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(Some Guy)   Couple who met while playing Diablo 2 online to get married. Level 8 Barbarian to give the bride away.   (blizzard.com) divider line 126
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2002-03-09 11:01:37 AM  


NERDS!
 
2002-03-09 02:24:09 PM  
11:01am?
 
2002-03-09 02:24:56 PM  
That's really cool of Blizzard to do that, though.
 
2002-03-09 02:25:10 PM  
May the forces of good bless you both with abundant strength +4, prodigious dexterity +1, eternal vitality +3 etc....
 
2002-03-09 02:25:28 PM  
Although, I wish they'd get back to work and finish the new warcraft games.
 
2002-03-09 02:25:31 PM  
beats me.
 
2002-03-09 02:26:32 PM  
I work with a couple who met while playing Quake online.

"Oh I just love the way you rocket jump, baby!"
 
2002-03-09 02:27:54 PM  
Damn, she's a skag... then again he's no prize himself... Perhaps we should just kill them and end that portion of the gene pool right here and now....
 
2002-03-09 02:27:57 PM  
Diablo II good.
Marriage bad.
 
2002-03-09 02:28:23 PM  
If they divorce, does she get 1/2 of his gold and exp. points?
 
2002-03-09 02:29:10 PM  
TotalFark users can post on it while it's still in the queue.
 
2002-03-09 02:29:21 PM  
I smell Photoshop material...
 
2002-03-09 02:29:37 PM  
There were no other gods before me.

Piss off, "God-".
 
2002-03-09 02:29:58 PM  
Diablo II bad.
and boring.
and graphically unimpressive.
and outdated.

I think it's all a bunch of hoo-ha and quite possibly jibba-jabba.
 
2002-03-09 02:30:33 PM  
God-, what are you expecting from people who meet while playing video games online?

The whole reason they're playing games online is because they're too ugly to interact with real people.

Wow, that was mean. Oh well.
 
2002-03-09 02:33:43 PM  
Nah, that's cool as hell... meeting a girl through a video game is pimp as hell. It beats waking up (after binge drinking) to seom three eyed slut with canker sores on her nose.

Cheers to the geeks.
 
2002-03-09 02:35:30 PM  
ok, that angel thing just doesnt make sense..what is up with its head? and shoulder area? has it got a noose round its neck? (looks like a small rope above its head, which makes it pretty humerous considering..)
I dont like it mommy.
 
2002-03-09 02:36:00 PM  
Koreans are nuts about Blizzard games. Expect them to invade Irvine California soon if Blizzard doesn't announce a new starcraft game. And anyone that thinks I'm racist for saying that has obviously never been on battle.net
 
2002-03-09 02:37:39 PM  
Level 8 Barbarian? What a wimp! He better make sure he has his "Zeal" combat skill and his "Fanaticism" aura burning during the Honeymoon.
 
2002-03-09 02:38:46 PM  
Aww, who cares how two people meet? They're in love, isn't that enough?
 
2002-03-09 02:38:58 PM  
Soulburner, I will second the fact there are a lot of Koreans on Battlenet.
 
2002-03-09 02:39:48 PM  
TARDS!!
 
2002-03-09 02:44:03 PM  
yeah this is big-time photoshop stuff...
 
2002-03-09 02:44:28 PM  
Yes, these two people who met on a video game are lame, obviously all the single guys who post on fark are MUCH MUCH MUCH cooler than this, I mean, they post on fark.com, not play some lame video game online. They all have super model attractive girl friends who would never waste their time by doing things that the people who post on here would enjoy, because those things are way too lame for women to do. Obviously...
 
2002-03-09 02:47:29 PM  
I thought it was she got half, and the lawyers got the other half...
 
2002-03-09 02:51:26 PM  
jehova, get over it....
 
2002-03-09 02:56:45 PM  
Fishbulb...I'm not single, good home, beautiful wife...(see permas)...kids, and lots of computer equipment.... Well, I'm ugly, but that's beside the point!
 
2002-03-09 02:57:04 PM  
Nerds.
 
2002-03-09 02:59:32 PM  
No word yet on that couple who are still fooling around playing Diablo I.
 
2002-03-09 03:00:00 PM  
Battle.net chicks are awesome sometimes. They're all so starved for attention, that they'll do just about anything. I managed to convince one that she needs to write the word "soul" on her breasts in lipstick, take a picture, and send it to me.
 
2002-03-09 03:01:07 PM  
Oh, and that was a while ago that I did that. And yes, I have since gotten a life.
 
2002-03-09 03:01:29 PM  
My girlfriends name is "lefty".
 
