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(Some Guy)   Couple who met while playing Diablo 2 online to get married. Level 8 Barbarian to give the bride away.   (blizzard.com) divider line 126
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2002-03-09 03:55:01 PM  
I bet he put all of his skill points into "Shout". He'll need the defense against that hag!
 
2002-03-09 03:58:11 PM  
what's up with the "freaky-your-marriage-will-only-last-3-months" angel?
 
2002-03-09 04:00:10 PM  
Their wedding ring SOJ was a dupe! A DUPE I SAY! LOOK OUT, IT JUST MIGHT DISAPPEAR THE NEXT TIME BLIZZARD PATCHES THE SERVERS!
 
2002-03-09 04:04:15 PM  
it's romantic, in a sick and twiztid kind of way

I watch josie and the pussycats too much
 
2002-03-09 04:13:10 PM  
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2002-03-09 04:18:26 PM  
It looks like the guy in white is holding a submachine gun...
 
2002-03-09 04:18:31 PM  
B.net Channel: FARK
GEEKS UNITE!
 
2002-03-09 04:18:47 PM  
"SAY HERRO TO MY LITTLE FREIND!!"
 
2002-03-09 04:23:10 PM  
Fishbulb, I have a beautiful girlfriend, and being attractive myself(at the very least in relation to the Diablo couple), I have every right to bash people. :)

Btw, yes, I'm kidding about the right to bash. But seriously, those people are farking lame.
 
2002-03-09 04:26:18 PM  
well they're just a couple of D2-crazed koreans...over there, gamers are superstars...I think it's because they suck at real sports.
 
2002-03-09 04:32:12 PM  
SO WHAT IF THEY MET ONLINE!

I see nothing wrong with that, so they met and feel in love online, is that a bad thing? it will become much more normal as time passes, people...

get used to it. seriously
 
2002-03-09 04:33:01 PM  
"I think it's because they suck at real sports."

You don't consider ping pong to be a real sport? ;)
 
2002-03-09 04:33:15 PM  
damn....I was surprised how good both of them looked. I was expecting the usual fat pale nerds.
 
2002-03-09 04:40:35 PM  
good looking? they arent gonna be pale because they're asian, but i guarantee they dont get out much. And just because they're not 500 lbs doesnt make em attractive?

The guy is a goon, and i'd equate sex with the girl to a punch in the balls.

and, and btw.... is SHE balding????
 
2002-03-09 04:42:53 PM  
have you ever seen the dude who owns yahoo? he's asian, but he looks white he's so pale.

and how you would equate sex to a punch in the balls.....sure...................
 
2002-03-09 04:44:12 PM  
and how this is different or inferior to meeting your spouse while hiking, or at the bookstore, or at a concert, or anywhere else? common interests, people... they're good to have. at least he probably doesn't have to take shiat for staying up past midnight playing games.

I bet most of you nay-sayers would jump at the chance to go out with a girl who's even half as into games as you are.
 
2002-03-09 04:49:10 PM  
well, ok, asian people CAN be pale, but they also CAN be tall, and CAN drive something other than hondas or acuras... my point is that it RARELY happens

as for the punch in the balls remark, i mean, look at her!!! she reminds me of the shriveled up "Lo-Pan" character from "big trouble in little china" (anyone??)

well, im stickin by my remark. i think most people in the thread would back me up on this.

sex w/ nerdy, ugly, balding, shriveled asian girl = punch in balls.
 
2002-03-09 04:52:12 PM  
look at the average wife across america, their all fat, not to mention ugly. This person, from the picture, looks pretty good and is not fat. That equals out to better than your average american wife.

Internet people just have to high of standards from looking at pictures of models and celebs all day.
 
2002-03-09 04:54:44 PM  
hmm... good point.

I consider the golden standard for asian girls to be Annie Ohura... or, "the big O" as i call her.... he he...
 
2002-03-09 04:55:21 PM  
That chick couldn't raise my bone from the dead with 20 skill points in the skeleton mastery!

*ducks after throwing crappy dork humor*
 
2002-03-09 04:59:40 PM  
That's very cool of Blizzard. It's a geek dream to meet someone you can actually get it on with online...and neither are bad looking, regardless of what most of the 300+ lb keyboard jockeys here think.

(before the flame, I'm not a 300+ keyboard jockey...more around 285...)
 
2002-03-09 05:02:55 PM  
The worst is when the wedding is crashed by three Koreans who run in screaming "BABA DUEL GIVE ITEMS" and PK the priest.

*rim shot*
 
2002-03-09 05:08:06 PM  
Hmm, the red x. Yep, amber-stain, you're one hot specimen alright. I can hardly contain my desire.

lol.
 
2002-03-09 05:11:01 PM  
And well said dude. I'm very happy with the wife I've got, but I can't say that I'd complain if she was into d2 or CS or something - if only so, like you said, she'd understand whyI'm up till 2 am playing games sometimes.
 
2002-03-09 05:22:05 PM  
LMAO, Nick Dark!

After that happens, some small child will wander into the chapel and yell "CIN SUM1 POERACT ME THOUGH ACT IIII!!11" and then impale himself on a candleholder. Such dumbasses you can find on battle.net...

and the wedding ring would NOT be an SoJ. It would be Bul`Kathos' Wedding Band.... DUH.

