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(ABC)   Old and busted: Anorexic ballet dancers. New hotness: Obese dancing tubs of lard   ( divider line 139
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2005-01-19 03:27:45 PM  
2005-01-19 03:30:58 PM  
Two greenlights in one day... Must be my lucky day.
2005-01-19 03:32:50 PM  
"I had an artist hidden inside me and didn't realize it."
2005-01-19 03:33:03 PM  
This thread is better without pics.
2005-01-19 03:33:56 PM  
Pics are needed. STAT.
2005-01-19 03:34:22 PM  
"It's incredible how they utilize their roundness,"

2005-01-19 03:34:36 PM  
I like the Special K banner ad at the top
2005-01-19 03:34:58 PM  
2005-01-19 03:37:54 PM  

big chics need love too
/just sayin'
2005-01-19 03:39:40 PM  

Had to be done.

But in all seriousness, good for them. About time we get over this "must be able to count the vertebrae in your back by just looking" mentality.
2005-01-19 03:49:30 PM  
Please do not show any more pics, i need to eat today....

2005-01-19 03:53:00 PM  
Voluminous Dance preparing its current show, "Una muerte dulce," or "A Sweet Death,"

I'm waffling between if a horrible death would be sweeter than going to see the show.
2005-01-19 03:53:59 PM  

Two greenlights in one day... Must be my lucky day.

That's how it started for us all. Then you need three greens, then six, then you're submitting 200 links a day trying to get into double-digits. All starts with two.
2005-01-19 03:56:35 PM  
Sweet. I could make a mint busting my moves.
2005-01-19 04:02:58 PM  
Well, they'll dance for now, but it won't take long for their knees and ankles to give out.
2005-01-19 04:05:43 PM  
Rollign around in flour does not count as art.
2005-01-19 04:07:41 PM  
Now there's a headline guaranteed to piss someone off once it hits Lite.
2005-01-19 04:17:49 PM  
The only thing this will accomplish is pissing off the local seismologists.
2005-01-19 04:25:10 PM  
Wopat: Now there's a headline guaranteed to piss someone off once it hits Lite.

This is an insult to lard.

/jiggle jiggle
2005-01-19 04:29:13 PM  
But they are cute in the face.
2005-01-19 04:57:28 PM  
2005-01-19 09:54:57 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics.

I can't believe I just said that.
2005-01-19 09:55:20 PM  
Melty dancers wanting ham! Oh no ham hungry BLARGHHH!!
2005-01-19 10:02:33 PM  
Weak headline.
2005-01-19 10:02:51 PM  
2005-01-19 10:04:09 PM  
Quite admirable. Maybe they could recreate scenes with oceans where several of them lay down and wiggle and several function as the boat.
2005-01-19 10:06:13 PM  
the classical ballet figure is an underweight, young-looking girl... and I've gotta say (having a few friends that are ballet dancers) these girls really are smoking hot. watching them dance is a sexual experience, it goes unmentioned, but that idea exists in ballet (and the girls know it). So uh I dunno what i'd say about chubby ballet dances
2005-01-19 10:06:51 PM  
You know if Duncan had a few pounds on her that scarf never would have done her in, maybe they're on to something./way too obscure
2005-01-19 10:08:21 PM  
How can the audience hear the music over all the wheezing?
2005-01-19 10:12:00 PM  
Aaaand the fatty trifecta is complete!

1) Texas schoolkids' obesity on report cards
2) Smoking regains its place as #1 killer ahead of obesity
3) Fat dancers

Pat yourselves on the back
2005-01-19 10:13:13 PM  
The stage is held up by massive Steel I-Beams.
2005-01-19 10:13:16 PM  
Bring back the Age of Steam and give these blubber-busses a purpose again.
2005-01-19 10:14:01 PM  
Reminds me of the scene in Drawn Together, where Sockbat says "nobody likes fat chicks," then Capt. Hero says "I like fat chicks," then the next scene is him banging a fat chick.
2005-01-19 10:14:27 PM  
This article left me with several questions.

If they keep dancing, won't they lose weight?

If they lose weight, can they still be on the overweight dance troupe?

How much _more_ do they have to eat to maintain their weight, now that they've added exercise to their regular regime?
2005-01-19 10:15:17 PM  
Those Cuban chicks are just trying to get to the US!
I mean look at the patriotic garb!
We can not let them in, for Elians sake!
2005-01-19 10:16:30 PM  
Obese dancing tubs of lard

As opposed to svelte dancing tubs of lard?
2005-01-19 10:17:28 PM  
Must I?

/Too late!
2005-01-19 10:19:03 PM  

You know if Duncan had a few pounds on her that scarf never would have done her in, maybe they're on to something./way too obscure

Getting pulled out of a car by having a scarf getting caught in the spokes of wheel wasn't the most graceful way to kick the bucket for a dancer.

Damned dancers make the stage smell like a locker room after a performance, although they give you something nice to look at when you're counting measures. I can't imagine what it would be like with troupe of jumbo sized ones. Yech!

2005-01-19 10:22:56 PM  

had to be misunderstood
2005-01-19 10:23:58 PM  
2005-01-19 10:24:13 PM  

Dance my Kenyucky Farm Gal! DANCE!
2005-01-19 10:24:28 PM  
These chicks?

/could not help myself
2005-01-19 10:24:38 PM  
I pray to bhudda that these huge hills of flesh aren't trying to dance in pointe shoes...

/can hear shattering shins from over here.
2005-01-19 10:25:06 PM  
"I had an artist hidden inside me and didn't realize it."
ahem. that's because you ate her.
2005-01-19 10:26:12 PM  
you must be smoking buddha to spell bhudda
2005-01-19 10:26:51 PM  

/$20 and a box of frozen corn-dogs, huh?
2005-01-19 10:30:03 PM  
I found this animatied gif today, so I might as well post it here:

2005-01-19 10:30:41 PM  
"Inside me is a thin person just screaming to come out!"

"Just the one, dear?"

2005-01-19 10:31:55 PM  
This must be the BEFORE pic

/just sayin
2005-01-19 10:32:25 PM  
As a lard ass I have to say Bravo! Extra cushion for the pushin is good for you.

Dance my fellow fatties dance.

/eats another ding dong.
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