllullllulllulllullllullllulll!

Sorrym, but outside of Rock Lobster sing-alongs and my middle-eastern cheerleading squad practice, I don't get a lot of chances to practice my ululation.

CineKal		2005-01-24 01:25:24 PM

I adore her so.

splishsplashfark		2005-01-24 01:27:25 PM

Spooda: Her eyes are too far apart.

I always thought she looked like one of those Precious Moments things.

witty username		2005-01-24 01:28:48 PM

meh

kitschnsync		2005-01-24 01:39:20 PM

How can you guys look at this type of thing? What about her privacy, you beasts!

If you want to see Uma naked, you have rent one of her movies, otherwise you are a bad person taking advatage of a helpless celebrity. Shame on the submitter.

freeleee		2005-01-24 02:03:36 PM

She's alright with me, wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers...........

Dr.Knockboots		2005-01-24 02:03:56 PM

I thought she had smaller boobles than that?

and personally, shes not in my top 114 of hot Hollywood girlies. shes rather normal looking around a sea of hotness.

SpinalTapp		2005-01-24 02:04:01 PM

boom		2005-01-24 02:12:12 PM

I think those were in playboy around 1994 or so. Totally agree bslatner, she was hotness in the Adventures of Baron von Munchausen.

-boom

bulldg4life		2005-01-24 02:20:08 PM

I would very much like to buy her a glass dragon and show her my Drizzt Do'Urden book collection.

mizike		2005-01-24 02:46:34 PM

i_doit3d		2005-01-24 02:52:06 PM

Fazed beat Fark to it some time ago I believe. Use to be the other way around.

albert71292		2005-01-24 03:14:12 PM

Uma...Oprah. Oprah...Uma.

/obscure Dave Letterman Academy Awards reference.

Sir_Paco		2005-01-24 03:22:38 PM

My day is complete.

"My name is Buck, and I'm here to 'fark'."

Lucky Buck. Lucky Buck.

Axion22		2005-01-24 03:22:41 PM

Wow, nature never ceases to amaze me.
They're almost perfect.

EHT		2005-01-24 03:23:31 PM

farked already.....

Adman12		2005-01-24 03:24:10 PM

Uncle Eazy
Just watch Dangerous Liaisons. Uma boobie goodness abound.

Of all the topless scenes in all the movies I saw in the 80s, that one truly stood out. Spectacular.

anonymous		2005-01-24 03:24:18 PM

someone plz post the SFW pics.

Tao Chemical		2005-01-24 03:25:03 PM

Her body is repulsive, sorry.

Arrogant		2005-01-24 03:25:07 PM

HELLO AND WELCOME TO 1996.

Freakman		2005-01-24 03:25:30 PM

These just made my day. Time to cover my keyboard in seran wrap and take the phone off the hook.

barry_the_green		2005-01-24 03:25:43 PM

I'm in the "where the hell was she storing those in GATTACA" camp.

Yossarian22		2005-01-24 03:26:00 PM

I am Gonna KILL KITTENS.

thenetbox		2005-01-24 03:26:19 PM

farked :(

lady_kuri		2005-01-24 03:26:42 PM

She's not bad, but paparazzi pics always suck. I dunno, I wouldn't kick her out but I doubt I'd chase it either. Hard to tell with these pics, but whatever, not like it matters.

Abudiwa		2005-01-24 03:27:38 PM

smashing pumpkins.

Son of Thunder		2005-01-24 03:27:41 PM

What. The. Fark. (SFW, I guess) (opens in new window)

buntz		2005-01-24 03:27:52 PM

ok, here's the thing I don't understand....
These celebrites get all upset when these pictures surface on the internet....

Now, I'm just a joe schmo nobody, but I have never just layed around naked on the beach, at the pool, in my backyard.
Whether someone was taking my picture of NOT.

I just don't get why these people who complain about naked pictures are always NAKED!!