As for the Fark "this is so lame im cooler than all of you" auto-whine-crew, shut up before I break your noses, take photos, and send them to Cliff Yablonski.
 
2002-03-09 05:24:55 PM  
...oh, and whoever asked WTF was up with the angel:

he's a character in the game. He's a big kickass Old Testament angel, no pansy-ass Gabriel wannabe.
 
2002-03-09 05:35:11 PM  
>>he's a character in the game. He's a big kickass Old Testament angel, no pansy-ass Gabriel wannabe.

He's also a traitor.
 
2002-03-09 06:02:02 PM  
I need to own me a biatch in CS.

"The bomb has been planted."

*snickers*
 
2002-03-09 06:16:14 PM  
Wouldn't the Paladin or Druid be giving the ceremony? I don't think the Barbarian has magic marrying spells.
 
2002-03-09 06:35:04 PM  
The honeymoon night:

kekekekeke no rush ^_________^
 
2002-03-09 06:42:04 PM  
Ugh... only in Korea. It used to be such a proud nation... just... ugh.
 
2002-03-09 06:46:58 PM  
I don't see anything wrong with it... Sure, in my opinion, the girl isn't particularly attractive. Obviously, the guy thinks otherwise. To each his own, right? Anyways, I like goats. And pirates. And ninjas. I should be a goat-pirate-ninja. That'd be cool.
 
2002-03-09 06:49:13 PM  
A traitor? well that just gives me all the more reason to dislike him and his non-face. someone should photoshop a face on that thing.
 
2002-03-09 06:57:35 PM  
Makes me wonder about if they ever divorce or not- I'll bet those Rings of Wedding will be sold on eBay for quite a hefty penny...
 
2002-03-09 07:03:07 PM  
kid_at, not everyone making fun of these people are fat themselves. I'm far from fat, and I make fun of them just as much as any 300lbs + person on here!

Grand_High_Took, I'm glad to hear you feel that way for me, but well, you're married, I'm spoken for, and I'm also hetero, so I guess it just isn't your lucky day, huh?
 
2002-03-09 07:17:14 PM  
Those people look okay to me. They appear to have no deformities. Not all of us are supermodels. Maybe those who think otherwise should turn off daytime soaps and go to a mall to look at some real, normal, fugly people.
 
2002-03-09 07:18:22 PM  
LOL! Cybergeeks!!!!

-he who stacks pork
 
2002-03-09 07:45:44 PM  
hehe, Blizzard is about 500 yards from my house (I live on the University of California campus in Irvine) I see their place everytime I drive off campus. :-P
 
2002-03-09 07:50:59 PM  
He found a girl geek, which rocks. They both don't look too hazardous to the gene pool, other than an unhealthy amount of time on line... But if they're tiein' the knot, they probably have their priorities straight.

"Honey, are we gonna game or fark like bunnies tonight?" "We farked like bunnies last night... We can game tomorrow." ;-)
 
2002-03-09 07:52:01 PM  
so how many of you that are biatching even have someone to share your lives with? if you do, your lucky. why not let them have the same happiness?
 
2002-03-09 07:54:22 PM  
I think it is cute. and I am jealous, I want a gamer girl friend.
 
2002-03-09 08:04:57 PM  
hey I'm trying to find games that are mouse only RPG's any advice? Currently play Diablo II, can't type with my hands and I use an infra-red head mouse.
 
2002-03-09 08:08:41 PM  
KOREA BEST NATION~~~ ITAM PLZ~~

I give it two years or less. They will break up over the cow level, since one of them will kill the king. Yes, a sad day that will be.

Oh, and for the record... Tyreal isn't a "traitor" as some one seems to think. the "traitor" was named Izuel, or 'Izzy'. ; )
 
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2002-03-09 08:18:06 PM  
Tyrial was a fool to have trusted me...(sean connery should have done that line for blizzard)
 
2002-03-09 08:20:20 PM  
??? It sounds nothing like connery!

But on the subject of voice actors, I really think blizzard screwed up big time by making Tyreal sound very different in the xpac. He sounds more... uhhh, mortal.
 
2002-03-09 08:26:33 PM  
man, these people find true love on d2, and all i ever got out of playing the warcraft III beta is a cramp in my mouse hand, and bad grades on the midterms i dont study for.
 
2002-03-09 08:37:32 PM  
the question is what sort of a dowry did she bring with her character??? i would require at LEAST 5 flawless diamonds and 10 flawless emeralds.
 
2002-03-09 08:42:47 PM  
Why settle for flawless diamonds/emeralds? Get the perfect grade ones.
 
2002-03-09 09:48:58 PM  
I hope to trade his wife for my ITAM, a greater healing potion.

ITAM PLZ~~

Oh, and SolarisDX, i think Mulletron was being a bit sarcastic with his comments. Who trades gems, anyway? The closest to trading gems ANYONE gets is the poor saps who still think 40 chipped gems is worth a soj.

haha, i cannot help but laugh at those buffoons. heh.
 
2002-03-09 09:51:12 PM  
Sprack: That's fvcking funny!
 
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