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(Reuters)   Police arrest "Handshake Man" at Bush inauguration. Still on the lookout for "Bootyshake Woman"   (today.reuters.com) divider line 86
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2005-01-21 09:47:15 AM  
He hasn't used anti-bacterial soap! He's a terrorist threat! DELTA TEAM GO!
 
2005-01-21 09:47:42 AM  
I didn't RTFA, in my haste to get the Boobies and I...
 
2005-01-21 09:47:47 AM  
Oh yeah, that guy. For a minute I was thinking of "Mr. Shakehandsman" from Banzai! (the old Fox parody of Japanese gameshows).
 
2005-01-21 09:47:48 AM  
So that's what the world is coming to... we can't even get a handshake from the president.
 
2005-01-21 09:48:00 AM  
Welp .... looks like this administration is off to a good start .... Throwing people in jail for trying to shake hands. USA USA USA!!!!
 
2005-01-21 09:48:04 AM  
Do not let him touch the Bush... repeat... do NOT let him touch the Bush!

/Geez, sounds like my last date.
 
2005-01-21 09:48:24 AM  
took 'em four years to catch the guy, wonder how that will compare to Bin Laden's capture?
 
2005-01-21 09:49:08 AM  
Lose anyway.

And I got censored. Boobies!
 
2005-01-21 09:49:28 AM  
Wonder how the 'turn your back on bush' people did. Probably didn't get to see him, because their speech wasn't determined to be free.
 
2005-01-21 09:49:34 AM  
Welp .... looks like this administration is off to a good start .... Throwing people in jail for trying to shake hands. USA USA USA!!!!

Yeah, I remember the good old days when huge crowds were allowed to just rush the President.
 
2005-01-21 09:49:51 AM  
But did they catch Lady One Question?
 
2005-01-21 09:49:53 AM  
You know that they planned for this weeks in advance.
 
2005-01-21 09:51:03 AM  
Can I offer you a chocolate covered pretzel?
 
2005-01-21 09:51:17 AM  
ook 'em four years to catch the guy, wonder how that will compare to Bin Laden's capture?

Don't be silly. Everyone knows we've already captured Bin Laden. They're just waiting until right before the election to make the announcem... Oh, wait.
 
2005-01-21 09:51:19 AM  
Its nice to get a reminder of that good old half assed american work ethic that we have.
 
2005-01-21 09:51:53 AM  
Place your bets now!

a) 3 days in jail!
b) 3 weeks in jail!
c) 3 months in jail!

BETTING ENDS!
 
2005-01-21 09:52:07 AM  
handshake boy?



/thanks to whatever farker I stole this from
 
2005-01-21 09:52:41 AM  
The statute of limitations doesn't run out after 4 years for a 'crime' like this?
 
2005-01-21 09:52:57 AM  
..formerly know as "Mr. Reacharound Man." We don't think he washed his hands before switching identities.
 
2005-01-21 09:53:45 AM  
Yea buy he is everyones president. You know, as long as you donate to the Republican party...

Oh and being white, rich, morally bankrupt, and a christian wackjob helps
 
2005-01-21 09:53:58 AM  
Who is Handshake Man?
 
2005-01-21 09:54:08 AM  
 
2005-01-21 09:54:34 AM  
should be a "dumbass" tag to go around ss agents with a warrant.
 
2005-01-21 09:54:54 AM  
 
2005-01-21 09:55:52 AM  
So what you wanted to see good has made you blind
And what you wanted to be yours has made it mine
So dont you lock up something that you wanted to see fly
Hands are for shaking
No, not tying
No, not tying


/why would anyone wanna shake W's hand anyhow?
 
2005-01-21 09:57:14 AM  
/why would anyone wanna shake W's hand anyhow?

Because it is way safer and way cleaner than shaking, say, Clinton's hand
 
2005-01-21 09:57:36 AM  
why would anyone wanna shake W's hand anyhow?

Because he is the President. Of the United States.
 
2005-01-21 10:00:37 AM  
sertman

/why would anyone wanna shake W's hand anyhow?

Because it is way safer and way cleaner than shaking, say, Clinton's hand


Really? W never touches his weener? Sorry, Mr. Bush's hands are no cleaner than President Clinton's.
 
2005-01-21 10:00:56 AM  
Well, at least that's one sign security is better.
 
2005-01-21 10:01:04 AM  
why would anyone wanna shake W's hand anyhow?

Because he is the President. Of the United States.



And lets face it, we know that Dubya doesn't masturbate. He's a good christian conservative.
 
2005-01-21 10:02:30 AM  
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.

-- Jack Handy
 
2005-01-21 10:02:40 AM  
HandJOB man, they let right through.
 
2005-01-21 10:02:41 AM  
Nougat

Well, to be fair, Clinton gets his weener touched by other people.
 
2005-01-21 10:02:43 AM  
Ve vill not allau ze rabbel to get too cloze to ze Fuehrer!
 
2005-01-21 10:03:12 AM  
Was it the Japanese hand shake man from the british show Banzai?

Where you had to guess how long he was gonna be able to shake hands with famous people for?

Im Guessing its not.
 
2005-01-21 10:03:17 AM  
OK, they got Handshake Man, but did they get Pat On the Ass Man or Foot Massage Girl?
 
2005-01-21 10:03:50 AM  
CONSPIRACY EXPOSED!

Japanese Prime minister receives handoff of deadly virus from insane North Korean leader Kim-Il "Erica" Jong.

Bush receives virus from Japanese PM.

Bush delivers it to "Typhoid Billy"...

Who transmits it to John Kerry...

Who has his own mad plan for world domination...
 
2005-01-21 10:04:06 AM  
Sorry, Mr. Bush's hands are no cleaner than President Clinton's.

Sorry, everyone knows that Republicans are clean and Democrats are dirty. I mean, it's just true.
 
2005-01-21 10:04:08 AM  
Drgonzo420
"Can I offer you a chocolate coated pretzel?"
I can't believe that went unnoticed! Nice MallRats reference.
 
2005-01-21 10:04:09 AM  
? So what, the guy wants to shake W's hand... I'm a W fan but...? What the heck?

Did he do it last time with his balls hanging out or something?
 
2005-01-21 10:05:19 AM  
I'm the Handshake Man the Handshake Man
I can shake hands as fast as you can

/apologies to Tom Green
 
2005-01-21 10:06:54 AM  
Here's his website.
I'm tempted to donate.
 
2005-01-21 10:11:32 AM  
isn't he is the Rubberman Band Man's brother?
 
2005-01-21 10:14:28 AM  
 
2005-01-21 10:14:46 AM  
Did he stinkpalm Bush, or offer him a chocolate-coated pretzel?



/Props to Imageshack
 
2005-01-21 10:16:32 AM  
It's not the fact that he walks up and shakes their hand, it's the fact that he is able to somehow get passed the security to get that close. This is what the Secret Service is concerned about.
 
2005-01-21 10:17:08 AM  
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!
 
2005-01-21 10:17:29 AM  
Clavis..that was teh fUnnAy. :D
 
2005-01-21 10:19:07 AM  
Dammit, took me so long to load up the dvd and capture the image, that I lost the kudos of an early Mllrats reference. Now it just looks lame
 
2005-01-21 10:21:09 AM  
BETTING ENDS!
 
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