I've been working on getting the snake in her hoo-hoo-dilly.

I mean cha-cha.

the hero tag has never had a finer moment

thank you farmer's wife, thank you.

TAIUWP.

I have a gauranteed wart removing cream if she needs it. If it doesn't work at first, I'll just keep applying it until it does.

*guaranteed*

Apparently it doesn't do shiat for dyslexia, though.

The slimy creature landed on the star's plump chest when filming a scene for her new movie 'Vanity Fair'.

When talking to a woman, using the word plump in a any sentence to discribe her will usually get you kicked in the screw holders.

What the hell kept her from getting it herself?

vegasj:
nukeim: What the hell kept her from getting it herself?

the attention.

vegasj' finest moment. Well said.

this "story" has so much publicity department taint on it that you'll need a spatula to get it off

It's a tough job but somebody's got to do it.

Lucky frog.

I want to be a frog now.

TommyymmoT
ROFLMAO

What the hell was a smeely Frenchman trying to jump in her cleavage in the first place ?

Hello my baby, hello my darling....

she can now say the frog was better.

Yeah those Crazy Glue Frogs can get really WEDGED. You practically need tongs to get them out.

The fact that somebody actually sat down at a keyboard and typed this story out, and that an editor deemed it newsworthy, saddens me as a journalism student.

Reese Whitherspoon has a giant head.

i'd like to put my frog in her cleavage. no rescue necessary.

UFIC?

Where are the NSFW pics?

I know they're out there!

Haha!

2005-01-20 08:01:41 AM thestereo

the hero tag has never had a finer moment

thank you farmer's wife, thank you.



I've said it once and I'll say it again: a hero is a person displaying unusual courage. It takes absolutely no courage to dive into Reese's Witherspoon's cl...

Oh.

Never mind. Carry on.

oh sure a frog could get away with it.
but you know if i ran up and shoved my face between her breasts and started suckling her teats she'd probably be all "oh my god!!! security! security!"



plus albo said "taint"

"I was just looking around, you see. Ze view was remarkable!"

Imagine that, Greasy Reesey Witherspoon smells like a bog.

"The frog leapt into the soup on the table! Then it jumped from the soup, and landed in Reese's cleavage. She was very good about it - she had a laugh."

Didn't know frogs could laugh...

Yeah, I gotta one-eyed trouser-trout that does that to girls all the time. Little rascal!

motherbuster

The fact that the article is on Fark and people are commenting on it shows a public interest in the article which makes it newsworthy. That is unless they teach you at journalism school to make value judgments for people and only report what you think is newsworthy rather than what the public has an interest in.

/either way, I would have assisted in the rescue

Was the frog holding a microphone while wearing a raincoat? I heard he said "Hi, Ho!"

While this excites me, the story says she's playing June Carter Cash in "Walk the Line," a movie about Johnny Cash.

That excites me in a whole other way.

And the frog needed rescuing again, why?

Um, obviously nobody cares, but Vanity Fair is already on video. So, it must have been filmed, what, a couple of years ago? Although the article is new, the story itself is really old. Maybe Reese isn't getting much buzz these days, so her PR people hauled this non-story out to get her name back in the press.

If someone pulled me out from between Reese's ta-tas I'd be pissed.

The site seems to be well and truly farked. Another job well done!

Her muffin smells like Ryan Philippe.

/I'd still hit it.

I would tell her the only safe way for me to remove a frog is with my teeth.

Ok, for a frog to be stuck in her cleavage she has to actually have some cleavage..

publicity stunt with fake knockers...

well played Hogans

I want to rescue a frog from POtD's cleavage.

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Does any site get farked quicker than FemaleFirst???

5-Head...

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this blows

I once had a frog stuck in my mushrooms, he came all the way from Florida. True story but I'll let you elaborate on that one.