2002-03-09 03:08:14 PM  
Um, what about the nekkid little boys running around? Wasn't HE the coach? Does she really know him? What happens if she loses against Diablo, does he make her run around the neighborhood nekkid? Really, think about it. What are the odds, you go on line. The whole world is connected, and you meet some one in your own little country. Couldn't he have just picked up a telephone book and randomly picked a page/name? And blizzard gives them a page congartulating them, Fark Them. They didn't congratulate me when I bought DiabloII andthe damn Expansion pack. They didn't give me a page when I killed the evil Baal. They gave me 1000 pieces of gold and a damn ninja knife, I was a farkin Barbarian. Hey Blizzard BITE ME!! Ooop, sorry, I have a headache. =(
 
2002-03-09 03:09:01 PM  
i'm very attracted to asian girls so she looks pretty alright to me.
 
2002-03-09 03:10:15 PM  
Hey, shuh, "Zeal" and "Fanaticism" are skills/auras unique to Paladins, NOT Barbarians.

yup, I'm a nerd...
 
2002-03-09 03:14:55 PM  
That really is LAME
 
2002-03-09 03:17:40 PM  
I hope they've been putting all their points into vitality because they're gonna need it on their honeymoon! HAR HAR HAR HAR har har har he he he ha ha ha... ha ha ha...he...heh........ha......(breaks down crying).
 
2002-03-09 03:19:19 PM  
it's always nice to be acknowledge by your comunity whoever it may be.

or if one is cynical. its a marketing ploy i.e. "if you play our game you might get lucky in more ways than one. they did."
 
2002-03-09 03:19:59 PM  
Good grief, maybe its the pictures, but they both look like butt.

I hope this story doesn't get too much attention. There are already too many guys online tryin to meet people.

35/acne scarred computer programmer/mothers basement in Indiana --- if anyone wants to "cyber"
 
2002-03-09 03:21:57 PM  
Cool. One of my links got posted. :)

Still, it isn't as bad as that couple who got married on a Quake II server a while ago. ;)
 
2002-03-09 03:24:17 PM  
That's just pathetic. At least when I got married, a level 26 assassin gave my wife away.
 
2002-03-09 03:24:18 PM  
I bet none of HER seals have ever been broken.


bada-bing!!

*proceeds to move right arm back behind head as to smoke a cigarette off the left side a la Andrew Dice Clay*
 
2002-03-09 03:26:19 PM  
Sorry about under-ranking the Barbarian. I don't play the game, and I wasn't sure how high the levels go.

I figured I'd err on the side of caution. :)
 
2002-03-09 03:28:21 PM  
Yeah, level 8 is pretty frickin' low. I've gotten a newly-created character to at least 10 in under two hours.
 
2002-03-09 03:35:18 PM  
I'll bet the wedding ring is an SOJ.

Alimony payment lag = ban.

Porn DL = Boot.


Sorry, really, I am. I wish them the best of luck...
*snicker*
 
2002-03-09 03:40:13 PM  
Grand_High_Took: Hey, shuh, "Zeal" and "Fanaticism" are skills/auras unique to Paladins, NOT Barbarians.

Thanks for being the first to point that out GHT, I though I was gonna have to be the loser who did that.


Way Cool JuniorSorry about under-ranking the Barbarian. I don't play the game, and I wasn't sure how high the levels go.

So then how the hell did you find this out? Are you some kind of freak who surfs online gaming sites but is too cool for online gaming? Or did you get this from another blog? ARE YOU CHEATING ON FARK!?!

 
2002-03-09 03:41:55 PM  
Oh wait, one more...

Constant accusations of the other spouse cheating/being a "fag."
 
2002-03-09 03:48:56 PM  
I wonder if she's seen his joystick yet?
 
2002-03-09 03:49:01 PM  
"So then how the hell did you find this out? Are you some kind of freak who surfs online gaming sites but is too cool for online gaming? Or did you get this from another blog? ARE YOU CHEATING ON FARK!?!"

I play lots of online games, and I follow the game scene closely.

Diablo II I don't play. That and Diablo are the only Blizzard games I don't like.

If you knew how much time I spent playing Starcraft, you'd weep. ;)
 
2002-03-09 03:50:39 PM  
ShuhLevel 8 Barbarian? What a wimp! He better make sure he has his "Zeal" combat skill and his "Fanaticism" aura burning during the Honeymoon.

Oh yeah, and, because I have no trouble admitting I'm a loser, EVEN if it was a Paladin, at level 8, he would not have attained a level high enough to reach even one skill level of zeal OR fanaticism. Neener neener neener. (Well, possibly zeal, if it was given to him by a weapon.)

P.S. Also, why would the one giving the bride away (traditionally her father) need to keep anything like that burning into the night? Did you think Koreans consumate their marriages via incest?

 
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