"We didn't get any complaints from the neighbours."


It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
(Don't run away it's only me)

All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
With a dead man . . . Dead Man . . .

I guess they missed the memo about pouring out a little liquor.

I'd like to let loose that Maori gang on Compton gang -- no firearms. It'd be a slaughter. Those guys are tuff.

This sort of thing happens a lot more than you would think. Who was the actor that left a body sitting on his friends couch with a drink in his hand as a joke?

did they put women's shoes on him and step on his feet? oh, wait, it was their friend. never mind.

"tap the bottle & twist the cap"

I see dead people.....

Da homiez do da math!

brap- candlesticks always make a nice gift

/bull durham is the shiat

was general cornrow wallace involved?

didn't i see this on 6 feet under?

2005-01-21 08:27:07 AM mahakala


Thanks....now that song's stuck in my head for the rest of the day

I think I've seen this film.

Keg stand anyone?

Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget
Some of the boys got loaded drunk, and they ain't got sober yet;
As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay
O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play

That's how they showed their respect for Paddy Murphy
That's how they showed their honour and their pride;
They said it was a sin and shame and they winked at one another
And every drink in the place was full the night Pat Murphy died

As Mrs. Murphy sat in the corner pouring out her grief
Kelly and his gang came tearing down the street
They went into an empty room and a bottle of whiskey stole
They put the bottle with the corpse to keep that whiskey cold

About two o'clock in the morning after empty'ing the jug
Doyle rolls up the ice box lid to see poor Paddy's mug
We stopped the clock so Mrs. Murphy couldn't tell the time
And at a quarter after two we argued it was nine

They stopped the hearse on George Street outside Sundance Saloon
They all went in at half past eight and staggered out at noon
They went up to the graveyard, so holy and sublime
Found out when they got there, they'd left the corpse behind!

Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died, is a night I'll never forget
Some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't been sober yet;
As long as a bottle was passed around every man was feelin' gay
O'Leary came with the bagpipes, some music for to play

KEY

Gangs that party together stay together.

Yo homiez:

Git some bking soda to cook da shiat up
Peace!

PS: prrrrrrrrrrr!

I heard he was the life of the party! Get it? Life of the party? He's dead and stuff. It's a joke.

Haven't these guys heard of photos? You place one in the party house and use that to remember him by.

they gotta give him a Viking Funeral , S.O.B. style

/Blake Edwards

I'm upset that it took 8 posts before someone mentioned Weekend at Bernie's.

I'm waiting for someone to make a Chapelle's Show reference.

They just wanted to be free. To do what they want to do. And they want to get loaded. And they want to have a good time.

I would use him to take the carpool lane he needed to be returned to the funeral.

/that was totally choreographed

Those silly Aussies

Weekend at Bernie's in 3... 2... nevermind, there we go.

If Fark provides me nothing else, it's stability in this crazy world.

MrSin666

*shudders* imagery I didn't need.

heehee 'kiwi gang'

You can't be tough if you're referred to as a 'kiwi gang'.

I assume the 'pineapple gang' is their toughest rival gang?

damn cats.


Imagery I didn't need... yet can't help giggle about.

/is this a handbasket? cool.

Weekend at Homies

Kinmuan

"Kiwi" = "New Zealander"

/the more you know

Wasn't this in Whale Rider?

"Make an oyster happy...."

"And the world is your armadillo..."



More S.O.B. references!

One of the funniest films I ever saw

very orignial unless they heard about John Berrymore, who's friends (WC Fields et al) took him to his own wake at someones home.

SmashAdams
I'm waiting for someone to make a Chapelle's Show reference.

Looks like LiTeSp3eD is a mind reader

//was general cornrow wallace involved?

Kinmuan

You can't be tough if you're referred to as a 'kiwi gang'.

Obviously you've never seen a Maori. Those guys would destroy any thugs in the U.S. and then they'd do the Haka.

"Fill my boots up with sand,
Put a stiff drink in my hand"...
Thanks Joe Diffie...

text from pic:

The Maori culture has a long tradition of tattooing, which dated back centuries until the Europeans outlawed it in the 1800s. These Auckland men belong to the anti-European Black Power Group. Their tattoos are a combination of traditional Maori tattoo art, called moko, and symbols picked up from the U.S. Black Power movement of the 1960s.

Raise the dead!!!

Respekt!

I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

Waiting for an invitation to arrive
Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

CHORUS
I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door . . .
(Don't run away it's only me)