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6596 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2002 at 11:38 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-08 11:41:39 AM  
Nothing like picking on the blind guy
2002-03-08 11:42:53 AM  
What are people doing--going out and looking for bizarre hit-and-run stories?
2002-03-08 11:43:12 AM  
The blind guy is lucky he didn't go through the windshield. The driver may have left him there to go have sex with his Viking wife...
2002-03-08 11:43:25 AM  
Good. I hope that is a lesson to all you other blind biatches.
2002-03-08 11:45:33 AM  
Ah, the joys of road rage.

I need to ghet a copy of Carmageddeon.
2002-03-08 11:45:42 AM  
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed does it dude?
2002-03-08 11:46:11 AM  
Sounds like the driver was blind too...
2002-03-08 11:46:13 AM  
He then slammed the blind man into the car before bending him over behind the car.

My goodness! man rape is not way to respond to a traffic incident... what are these norwegian freaks thinking? Oh yeah, they eat fish salami....
2002-03-08 11:46:19 AM  

"He (the blind man) has been harassed by neighbors, who are related to the driver. He has also met clear resistance within the legal system. In my opinion the court has little consideration for the handicapped. This case became quite complicated, with a lot of paperwork. It was hopeless for a blind person to try to handle such a case alone," said Kjeldahl.

What a huge steaming pile of shiat.
2002-03-08 11:46:22 AM  
blind people are bad, on just shoot me last night, the blind guy was such a pervert.
2002-03-08 11:46:35 AM  
Why was Stevie Wonder in Norway?
2002-03-08 11:49:10 AM  
That's farking sick. This guy should have gotten 20 years at least. Instead he gets 21 days, and a suspended sentence at that? fark that.
2002-03-08 11:49:14 AM  
When Stevie Wonder sat down at the keyboard center stage, President Bush in the front row got very excited. He smiled and started waving at Wonder, who understandably did not respond. After a moment Bush realized his mistake and slowly dropped the errant hand back to his lap. "I know I shouldn't have," a witness told us yesterday, "but I started laughing."

So President Bush decided to beat the living shiat out of Stevie Wonder for disrespecting him, and not waving back...
2002-03-08 11:49:29 AM  
Blind people of the world,UNITE! Walk into traffic and damage side mirrors! This will make sighted people so angry that they'll beat you senseless. Then victory will be ours!!
2002-03-08 11:50:08 AM  
A witness to the incident, American President George W. Bush tried to get the pedestrian's attention by frantically waving at him, but to no avail.
2002-03-08 11:50:18 AM  
I wonder if GWB was waving at the blind guy telling him to move.
2002-03-08 11:53:13 AM  
Anyone listen to ESPN radio on the internet?

They don't play commercials, so you can hear the studio people talking to each other during breaks. During the last break they were reading Fark.

FARK will rule the world!
2002-03-08 11:54:41 AM  
I say we blind the driver.
2002-03-08 11:54:44 AM  
At least he didn't sit in the guy's garage for three days while the jackass aplogized for beating him to a pulp and not helping him live.
2002-03-08 11:54:56 AM  
Europe sucks.
They don't have the good natured drivers we have here. In America, we apologize to the victim, even if they did crack our windshield.
2002-03-08 11:56:27 AM  
How would the blind man identify the guy anyway? He cant see
2002-03-08 11:57:06 AM  
Wow, i cant believe you guys actually find this funny.
2002-03-08 11:57:35 AM  
We are sick, sick I tell you!
2002-03-08 11:57:50 AM  
The world has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
2002-03-08 11:57:56 AM  
The motherfarker had the nerve to get hit by a car AND be BLIND? Goddamn, that would piss me off too! And if he was in a wheelchair as well, I'd have to rip his head off!
2002-03-08 11:58:57 AM  
The cowardly motorist should be blind-folded and beaten by six burly swedes.
2002-03-08 12:00:16 PM  
That was actually profound Scrowdid.
2002-03-08 12:03:24 PM  
Everyone wave to the ESPN internet radio people. *waves*
2002-03-08 12:04:58 PM  
A real man....Hit's the dude, finds out he's blind then beats him up. How bout at least fighting someone who can
see. What a pussy.
2002-03-08 12:06:53 PM  
I bet his wife just put her hand on her forehead and looked down thinking, "I just know I'll read about this on FARK."
2002-03-08 12:09:57 PM  
I need to move to Norway. One of the richest countries and no laws, too farking cold though.
2002-03-08 12:10:40 PM  
FOX has just announced the following as possible titles for its upcoming movie adaptation of this incident.

Dude, Where's my Seeing-Eye Dog?
Let's Throw the Blind Guy in Front of a Car
Who's Beating Gilbert Grape?
I Know What You Did (You Stupid Blind-Guy Jerk!)
2002-03-08 12:13:26 PM  
You got Run Over
Roadtrip, hit and beating
Sightless in Seattle
2002-03-08 12:19:42 PM  
I thought i was gonna be disgusted like i was about the hit-and-drive-home-with-the-dying-dude-lady. instead i laughed.
fark is awesome.
"Oh, so you're blind? I can help you see."
2002-03-08 12:23:12 PM  
"He then slammed the blind man into the car before bending him over behind the car."

This combines the stupid biatch with the car sex article earlier. Everything comes full circle people....
2002-03-08 12:24:28 PM  
I bet he beats his wife and kid(s), too. Mouth breathing knuckle-draggers like that make me sick. I really cant understand how this guy would think that beating up a person he just ran into with his car would help. Even if the guy DID jump in front of him, which I doubt, why beat him afterwards? And that's not even taking into account that the poor bastard is BLIND.
2002-03-08 12:25:00 PM  
Simpman,you beat me to it.The guy is a cigarette..
2002-03-08 12:52:25 PM  
Personally, I'd like to see the dumb bastard have his eyes gouged out with a red-hot poker, then beaten half to death by Mike Tyson.
2002-03-08 12:52:40 PM  
This is disgusting, Norway has just joined the axis of evil, I say we nuke em. Friggin herring eating bastards.
2002-03-08 12:57:50 PM  
Man this is sad. At least Detroiters know how to treat blind people. Example: there was this blind guy, Leroy, who lived around the corner. Just about everyone in the Detroit metro area knew him, and no one griped about stopping for him when he decided to cross Woodward Avenue. All they had to see was that white cane.
2002-03-08 01:31:57 PM  
*wince* Gods...

Always before, the spring returned,
the bright world in its cycle spun,
In air and flower, grass and fern,
assured and cradled by the sun.

I'm too damn lazy to go look up the rest of that... anyone who reads DragonLance will probably catch it.
And it's a wonder there are people out there (myself included) who don't want to be human.

2002-03-08 01:34:34 PM  
"Man hits pedestrian with car. Finds out pedestrian is blind, proceeds to beat the tar out of him"

Gee, they phrase that like it's a BAD thing.
2002-03-08 01:36:28 PM  
One time a drunken Pollock fell and hit his head on my car and split it open as I was at a stop sign near Belmont & Pulaski in Chi-town.

What kind of POS car do you have that a Polish guy can split it open with his head?
2002-03-08 08:17:47 PM  
I will find this arsewipe, stick my white cane that I never use up his peehole, stick the spare cane up his butt, and proceed to play the Happy Stick-Pushing Game for a few hours.

I kinda take abuse of the blind personally.
2002-03-08 09:02:52 PM  
remove her eyes... break her legs... and puncture both of her femoral arteries... duct tape inside warm, full bathtub = justice
2002-03-08 09:06:00 PM  
I've got a couple of new boxing combinations I'd like to try on that guy. The driver. Pretty sure I could land them on the victim already.
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