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(Some Guy)   Student bitten by mongoose.   ( divider line
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2486 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2002 at 1:04 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-10 01:08:55 PM  
Did it hang on like a langolier?

(What's a langolier anyway?)
2002-03-10 01:11:35 PM  
Did it think the student was a snake?
2002-03-10 01:13:59 PM  
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Binturong says, "Don't mess with me today."
2002-03-10 01:14:04 PM  
thats pretty funny
2002-03-10 01:14:21 PM  
funny i tell ya
2002-03-10 01:14:52 PM  

Yeah, sure, but cliche-wannabe weasel will eat your children if you ask nicely...

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2002-03-10 01:16:49 PM  
"Wah wah it bit me, owwwwww!" Shut the hell up and quit your whining, biatch or I'll give you something to cry about. Now finish feeding the damn thing before I lock the door on you.
2002-03-10 01:28:10 PM  
Why is this story here?

how is this amusing?

Everyone knows you shouldn't Fark with Rikki Tikki Tavi.
2002-03-10 01:30:03 PM  
Now showing: "I was a Teen-Aged Were-Weasel".
2002-03-10 01:51:23 PM  
It was a Malaysian binturong, not a weasel. The Latin is Arctictis binturong. The weasel is Mustela erminea. They are not the same genus, nor are they even in the same family. Weasels are in the family Mustelidae, whereas the binturong is in the family

Just so you know. And I did look this stuff up; I don't know many Latin names off the top of my head.
2002-03-10 02:05:50 PM  
"Sunday is a wasteland on"
This article is more proof of that premise.
2002-03-10 02:08:09 PM  
Langoliers are the critters that come along as the day is ending and eats the world...And if you're lazy, they'll get you...
2002-03-10 02:15:36 PM  
"When I'm mad at you, I can communicate verbally the anger or frustration. This is one way an animal can communicate," Rodriguez said

No my dog growls, my cat hisses, and my but phoots. These are all audible ways for them to communicate. This rodent is obviously a psycho. Lets burn him.
2002-03-10 02:33:55 PM  
With a name that sounds like bit-your-arm, why the hell did he wanna feed the little farker in the first place?
2002-03-10 03:47:47 PM  
When a mongoose-like creature bites a man, that's not news. Now when a man bites a mongoose-like creature, that news.
2002-03-10 03:49:44 PM  
(dumb comment)

I didn't know that bicycles bit people.

(/dumb comment)
2002-03-10 04:23:22 PM  
If my newswriting class taught me anything, a better story would have been "Student bites weasel", unless, of course, the student is related to Ozzy Osbourne, in which case, the headline needs to mention Ozzy. Ozzy Rules!!!!!!!
2002-03-10 04:34:25 PM  
Crotchrocket Slim: if Ozzy was involved, would the headline then be "Ozzy bites head off student"?

I'd think that if someone bit Ozzy, they'd be a prime candidate for a tetanus shot(among other things).
2002-03-10 04:57:53 PM  
This made the news? Don't we have some people to drop bombs on? Christ, get with the important things.
2002-03-10 08:01:26 PM  
Mynd you, moose bits kan be pretti nasti...
2002-03-11 01:28:11 AM  

I hope it bites your knob off....
2002-03-11 06:24:19 AM  
As a ninth grade teacher, I have decided to add a mongoose to help alleviate my classroom discipline issues. I'll pay extra for one with rabies.
2002-03-11 12:39:47 PM  
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