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(Flashnews)   For the girl who has everything except a rack: Gummy Bear breast implants   (flashnews.com ) divider line
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2005-01-18 02:01:18 PM  
fakes are bad.
 
2005-01-18 02:01:19 PM  
i love lamp
 
2005-01-18 02:01:20 PM  
Boobies
 
2005-01-18 02:01:39 PM  
Gummi boobies!
 
2005-01-18 02:01:46 PM  
The so-called Cohesive Gel, nicknamed the Gummy Bear Breast Implant, is made from an inedible, semi-solid silicone and feels almost exactly like a gummy bear


As if the saline ones aren't hard enough already...
 
2005-01-18 02:01:53 PM  
Would that make them edible?

/ off to rtfa
 
2005-01-18 02:01:58 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics.
 
2005-01-18 02:02:24 PM  
Just like the candy, I hope these get stuck in my teeth.
 
2005-01-18 02:02:27 PM  
I've got an ad for them:

Now every woman can feel like the Gummi Venus de Milo, but with arms!
 
2005-01-18 02:02:28 PM  
I already have a new slogan for them!
"Gummy Bear Implants: They Look Good Enough To Eat!"

/got nothin'
 
2005-01-18 02:02:47 PM  
Ahhh, two of the best things in the world, Boobies and Gummi Bears.
/now if they tasted like gummi bears, mmmmmmmmm to infinity!
 
2005-01-18 02:03:03 PM  
"They've been in my pocket, they're warm and soft."
 
2005-01-18 02:03:09 PM  
Now every one sing "Gummy Bears bouncing here and there and everywere, High adventure beyond compare they are the gummy bears" Or am i the only one who thought that. :)
 
2005-01-18 02:03:31 PM  

I can't stand boobs that stick to the roof of my mouth.


I'd buy that for a dollar.

 
2005-01-18 02:03:38 PM  
This thread is worthless without pics.

[image from kakui-ss20.med.hokudai.ac.jp too old to be available]
 
2005-01-18 02:03:42 PM  
Now, if they could just get to work on the Sour Patch Kids douche.
 
2005-01-18 02:03:56 PM  
mmmmmm Gummy DiMilo....
 
2005-01-18 02:04:52 PM  
Coyote_Laughs
Now every one sing "Gummy Bears bouncing here and there and everywere, High adventure beyond compare they are the gummy bears" Or am i the only one who thought that. :)

In that case, maybe the slogan should be, "Feels great, bounces high!"
 
2005-01-18 02:05:17 PM  
"...carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi."
 
2005-01-18 02:05:42 PM  
I like the Haribo Gold Bears the best...
 
2005-01-18 02:05:52 PM  
[image from img20.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-18 02:06:01 PM  
"Dr. Kress has installed the new implants in 160 of his patients so far and says 90 percent of his new clients prefer them to old school implants."

anydoctor using this phrase brings many doubts to the procedure
 
2005-01-18 02:06:24 PM  
Gummy bears.. bouncing here and there and everywhere. Great adventures that we ALL can share! They are the Gummy Bears!


/that tune runs through my head on a daily basis
 
2005-01-18 02:06:34 PM  
I have a feeling that, a year from now, all I'll be hearing about on Fark is "look at the Gummis on her!"
 
2005-01-18 02:07:33 PM  
First things first! (kinda hope the filter gets that!)

Nominations for flavors!!!!
A Pair o' Pears
Appletitters
Orange You Glad For Breasteses
Tangerine Tits!
And of course, Melons!

(I'm all out of "!", Wait, there's one! Ooh, and another!
 
2005-01-18 02:07:59 PM  
mmmmmm
makes Boobies that much more yummy...

they should make the gel editable tho...
 
2005-01-18 02:08:11 PM  
High and low projection models? They light up now?
 
2005-01-18 02:08:25 PM  
Haha - old school implants.
 
2005-01-18 02:08:38 PM  
"high and low projection models."

why would you want low beams?
 
2005-01-18 02:08:41 PM  
if i were a woman, i don't know how comfortable i'd feel letting a doctor knife my bosom who uses the term "old school"

... just typed this as i saw your post romanmike
 
2005-01-18 02:09:30 PM  
they should make the gel editable tho...

You need an undo function on your boobies?
 
2005-01-18 02:09:55 PM  
Magic and mystery are part of their history.

Bouncing here and there and everywhere.....
 
2005-01-18 02:10:18 PM  
As a resident of Frederick, Maryland, I apologize for this crime againt boobies.
 
2005-01-18 02:10:23 PM  
Currently, the Gummy Bear Implant comes in 20 sizes and five shapes, including a teardrop style and both high and low projection models.

With a phrase like "high and low projection models," I gotta see pictures.

/imagines all the other things this phrase could apply to.
 
2005-01-18 02:10:40 PM  
Wow. I've been squeezing soft gummy bears for years until this article made a connection for me.
 
2005-01-18 02:10:44 PM  
[image from joyfultoys.co.uk too old to be available]
 
2005-01-18 02:10:59 PM  
Wow, even the gummy bear theme song can be misconstrued to mean the tata's:

"Gummy Bears"

Their dashing and daring,
Courageous and caring,
Faithful and friendly,
With stories to share.
They march trough the forest,
They sing out in chorus,
Marching along as their song fills the air.

[Chorus:]
Gummy bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure far beyond compare.
they are the gummy bears.

Well, magic and mystery are part of their history.
Along with the secret of gummy beary juice
Their legend is growing, they take pride in knowing,
They'll do what is right in whatever they do.
 
2005-01-18 02:10:59 PM  
I want my boobs to have the texture of day-old buzzard sputum.

.
 
2005-01-18 02:11:12 PM  
Coyote_Laughs: I thought of that tune almost immediately.
 
2005-01-18 02:11:21 PM  
both high and low projection models

Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get gummy breasts in it!
 
2005-01-18 02:11:25 PM  
I want a gummy worm crank implant.
 
2005-01-18 02:12:37 PM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum
I want my boobs to have the texture of day-old buzzard sputum.

Would you prefer tofu chunks?

/it came from another thread
 
2005-01-18 02:12:49 PM  
I like boobies...
 
2005-01-18 02:13:10 PM  
"Nice boobs"

"Thanks, they're gummys"


/Thinks Gumby boobs might be even more interesting
 
2005-01-18 02:13:14 PM  
I'm surprised no one noticed this story came from FLASHnews. So I'll be the first to point it out.
 
2005-01-18 02:13:39 PM  
Using "old school" in an article makes Joseph Pulitzer cry.

[image from pulitzer.org too old to be available]
 
2005-01-18 02:13:44 PM  
What's wrong with getting a little system upgrade?
 
2005-01-18 02:13:58 PM  
I know what this thread needs... more

[image from img103.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2005-01-18 02:14:27 PM  
Ever seen what happens to a Gummy Bear after five years? They turn brick hard!

I'm not touching those boobies at all!

Me: "My dear what hard breasts you have!"
Gummy Bear Implant Woman : All the better to hit you and knock you out with them!
Me: My your breasts are sagging awful low for your youthful age?
Gummy Bear Implant Woman : All the better to compete with old women with.
 
2005-01-18 02:14:39 PM  
2005-01-18 02:03:03 PM SlipWilly

My sentiments, exactly.
 
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